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I'm fine with the birds but don't you think they'll all have been bombed?

FRANCE / OCT 20, 2017 4:53 PM EST

in response to: If trump remains President much longer we will spend the rest of our lives living in caves and muttering at birds.
Pretty good but I prefer A BIBBEDE BABBEDE KLOP, A BIBBEDE BABBEDE KLOP, BABBEDE KLOP, BABBEDE KLOP, A BIBBEDE BABBEDE KLOP!

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2017 9:04 PM EST

in response to: I made up a song about death, here are the lyrics if you want to sing it: I think i'm doodledoo, doodledoo doo doo. I think I'm doodledoo, doodledoo doo doo.
It's time to get your lazy ass out of bed.

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2017 1:22 PM EST

in response to: It is so warm, I hve my window open, but I cant sleep because of all the noise outside, u pick should I close it or leave it open?
Couldn't you just go to bed? What are the consequences of flunking the exam?

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2017 9:03 PM EST

in response to: I have a geog, maths and religion exam in morn I havent looked at my books yet, its now 1:22am, please motivate me to do so, help
STFU you elitist, deranged, hand wringing, bed wetting, anti-Trumpatoad.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 5:07 PM EST

in response to: It seems to me that the dumbest people here happen to be art-right, Trump supporting, Windows using, racist KKK hicks who haven’t left their trailer park in years. Is this the type of “intelligence” that is ruining America?
The third answer was written by a queer with an bed post stuck up his ass. The second answer is correct.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 1:31 PM EST

in response to: when did rome go from zeus and stuff to like Jesus and God
Her husband will be dead before the fat pig. She's going to crush him in bed or gas him with her farts.

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2017 1:36 PM EST

in response to: Let's take bets on how long that guy's 600lb wife will live. I say dead in 2 years or less.
Liberals are all behind Tillerson now because he allegedly called Trump a moron during a heated meeting. Truth is, in the past, Mr. EXXON would have been treated lime Darth Vader by these same liberal "morons". Politics indeed makes strange bedfellows, hypocritical ones too.

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2017 7:24 AM EST

in response to: Trump IS a moron... Are we all in agreement on that at least?
Don't worry we will all see it on the news when she has to be cut out of her house and hauled to the hospital on a flatbed. ROTFLMAO.

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2017 4:21 AM EST

in response to: My 600 plus pound wife has decided to work toward becoming the world's fattest women. Her first goal will be tp hit 750lbs by one year from now. We will post progress on her adult pay site. I will no longer be posting links here so if you losers want to keep track of her progress, you will have to pay....🖕
He got when he grabbed your mom's pussy.

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2017 12:03 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump has syphilis.
Just use a bedpan

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2017 3:45 PM EST

in response to: Ok this is silly, but I'm super tired and yet I'm laying in bed and have to go to the bathroom. Should I just hold it and go to sleep or go to the bathroom first?
PT.2. bed cry if you need to do what you need to, to get it out. Then I want you to go somewhere and scream, scream as loud as you can. Dont let your self think about her, good luck, I honestly hope you move on and find happiness

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2017 6:50 PM EST

in response to: It's been 5 months. I'm still upset about my girlfriend leaving me. I'm sad enough that any attempt to move on and into another relationship ends up failing within a few days. I can't live like this much longer. I need help to move on. I've even tried therapy, nothing I do works, I'm so close to giving up completely. Help me.
PT.2. bed cry if you need to do what you need to, to get it out. Then I want you to go somewhere and scream, scream as loud as you can. Dont let your self think about her, good luck, I honestly hope you move on and find happiness

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2017 6:50 PM EST

in response to: It's been 5 months. I'm still upset about my girlfriend leaving me. I'm sad enough that any attempt to move on and into another relationship ends up failing within a few days. I can't live like this much longer. I need help to move on. I've even tried therapy, nothing I do works, I'm so close to giving up completely. Help me.
In some womans bed.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2017 5:35 PM EST

in response to: where do you wish you were tonight?
What I fuçking need is someone in bed next to me who will pull me back in bed as I try to get out!!!

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2017 10:54 PM EST

in response to: Do you guys remember when I was thinner, like eons ago? Cause I do... 😞
Am like a huge butterball... 😩 I have to stop eating in the middle of the night, but it's going to be so hard cause I've been doing it for so long. I literally wake up, pig out, then go back to bed. And every night, I go to bed looking forward to sleep, telling myself here's another chance to not eat in the middle of the nite... then I do ... you know, munch. I have got to do something about this. 😞

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2017 10:29 PM EST

in response to: Do you guys remember when I was thinner, like eons ago? Cause I do... 😞
"Give us all an example of one president that actually went against their own party." Trump is not an independent, but embedded in the Republican party. For your information, virtually all Republicans are conservative, especially when compared to their Democratic counterparts.

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2017 12:45 PM EST

in response to: The Trump Apologist has gradually become aware that you can't win an argument just by calling names. He can't live without calling names, though. So this has become his new logic: "Sore loser" can be used, as it merely means somebody who can't handle a loss. By giving a definition, presented by him as a fact, he thinks that calling someone a sore loser is no longer an opinion lacking any substance, but a fact as well. 🤣 When was the last time you heard some utterly stupid logic?
Yeah most likely from CNN. Saw a few minutes of it today and they talked about how dogs shouldn't be sleeping on beds because they walk outside without shoes and carry germs into the house. Such great news. I'm starting to hate Trump cause of this topic. God, this hate just built right up inside me and all I can do is focus it on Trump. I don't know what it is. I just really hate Trump. I don't know why. I can't explain it. I'm not good at that. I just don't like Trump.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2017 12:55 PM EST

in response to: What is the meaning of life, why are we here?
"... hoping his core supporters won’t notice the difference..." Trump's good! I suppose he fully realized that all those mind-numbed FOX viewers wouldn't notice anything.

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2017 9:21 AM EST

in response to: The Trump Apologist has gradually become aware that you can't win an argument just by calling names. He can't live without calling names, though. So this has become his new logic: "Sore loser" can be used, as it merely means somebody who can't handle a loss. By giving a definition, presented by him as a fact, he thinks that calling someone a sore loser is no longer an opinion lacking any substance, but a fact as well. 🤣 When was the last time you heard some utterly stupid logic?
In bed!

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 7:21 PM EST

in response to: Howdy doo? ☺️ Whatcha going right now?? I have to get ready to go out. I have to start my day!
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