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Yeah dimbulb, you do that. In fact just jizz off in your bedroom curtains. Mommy should love it.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2017 11:03 AM EST

in response to: Should I jack off tonight?
There is a 400lb slob sitting on their bed, hacking this site as we speak.

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2017 3:21 PM EST

in response to: Statistics show that obese people tend to be of lower economic and educational status. Many of them require government subsidies in the form of welfare and food stamps so they can continue their disgusting habits. In many cases, middle class taxpayers are paying for Obamacare subsidies for big fat lazy slobs. How can we change this health and financial crisis?
No black men are better in bed and have bigger cocks.

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2017 2:44 PM EST

in response to: Should black people receive reparations for being nigers?
Go to bed, soh.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2017 4:36 PM EST

in response to: I want to kill. I want to kill! I want to see Blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth! Eat dead, burnt bodies! I Mean: Kill. Kill!"
4:51, Stop making decisions for the rest of the world. Science matters to you. Science one day says black coffee is bad for you then the following says, coffee is good for you. Science is all over the place. It's the same thing for anything else scientists get involved with. They can't keep their science to stick to one side over the amount of years they've embedded and have your tax dollars used just to come up with one response just to take your tax dollars again to say the opposite.

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2017 7:41 AM EST

in response to: "President Trump's milquetoast response to a protest by white supremacists that turned violent Saturday in Charlottesvilwas rebuked by Republicans in Congress β€” another breach in the growing rift between the commander in chief and his presumed allies on Capitol Hill." Let the rift grow.
"Trump bombed Syria to show that we mean business about terrorism." An isolated bombing is just window dressing. Terrorism is still rampant in Syria.

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2017 6:18 AM EST

in response to: "President Trump's milquetoast response to a protest by white supremacists that turned violent Saturday in Charlottesvilwas rebuked by Republicans in Congress β€” another breach in the growing rift between the commander in chief and his presumed allies on Capitol Hill." Let the rift grow.
For the passed 8 years in office, we have had up to 10 terrorist attacks occurring in America and allied countries that Obama sat around and did nothing. Trump bombed Syria to show that we mean business about terrorism. You cannot reason with a terrorist by talking. Talking does nothing and we have seen it do nothing since Obama has tried it numerous times yet attacks still occurred. Hillary would be the same as she's just an extension of Obama's policies.

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2017 3:43 AM EST

in response to: "President Trump's milquetoast response to a protest by white supremacists that turned violent Saturday in Charlottesvilwas rebuked by Republicans in Congress β€” another breach in the growing rift between the commander in chief and his presumed allies on Capitol Hill." Let the rift grow.
She sat tied to the bed with whip marks on her thighs as he stared lighter in one hand candle in the other he lit the candle letting it drip on her she squirmed moaned and grunted feeling her skin sting she needed that wax somewhere else! she begged him he put a gag in her mouth putting the candle up and slapping her as he attached nipple clamps to her flushed red tit's she groaned and squirmed bucking her hips as much as she could her soaking pussy dripping begging to be touched

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2017 5:06 AM EST

in response to: Post sex stories here
More terrorist attacks get thwarted St the Canadian border than our southern border. Canada and their dumbass multicultural idiocy is a hot bed for Islamic terror entering the US. Fact from the FBI.

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2017 1:42 PM EST

in response to: Why is that traitor Trump Always appeasing the murderous dictator Putin?
Wear crotchless panties to bed so he can only access the correct hole.

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2017 6:54 PM EST

in response to: How do I get my lover to stop cornholing me? I can't hold my poop.
You are not intelligent enough to know when you should go to bed?

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2017 11:28 PM EST

in response to: Should I go to bed now?? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ Some moo is posting and posting about someone else posting as me.. lol. So lame.
Trump likes when hookers Leak all over a bed

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2017 11:50 AM EST

in response to: Trump tweeted classified information. He is a leaker. Does he hate himself?
Ask them how they feel about lazy, sore covered, obese landwhales who end up having to be forklifted from their feces covered and urine stained beds?

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2017 2:22 PM EST

in response to: I have a whole ass load of interviews today for a personal assistant for my 600lb wife. The last one I hired didn't work out too well. I guess I didn't vet her enough. I need some good questions to ask potential applicants. Does anyone have any ideas on what to ask?
11:23 I'd appreciate it if you told that to the little bitch I "raped" 3 months ago. She completely overacted to having a vÑginal tear. She even had surgery to repair her pussy so it's fixed now and she's lost nothing. Yet she still acts all hysterical about "what the naughty man did to her girly bits". She conveniently forgets to tell people that when I put her hand on my сock I asked her if she liked "holding my bed snake" and she said "yes". The attention seeking little bitch

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2017 12:50 PM EST

in response to: What's the best part of being a pedophile? Your сock looks massive in those little bitches' tiny fists
So you've cleansed your face, gently exfoliate, then you add three drops to your finger tips and press them into your skin (instead of slathering a whole glob of it on) you will absorb the oils in about 20 minutes. ☺️ After oh around 30 minutes, I like to then (thinking about it now, I'd like to mist w water, ( πŸ“ Note to self, snag small water bottle w fine mist setting) spritz w h20, annnnd then allow to air dry, go back and add another three drops. Can go to bed after that. 😝

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2017 1:56 AM EST

in response to: Anywsy.. I want something sweet so bad.. 😩 I went to the store in search of something, right... I winded up getting sweet potatoes cause 1) they're sugary and sweet and gorgeous when peeled, cubed, tossed w evoo, honey, cinnamon, and a little salt.. sooo, am only allowed to have that... 😞 I'll cook them tomorrow, do 😴 sleepy. Tootes... πŸ’•
I'll get ready for bed. ☺️ Press the Maracuja oil into my skin.. . Love that sooo much! 😩 I truly do!! 😌

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2017 1:06 AM EST

in response to: Anywsy.. I want something sweet so bad.. 😩 I went to the store in search of something, right... I winded up getting sweet potatoes cause 1) they're sugary and sweet and gorgeous when peeled, cubed, tossed w evoo, honey, cinnamon, and a little salt.. sooo, am only allowed to have that... 😞 I'll cook them tomorrow, do 😴 sleepy. Tootes... πŸ’•
I think it's bed time for you sir.

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2017 4:16 AM EST

in response to: If He doesnt come to you in your does hour what about him.
4:32 & 6:50....STFU. Your think this site is a hot bed or maturity...you're both dumbass mingers.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2017 7:22 PM EST

in response to: My 600lb wife told me she wants to have another baby as soon as possible. So if you don't hear from me....it means I'm busy making bacon. Any questions?
Do something unexpected, I know it may be difficult but maybe think about bringing in another girl into the bed. .many couples have said that by doing things like this their relationship have been saved

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 11:27 PM EST

in response to: What should I do to get my boyfriend interested in sex again?
By spectacular do you mean being cut out of your house and taken to the cemetery a flatbed truck? Because that's what's going to happen to that fat blob.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 7:53 AM EST

in response to: My 600lb wife has decide to try and become the heaviest woman in the world. Other women have tried recently and failed miserably. But I think my wife can pull it off in a spectacular way. I guess my question is, would you join a pay website to watch her process?
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