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in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish.

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2014 11:38 AM EST

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YOURE GIRLFRIEND ATE MT COCKSANDWHICH LAST NIGHT SEE LOOKED SILLY WITH MY SAUCE ALL OVER HER MOUTH.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2014 7:24 PM EST

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On the Michael Jackson scale of 1 to 10 (1=I'm a virgin, don't bother asking, 10=My girlfriend is too young to remember the 2014 Sochi Olympics) how much of a pedo are you?

/ APR 12, 2014 10:05 PM EST

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The blade runner slayed his girlfriend or not? What say you?

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2014 6:11 AM EST

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My brother and his girlfriend make out passionately in front of everyone. They’re not even teenagers—both are in their mid-60s. And she's not even a she. Not even sure she exits at all. And he's not even my brother in fact I've never seen him before. They don't really make out and no one else is really in front of them. This has been going on forever. What to do?

UNITED STATES / APR 1, 2014 3:22 PM EST

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I'm Victor aged 23 from USA. I'm 6'3", blond hair and gray eyes. No girlfriend or kids. You want to laugh at me?

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2014 1:29 PM EST

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My girlfriend got drunk at a party. She always gets drunk. She always shows her breasts to the guys and lets them touch them. When I get mad she kicks me in the balls and laughs. the last party was the worst. She kicked me where it counts and I fell in pain. she striped to being nude and pee'd on me. The next day I said I'm leaving. She says she's sorry that she was drunk and she loves me. Any advice?

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2014 3:07 PM EST

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UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2014 12:47 PM EST

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Winner of GP's Douchey-est post of the Day: My first girlfriend nearly died with anorexia. I know this sounds callous, but I put a lot of her illness down to her feverish ambition in everything, dieting included. She blamed me publically in the introduction to her first book which was aall about anorexics and who was to blame. Cunt. -ITALY

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2014 8:39 AM EST

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How can I get my ex-girlfriend back even though she hates me and wishes I was dead?

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2014 7:20 PM EST

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After the second time she was over, my Victoria Secret bra back, but she was never allowed over, yet I just found out Pia adopted some kids One of girlfriend is that? She knows I didn't say anything. What should I encouraged him to have a baby. And don't think maybe, if you can't feed your baby. - The wisdom of the few pop stars that was as Michael Jackson? If you Bieber, Cyrus et al. don't show love?

/ FEB 11, 2014 10:10 PM EST

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Justcurio Munincipal Cultural Centre: A classic example of Justcurio insanity: Darlings, I just found out Pia adopted some kids from Niger! OMG! What kind of girlfriend is that? She knows I hates kids! One of her crotchlings just ripped up my Loreena "Friendship is Magic" 2002 tour poster! Gah! What should I do? Should I break up with my GF Pia? THE UNITED STATES / DEC 28, 2010 8:21 PM EST

JORDAN / FEB 10, 2014 5:55 PM EST

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My girlfriend finally agreed to anal. What's a strap on?

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2014 5:06 PM EST

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Do you suppose that guy who used to post about his European girlfriend with the huge bush is still with her?

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2014 8:30 PM EST

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If my girlfriend is cheating on me should I catch her in the act or just present her with the evidence of her infidelity?

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2014 12:05 PM EST

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It sounds like my enormously obese 500lb girlfriend just gave birth to an elephant sized dump. I think she has passed out from the effort. Should I go wipe her ginormous butt or should I just let her lay there with a poop covered crack?

/ JUN 27, 2012 4:02 PM EST

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My enormously fat girlfriend is in the bathroom taking a dump. I can hear her grunting panting and begging for relief as she tries to expell her huge load. Should I call the fire department to come and help her or should I just get the garden hose and wash her colon out myself?

/ JUN 27, 2012 2:49 PM EST

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1939How's that nasty hippo girlfriend of yours? Suckin on dat stinky micro dick? mwahahahahaha

/ JUN 14, 2012 5:25 PM EST

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/ JUN 14, 2012 5:25 PM EST

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/ JUN 14, 2012 5:25 PM EST

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