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Tell her straight up. That you don't love her anymore. No beating around the bush.

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2014 10:42 PM EST

in response to: How do you nicely get rid a woman that love's you but you dont love her like you use to?
That is one contest that no one can beat Italy at. Neth is a close second and soh ties with her.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2014 11:57 AM EST

in response to: Who is a bigger cunt, Suzy "Neth" or Steve "Italy"?
Yes, I beat my husband over the head with one and it worked real good.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2014 9:37 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever used a ouija board? Any remarkable results?
the beatles. the beatles. imagine no heaven. religion is the cause of all wars. we need world peace. lennon. lennon. (because there was no conflict between native American war tribes before settlers brought Christianity (and if there was Europe probably communicated their Christianity across the ocean through telepathy))

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2014 12:41 PM EST

in response to: Abrahamic religions are a bog full of jobby. They keep praying but the bombs keep droppin'. When will religion disappear?
Beat his ass.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2014 1:25 PM EST

in response to: I love my boyfriend and don't want to leave, but how can I make him see what a monster he is?
The beatles. the beatles. imagine no religion. religion is cause of all wars. lennon. lennon. (100 million did not die under communism)

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2014 7:36 PM EST

in response to: Who is your favorite BeatIe?
Do you know what's really unfunny? That the Dutch stole some land from the natives in Southern Africa, decided to call themselves "Africa's White Tribe", and then do this whole "Apartheid" nonsense on these innocent people. Thankfully, many of the natives are fighting back, and are brutally beating up those racist Dutch farmers and taking their land back. This would have never happened if you stayed in your own country!

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2014 5:27 PM EST

in response to: How unfunny are you?
You beat but there is only one original.

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2014 2:16 PM EST

in response to: I was walking to school and the cops stopped me. ....HIGH QUALITY POST......Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?
Beats me.

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2014 1:54 PM EST

in response to: Why is marijuana illegal in the US?
Ha! Beat you, 1:35! Hugs. ~1:34

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2014 1:43 PM EST

in response to: I was walking to school and the cops stopped me. ....HIGH QUALITY POST......Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?
Damn! Beat me to it :)

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2014 1:33 PM EST

in response to: I was walking to school and the cops stopped me. ....HIGH QUALITY POST......Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?
Gotcha all beat.

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2014 9:51 PM EST

in response to: 590,071 questions. That's about as big as the population of my city. The mayor should assign 1 question to each of our city's residents, and me them ask the assigned question. Then record the results, and post it on the Internet. Be right back, I'll be sending a letter to my mayor...
Who did they beat?

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2014 11:44 PM EST

in response to: Phillies win, 4 to zero
I was just going to say they are here but someone beat me to it.

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2014 10:52 PM EST

in response to: Are avoiding all the drama and drunks tonight?
The Beat Generation, man

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 9:59 PM EST

in response to: Which generation are you? Baby Boomer? Generation X? Generation Y?
When the moon on a cloud cast night... Hung above the tree tops' height... You sang me of some distant past... That made my heart beat strong and fast... Now I know I'm home at last... You offered me an eagle's wing... That to the sun I might soar and sing... And if I heard the owl's cry... Into the forest I would fly... And in its darkness find you by...

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 6:01 PM EST

in response to: Whats with it?
You are meaty, Beaty, big and bouncy

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2014 9:25 PM EST

in response to: I'll be sad fer a minute, but then bounce back! I will!
Listen to me, Beatrice. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 5:44 PM EST

in response to: Are you just a little bit pregnant?
I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2014 6:46 PM EST

in response to: Sorry, something went wrong. Today I learned that Ϟ can represent the Greek numeral symbol 90. What did you learn today?
Both Kanye West and The Beatles are terribly overrated.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2014 4:51 AM EST

in response to: The Beatles may have been bigger than Jesus, but were they bigger than Yeezus?
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