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Bullshýt. He would beat you senseless. Go fuсk yourself, you fuсking сunt.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2015 6:08 PM EST

in response to: If laughter is the best medicine; would it be safe to go up to a biker, point and laugh at them?
Ive been beat with a cheese stick before it that answers it 😂

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2015 4:16 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever been assaulted by a cheese?
Well I've got you all beat. I have been painting during this time and I have to post each and every one of them. They are also for sale, if the price is right.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2015 7:13 PM EST

in response to: Are you saving up your pictures to post on GP? I have ten water towers, a fairy castle, two ancient McDonalds and a series of cliffs and crags which need to be classified.
Have you ever tried beating your dick to relieve some of that hate?

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2015 9:54 PM EST

in response to: A few weeks ago, President Barack Hussein Elijah Muhammad Obama visited his alcoholic deadbeat dadĺs homeland of Kenya, where he found it incumbent upon himself to lecture the nationĺs president for not being nice enough to gaybirds and lezzies. If he cares so much, why won't he become president of Kenya then?
No. And I know u prolly won't listen, but lemme tell you why. For one, that's literally the sleeziest, most fušked up, immature thing you can do. That and their family WILL beat your ass to a fušking pulp. Don't do it

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2015 6:00 PM EST

in response to: Should I have sex with a friend of mine (who has a boyfriend)?
I know I do! We see these movies where kids our age drive around LA in a convertible. We have this expectation that actually "living" means that your life has to be a nonstop string of extraordinary adventures. Well, as most of us have figured out, life isn't exactly like that. But I like to find meaning in the little things we do in our everyday lives: wearing my favorite pair of fuzzy socks, laughing at a good joke, or hanging out with my beat friends. Those things really make me happy.

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2015 10:51 PM EST

in response to: Does anyone else get the feeling that they should be doing something with their lives but everyone says they're too young?
Beat the bitch and make sure she knows it's her fault you cheated. Her inadequacy is a fućking disgrace.

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2015 5:04 AM EST

in response to: I cheated on my girlfriend. I feel absolutely terrible and I'm ashamed of myself. How can I regain her trust and make sure she feels secure again?
Meh. Bet I could beat either one of you guys. I lost everything. And I managed to survive and am grateful that I have a home, job, food, clothes, and my dog who has been with me through it all.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2015 2:49 AM EST

in response to: I want my life back
Where the hell have you been? Nat King Cole beat your ass by years.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2015 1:29 AM EST

in response to: I am a musical genius; is the world pready for Jazzz?
Oh, yes you did and you beat me to it.

UNITED KINGDOM / JUL 12, 2015 11:46 AM EST

in response to: Isn't funny when someone imitates a person here how the person who originally was that imitation person knows it and posts something that indirectly lets the second fraud know it?
Just be honest with him. Don't beat around the bush just tell him straight.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2015 4:47 AM EST

in response to: My husband doesn't know I occasionally watch erotica. I ran across a video online that shows men how to go down on a women with step by step instructions. I want him to see it, should I show him and therefore come clean about watching without him?
Do you have many overweight, hairy and greasy men in wifebeaters who overuse the word "eh" ?

UNITED STATES / JUN 27, 2015 3:34 PM EST

in response to: Of I wake at 2pm is it acceptable to have morning coffee with Ramen Noodles?
I watch as Susan put Fred's pride and joy into her mouth. Fred moaned Susan moaned and I moaned. When suddenly Susan spit it out and said "that is NASTY!". Then she vomited and fred beat her to death. I rode away on my bike like I has just stolen it. (True story)

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 11:55 PM EST

in response to: Tried multiple different sites to download a song. Finally ended up buying it from the play store and after paying it said "Can't play, insufficient space" So I deleted another song. Then it said "Failed to load, can't play right now" Finally after a near hour I got the song to play. Also when I bought the song it replaced my Shuffle Music button with a I'm Feeling Lucky Mix button that fails to open at all. In summary; FUăK YOU, GOOGLE!
Go with the flow my niggÓ. Get tucked up. The only way I know how to deal with assholes. That or beatin ass

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 9:53 PM EST

in response to: I'm sick of assholes. And you all aren't even the assholes I'm talking about.
Then don't care!!! That's all you can do! Jere them talkin sh´t you call them dumb whores! You can only let it get to u if allow it to. You think I never had sh´t talkers?/know what I did? I beat the sh´t out of them. Middle school ain't what u think it is. Mind your own business and they will do the same 90% of the time. And if they don't, fušk them!

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2015 5:55 PM EST

in response to: Shut up little girl↓
Your just jealous that I make money and all u do is sit at home beating your dick to your mother

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2015 9:55 PM EST

in response to: To that dipsh´t that said I don't get paid enough: can you make $200 in 2 days?
I hate the beatles.

/ JUN 6, 2015 11:17 AM EST

in response to: na nana nanana nananana hey jude
No it wasn't that bad. Went to the grocery store and cleaned up and asked for a bandaid. They thought I beat someones ass

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2015 9:34 PM EST

in response to: The only releif to rage is replacing it with pain and adrenaline by punching walls as hard as I can til I bleed severely. Yes I have an anger problem, but anyone else would do the same thing if y'all had what I have.
Holy sh´t, how the fušk did her arm rip off? Call an ambulance for her, anonymously of course, and beat feet the hell out a there

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2015 7:17 PM EST

in response to: Hi, so a few days ago I got in a fight with a friend because she was manipulating someone and I didn't want that to happen. In the fight she got her eye blasted out and her arm ripped off. Now I'm covered in her blood and my eyes hurt. Help what do I do?
No. You should either get over it or if you must, even the playing field. Don't sink to their level. Raise the bar by beating them at something else. Revenge only makes your crappy feelings last longer. And revenge has repercussions. Always.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 7:05 AM EST

in response to: Should I get revenge?
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