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My God damn fat girlfriend just broke my car seat. I would kill her if her fat ass body wasn't so hard to hide. But what alternative do I have?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 7:03 PM EST

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My big fat girlfriend just farted just before I was going to go down on her. She blamed it on the dog but I know it was her....now I'm scared of suffocation. What should I do?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 10:14 AM EST

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My girlfriend and I are having some troubles. She is in love with her ex. She can't date him for another year though. After the year she might go back to him though. Losing her is not an option though. Is there anything I can do? If I give her an ultimatum she'll probably chose him. I need a foolproof way that she'll choose me.

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 3:06 PM EST

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If I want to get pregnant but my partner doesn't want me to conceive, will I be a bad girlfriend if I get pregnant by him and don't tell him?

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 2:40 PM EST

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i have so many people around me, but i feel alone. i have a girlfriend and a supportive family. i have a few close friends. but i still feel so alone. what do i do?

/ MAR 14, 2017 7:17 PM EST

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My girlfriend told me that if I ever self-harmed again she would breakup with me, she was completely serious. I just self-harmed, a few small scratches running down my arm. She will see my arms tomorrow, how do I make this look like an accident? For example, what further harm could I cause to my arm that would make an accident look likely?

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2017 6:35 PM EST

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I was traveling on the bus with my girlfriend sat on my knee and this led to me getting an embarrassing erection. It was a real problem because bigots in society stigmatize my love for my 8 year old girlfriend to the extent that when we go out together I have to pretend to be her father. In this kind of situation, I could hardly let everyone see I had an erection. I mean what kind of sick fukk would get a boner over his own daugher. We had to miss our stop.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 10:57 AM EST

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I was traveling on the bus with my girlfriend sat on my knee and the situation led to me getting am embarrassing errection. We had to miss our stop lol

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 4:11 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK Late one night, as a 36 year old man lay down for bed with his sexy girlfriend, he gently tapped her on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His girlfriend turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” A few minutes later, he whispered in her ear, “You stupid little bitch, you're only 6 years old. As if I'm going to be able to have vagínal sex with you. Now open your ass cheeks."

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 8:21 AM EST

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I'm feeling so paranoid. One of my friends in a group chat mentioned that if one of us died, no one would know for sure unless they were told. I didn't mean to take it too personally, but then last night I had a dream that my girlfriend was assassinated by a clone of herself. I seriously feel like I'm going to puke. What should I do? I've never been this anxious before. Please help.

/ MAR 5, 2017 2:07 PM EST

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Is it bad if I constantly fantasize about my girlfriend sexually? 12 F

/ MAR 2, 2017 7:45 PM EST

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So my girlfriend and some friends, two guys, another girl being one of the guys girlfriends, were having a photo shoot, well I was helping them with stuff, at some point my girlfriend decides she's going to pull up her skirt, and bends over with her ass out, she was wearing leggings or whatever you call them, I got annoyed and she said I was overeating, was I?

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2017 5:11 PM EST

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What would you do if your girlfriend asks you to continue her nsfw/nude Tumblr blog. Would you allow it? Or dump her?

/ FEB 27, 2017 11:56 PM EST

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So I'm 76 and so is my girlfriend and she has a shifty home life and her parents let her drink and smoke pot. I already got her to stop smoking I know she stopped but she doesn't know I don't like her drinking. I know she would stop if I asked her but I don't know if I should. Some body please help.

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2017 10:14 PM EST

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I am 16 and so is my girlfriend and her parents let her smoke pot and drink. when we first started dating I promised that if she ever did something that bothered me I should tell her. I told her that I'm not comfortable with her smoking pot and she stopped but she doesn't know I don't like her drinking. She says she would do anything for me but I'm afraid she will resent me for taking both of those things from her. What should I do?

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2017 7:44 PM EST

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So I'm 16 and so is my girlfriend and she has a shifty home life and her parents let her drink and smoke pot. I already got her to stop smoking I know she stopped but she doesn't know I don't like her drinking. I know she would stop if I asked her but I don't know if I should. Some body please help.

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2017 12:01 PM EST

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I just want him and her to cuddle with me… nothing sexual tho…why don't they understand me? I'm a guy who needs physical affection from a man and a woman simotounisly…(even though the woman can hookup with me or the other guy if she wants to.) Primarily tho…our relationship should be platonic…the other guy and I can help the girl find a girlfriend as well lol 😃…an open relationship would be awesome…

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2017 3:20 PM EST

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I love my girlfriend enormously and I was going to buy her some red roses for Valentines day...until I saw the price of them, that is. They are $50 a dozen! She's only 8 years old so just bought her some Skittles instead and spent the money on a child prostitute who'd just been trafficked to NY from Belize.

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2017 7:52 AM EST

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My Valentine's Day is ruined. The original plan was to VC with my girlfriend (we're in a long distance relationship) but then I got the news from my mom that a relative is coming to stay over at our house for 3 days and that my room will be the guest room. The relative's leaving at the 15th, Wednesday. So...that's just fricken great. The house is gonna be busy and there's no way I'd be able to stay up late to VC with her because I'm gonna have to sleep with my sister. What do I do now? :(

UNITED ARAB EMIRATES / FEB 12, 2017 5:55 AM EST

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My girlfriend told me that none of the guys she's been with have ever come from head. Holy šhitballs, bitch. Perhaps it's because you sućk at sucking coćk?!? Now she's eight years old she should be able to use Google and just look this stuff up. This one ain't too bright.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2017 3:19 PM EST

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