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Mister President turns out to be a rotten socialist? Is that why he's in bed with the Russians?

UNITED STATES / JUN 17, 2018 9:21 AM EST

in response to: Check out cbo.gov/system/files/115th-congress-2017-2018/reports/53651-outlook.pdf: "Relative to the nation’s output, debt held by the public is projected to increase from 76.5 percent of GDP in 2017 to 96.2 percent at the end of 2028 [...]. At that point, federal debt would be higher as a percentage of GDP than at any point since just after World War II— and heading still higher." Thank you, Mister Trump for breaking your promise!
I climbed the rock and saw the monkeys today.Tommorow I go home :(

UNITED STATES / JUN 16, 2018 6:17 PM EST

in response to: I'm in Gibraltar
Gibralter, you mean what ancient's called the pillars of Hercules.. hmm ... the search engine found something else... hub .. . this is from march 2018, TS OFFICICIAL, GIBRALTER, IS LONDON'S NEW YELLOWSTAIN PLUSHY ENCOUNTERS BAR. HERE BED WETTING ISNT ONLY NO-NO NAUGHTY, IT'S ENCOURAGED. SO BRING PLUSIEST DEL AND ENJOYOUR TANTRUM BEDS!! ..

UNITED STATES / JUN 16, 2018 6:13 PM EST

in response to: I'm in Gibraltar
Stupid сunts like the ones that voted for Trump deserve to be grabbed by the pussy. Triggered yet, bitch?

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2018 8:20 AM EST

in response to: Would you want President Donald J. Trump to grab you by the pussy?
Intolerant, bigoted, homophobic, racist, misogynist, you just described your leader and all his cult like followers.

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2018 10:08 PM EST

in response to: It always goes this way... liberals spend 30 years telling the world what intolerant, bigoted, homophobic, racist, misogynists conservatives are... then 1 day, Mr Liberal slips up and let's his guard down .. ... and what crawls out, would make an ambulance attended puke. Total hypocrite.. everything you accused trump of.. the FBI was doing to trump. FU trump hater.. your a fraud
Oh honey! Bless your heart...you really must be living under a giant rock to even say this.... either that or you and your president see the same doctor and are prescribed the same medication...... 😝

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2018 12:32 PM EST

in response to: Hang Trump for Treason. 🍊🤡
Kim grabbed pussy Trump by his pussy.

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2018 11:15 AM EST

in response to: The President of the United States is lying to you. The agreement he & Kim signed is virtually identical to the one Kim signed in 2007.
You are bloody f'ing kidding me? Come on.., Oh he can't be that disturbed?, can he? Hey anti trump guy, f.y.i. no one here for even 1/10th of 1 nanosecond believed the PM of canada waa attacked by a mouse. We all knew immediately it was Gm guy trying for a funny.

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2018 12:17 PM EST

in response to: THE FOLLOWING RECORDING WAS MADE OF THE CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER YELLING AT 4 ADVISORS, THIS iS AN ILLEGAL RECORDING:.. .. " listen up you bitches... . I'm sick and tired of this.. where's Ru Paul's Drag Race.. oh no!.. eeww... look... a MOUSE... eek...help...help.. don't let that mouse run up my trousers... no, no... help!! It will run up my leg and bite my weiner!! Hwlp...help...ohh the humanity !
No human rights conversation. Go figure, 2 Dictators getting along. They have a ton in common. Self absorbed, narcissistic, liars, who care less about the loss of life with their people.

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2018 11:15 AM EST

in response to: Trump got played by a dictator half his age.
No, I’m in hell... 😞 see ya, off to bed, off to bed.. 👋🏼

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2018 9:41 PM EST

in response to: Attention your attention please! !!! attention..... attention SOH!! Hey... what the hell? You are back to JX! I read you'd run off to Zimbabwe or some such place, to do humanitarian work!! Are you in africa?
seriously... 20 lovers in 2yr... that is 1 every 1.2 months...you aren't giving your subconscious mind the 6monyhs needed to process each bed partner... do you understand, the emotional consequences start adding up for girls way faster than guys. Plus, you ever hear of herpes... it can be a (pardon my language) fuçking nightmare for girls. Why dont you sliw down, find an affluent, but really fun 45 to 60yr old guy... let him take you on cruises etc... slow down think a little

