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I lost my wife in the most tragic circumstances. While on vacation in the Middle East, my wife asked me to go and get her some cigarettes. So I went to the nearest market and asked "Where can I get a pack of Camels for my wife?"

THE UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2011 8:00 AM EST



I always buy a six pack.

/ AUG 5, 2011 12:31 PM EST
We get 20 in a pack here.

/ AUG 5, 2011 10:38 AM EST
9:56, sorry to hear that, maybe YOU can change!

THE UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2011 9:58 AM EST
gay

/ AUG 5, 2011 9:56 AM EST
you should have been smoking american spirit cigarettes

/ AUG 5, 2011 9:52 AM EST
Only four? Damn, what kind of shape was the wife in? Long in the tooth was she?

/ AUG 5, 2011 9:16 AM EST
Read the story. A pack. In raghead land, a pack is four.

THE UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2011 9:14 AM EST
What silliness! Get to the point! How many camels did you get for her?

/ AUG 5, 2011 9:11 AM EST
Did she run of with the used camel salesman?

/ AUG 5, 2011 9:09 AM EST
Is she ok?

THE UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2011 9:05 AM EST
Sigh. This is what is known in the trade as a "joke with racial undertones." The person relating the story is describing a particular brand of cigarettes. However, when this person mentions the word "camels" his audience mis-understands and thinks he is offering his wife as a white sex slave in return for a few indigenous animals... never mind.

THE UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2011 9:03 AM EST
How did she die.

/ AUG 5, 2011 8:58 AM EST