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The dumbass Russian bitch I hired as a personal assistant for my 600lb wife last week just gave her notice. She wants to be a pole dancer because there is more money in it. I said good luck because you're uglier than a mud fence. Back to square one. Any suggestions?

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 11:29 AM EST



No wife, no gf, no meaningful relationship whatsoever. Just stupid fantasies.

NETHERLANDS / JUL 17, 2017 6:16 PM EST
You don't have a wife.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 5:56 PM EST
Let that blob sit on your face until you are dead.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 5:53 PM EST
Just let that fat greasy pig eat until she explodes. Or you could just exclusively feed her your man juice until she loses 300 pounds.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 4:27 PM EST
Here's a suggestion. Go to the kitchen and get a knife. Once you get that knife, take it to your wife and tell her it's the only way she'll be happy and she'll be in a better place. Then take out the peanut butter, jelly, and bread and tell her to eat with you all the while you had slipped a pill that will get her excited. Then just have sex with her. You'll thank me later.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 2:51 PM EST
Next time hire 2 assistants in case your wife eats one.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 2:01 PM EST
Staple your own mouth shut.

NETHERLANDS / JUL 17, 2017 1:37 PM EST
Staple your wife's mouth shut for a year.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 1:13 PM EST
Staple your wife's mouth shut for a year.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 1:13 PM EST