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JOKE OF THE WEEK A bra and a pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bra asks the barman for a beer. The barman says no. The bra asks why. The barman says "Cause you're off ya tits and your mates look like they're gonna start something."

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2014 2:00 PM EST

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Ebola will ravage the over-populated 3rd world over the next couple of years. India, as much as it pretends to be an industrialized 1st world nation, is an over-populated, shіt-in-the street, archaic and under-educated cesspool. Good riddance - the world will be a much MUCH more stable, less disgusting place if about 60-90% of that nation's population is eradicated. Same for all 3rd world nations incapable of sustaining human life in any semblance of dignity.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2014 12:57 PM EST

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The AT&T girl is on. Man! She is so fuсkable. Don't you agree?

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2014 8:54 PM EST

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Does the fact the New England Patriots cheated to win their 3 Super Bowls and have not been able to win one since they were caught cheapen their victories?

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2014 8:54 PM EST

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Don't you in your cable company, but they don't know what do you think? This is fuсking serious, and Essex to represent you polluting this bullshît Don't you just hate in a nice tight shirt. AT&T got it absolutely destroyed your оrgasm. You mean the Netherlands who works for some reason owns some hoes have no time for this thread?

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2014 8:44 PM EST

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Don't you just hate in when, while in the middle of a pоrnо session, you are watching some hoes have some sexy time. Just when that "magic moment" is about to happen...a nasty "BUZZ!" sound happens? Your cable went out, and it absolutely destroyed your оrgasm. You tried to call your cable company, but they don't know what went wrong. And you are covered with premature ejaculations.

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2014 7:36 PM EST

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The liberated women of today want to be able to have sex with as many guys as possible without remorse, yet still be treated like a princess. I guess we are just supposed to shut up and obey the Gynocracy. What sad times to live in to be a single white guy. Even looks, success and money dont alleviate all the pain that Feminism has wrought our nation.

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2014 9:27 PM EST

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You should please go sodomize yourselves with retractable batons.

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2014 8:18 PM EST

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Will countries ever be able to truly work together in order to solve the world's problems?

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2014 10:30 AM EST

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Do you grow vegetables in your garden?

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2014 12:44 PM EST

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During her annual checkup, the well built babe was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine.

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2014 12:49 PM EST

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On Monday, Walmart delivered its answer in a New Jersey federal court to 30 Rock actor Tracy Morgan's lawsuit arising from a six-car accident on the New Jersey Turnpike. Among nine affirmative defenses, Walmart says that injuries "were caused, in whole or in part, by plaintiffs' failure to properly wear an appropriate available seatbelt restraint device." Is this pure corporate arrogance or pure legal genius?

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2014 7:53 PM EST

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It looks like some people here are nonsensical ramblings.That Italian hypocrite ass complains about it, and get a life.I'm glad that every immigrant coming to post there with yer snarky, snide, nasty, miserableI'm just more I let the right to let these potential terrorists from getting into the country in the world hates America, doesn't that they are STILL arguing about last night... I loved you take yer...comments...Those days are long gone, and the Philippines.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2014 2:13 PM EST

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What acceptable audit canst thou leave?

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2014 5:35 PM EST

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1:09 likes to be boring and predictable. What jackass! Is anyone surprised by this? (we fully expect the 1st answer to this to be mehxt)

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2014 1:11 PM EST

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From now on I INSIST all my questions be answered with HQA (High Quality Answers) Low to Medium Quality Answers need not respond. For the record mehxt is the lowest quality answer on JC. PS Answering this with mehxt is not only predictable, it is boring too. Got it?

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2014 1:01 PM EST

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Do you make your own tampons? Why bother, there's loads perfectly reusable discarded ones lying around if you know where to look. DIRTY FUĆKING BITCH ITALY/Sep 17, 2014 9:31 PM

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2014 10:36 AM EST

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Do you feel uncomfortable leaving tips? Why?

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2014 7:00 AM EST

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Does a cork from a wine bottle make a suitable emergency tampon?

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2014 5:15 PM EST

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Oscar Pistorius guilty of culpable homicide. Go figure eh? Oh and its Das POOP time! Please excuse me while I make my own little Oscar Pistorius

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2014 8:26 AM EST

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