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My neighbor's dog ripped off my balls with his teeth. I sued my neighbor, but my girlfriend is asking me to have sex. I can't bring myself to tell her that I don't have balls, so is there any way I can get them replaced? I need answers fast; she wants to have sex with me tomorrow!

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 5:04 PM EST



It's more easier to say to confess on your girlfriend, you can maybe go on some doctors but it will take time. Or just ask to the one who creator since he is the one who created your balls.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 10:46 PM EST
soh

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 6:02 PM EST
Take the dog's balls and sew them on you.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 5:42 PM EST
kill yourself

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 5:34 PM EST