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Beat the bitch and make sure she knows it's her fault you cheated. Her inadequacy is a fućking disgrace.

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2015 5:04 AM EST

in response to: I cheated on my girlfriend. I feel absolutely terrible and I'm ashamed of myself. How can I regain her trust and make sure she feels secure again?
Meh. Bet I could beat either one of you guys. I lost everything. And I managed to survive and am grateful that I have a home, job, food, clothes, and my dog who has been with me through it all.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2015 2:49 AM EST

in response to: I want my life back
Where the hell have you been? Nat King Cole beat your ass by years.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2015 1:29 AM EST

in response to: I am a musical genius; is the world pready for Jazzz?
Oh, yes you did and you beat me to it.

UNITED KINGDOM / JUL 12, 2015 11:46 AM EST

in response to: Isn't funny when someone imitates a person here how the person who originally was that imitation person knows it and posts something that indirectly lets the second fraud know it?
Just be honest with him. Don't beat around the bush just tell him straight.


in response to: My husband doesn't know I occasionally watch erotica. I ran across a video online that shows men how to go down on a women with step by step instructions. I want him to see it, should I show him and therefore come clean about watching without him?
Do you have many overweight, hairy and greasy men in wifebeaters who overuse the word "eh" ?

UNITED STATES / JUN 27, 2015 3:34 PM EST

in response to: Of I wake at 2pm is it acceptable to have morning coffee with Ramen Noodles?
I watch as Susan put Fred's pride and joy into her mouth. Fred moaned Susan moaned and I moaned. When suddenly Susan spit it out and said "that is NASTY!". Then she vomited and fred beat her to death. I rode away on my bike like I has just stolen it. (True story)

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 11:55 PM EST

in response to: Tried multiple different sites to download a song. Finally ended up buying it from the play store and after paying it said "Can't play, insufficient space" So I deleted another song. Then it said "Failed to load, can't play right now" Finally after a near hour I got the song to play. Also when I bought the song it replaced my Shuffle Music button with a I'm Feeling Lucky Mix button that fails to open at all. In summary; FUK YOU, GOOGLE!
Go with the flow my nigg. Get tucked up. The only way I know how to deal with assholes. That or beatin ass

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 9:53 PM EST

in response to: I'm sick of assholes. And you all aren't even the assholes I'm talking about.
Then don't care!!! That's all you can do! Jere them talkin sht you call them dumb whores! You can only let it get to u if allow it to. You think I never had sht talkers?/know what I did? I beat the sht out of them. Middle school ain't what u think it is. Mind your own business and they will do the same 90% of the time. And if they don't, fuk them!

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2015 5:55 PM EST

in response to: Shut up little girl↓
Your just jealous that I make money and all u do is sit at home beating your dick to your mother


in response to: To that dipsht that said I don't get paid enough: can you make $200 in 2 days?
I hate the beatles.

/ JUN 6, 2015 11:17 AM EST

in response to: na nana nanana nananana hey jude
No it wasn't that bad. Went to the grocery store and cleaned up and asked for a bandaid. They thought I beat someones ass


in response to: The only releif to rage is replacing it with pain and adrenaline by punching walls as hard as I can til I bleed severely. Yes I have an anger problem, but anyone else would do the same thing if y'all had what I have.
Holy sht, how the fuk did her arm rip off? Call an ambulance for her, anonymously of course, and beat feet the hell out a there


in response to: Hi, so a few days ago I got in a fight with a friend because she was manipulating someone and I didn't want that to happen. In the fight she got her eye blasted out and her arm ripped off. Now I'm covered in her blood and my eyes hurt. Help what do I do?
No. You should either get over it or if you must, even the playing field. Don't sink to their level. Raise the bar by beating them at something else. Revenge only makes your crappy feelings last longer. And revenge has repercussions. Always.


in response to: Should I get revenge?
"Act like a kid"? The only one stupid here is you for supporting the overbreeding of the human population. I have made better choices, done more for my community, and I'm probably sexier than your lazy, deadbeat self who is surrounded by 10 annoying brats, and have nothing to look for in the future. You hate the ChildFree because you are fuсking jealous of us. You look down on us. Well, guess what: We look down on you too!

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2015 12:19 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network Monthly Review for May 2015: What was the most shocking news story of that month? I'll fuсking tell you: On May 31, a 22 year old college student killed his mother over some bad grades. What the fuсk is this sht?!? Now you know why I want to be fuсking ChildFree. Kids these days are fuсking disrespectful fuсks! What is going on here with today's youth? THIS IS FUСKING BULLSHlT!
Guaranteed od beat your ass, and if not id put a couple holes in you. I aint fukin around in rl

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 2:34 PM EST

in response to: Are you prepared to have your ass kicked, big time?
Your heart beats faster and you breathe more quickly, preparing you for action. You might also notice other signs, such as tension in your shoulders or clenching your fists. If you notice these signs, get out of the situation if youve got a history of losing control.

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2015 7:37 PM EST

in response to: You sound like a butthurt wimp desperate to "show them what for." Do you have nothing to offer here other than your pathetic whining? What do you think JC is for? ...Italy
It's all fun and games until you get tasered and beaten in the storage room, 3 on 1.

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2015 12:40 PM EST

in response to: At my school, when I see the proud cops standing in the halls, I smile at them and laugh. That really pisses them off
My child would beat your ass, as would I.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 11:40 PM EST

in response to: If you leave your kid of any age near me and aren't within arms reach of them yourself (as in the seat in front/behind/across from them), be prepared to return to a scared/hurt child who may know a few new words in the F, S, and C parts of the alphabet.
I beat up my pony


in response to: What do you do to help sleeping ?
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