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My cat could beat you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 12:08 PM EST

in response to: Anyone fancy a game of table tennis?
We are blaming it on Russia and their uneducated savage allies because THEY DID IT; YOU EFFING MORON! The Russians are responsible for this just like they were responsible for shooting down the Korean Airlines jet back in the 70s. We should have beat them to a bloody pulp at the end of WWII.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 11:37 AM EST

in response to: MH17 is really MH370. Unfortunately most of the sheeple won't believe it. The Zionist controlled U.S. is trying to get WW III started and blame the crash of MH17 on Russia. Why is Russia surrounded by NATO bases?
beats me

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 6:19 AM EST

in response to: Jack the Nipper had a knife but he only nicked my _________?
You are a Gay Nancy Man with a deep voice, bouffant hairstyle and stilletto shoes, pink gloves. You wear your hairy manfriends sweaty Gay nappy and you say "Ooohh fancy! and you beat your lovers hairy chest with your fists and say, "Oooohhh you brute!"

UNITED KINGDOM / JUL 17, 2014 4:53 PM EST

in response to: Is izzy okay
I time myself from one side of the room to the other to see how fast I can scooch across on my butt. Then I try to break that time. If I make it within 5 seconds of my last time I give myself a high five. If I beat my record I get an ice cream. If I don't make it within 5 seconds I stab my voodoo doll 10 times until I feel it.

/ JUL 16, 2014 11:27 PM EST

in response to: What do you do for amusement?
Beats me.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 10:52 PM EST

in response to: I bought some smokes for the first time in forever. Why do I feel so guilty smoking them and like I have to hide in shame?
I can't beat the previous answer.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 3:46 PM EST

in response to: What is the most bizzar object you have ever found?
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, had a wife, loved to beat her, smacked her twice across the head, fuсked her ass and went to bed.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 1:08 PM EST

in response to: Would you put a hat on a fat cat with no hat, where it sat, with a bat, on a mat, with a rat, where it sat watching oil in a vat, dropping on a hat, put on a fat cat with no hat?
You would see the protester getting what he or she deserved; a good beating.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 10:53 AM EST

in response to: Fat B@stard News: Politico cuts live feed as protester with handcuffs tries to arrest Dick Cheney. What would have happened if the video feed wasn't cut?
I just served my husband divorce papers and he beat the crap out of me. The neighbors are all having it up outside at my expense. It's quite depressing.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 8:51 PM EST

in response to: TIP: Women don't like physical abuse
beats me

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2014 4:59 PM EST

in response to: Why would another form want to come to this planet?
I had to beat a raccoon off of my cat or the cat would have been killed. He was hurt but recovered. That was too close for me as a wild raccoon can kill a large dog.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2014 3:21 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever seen a wild animal up close?
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UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2014 2:09 PM EST

in response to: Yeah, I love the US media too. They are lovely, loving, loveable. I'd fück the lot of 'em. Steve ITALY beercockjuly 13, 2014 07:20 AM
I'm quite positive and upbeat, thank you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2014 12:48 PM EST

in response to: Persistent negative life force, aren't you?
Beat the fuсking shít out of them a few times.

UNITED STATES / JUL 6, 2014 6:15 PM EST

in response to: How do you get someone to want to take out the trash?
And my mind is jolted back to the harsh reality of that brown crunchy leaf dead on that limb. Just hanging there...waiting for the summer sun to rise and beat it's toxic rays down onto that poor miserable excuse for a leaf. Soon it will fall and someone will step on it, crushing to nothing but dust.

/ JUL 3, 2014 9:04 PM EST

in response to: There's one dead leaf hanging on a tree of live ones. It's been like that for weeks. I don't know what to think of it.
positive, upbeat, smiles alot

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2014 12:53 PM EST

in response to: What are some of that habits that make people likeable?
Michigan beats the living crap out of places like Georgia, Arkansas, Mississippi and Florida. Florida especially. Jungle rot on my balls whenever I've been there.

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 8:19 PM EST

in response to: But seriously, who the hell wants to go to Michigan? Why would anyone want to go there?
Beat me to it 12:31

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 12:53 PM EST

in response to: What are you aIIergic to?
beats me

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 5:17 AM EST

in response to: why on myspace people take nasty pics of their selfs
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