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Old McDonald sitting on a fence beating his meat with a monkey wrench. He missed his meat and he hit his balls, pissed all over his overalls.

UNITED STATES / JAN 26, 2015 10:16 PM EST

in response to: What would you think if you saw a guy slapping his erection with a spatula?
a deadbeat, alcoholic husband

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2015 8:09 PM EST

in response to: What is the cheapest thing you've every purchased?
Felt the urge to check this out today; am glad i did! Look forward to more and more poems and songs and books and films and posts and cmetonms etc arising from the culture at large about liberation And freedom's heartbeat

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2015 1:48 PM EST

in response to: "Some Native American tribes held war captives as slaves prior to and during European colonization, some Native Americans were captured and sold by others into slavery to Europeans, and a small number of tribes, in the late eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, adopted the practice of holding slaves as chattel property and held increasing numbers of African-American slaves." Shame on the Natives?
Beats me.

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2015 12:54 PM EST

in response to: why are people enamored with Borat?
It beats me.

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2015 5:12 PM EST

in response to: How could a man with three Muslim names be elected President of the United States two times in the midst of the greatest surge of Islamic extremism in the history of America?
Cheers for the heads up Ruth.Get to it, Mooney.Will, i actually had it as a plain white banorgkucd, but the fellas at Beatnik Games changed the banorgkucd so there'd be black under the text.Dec.

GERMANY / JAN 20, 2015 7:46 PM EST

in response to: i'd rather cut my throat than cut off my dick
Thanks lads,I drew the piece A3 size Luke, glad you like the red, it was Beatniks idea actually, not mine. Hey Moon, yeah, it's not a huge, elbotraaely detailed piece, i wanted it to be different to the other image i did for 'em. Was trying to play with the b+w balance to a more dramatic effect, hence the big blocky areas of both.Hey Lubbert, thanks man!

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 3:07 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network Presents: The Monthly Review for December 2014: What were some of the biggest news events to have happened in this month?
Don No wonder your porety touches me so. This one reflects my journey over this past year. May we both live in this new land of freedom in joy and peace. I receive this PRECIOUS HEARTBEAT as a as aspecial gift from God confirming my life Blessings

UNITED ARAB EMIRATES / JAN 20, 2015 6:18 AM EST

in response to: "Some Native American tribes held war captives as slaves prior to and during European colonization, some Native Americans were captured and sold by others into slavery to Europeans, and a small number of tribes, in the late eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, adopted the practice of holding slaves as chattel property and held increasing numbers of African-American slaves." Shame on the Natives?
It's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi mud.

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2015 5:58 PM EST

in response to: Would you follow me down to river, where the water is clean and drink from it?
Take your beating like a real man.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2015 12:58 PM EST

in response to: So last night my dog got into the garbage while I went to pick up my husband from work. So when we got home and the husband found it he beat out dog. I yelled at him to stop and that it was animal cruelty and he could be arrested for it his response was no one saw it. I said I did. He said are you gonna call? I told home maybe his response way maybe I should beat you. I told him that would be his last mistake and he said no murder would be. What should I do?
basking box, beat box

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2015 8:32 PM EST

in response to: basking box
To feel you so close and to hear your heart beat would be so sweet.

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2015 4:34 PM EST

in response to: hold me in your arms
No one can beat soh for whoring for attention.

UNITED STATES / JAN 5, 2015 10:38 PM EST

in response to: Whatever happened to JCs new attention whore?
Married mother accused of having an affair is ordered to publicly BREASTFEED her 'lover' after she is beaten by villagers and has her hair cut off in India

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2015 12:37 PM EST

in response to: god damn it I did it again
Tom Tom the pipers son, Stole a pig and away he ran, The pig was beat and Tom got eat.

UNITED STATES / DEC 30, 2014 9:09 PM EST

in response to: Tom Tom Tоm....
I've never been to England but I kinda like the Beatles.

UNITED STATES / DEC 30, 2014 4:45 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever been to England?
He should have his beaten by some really soldiers. *Go Army!*

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2014 7:55 PM EST

in response to: You see a guy in an Army uniform and you recognize that he placed wrong info on the fatigues. The man is seeking donations falsely. Stolen valor and stolen donations.
beat my meat

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2014 12:07 PM EST

in response to: I just called my dog a whore, he just wants me for my dick.
I wanna beat your ass.

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2014 12:00 PM EST

in response to: I just called my dog a whore, he just wants me for my dick.
Ayn Rand beat him to it years before.

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2014 3:36 PM EST

in response to: Did Orson Wells predict the "PC Movement" by writing about Newspeak in his 1984 novel?
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