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The chocolate starfish

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 2:46 PM EST

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I want some donuts. They sell these lovely chocolate covered ones down at the local bakery. But, I don't want to gain any more weight. I have a salad in my refrigerator. I really do want those donuts! :)

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2014 4:16 PM EST

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Why is it that on all dog food packages, it always shows light-colored Golden Retrivers? That is racist! I never see any bags with pictures of black/chocolate Labs, Chiuahuas, or even those cute Japanese dogs. Where's Al Barkton when we need him?

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2014 12:40 PM EST

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Chocolate commercial: Ladies you don't need a man, only chocolate. Chocolate is love. So stuff down your loneliness with lots of chocolate and get very fat and then you will never get a man.

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2014 5:32 PM EST

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milk chocolate or dark chocolates?

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2014 6:20 PM EST

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How many chocolate chips can you poke up your ass?

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2014 6:43 AM EST

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Who would win in a battle between Guilliermo del Toro's giant robots from "Pacific Rim", and Tim Burton's squirrels from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"?

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2014 1:10 AM EST

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should I have chocolate milk, potato chips, or coffee?

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2014 9:38 PM EST

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Do you like hot chocolate?

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2014 6:18 PM EST

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My 600lb wife just got fired from her job at the bakery. The owner said that she has been eating too many chocolate cakes. What the owner didn't know is that the baker has been porking her in the butt in exchange for those cakes. Do you think I have grounds for a lawsuit here?

/ JUN 20, 2012 4:28 PM EST

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so someone tell me why a bacon, chocolate and cheesecake pizza is so bad .... :(

/ JUN 3, 2012 4:03 PM EST

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I have a bar of chocolate hidden in my room somewhere... It's from Green and Blacks... am not too crazy about their stuff...

/ MAY 25, 2012 10:31 PM EST

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When whales of the ocean surface from great depths they must exhale through their blow-hole ..... But when giant pastry fed whales-of-the-land get home from working at bakeries they must blow off steam through their cake-hole before they can feed on orange liquor cheesecake, bourbon cookie dough, rum rice pudding, chocolate cake with whiskey raisen glaze and sheey cherry ice-cream ....aren't whales facsinating ?????

/ MAY 18, 2012 6:00 PM EST

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Losers, I want to tell you what I ordered from mightylleaf.com... :) I ordered 1 pound of the organic hojich (green tea)... 7 ounces of the chocolate chip truffle, and 7 ounces of the chocolate orange truffle... :) MmmmMmm, I can't wait till it comes, I'll tell you all about it! :)

/ MAY 16, 2012 8:26 PM EST

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Should we send little cranky ata guy a box of chocolate Bon bond and a Liberace Plays San Francisco boxed DVD set to sooth his inflamed (rectal?) nerves! Maybe mon wouldn't let him wear her dress today? eeewwwww..

/ MAY 13, 2012 2:14 PM EST

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When ata-guy & other losers post "help me! help-me Spock!" FAKE questions it sucks. Because some decent people here will try and help. Meanwhile the original poster isnt on jc anymore. He's back in bed, sleeping or jacking off.... Waiting for mommy to bring in iddle widdle 17 year old boy's breakfast tray of milk, chocolate chip pancakes and muffin...so white homo-boy can eat and sleep another 8 hrs. He promised mom he'll look for a job... In 5 or 6 YEARS !!!

/ MAY 12, 2012 12:25 PM EST

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I snagged a small bag of chocolate butter cookies filled with raspberry jam and dipped on one side with premium dark chocolate for the pastry shop before I left today... haven't done that in a while... ;)

/ MAY 8, 2012 8:13 PM EST

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My baby is coming to see me tomorrow, and she's expecting ice cream sandwiches! I had to go BACK to the store, and buy the original cookies I originally wanted for the sandwiches... The pepperidge farm cookies wouldn't work... I'm planning on filling the chocolate cookies with dulce de leche ice cream, and the lemon cookies (love those) wih vanilla ice cream... Haggen Daz is best for the recipe. ;)

/ MAY 5, 2012 8:41 PM EST

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Duckies, I'm back... ;) They had Archway cookies at the grocery store, but I opted for Pepperidge Farm's cookies... I got captiva dark chocolate brownie, and tahoe... ;) My neice is going to LOVE them.. ;)

/ MAY 4, 2012 12:22 PM EST

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Seriously, do any of you know any grown adult man who pees his pants when he gets upset. Ata guy says its common for white men in their 20s to pee their pants when they are told they can't have chocolate pancakes!! These are outrageous and class charges!!

/ APR 16, 2012 9:23 PM EST

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