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I'd like to beat you with a bat.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2018 7:38 PM EST

in response to: Raw kale, raw broccoli, sweet bell pepper, red cabbage and left over roasted turkey breast dressed w evoo and balsamic .. so friggen good. Sourdough bread too.. ya canโ€™t beat that w a bat..
No one will ever beat obama at that

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2018 4:38 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump will go down in history as the neediest, most narcissistic, least intelligent, bigoted, poorly educated, least empathetic, most moronic, waffling excuse for a POTUS in the history of the USA.
How many times a week does an ignorant little prick like you get your ass beat?

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2018 1:34 PM EST

in response to: Nixon cried like Trump during Watergate. His supporters blamed Dems and Liberal media. He denied everything right up to the point it was clear he'd be impeached. I've seen this movie before, and its pretty clear how it ends.
Why people can still be hooked on the FOX News drip? Beats me, to be honest.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2018 8:33 AM EST

in response to: Why isnโ€™t Robert Mueller doing his fuัking job? His job is to get Orange Hitler impeached by finding the absolute worst of him, and yet this orange ัunt is still in the White House. What gives?
I'd like to beat off on your chest too.

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2018 1:32 PM EST

in response to: Anysway, am off today!! Yay! Gonna stay here. Gonna stay here and torture you all all day!! ๐Ÿ˜
*beats small fists on chest... Tell me!

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2018 1:28 PM EST

in response to: Anysway, am off today!! Yay! Gonna stay here. Gonna stay here and torture you all all day!! ๐Ÿ˜
Yes I dream almost every day about beating snotling David Hoog to death with a bat full of nails.

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2018 5:21 PM EST

in response to: I've Dreamed about these weird clay people since was ten and its like the dream picks up from what happens last... Sorta like a movie. Anyways, it happens once or twice a month. i'm not there in the dream its like i'm viewing it also sort of like a movie. Anyone else have dreams that they just keep dreaming???
Yes I dream almost every day about beating snotling David Hoog to death with a bat full of nails.

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2018 5:21 PM EST

in response to: I've Dreamed about these weird clay people since was ten and its like the dream picks up from what happens last... Sorta like a movie. Anyways, it happens once or twice a month. i'm not there in the dream its like i'm viewing it also sort of like a movie. Anyone else have dreams that they just keep dreaming???
If Jesus was here he would beat the shั–t out of Donald Trump.

UNITED STATES / APR 1, 2018 1:27 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump is an agent of satan...jealous of Easter, so wants to drag others down into his misery. To hell with him.
Imma beat me meat during the holy week

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2018 4:27 PM EST

in response to: Will you avoid meat during the Holy Week?
Sneaks a bop on ur bottom .. wielding a rolled up newspaper (your newspaper) and dances around you.. before beating you up REALLL good! Thrashing you thoroughly whilst ๐Ÿ˜‚... gleefully giggling... pokes ur furry round belly.. theeen waltzing outta the room, outta the ๐Ÿ  forever never to see and hear from me again!! ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2018 9:48 PM EST

in response to: *Poof!! Tosses iridescent pixi dust on ur bald head! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
If you are truly transgender as in your chromosomes are screwed up there is nothing they can do about it but if you just one of these nitwits identifying as transgendered then they should beat you until you piss blood.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2018 3:01 AM EST

in response to: how do I tell my judgmental and traditional parents when it comes to the LGBTQ+ community that I am female to male transgender? I'm really afraid what they will say or do to me.
My dad can beat up your dad.

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2018 12:20 PM EST

in response to: Why would you hire an impeachment lawyer if you did nothing wrong?
And yet nobody is capable of answering a simple question. Bringing up who can beat up who like a bunch of kids. Liberals are weirdos.

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2018 12:00 PM EST

in response to: Why would you hire an impeachment lawyer if you did nothing wrong?
My god can beat up your god.

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2018 10:00 PM EST

in response to: Why would you hire an impeachment lawyer if you did nothing wrong?
My grandchildren can beat your stupid ass.

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2018 9:43 PM EST

in response to: Why would you hire an impeachment lawyer if you did nothing wrong?
๐Ÿ‘‰The only people who don't like him are the media and uninformed MSNBC News and CBS News watchers. These people are what are called uninformed millennial liberals. These people are the same people who claim they love America yet they're the ones who make it look bad and the reason why other countries find us weak, fat, obnoxious, and stupid. Trump is just playing their game to beat them at their own game. Lol liberals keep repeating impeachment yet he's still in office. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2018 8:18 PM EST

in response to: Why would you hire an impeachment lawyer if you did nothing wrong?
The only people who don't like him are the media and uninformed MSNBC News and CBS News watchers. These people are what are called uninformed millennial liberals. These people are the same people who claim they love America yet they're the ones who make it look bad and the reason why other countries find us weak, fat, obnoxious, and stupid. Trump is just playing their game to beat them at their own game. Lol liberals keep repeating impeachment yet he's still in office.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2018 3:41 PM EST

in response to: Why would you hire an impeachment lawyer if you did nothing wrong?
You are looking at your problem in the wrong way. Double amputee women are too rare are thus command a huge premium. Furthermore the trauma of loosing their limbs normally means that they are crazy bitches. However, thereโ€™s no shortage of babies and whatโ€™s a baby if it isnโ€™t a fleshlite with a heartbeat

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2018 11:59 AM EST

in response to: Where can i find a double amputee woman to date so that i can basically have a living fleshlight
Do women beat you up a lot?

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2018 5:50 PM EST

in response to: The feminist paradox: "Men are told they are losers and sexually deficient if they dare speak up against the oppression which effects them." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†
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