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Day in the life of a European: Wake at noon. Two eclairs and a cigarette for breakfast. Go and collect pension. Two bottles of wine and some snails for lunch. Buy heroin and ecstacy. Shoot heroin, more cigarettes. Bottle of vodka and horsemeat for dinner. Ecstacy and nightclub.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 12:47 PM EST



That's my life in the Midwest. Replace wine with meth, though.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 3:36 PM EST
Sure sounds like Italy.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 2:48 PM EST
La dolce vita

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 2:18 PM EST
Not enough cigarettes. I didn't include the lit cigarette in mouth throughout the day’s activities.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 1:56 PM EST
I bet that hurt.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 1:49 PM EST
On way home from nightclub gets decapitated and subsequently raped by Muslim immigrant gang.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 1:45 PM EST
Completely out of touch. 😂 🤣

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 1:29 PM EST