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Beat him up with a belt.

FRANCE / JUL 22, 2016 8:50 PM EST

in response to: WHEN WILL THE STALKING STOP??? 1 STOP STALKINGME, ASSHOLE, LEAVE ME THE FUKK ALONE...1 STOP STALKINGME, ASSHOLE, LEAVE ME THE FUKK ALONE...1 STOP STALKINGME, ASSHOLE, LEAVE ME THE FUKK ALONE...1 STOP STALKINGME, ASSHOLE1 STOP STALKINGME, ASSHOLE, LEAVE ME THE FUKK ALONE...1 STOP STALKINGME, ASSHOLE, LEAVE ME THE FUKK ALONE..., LEAVE ME THE FUKK ALONE...
I'll beat y'all like a rented mule.

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2016 8:12 PM EST

in response to: Thanks be to Allah
Beat her ass.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2016 1:15 PM EST

in response to: My gf and I have been together for 3 years. When we first got together, we both believed in God. I probably was more religious than she was. Now, I consider myself agnostic, but she doesn't know that. She continues to ask us to pray together or think about things from a Christian point of view. I don't know how to tell her that I really don't believe in these things anymore, or certainly not like I used to. What do I do?
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UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2016 5:12 PM EST

in response to: Obama is just a pile of dog shlt.
You've got me beat by a lot.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2016 4:02 PM EST

in response to: What is the most you've spent on a drunken night out? (mine was two days ago and $1500)
My God can beatup your God.

UNITED STATES / JUL 3, 2016 4:18 PM EST

in response to: Happy American Redneck Day.
he says its a ghost trapped in a beat.

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2016 2:50 PM EST

in response to: What does famous Welsh electrobabble fartist Aphex Twin think about Brexit?
No. How about we all beat you because you belong to something that some bad has happened from.

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2016 12:04 PM EST

in response to: Should I beat all Muslims I see?
I believe you should seek help, go to a therapist or talk to your friends etc. If your parents beat you I highly recommend that you go to a friends house or a house of someone you trust RIGHT NOW OR AS SOON AS YOU CAN, and while you are at their house CALL 911 do not chicken out or hesitate. I also recommend for you to watch ONISIONS videos he is brutally honest and has helped me through some hard times in my life. But get out of there as soon as you can like I said and call 911

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2016 9:57 PM EST

in response to: I have emotionally abusive parents and have been diagnosed with aspergers. Kids bully me because I'm not very athletic and I have only 3 friends. I started many years ago imagining ways to kill myself, and very rarely my father who hates me with a passion. I'm scared of myself because of my thoughts and don't know what to do. Does anyone have advice? PS: I take anti-depressants and they don't help.
My god can beat up your god.

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2016 9:19 AM EST

in response to: Are you going to church today to pray to your God or my God.
Beats me.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2016 4:10 AM EST

in response to: Why does anyone want to live in North Dakota, a flat brown land of wind and winter?
Video games have nothing to do with it. It is based on that rock-and-roll music the kids listen to these days. Going to totally rot their brains. Instead of the nice music we had in my day, when the world was more refined, kids listen to things like The Beatles and The Dave Clark Five.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2016 6:04 PM EST

in response to: What ails you freaking people? You don't act right and you disrespected me, This is all because the violence in video games isn't it? Causes you do stuff like this! You're not part of the Justcurio family!
beating someone to death with a Mickey Mouse dildo

CANADA / MAY 24, 2016 10:50 PM EST

in response to: whats the kinkiest thing you've ever tried?
Yeah, Beercùnt beat you to mocking the dead days ago, man.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2016 7:19 PM EST

in response to: JC JOKE OF THE WEEK: A new strain of marijuana has been introduced to the market and is known as EgyptAir. Why does this strain have a name like that? Because when you smoke it, you'll be fuсkin' gone man!
Don't you wish the police would beat the OP for having access to a keyboard?

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2016 9:43 AM EST

in response to: Just watched a transgendered person being beaten by the police for having the zika viraous.
My God can beat up your God.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2016 7:17 PM EST

in response to: I was more relaxed as a Christian since it's easier to avoid sin. Mainly because the guidelines revolve around action instead of fluctuating feelings about thought crime. Man is flawed and inconsistent, but God is perfect and whole.
Beat the bi tch.

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2016 7:10 PM EST

in response to: I wish I could have happy time with my other, they are always down the street talking bad about me to their skanky friends and all the neighbors I totally get no joy out of life.
Beats baby . Beats

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2016 6:32 AM EST

in response to: Best speakers: Bose, JBL, or Infinity?
Does he beat you?

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2016 6:52 PM EST

in response to: My husband pushes my buttons to make me lose my temper. Its just one of the many ways he trys to make himself look good and me bad
Because even on its worst days, it beats anything GP has to offer.

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2016 9:08 PM EST

in response to: This site is still here? Why?
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