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UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 29, 2014 3:48 PM EST

in response to: You white people are white and from white hot areas. Now get out of my country!
Not very long. Takes me longer to get out of bed than to wake up.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2014 1:12 PM EST

in response to: How long does it take for you to wake up?
I don't COME *here* SEEKING *attention*. Asshole, I come here for fun. To unwind... Not to be called an attention whore... or a slut... or incapable in BED!! Fukking MORON. Dude, get the stick out of yer ass and fukking relax. If you can't talk like a normal person, shut the fukk up.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 5:57 PM EST

in response to: do attention whores get wet when you pay attention to them?
I spent the day in bed, hurt my back...

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2014 8:31 PM EST

in response to: Hello, my sweet bean-pie... :)
No. Had an awesome private time and then about 5 years ago he started staying up all night, not coming to bed, etc.. Finally figured out that he was watching P most of the night. Now it's the smart phone. I've told him this just isn't going to cut it. I can't stay like this. He changes nothing. Thoughts?

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:57 PM EST

in response to: My husband has been watching adult videos 10+ hours a week but WE haven't had sex in 6 months. What should I do?
He's a leg man so boobs are a total non-issue with this guy. I'm a B cup btw. Married me cause I "am like his favorite p*** star" when going at it. The bed is only one of my fav places. Pretty much christened all locations at home and out.

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:34 PM EST

in response to: My husband has been watching adult videos 10+ hours a week but WE haven't had sex in 6 months. What should I do?
One is in a wheel chair and the other is bed ridden.

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2014 2:35 PM EST

in response to: Are internet tough guys pussys in real life?
Here are some easy steps to insure a proper view of your anus. 1. Get hand held mirror. 2. Get a big black dildo. 3. Get jar vaseline. Take all three of these items to your bedroom or bathroom, whichever is more comfortable for you. remove all clothing. Take the vaseline, rub a large amount on your anus. Next bend over and insert the dildo into your anus. Next spread your legs, hold the mirror between them. Now look into the mirror and you will see what you're searching for.

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2014 3:04 AM EST

in response to: I want to see my fuсking butthole.
Go to bed and then exercise.

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2014 10:54 PM EST

in response to: should I exercise or just go to bed?
Donkey Granny, you just stay in bed. Let the adults do the work. NATO are gay.

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2014 6:47 PM EST

in response to: Now, to all the gay Nancy Men in the U.S. military. You can fck your lives. When you're a pensioner you'll be miserable as sin. All the women and children in Iraq you killed. So they're only Iraqi's you say. But it doesn't take any belly courage to kill a woman and a baby. What can you say to that? Nothing.
Go to bed sweety.

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2014 4:29 AM EST

in response to: I want a candy bar. But it's late. Should go to the store and buy one or just wait?
OP, you strike me as a deeply disturbed person. Always worried about other people. I feel you have inadequacy issues. Am I right or am I right?

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 10:35 AM EST

in response to: Why does Steve BeerDick consider himself more liberal, smarter than an American when he is just as racist, sexist, and xenophobic as any white trash? Or are rural Europeans automatically smarter than even urban Americans because...Europe.
Hey, I didn't make those posts.... my last post was... am gonna play with the ipad mini now... tootles! Then I walked away from the puter! I don't even use the ipad mini that much, cause I still don't know how to use it... cause I never/rarely use it! And if I do use it, I read from my kindle app... So... Oh, and I still haven't used it today, even though I said my goodbyes, and that I would... Instead, I scrubbed me face clean, and brushed me teeth... :p

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2014 8:08 PM EST

in response to: It (hahahahahha) seems as though there is somone making fun of me.....
At least it's not in my bedroom.

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2014 4:58 PM EST

in response to: Are your panties wet? If so, why? If not, why not?
Well done. On that note, I'm going to bed.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 12:24 PM EST

in response to: Darlings! I am feeling so 😃 tonight! I feel so good, and you 💩heads can't doo anything about it!
Yes, I have them all over the living room and on the bed.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 4:58 PM EST

in response to: Do you like piIIows?
khanomha harki kir mikhad s bede ya bezange 09160704088

/ AUG 1, 2014 9:53 AM EST

in response to: man kosam bia kosamo bokhor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Under your bed, I'm sure.

FRANCE / AUG 1, 2014 9:39 AM EST

in response to: But where are my socks?
salam yane nest ye khanome hashare ta ba mane hashare dost beshe 36 salame mogarad hastama bad hashareyam roze 5 rah ga daram kase payast s bedeh 0919-2664675

JORDAN / JUL 28, 2014 7:07 AM EST

in response to: kir mikham
Definitely bedtime!

NETHERLANDS / JUL 27, 2014 7:15 PM EST

in response to: What time is it where you are at now?
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