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I met an enormously fat redhead at the store the other day (easily 500lbs). I asked her for her number and to my surprise she gave it to me no questions asked. Now all I have to do is figure out where to take her on a date. Any suggestions?

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2018 6:14 PM EST



Just roll her in the mud and slop the hog.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2018 9:21 AM EST
All you can eat.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2018 6:33 PM EST
Umm, a resto?

CANADA / AUG 23, 2018 6:27 PM EST