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It’s arousing because I imagined the girl as a sexy little bitch. I thought of her wearing a light blue dress and silver flip flops. As the dentist moved the chair down her dress slid up and revealed her white silk panties. The girl made no effort to cover her undies and gave the dentist a really good view all the way up to her prepubescent tits to indicate she wanted a dicking.

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2019 4:03 PM EST

in response to: A 7 year old girl was lying in the dentist's chair. The dentist said, "I'm going to give you helium gas." "Will that stop me from feeling any pain?" the little girl asked. "No," he replied, "but when you scream as my dick's destroying your prepubescent vag it'll be fuсking hilarious."

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Rent a party room somewhere, maybe hire a DJ, decorate room with Christmas lights and some streamers in pretty colors (maybe her school colors, or colors she likes, or a combination of both). Check with movie theaters in any large city. My city has a 24 hour bowling alley with a huge party room, and even a steakhouse with smaller banquet rooms (both rooms there are too small for what you have in mind though)

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2019 1:52 PM EST

in response to: We grounded our daughter from her prom for something we later found out she didn't even do. It's been 6 months but she's still a little regretful about missing her prom. Her birthday's in October and she's indicated that she would really appreciate a prom-themed birthday party for herself and a few friends. We want to do this for her but it sounds expensive. How can we do it without totally breaking the bank?

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Everything. Actually, it shouldn’t be funny because it describes someone who shouldn’t be president in the first place. Someone who gets other countries to get dirt on his opponents, someone who can’t even get his corporate sh!t together, and someone who acts like a typical Noo Yawk big mouth (regardless of if he is Italian or not) should NOT represent this nation. It’s funny because we are making light of the most frightening president we had in recent times.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2019 5:39 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: A failed businessman, a corrupt politician, and a guido with a bad tan walk into a bar. The bartender says “What can I get you, President Trump?”

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2:57, don't know about you but usually after P.E. class for any school, nobody showers. Every gym class I ever had growing up, not once have I seen the lights on for the showers. Usually the showers were for the after school sports practices and games.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2019 3:11 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: A failed businessman, a corrupt politician, and a guido with a bad tan walk into a bar. The bartender says “What can I get you, President Trump?”

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All this talk about naked men shows to me that you might be ashamed of your personal sexual identity. It’s almost 2020, we are enlightened enough to respect you for who you are. It’s OK to come out for us, we will respect your identity.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2019 2:35 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: A failed businessman, a corrupt politician, and a guido with a bad tan walk into a bar. The bartender says “What can I get you, President Trump?”

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6:18 When you light your hair on fire and run around everyone loves to watch. News isn’t fake just because it’s critical of you. Alternative facts aren’t real unless supported by evidence. Trump’s war isn’t with the MSM, it’s with the facts. Fox News is the fake news you seek

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2019 6:38 PM EST

in response to: “I, in my great and unmatched wisdom” can you imagine actually voting for someone who said this?

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I'd love to rape' Greta then dip her plats in gasoline and set the bitch alight.

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2019 5:52 AM EST

in response to: What did Greta Thurnberg say when she finished her global warming campaign? "Daddy I've been a little bitch, I now deserve a hard cane across my ass!"

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Shorter daylight days, not shorter days. They are all 24 hours.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2019 7:54 PM EST

in response to: Are you ready for shorter days?

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Do you have standard time and daylight saving time?

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2019 7:08 PM EST

in response to: Are you ready for shorter days?

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The days are the same length, the number of daylight hours change.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2019 6:49 PM EST

in response to: Are you ready for shorter days?

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Soh takes fat lighter stumps up her bum.

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2019 1:16 PM EST

in response to: Uniballer is an attention focused whore.

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These people aren’t stupid. They want to be lied to. They welcome the gaslighting. They need to be told whatever it takes so they can continue to love him without being terrible f-cking people

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2019 12:45 PM EST

in response to: Our allies are abandoning us; Our manufacturing sector is in recession; Our deficit and healthcare costs are at record levels and continuing to grow; There are children separated from their parents; and the trade war is destabilizing our economy and our standing in the world. Good job Trump.

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Lil, I do have them, they’re just super fair.. very light.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2019 10:56 PM EST

in response to: Ain’t got no eyebrows.. ☹️

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Sometimes I carry one of my two girlfriends on my back. They're only aged seven and nine so they're still very light.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2019 12:18 PM EST

in response to: What is it you carry on your back??

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Or you could fly return to China (a 12 hr flight) stay 4 nights and see the highlights like the Great Wall. $NZ1200. Holiday XP.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2019 6:23 PM EST

in response to: Is Barbies Travel Dream Jet a bargain.?

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Let's not save energy because energy saving light bulbs make me look orange. Ha ha ha ha 😀

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2019 2:16 PM EST

in response to: "I am the chosen one." — Satan, Garden of Eden. "I am the chosen one." — Adolf Hitler, 1933. "I am the chosen one." — Donald Trump, 2019.

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Way ahead of the times. It's a clean and safe fuel to keep the lights on.

UNITED KINGDOM / SEP 11, 2019 10:07 AM EST

in response to: Q.Do you know what they used for light before they had electricity in South Africa? A. Burning nіggers.

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You're missing one piece of information in this comment. During the 8 years of Obama as president, the black community's unemployment rate was fluctuating moreso towards being high. Obama during his last year finally did something and it wasn't even significant enough to be called an achievement. He decreased it slightly for 1 year and that was at the end of his second term. Trump came in and it keeps going lower. Thank you Trump. Not Obama.

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2019 4:28 PM EST

in response to: Before you boys start sucking Trump’s ass over another phony ‘economic miracle’ you should know: Black unemployment has been dropping for almost ten years (Bureau of Labor Statistics,)

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Peace and light to you.

UNITED KINGDOM / SEP 8, 2019 11:13 AM EST

in response to: Peace be with you my people, peace

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They have seen the light. Hallelujah!

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2019 3:00 PM EST

in response to: A sign on a church in Alabama, "A vote for Trump is mental illness.” The other side of the sign displays another message: “A white vote for Trump is pure racism.” at least someone in the woke up.

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