|A policeman grabbed me in the park today just as I was heading into the kindergarten.
'Where do you think you're going?' he asked.
I replied, 'I'll have you know I identify as someone who has every right to enter this school!'
He looked me up and down and said, 'Is that so? Well what do you "identify" as, then?'
I replied, 'A sadististic pedophila rapist.'
UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2019 12:30 PM EST