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So you can pretend to be an American, and act like a dick so you can complain about how awful Americans are.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2016 9:07 PM EST

in response to: Why do all my questions show my country as the United States when I'm actually in the UK?
Hey Buckwheat, you've got yourself a SALAD there. Standard American Lard Ass Diet.

CANADA / SEP 22, 2016 9:57 PM EST

in response to: Step 1: cook 2 hotdogs in the toaster oven for 25 minutes. Step 2: pour a can of spaghetti-os into a bowl and miçrowave for 9ne minute. Step 3: while the spaghetti-os are warming up, take your hotdogs and cut into 1/4 inch chunks. Step 4: mix it all together and enjoy
10:12 PM Its because there is little to no pressure to get them fixed and it is considered normal to have teeth like that. Also NHS dentists don't tend to be anywhere as good as american dentists

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2016 12:32 PM EST

in response to: Why American little pee wee dick dong?
American wieners are a tad small.

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2016 11:37 AM EST

in response to: Why American little pee wee dick dong?
That is what they say because they don't want the Brits to be jealous of the American equipment when the Brits are so lacking.


in response to: Why American little pee wee dick dong?
That what 8 cheese burgers do yo you! Big Fat American Chees burger Butt!


in response to: Am crawling to bed, sooo tired.
White people can be Africans too just like how Chinese people can be Americans. Jesus didn't live in Africa so he wasn't African. What you meant to ask is if he was black. He might have been if he was real.


in response to: Is Jesus a African?
Watch American TV shows

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2016 4:17 AM EST

in response to: How to improve my English?
retarded american.

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2016 7:39 PM EST

in response to: Am I American or just retarded? 🤔🤔🤔 -🌺
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in response to: What should i do? I have no one to talk to, and i am depressed, but i cant bring myself to pull the trigger... i have lost so many people i cared about... please answer this is not a troll...
those poor americans have no one else to vote for.

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2016 4:18 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump demolished a beautiful 1930s Art Deco department store and replaced it with his Trump Tower. If that isn't reason enough to not vote for him, then I don't know what is. DUMP TRUMP
Limabeans are edible seeds that are small and green. They are part of the legume family and their latin name is 'phaseolus lunatus'. It's of mesoamerican origin.


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...Personally I don't think it is quantifiable. That said, some parts of America are particularly awe inspiring. Our national park system for example, it is hard to experience some American landscapes without feeling a sense of greatness.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2016 1:58 PM EST

in response to: Why do Americans have the belief that their country is greatest on earth. What is it based on?
Canada is a similar country so we think we can pull it off, we feel the need to hide the fact that we are Americans because there is a belief that there is a negative connotation abroad associated with American tourists (we don't want to be associated with the 'ugly american')

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2016 1:40 PM EST

in response to: Why do some Americans pretend they're Canadian when they're abroad?
Pokemon Go was actually developed in the United States. The characters are from Japan, but everything else was developed by Niantic (known for there AR games) in San Francisco. The main professor in the game also has a very American comic book style too, instead of the anime style the characters usually have.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2016 1:09 AM EST

in response to: How does one successfully use those Pokemon Go lures? I want to attract some infidels to my house so I could stab them to death for not respecting Allah. That will show them for disrespecting Mohammed (peace be unto Him)
I'm not American and the American dream doesn't exist. It was a marketing method to sell America to people

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2016 5:50 PM EST

in response to: Are you living the American dream?
Americans run a mile when someone says toilet dont they?

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2016 11:53 PM EST

in response to: what word or saying do you hate the most
And now you know the legacy of the noble African Americans who escaped slavery on the underground railroad.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2016 10:24 AM EST

in response to: North Preston's Finest, also called North Preston Descendants Of African American Enslaved and the Scotians, is based in the community of North Preston, Nova Scotia, Canada. NPF is one of the most well-known sex trafficking gangs in Canada, and their sex trafficking activities stretch back at least as far as the 1990s. The Peel Regional Police has investigated the NPF and claims that the gang engages in the trafficking of children, specifically girls.
Because they are Americans who have been radicalized already.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2016 9:21 PM EST

in response to: Screw international law. Why can't we just nuke those freaks at ISIS back to the Stone Age?
And then they stole those new uncharted lands from the American Indian. At least the 1507 Waldsemuller map looks great. So, when are you going back to Europe?

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2016 1:33 AM EST

in response to: about 500 years ago men would cross oceans in wooden boats navigating using only the stars......exploring new uncharted lands, making maps etc. now we walk around like aimless idiots looking for pokemans
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