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Beat yourself with a pick handle.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 1:10 PM EST

in response to: My big fat girlfriend just farted just before I was going to go down on her. She blamed it on the dog but I know it was her....now I'm scared of suffocation. What should I do?
In a blind taste test McDonald's coffee beat Starbucks.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2017 10:50 PM EST

in response to: I wish you could try the coffee I snagged this afternoon. So yummy, aannnnd not from sbucks either.. ☺️
Only when she beats me.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2017 9:55 AM EST

in response to: Do you still beat your wife when you get drunk?
Juju on that beat

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2017 4:23 AM EST

in response to: Describe your mood right now with a song title.
I beat yours now.

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 9:16 PM EST

in response to: Do you still beat your wife when you get drunk?
Before or after you beat hiim over the head with them?

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 9:14 PM EST

in response to: Do you love me at all?
Good for you, what goes around comes around so you are bound to get someone to beat the s hit out of you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 8:44 PM EST

in response to: My cat meows when I grab her legs to stop her from walking away from me.
That's got a great beat to it, set it to music.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 12:06 PM EST

in response to: Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Beat me hard.

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2017 1:16 PM EST

in response to: Can beat ya up real good, too!
He beats me.

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 9:36 PM EST

in response to: Why are you a worthless piece of shіt?
Yep. Today got up at 7am but i need to get up earlier. Beat the rat race.

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2017 3:03 PM EST

in response to: What time do you wake up in the morning? I struggle to get up early.
Yep. Today got up at 7am but i need to get up earlier. Beat the rat race.

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2017 3:02 PM EST

in response to: What time do you wake up in the morning? I struggle to get up early.
Count yourself lucky. Back in my days we got our asses beat for not doing our homework and for getting any grade less than an A+.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2017 7:57 PM EST

in response to: my mom took my phone for not having my homework done. i am 15, and she also found out i tried to kill myself again(i have had multipule attempts). i need my phone to talk to my friends and my boyfriend. they are the only things that make me happy anymore. please tell me what i should do??????
My God can beat up your God.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2017 10:23 AM EST

in response to: is there 2 gods
Beat his stupid ass.

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2017 4:37 PM EST

in response to: A homeless person you don't know and isn't related to you attends a funeral for your loved one, he eats, and when asked to leave, he takes out his pocketknife to play with. What can you do?
Douglas Garland got a well-deserved beatdown within his first couple days in jail; hopefully the first of many.

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2017 3:14 AM EST

in response to: Should every jail have a designated Bubba just for the purpose of scaring people?
Forget it, soh can't be beat when it comes whoring for attention.

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2017 7:14 PM EST

in response to: HEY. HEY?! PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME TOO. ITS ALL ABOUT ME TOO. I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.
I got beat with a hickory switch.

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2017 7:03 PM EST

in response to: How does your mother beat you? She does right? Let me know so I can beat my kids in the same way.
Perfect if you like crooked politicians, highest taxes in the country and all companies/corporations have moved out so there is very little work. High crime rate in Chicago is beating out any other city in completion.

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2017 6:25 PM EST

in response to: Bill McDonald, what is life like in Illinois?
He needs to be beat like a redheaded step child.

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2017 5:47 PM EST

in response to: Which one of you whiney little bitches am I going to fuсk with today?
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