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2018 3:52 AM EST

in response to: AM I A SLUT/WHORE? I lost my virginity at 20, and since then I had multiple sexual partners already, about 15-20 I guess. I am 22 years old now. Some of those are just one-night-stand, some are not. Their age are from 22-54 years old. Some are married, some has kid/s, some has girlfriends, some are single. I NEVER asked for money for that, I just do it purely for fun. So am I a slut?
seriously... 20 lovers in 2yr... that is 1 every 1.2 months...you aren't giving your subconscious mind the 6monyhs needed to process each bed partner... do you understand, the emotional consequences start adding up for girls way faster than guys. Plus, you ever hear of herpes... it can be a (pardon my language) fuçking nightmare for girls. Why dont you sliw down, find an affluent, but really fun 45 to 60yr old guy... let him take you on cruises etc...

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2018 3:50 AM EST

in response to: AM I A SLUT/WHORE? I lost my virginity at 20, and since then I had multiple sexual partners already, about 15-20 I guess. I am 22 years old now. Some of those are just one-night-stand, some are not. Their age are from 22-54 years old. Some are married, some has kid/s, some has girlfriends, some are single. I NEVER asked for money for that, I just do it purely for fun. So am I a slut?
Hey Neth... read a fuçking history book... Russia & Britain were allies of the US in WW2.. no one else was. Britain stabbed us in the back in the 1950s... but ev3n though Rusis & Usa have always hated each other... andwill always hate each other ... russia never broke its promise as the way britain did. No one else, was an official ally of America in WW2... everyone else was so scared of Nazis they didn't want to offend them...

UNITED STATES / JUN 8, 2018 11:08 PM EST

in response to: Republican senator McCain's comment when Trump said he wanted Russia to re-enter the G7: "The President has inexplicably shown our adversaries the deference and esteem that should be reserved for our closest allies. Those nations that share our values and have sacrificed alongside us for decades are being treated with contempt. This is the antithesis of so-called ‘principled realism’ and a sure path to diminishing America’s leadership in the world.”
This nation on the horn of africa would be better described as a region, since there are many diverse ethnic groups, and the official "government" only has control of a few city blocks in the capital. Somolia is notorious for housing pirates and terrorists, but the real tragedy is the thousands of innocent civilians that are caught in the crossfire in one of the most bloody regions of the world

UNITED STATES / JUN 8, 2018 11:06 PM EST

in response to: Somolia?
Ohh shıt!! Yo be that 65yr old crazy alky hag from Tennessee. Yo on computer? Must snuck out of bed at Naahville discount alcohol detox center? There ain't gonna be no nude sky diving wedding. Yo cheapass boyfriend ainst gonna waste $$ for Rollin-Rock, skoal & scratchers by falling out of an aircraft with yo. He n yo be 2 Nashville waffle-whales, it's yoall fall out a airplane chute gonna rip off and 2 wide ass tubs is gonna make crater likes when dem asseroids kill dinosaurs

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2018 9:57 AM EST

in response to: I’ve been wanting to go skydiving naked with my new beau. He's not into public nudity as I am. What are the chances he will say yes?
Republicans are the bed sores on the ass of America

CANADA / JUN 5, 2018 6:58 PM EST

in response to: "Earlier Monday, Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley appeared skeptical of the idea. “If I were president of the United States and I had a lawyer that told me I could pardon myself, I think I would hire a new lawyer,” he told reporters. And Maine Republican Susan Collins predicted that a presidential self-pardon would hold “catastrophic implications for him and our country.”"
No one wants to do her. Crazy in head, crazy in bed!

CANADA / JUN 4, 2018 6:59 PM EST

in response to: I just want to fuсk soh
She told me, in bed, she's unsatisfied by you

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2018 3:58 PM EST

in response to: 6.5 inches feel insecure. i can last about 7-12 minutes my girl and i are at the stage in our relationship were it’s time for sex..am i good enough?
I'm sorry. Just don't kill yourself. Because you will regret it. if it super bad, just sit on your bed, eat ice cream, and watch crappy movies, and netflix, and youtube, and yeah.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2018 1:14 AM EST

in response to: Press 1 for my suicide
Go to bed, psycho. Take your meds.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2018 11:17 PM EST

in response to: I talk too much here today.. This is tooooo much!
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