turn on moderation 
My bowels are exploding with excrement. My toilet is right next to the railing and it makes me pretty uncomfortable to go to the bathroom. It also appears that my fecal matter is micturating. Apparently I ate more than a gallon of beef jerky. Two people are at my door, holding chainsaws and shovels. I will be dead by morning and before you know it, I will have crapped in a body bag. No pain...No memory...No soul...No goodbye.
UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2019 12:43 PM EST


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