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I always have the worst smelly butt gas when I'm at a restaurant or movie theater? I'm not proud of this, but I love vegitarian black bean chili, lentil soup, and BABY LIMA BEANS WITH BRUSSELS SPROUTS. At a movie theater I am constantly shifting around so I can vent a huge volume of foul toxic intestinal gas without making fart sounds.

/ JUN 2, 2012 12:54 PM EST

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Ok, 60's and 70's music authorities, what is this piece? http://www.filedropper.com/clip This is background from an old Jean Shepherd show. Sounds extremely familiar but I cannot place the title.

/ MAY 20, 2012 2:51 PM EST

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One of the best lines I've heard lately was from a retired shop foreman at the old Republic Steel plant in Cleveland, Ohio. When a young black kid was being laid off. The black kid said to the shop foreman: "You're firing me because I'm black!" The foreman thought a moment and replied "No, we hired you because you're black."... "We're firing you because you are useless!" Sounds like a very good slogan for the 2012 election!

/ MAY 18, 2012 9:04 PM EST

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Why does the sound of tinfoil make my nipples painfully hard?

/ MAY 15, 2012 4:34 AM EST

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I feel like I have to cook something tomorrow.... I'm thinking pasta! :) something homey and rustic! How's baked ziti sound? ;)

/ MAY 7, 2012 7:30 PM EST

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Ohh come on! For crying out loud! Is there really a Mr Fluffumwuffum ?? That name sounds like something a 6 yr old would name one of those guinea pigs with the aupr long fur and bugged out goo goo doll eyes. Is Mr F real ??

/ MAY 4, 2012 7:34 AM EST

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Who the bloody hell is the young-philosopher? Sounds like a poofster!

/ APR 26, 2012 8:11 PM EST

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Duckies, I'm going to have a shower and go to bed soon. Anyway, John Batchelor is coming on soon, and I like the sound of his voice... :)

/ MAR 25, 2012 7:41 PM EST

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I have a problem with my ears. When a sound comes from my left I hear it with my right ear, when a sound comes from my right I hear it with my left ear. I need to fix this asap because it is very confusing. What do you think is the problem with my ears ?

/ MAR 4, 2012 2:32 PM EST

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will the justcurio hard rock band be good on ustreamtv ? www.ustreamtv.com music , studio city sound live !


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What is "The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo" about? The title makes it sound like a kung fu movie.


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there are often posts here about LSD and other hallucinogens. Ive never done drugs except smoking pot occasionally. those mind bender type drugs sound interesting. Whats it's like?

/ DEC 5, 2011 10:44 PM EST

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On the one hand it sounds very simple to achieve rebirth in in the future. On the other hand, in order to have that true bliss at that moment one would have to have to establish oneself, truly wishing to achieve it in one’s being. So that it seems to be the great challenge of being here is to establish the wish to help other beings and not just oneself. So maybe you think it is not so easy?

/ DEC 4, 2011 8:20 PM EST

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It's me again, from 7:16pm After our sex she got up. She said this is DMT, it's like big LSD trip but lasts 30 minutes instead of 14 hrs. I was nervous. After heating the a pipe with a lighter she told me inhale deep and hold. It was like smoking plastic. She said again, I took another & a 3rd inhalation. I heard buzzing sound incredible oriental rug patterns and lights so intense it was beyond words....I looked at her she was a shimmering pattern of atomic quantum forces ....then I my body disintegrated into atoms and light. An hour later I was totally down and sobbing at the way I had treated her and all women.

/ NOV 19, 2011 7:53 PM EST

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When little bitcboys visit JC and attempt to post tough sounding replies, are they working out their anger at being ass raped by their father and old stinky gym coach??? ......see reply 9:04 for an example of a grade-A certified baby brat gay young white poofster BITCHBOY

/ NOV 13, 2011 9:40 AM EST

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True story, first time I heard the Grateful Dead; i said ..."these guys sound like Hillbilly's playing music, while on LSD"

/ NOV 13, 2011 7:54 AM EST

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Dad says if tabor behaves today; then we can go see the minature railroads. Dad says if tabor plays another joke on our dad, then it's yard chores for both of us all day. Why can't tabor stop playing pranks? Last night dad was in the kitchen talking on the phone to his boss about work; tabor got on the other phone in our parents bedroom. He made grunting noises, fart sounds and flushed the toilet. Dad was real mad afterwards. All I did was tell tabor it would be funny, I didn't make him do it.

/ NOV 5, 2011 10:41 AM EST

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in Britain there is a town with a name that sounds like a naughty statement...... The town is named "Iver Little Hampton"

/ NOV 2, 2011 9:39 AM EST

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I've just been caught by the reside nt land lady tossing off on the way to the toilet. "I've got Pussy Breath off last night." I explained . I am locked in a cupboard with fukin chains whips and rubber dildos - or that's what it looks like. I have only my mobile phone for light. It sounds like she is trying to get a party together on the phone but no one can hear me. Help!

/ OCT 20, 2011 11:25 PM EST

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Do toadlers EVER shut up? Jeebus! Do they ALWAYS have to be running their mouths? When they are not making some of the most annoying sounds on the planet, they are speaking like they have some goddamned speech impediment. I was riding the light-rail today, a famblee gets on and I hear "Is this our stop?" every five minutes! WHEN are they silent?


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