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Shut up before ya get beat up! 😝🖕🏼

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2016 6:13 PM EST

in response to: Thats right. I forgot - we're here for your entertainment and amusement?
Nope, didn't go yet. I stepped out of the bank and my bus was right there, so I had to make a run for it. I'm just after waltzing into school, picking up a free copy on The NY Times, and found my favorite spot (with an open outlet) in the quiet study... it sure beats sitting at home bullshìtting w you people. I don't know why I come here, don't particularly like any one of you critters. I outta stop coming. 🖕🏼 😝

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2016 4:35 PM EST

in response to: I'll go to the Indian specialty shop after this and snag some stuff... ☺️
Joker beats a queen

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2016 7:41 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: What’s more fun than watching Hillary Merkel implode one week before Election Day? Nothing!
Wrong, she beat him by a million votes, you dumbfûck

CANADA / NOV 14, 2016 10:45 PM EST

in response to: FINAL ELECTION 2016 NUMBERS: TRUMP WON BOTH POPULAR ( 62.9 M -62.2 M ) AND ELECTORAL COLLEGE Stick that up your trolling ass dickweeds.
Just fine as Clinton got beat. That was my goal, not to put Trump in but to defeat Clinton.

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2016 12:40 PM EST

in response to: She got 3 million more votes than your Orange Chump. How do you like dem apples?😆😆
Better than the lying crook that he beat.

UNITED STATES / NOV 12, 2016 2:40 PM EST

in response to: Why are you idiots so proud of electing a 70 year old retarded infant?
He beat the bitch and I am so happy. I have no idea how good he will be but whatever he does will be better than that lying crook.

UNITED STATES / NOV 12, 2016 2:15 PM EST

in response to: If he does nothing else.....HE BEAT THE BITCH!!!!
If he does nothing else.....HE BEAT THE BITCH!!!!

UNITED STATES / NOV 12, 2016 1:19 PM EST

in response to: Say it with me: PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Millions of guys will beat off to nude pix of Melania

CANADA / NOV 9, 2016 12:35 PM EST

in response to: What do you guys think is going to happen? 😩
Finally…your a guy who can beat the criap out of straight homophobes like my older brother…thank you for being you…

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2016 8:44 PM EST

in response to: I\'m a gay man who works a corporate job, drives a truck, drinks beer, works in the yard and prefers t-shirts, jeans, and country music. Take your sterotypes and shove \'em. PS - ever had a gay guy kick your ass? Want to now?
You need your ass beat for getting a B.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2016 5:05 PM EST

in response to: Is a B a bad grade? Its my first mock exam in year 10 and I just got my results. Mostly got A's but I got a B for English. I was really disappointed and my parents are too, should I worry?
I do think Hillary has her beat but then soh is a special kind of c unt and she enjoys it.

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2016 9:30 PM EST

in response to: I nominate soh for сunt of the year
They asked to have sex on her bed, at which point the daughter left the house, according to local station WAFB. Harris has a prior arrest for allegedly beating her daughter with a plank.

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2016 6:37 PM EST

in response to: A mother has been arrested for trying to arrange three-way sex with her own 14-year-old daughter. The daughter told police that her mother asked for a three-way, to which she said, ‘No’, before Harris replied, ‘You know we need the money’. In one alleged incident, a naked man walked into the daughter’s bedroom in Baton Rouge, along with Mamie Harris, 39, who was also naked. Google Mamie Harris to see her mugshot.
I would like to see him win but then he probably isn't crooked enough or mean enough to beat the other two.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2016 10:39 PM EST

in response to: Does Gary "What the fućk is this Aleppo shìt?" Johnson have a chance at winning against both Trump and Clinton, or should he just drop out?
Why people beat around the bush, instead of saying what needs to be said.

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2016 12:44 PM EST

in response to: What will always be a puzzle to you?
Give your mother some respect and help her clean house and you won't get beat.

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2016 7:49 PM EST

in response to: Should you run away from home if your mother is gonna threaten you for not cleaning your room before guests come over or should you live in your house a get beat by your mom and keep bein called mfer from your own mother?
Sounds like you need a beat down

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2016 6:30 PM EST

in response to: Should you run away from home if your mother is gonna threaten you for not cleaning your room before guests come over or should you live in your house a get beat by your mom and keep bein called mfer from your own mother?
I dont think it beats an effeminate loud (asian) dude with pony tail and tiara. Theyre out there..

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2016 10:26 PM EST

in response to: There is a male cashier at my local supermarket. His name tag says "Sally", and he keeps a ribbon in his hair and has a very effeminate voice. I just want to stab him in the face with a rusty pitchfork. Is this a normal feeling ?
If you live in an urban area definitely! The smaller car beats a larger truck in every way. However if you aren't in a squished metropolitan area or city and there's tons of open space and opportunities to use the potential of the truck, keep it. Either way a compact is cheaper on gas and better for the environment :)

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2016 1:08 AM EST

in response to: Should I trade in my truck for a compact car?
Beat them hard.

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2016 9:51 PM EST

in response to: I invited someone to a party. They grabbed the invitation, ripped it up, and threw it away in front of me. What should I do?
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