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My sister's friend is always trying to diet. For her birthday, my sister got her a giant chocolate ball filled with smaller lindt chocolates, and gave it to her saying, "it's your birthday, you can have *one* chocolate!" For Christmas she got her salad bowls and is planning to fill them with chocolates "as a joke." How can I politely let her know she's being inconsiderate?

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2014 11:14 PM EST

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Until I saw your wife I thought a black cow was a chocolate drink.

UNITED STATES / DEC 17, 2014 6:19 PM EST

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Do you buy hot chocolate drink mix with those dehydrated marshmallows?

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2014 2:48 AM EST

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Do you think America is ready for 4 more years of Obama's chocolate schlong?

GERMANY / DEC 15, 2014 5:49 PM EST

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Do you prefer chocolate chip or peanut butter cookies?

/ DEC 14, 2014 11:19 AM EST

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Sea salt soiree is the best chocolate!

/ DEC 9, 2014 8:38 PM EST

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Are You sure it wasnt three dozen chocolate donuts?

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2014 8:52 AM EST

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Are you addicted to chocolate?

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2014 3:45 PM EST

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how does this sound? a cup of iced coffee, a mandarin orange, a big burrito with beef, rice, beans, corn, salsa, greens, and sour cream, 2 mints, a brownie, a chocolate chip cookie, a cup of coffee with cream and sugar, and 2 cups of green tea

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2014 9:30 PM EST

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Justcurio Music Trivia: For 26 Aphex Twin chocolate coins, what does Aphex Twin say on his 2001 track, "Сock/Ver10"? A. "COME ON YOU СUNT, LET'S HAVE SOME APHEX ACID!" B. "COME ON YOU PLEBS, THIS СRAP AIN'T MUSIC!" C. "COME ON YOU CUNТ'S, I HAVE A TANK, JELAOUS?!?" D. "COME ON YOU SWAGFАGS, KANYE WEST STOLE 'AVRIL 14TH FROM ME!"

UNITED STATES / SEP 7, 2014 1:41 PM EST

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Did you sit on some chocolate?

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2014 9:41 AM EST

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I cut the sugar in half, I love chocolate pudding.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 8:12 PM EST

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Chocolate pudding is made and cooling in the icebox.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 7:56 PM EST

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I asked my mother to please stop giving me chocolate as a gift because I was trying to eat healthier. So the next time she gave me a big bag of jellybeans. So I asked her not to give me sweets, and the next time she got me microwave popcorn. So then I said no food as gifts please and that lasted a couple occasions, then she started giving me chocolate again.

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2014 7:13 PM EST

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I made the egg thing again tonight... and chocolate pudding. :)

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 9:17 PM EST

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Do you like mint chocolate?

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2014 10:45 PM EST

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I ate too much german chocolate ice cream

/ JUL 13, 2014 9:42 PM EST

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Should I go out for a small bar of chocolate?

UNITED STATES / JUL 3, 2014 9:14 PM EST

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The chocolate starfish

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 2:46 PM EST

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I want some donuts. They sell these lovely chocolate covered ones down at the local bakery. But, I don't want to gain any more weight. I have a salad in my refrigerator. I really do want those donuts! :)

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2014 4:16 PM EST

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