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what about my employment identification patch on my shirt at work , when and where in the hell is the law going to stop ? if the law is going to make it a crime then lets take all of our transportation vehicle identification laws off the books because you can not have 2 contradicting laws against each other because that would be a crime

/ JUN 21, 2011 3:14 PM EST

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i live in iran and i fuked a monkey in the ass and now i am sending the monkey into outer space so i dont get caught will you build me a brand new nuclear factory ?

/ JUN 22, 2011 2:50 PM EST

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i know alot of real good men that are a hell of alot better than you that are paying 10,000 dollars every month to support their wife and they are not getting any pussy

/ JUN 21, 2011 1:57 PM EST

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Do you know jespen international?

THE UNITED STATES / JUN 17, 2011 4:09 AM EST

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i am the hand that writes and then very Quickly moves away i am the last in the line [ x ]

/ JUN 18, 2011 12:12 PM EST

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I just shlt my mother fu

/ JUN 19, 2011 11:21 PM EST

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Needed else where, bye everyone! See you all soon! Not you Copy cat cumbot!

/ JUN 22, 2011 11:54 AM EST

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the black people are finaly going to do something to help all of the white people www.blackpowermovement.com are you going ?

/ JUN 16, 2011 3:29 PM EST

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You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with pepsodent.

THE UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2011 9:27 AM EST

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I made a poopster in my tighty whitie's while on a date with a hot girl. She asked me what that smell was and I said it was probably the kitchen sewer at the restaurant we were at. Well, the poopster rolled down my leg on the floor by her foot. I told her it was a special biscuit they serve here and the waiter musta' dropped it. Then I said maybe the smell was her and she should douche once in a while. Did I do good on my first date? She was hot too. Looked like Jessica Biel.

/ JUN 19, 2011 11:30 PM EST

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On eBay, they are selling Sohs used cοηdom she uses when fυcking a sheep up the αss. Are you going to bid on it?

THE UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2011 5:43 PM EST

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R U getting frustrated? ©

/ JUN 22, 2011 11:44 AM EST

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06 You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with pepsodent.

THE UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2011 9:30 AM EST

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This girl wanted me to watch her and her girlfriend make out. Should I do it?

/ JUN 23, 2011 7:57 AM EST

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THE UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2011 9:52 AM EST

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who is going to vote for vladameir putin in the next election in russia ?

/ JUN 22, 2011 2:48 PM EST

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News Flash: Bill Bailey did not come home. That is all.

/ JUN 22, 2011 10:44 PM EST

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i buried my dick at the dead dick cemetery

/ JUN 17, 2011 12:24 PM EST

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it included more than 18,000 chinese government banking officials and executives

/ JUN 20, 2011 3:12 PM EST

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04 Plop, plop, fizz, fizz; oh, what a relief it is!

THE UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2011 9:43 AM EST

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