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This really isn't the best site to ask. And for everybody who called this beautiful person a whore: I guess I understand you wouldn't be able to tell a whore from a regular woman, because you've never been close enough to either.

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2017 1:38 AM EST

in response to: when will i be loved for me and not my C cups?
You deplorables were never friendly. Don't try to erase what you fücks were saying between June 2015 and November 2016.

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2017 3:17 PM EST

in response to: Trump just announced that he will NOT terminate NAFTA. How do you feel about that, you fücking deplorables?
Depends. They may be a couple who get mad at each other a lot (or may soon become) but they could be inseperable. If they ever break up and the guys sad about it, ask if you can be his girlfriend until he gets over it, however he may still like you after that.

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2017 5:45 PM EST

in response to: I'm starting to think that i really like my friend of a while; we act like a couple (the touching and flirting), and one of our mutual friends noted that he was thirdwheeling but neither of us corrected him... even though my crush has a girlfriend. this guy is the sweetest, cute, and really funny Do you think we could ever get together? I'm mainly confused as to why he's ok with us acting like a couple even though he has a girlfriend that he buys gifts for & are each other's #1 bff on snapchat?
Pas de problème pour dire qu’empiler les quatre de suite resterait un exploit extraordinaire dans le tennis actuel, de plus sur 4 surfaces diner©Ãfftes.Mais si le petit chelem est à ce point vulgarisé aujourd’hui (et même le grand à un match près), Federer en est en grande partie responsable

TURKEY / APR 26, 2017 2:58 PM EST

in response to: So I'm babysitting for a new family and the child is currently sleeping, I really need to poop but I'm afraid of it smelling if the parents come back early, is it okay to go or should I wait?
The show has provided me with a wonderful opportunity to talk to people about the illness as I am able to say both, “That’s a really good pora!aytlr” as well as, “They got that wrong.”And it feels like the first TV show ever made for someone my age (37). I almost feel like Angela Chase could have grown up to be Carrie Mathison.


in response to: And Jim Carrey isn't dead
How bout no you fuçking idiot seriously fuçking ask a doctor or google "DNA definition" you get this:deoxyribonucleic acid, a self-replicating material present in nearly all living organisms as the main constituent of chromosomes. It is the carrier of genetic information. the fundamental and distinctive characteristics or qualities of someone or something, especially when regarded as unchangeable.

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2017 9:12 PM EST

in response to: You know what DNA stands for? DEAD NlGGER ASSOCIATION
To the person who said why not talk to face to face it's because I'm really self conscious and have really bad anxiety so I wrote it cause I like being able to see what I'm saying and deciding if it's a good idea also I'm really really nervous about his reaction so I don't want to see it

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2017 9:07 PM EST

in response to: I wrote a 4 page letter to the love of my life and I poured a little bit of my soul into it. Should I give it to him?
No upgrades are available.

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2017 3:50 PM EST

in response to: I have a Dell Latitude e6420. and it has an Intel HD Graphics 3000. can i increase its 32 MB dedicated VRAM to something better?
Maybe next time they will be able to feel something. Oh wait... you cant afford penjs enlargement pills. Make sure your finacially stable before donating to those in need. Thank you for your kindness

FRANCE / APR 25, 2017 11:32 AM EST

in response to: I've contributed to children in need this year, I gave some little girls what they desperately needed. A damn good fuсking.
If I had to have all that expensive crap that you show in your photo I wouldn't want people to know I had to wear a mask to make myself presentable.

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2017 3:34 PM EST

in response to: Still mad at me, huh?? 😖
Actually, I had to recover a couple after deleting them, I changed my mind and decided they were actually really nice.. 🖕🏼 When I tried adding more pics to the post, I didn't do something right the first time, and wasn't able to post more... waste. 🤣🖕🏼

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 11:09 PM EST

in response to: Posted something on GP and no one even noticed... 😖
My girlfriend doesn't like eating at my parents house because they always give us such a hard time about our relationship. They keep calling me a child abuser. They won't listen when I explain that pedofiles are not child abusers. My girlfriend is only 9 years old, but she is able to express consent and recognize a pleasurable sexual experience. And I really take great care of her. There is no abuse whatsoever in our relationship

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2017 5:29 AM EST

in response to: what does it mean when your gf does not eat on your house even she is invited by your parents?
Good! Then you don't mind me jerking off to your posts? That is when I'm able

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 3:14 PM EST

in response to: Dorklongs, might I briefly mention that I love you all. Even though I don't show it, I do.
Me too! Just cable news..

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2017 8:44 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, what should I watch on tv tonight? What's a good show?
could you post a lot tomorrow, please? I get the key to my cage and I will be able to take advantage of your posts, if you know what I mean ;)

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2017 6:38 PM EST

in response to: What ya doing? Snagged some Cadbury eggs, I did! ☺️
Perhaps they feel attracted to you. More likely though it is more of an obsession to see how strong your muscles are in order to feel better about their own physical appearance (at least that's the goal). May also be an inside joke you don't know about. Either way I wouldn't worry about it these things are passable in life and the positive approach is to assume you are being complimented.


in response to: i am a gymnast... why do boys always wanna feel my arms n stuff??
Being a deplorable is embarrassing enough!

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 1:58 PM EST

in response to: What's more embarassing? Showing butt crack or fart?
No he is our saviour and I don't think you would be able to kill him anyway unless he was meant to be killed by you try kill him and either you will end up dieing or you will become a chrisitan

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 11:20 AM EST

in response to: Should we kill Jesus?
No you didn't you would t be able to upload that if you did

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2017 11:29 PM EST

in response to: I just killed myself
she prefers her boyfriends to be able to maintain an erection

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2017 4:20 PM EST

in response to: Why does my GF keep in touch with her old BF's? We've discussed this several times and I told her it bothers me yet she keeps doing it. Today I asked her why she was communicating with her ex and she got angry.
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