|A Utah Mormon was seated next to an lrish Catholic on a fIight back to
States from London .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which
was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
THE UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2011 10:30 AM EST