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Dear OP, thank you for confirmating your status as a mentally disturbed loser. Now please f**k off

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2016 10:29 AM EST

in response to: What's the best part of having sex with a hot 6 year old girl? Hearing the little bitch's ribs crack
I just finished playing pokemon, and now I'm about to go to bed, I promise!!

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2016 11:23 PM EST

in response to: What are u doing up!? Get to bed!! 😝
I just finished playing pokemon, and now I'm about to go to bed, I promise!!

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2016 11:23 PM EST

in response to: What are u doing up!? Get to bed!! 😝
Go to bed instead.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2016 11:19 PM EST

in response to: What are u doing up!? Get to bed!! 😝
I'll just say someone wants me to jump into bed with them..

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2016 11:13 PM EST

in response to: What are u doing up!? Get to bed!! 😝
I killed him, stuffed his dead body with both his and my shįt, fůcked him 69 times, stabbed him until the shįt leaked out, ate the heart, and then hid the body under my bed. I also came in your mom last night. You're going to have siblings! :)

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2016 6:14 AM EST

in response to: Where is your dog?
I love my new Clinique facial cleaner too much! So much so, I want to slather it all over my face and never take it off or be w out it! Come on, hunny... It's bedtime!

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2016 11:54 PM EST

in response to: Darling, it's bedtime...
Am going to bed, ducky...

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2016 10:25 PM EST

in response to: Do long distance relationships ever work? My crush is in love with and won't stop talking about someone who's in California, a faraway state from where I am.
A wet dream is when you lose sperm in bed when you're sleeping. Happens when you have an erotic dream, exciting dream or just randomly without cause. Sleeping on your belly can improve chances. No problem :)

SOUTH AFRICA / JUL 16, 2016 5:03 AM EST

in response to: What are wet dreams? I'm in grade 3 and I'm just curious.
Don't make wallpaper paste in bed.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2016 5:45 AM EST

in response to: My bed has sticky white stuff on it. What happened?
Goto bed with yr 5y.o. gf.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2016 11:20 PM EST

in response to: I post on JC and I♥panties. Does that make me an idiot or SICK! SICK!! SICK!!!?
Nabbed earlier.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2016 10:39 PM EST

in response to: Got homo?
Regular exercise, no screens within 2 hours of bed time (no cheating by reading this (-;) . Also relax, everything will be okay.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2016 6:19 PM EST

in response to: So, I've been suffering from insomnia for about a year and a half, and I don't know how to stop it. One night, I stayed up until 4am! I had to set an alarm for 10 to make sure I didn't sleep into the afternoon. So, how do I stop my insomnia?
Ata boy, go to bed.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2016 5:39 AM EST

in response to: I bet the NRA faggots are up in arms that some nìggers stole there shtick and took them some rifles and killed whitey.
Go to bed Toby.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2016 10:36 PM EST

in response to: Did everybody go to bed?
Go to bed.

UNITED STATES / JUL 6, 2016 12:14 PM EST

in response to: Is it time for me to go to bed?
I mean losing weight! Not hopping into bed with soh, lol.. Im not up to that league..

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2016 5:48 PM EST

in response to: Arrrrrg! Och! 😝
Nothing could be sweeter than being in bed w me, ya m....!! 😝 Actually, nothing could be sweeter than being in bed w me whilst I am physically fit and the appropriate size/weight.... 😊 Yerp!

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2016 5:15 PM EST

in response to: Arrrrrg! Och! 😝
Its called Being in bed with soh.

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2016 5:01 PM EST

in response to: Arrrrrg! Och! 😝
You're sick. You have robbed this girl of her childhood. Do the decent thing and kill yourself

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2016 6:18 AM EST

in response to: My girlfriend doesn't have a job and she makes a mess of even the simplest household chores. The lazy little bitch just wants to sit round in her šhit and watch cartoons all fućking day. Our relationship reached a new low over the weekend when she started cry when we were making love and then the dirty little bitch pissed the bed. She is almost 7 years old now, how can I train her to act more maturely?
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