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JOKE OF THE WEEK: What is the first sperm a woman gets? Answer: Her father's.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2018 3:00 AM EST



I ask politely that the individual of the species Homo sapiens who has the name of Commander Noticeable transfer the possession of a remote incandescent body like the sun, which is made of a precious yellow metallic element, to themselves for the duration of one twenty-four-hour rotation of the planet on which we live.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2018 12:23 PM EST
Give yourself a gold star for the day Captain Obvious.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2018 12:02 PM EST
That is disgusting and the first vulva guys get is their mothers

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2018 8:15 AM EST
Wow.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2018 7:58 AM EST