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Do you have many overweight, hairy and greasy men in wifebeaters who overuse the word "eh" ?

UNITED STATES / JUN 27, 2015 3:34 PM EST

in response to: Of I wake at 2pm is it acceptable to have morning coffee with Ramen Noodles?
I watch as Susan put Fred's pride and joy into her mouth. Fred moaned Susan moaned and I moaned. When suddenly Susan spit it out and said "that is NASTY!". Then she vomited and fred beat her to death. I rode away on my bike like I has just stolen it. (True story)

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 11:55 PM EST

in response to: Tried multiple different sites to download a song. Finally ended up buying it from the play store and after paying it said "Can't play, insufficient space" So I deleted another song. Then it said "Failed to load, can't play right now" Finally after a near hour I got the song to play. Also when I bought the song it replaced my Shuffle Music button with a I'm Feeling Lucky Mix button that fails to open at all. In summary; FUK YOU, GOOGLE!
Go with the flow my nigg. Get tucked up. The only way I know how to deal with assholes. That or beatin ass

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 9:53 PM EST

in response to: I'm sick of assholes. And you all aren't even the assholes I'm talking about.
Then don't care!!! That's all you can do! Jere them talkin sht you call them dumb whores! You can only let it get to u if allow it to. You think I never had sht talkers?/know what I did? I beat the sht out of them. Middle school ain't what u think it is. Mind your own business and they will do the same 90% of the time. And if they don't, fuk them!

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2015 5:55 PM EST

in response to: Shut up little girl↓
Your just jealous that I make money and all u do is sit at home beating your dick to your mother

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2015 9:55 PM EST

in response to: To that dipsht that said I don't get paid enough: can you make $200 in 2 days?
I hate the beatles.

/ JUN 6, 2015 11:17 AM EST

in response to: na nana nanana nananana hey jude
No it wasn't that bad. Went to the grocery store and cleaned up and asked for a bandaid. They thought I beat someones ass

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2015 9:34 PM EST

in response to: The only releif to rage is replacing it with pain and adrenaline by punching walls as hard as I can til I bleed severely. Yes I have an anger problem, but anyone else would do the same thing if y'all had what I have.
Holy sht, how the fuk did her arm rip off? Call an ambulance for her, anonymously of course, and beat feet the hell out a there

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2015 7:17 PM EST

in response to: Hi, so a few days ago I got in a fight with a friend because she was manipulating someone and I didn't want that to happen. In the fight she got her eye blasted out and her arm ripped off. Now I'm covered in her blood and my eyes hurt. Help what do I do?
No. You should either get over it or if you must, even the playing field. Don't sink to their level. Raise the bar by beating them at something else. Revenge only makes your crappy feelings last longer. And revenge has repercussions. Always.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 7:05 AM EST

in response to: Should I get revenge?
"Act like a kid"? The only one stupid here is you for supporting the overbreeding of the human population. I have made better choices, done more for my community, and I'm probably sexier than your lazy, deadbeat self who is surrounded by 10 annoying brats, and have nothing to look for in the future. You hate the ChildFree because you are fuсking jealous of us. You look down on us. Well, guess what: We look down on you too!

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2015 12:19 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network Monthly Review for May 2015: What was the most shocking news story of that month? I'll fuсking tell you: On May 31, a 22 year old college student killed his mother over some bad grades. What the fuсk is this sht?!? Now you know why I want to be fuсking ChildFree. Kids these days are fuсking disrespectful fuсks! What is going on here with today's youth? THIS IS FUСKING BULLSHlT!
Guaranteed od beat your ass, and if not id put a couple holes in you. I aint fukin around in rl

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 2:34 PM EST

in response to: Are you prepared to have your ass kicked, big time?
Your heart beats faster and you breathe more quickly, preparing you for action. You might also notice other signs, such as tension in your shoulders or clenching your fists. If you notice these signs, get out of the situation if youve got a history of losing control.

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2015 7:37 PM EST

in response to: You sound like a butthurt wimp desperate to "show them what for." Do you have nothing to offer here other than your pathetic whining? What do you think JC is for? ...Italy
It's all fun and games until you get tasered and beaten in the storage room, 3 on 1.

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2015 12:40 PM EST

in response to: At my school, when I see the proud cops standing in the halls, I smile at them and laugh. That really pisses them off
My child would beat your ass, as would I.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 11:40 PM EST

in response to: If you leave your kid of any age near me and aren't within arms reach of them yourself (as in the seat in front/behind/across from them), be prepared to return to a scared/hurt child who may know a few new words in the F, S, and C parts of the alphabet.
I beat up my pony

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 5:42 PM EST

in response to: What do you do to help sleeping ?
Did you just call me a nerd??? Ha! I can beat your ass in front of all your stupid friends.

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2015 5:40 PM EST

in response to: My group of 4 friends and I just started playing D&D with zero past experience. Our first session went really well, but our second a couple of nights ago came to a a standstill with a bit of an argument as to how encounters and iniative order works for non-combat actions. I'm praying someone can give a definitive response. Here's where it got messy...does the decision by the other 3 players to surrender or not happen within the initiative order of the encounter or not?
Oh yeah... well my dad can beat up your dad.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2015 9:20 AM EST

in response to: My paychecks look like phone numbers. Your paychecks look like area codes.
Touch my dog and I will beat your ass to a bloody pulp. Stay the fuсk away from my dog.

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2015 10:42 AM EST

in response to: This dog is so small and cute I just want to crush it. If it was made of glass I'd throw it against the wall and watch it shatter.
Show it to his current girlfriend. That would make for some great drama. "Psycho Girlfriend Beats Up Psycho Cheater"

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2015 9:51 PM EST

in response to: I just found a video of my brother plowing a girl that isn't his fiance online, should I tell him about it?
No your not a bad person now u know what you like in forplay i love it when my bf holds me down and gives it 2 me hard listen to his heart beat after

/ APR 13, 2015 12:16 PM EST

in response to: Im 15 and me my boyfriend was hanging out and he just started toungue kissing me and then biting my neck hard i never done anything like this but he started grabbing my but i started getting really turned on and then he was taking my clothes off but i felt like i was high or hypnotized So i let him he just put it in he hurted so badd and i was pushing him off me and he just pinned my arms down but then i started to like it my question is am i a bad person 4 liking this ?
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