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I myself do, for up to an hour. I never remember it right when I wake up but within 10 minutes of thinking about it I recall most details. I keep a book by my bed to write it down.

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 5:06 PM EST

in response to: do you remember your dreams in the morning?
cos you're annoying and stupid as hell, not to mention boring and self absorbed.. and those are your good points.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 4:01 PM EST

in response to: I loving getting off on sohs posts! aren't you glad she came back after she said she wouldn't??
Why no? Rather see a pic of my dinner salads? They're yummy. :). Oh, yeah, the pics... one on the front page (no one answered) of the other desk in my bedroom, and a few in the Recipes section.. โ˜บ๏ธ Also, one on the Just Say It section.. Cadbury chocolate eggs! Yay..

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 4:17 PM EST

in response to: Should I walk over to the Donut Plant over on Grand and pick up fresh donuts?
What happened last night? It must've not been that memorable, because I went to bed quite early.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2017 7:58 PM EST

in response to: Darlings, how r you doing?? I've been worried about you?
You'd holler too if something 20 times your size grabbed your leg and hurt you, you are an idiot.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 8:18 PM EST

in response to: My cat meows when I grab her legs to stop her from walking away from me.
You are alone. In bed.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 7:35 PM EST

in response to: I don't eat fourtune cookies, i jus don't see it as a necessary habit after you eat asian food. I'm pinoy and when i eat at asian restaurants with someone who isn't asain they always ask me why I don't eat them and i give 'em my reason. Some have gone as far as to say it's not a "Oriental" meal with out a fortune cookie for desert. Giv'me a break!! Then they try to be funny with it and add "in bed" after words. Please..... Am I alone on this??
Some kids do wet the bed.

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 10:29 PM EST

in response to: Is it normal for a 5 year old boy (my little cousin) to still be wearing diapers at nighttime/ peeing in his sleep? I'm babysitting for him and his younger sister, who DOESN'T need them at bedtime.
Years ago when I was smoking; it helped with my chronic pain and anxiety. OTC and prescribed medicine made me nausea.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 7:19 PM EST

in response to: Dig deep: What is your favorite part of getting high? (think about the senses and how it affects them)
Shouldn't you be in bed??

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 1:39 AM EST

in response to: a chilling insight into the Jewish mind - "l was so much into the nightmare scenarios that I was predicting this morning that I found myself thinking that if things get too bad I can always kill myself and hoping that someone would assassinate Trump. When I realised how insane I was getting, I laughed at myself for being so dramatic and I have been trying to calm down. I have already decided to ignore the news for the next few days. I think I need a few days without thinking about politics."
There's so many disturbed men in this world. So disturbed, they'd do anything to fulfill their predatory ways.. sick men pray on weaker women. But in the case of homosexuality rape, that is even more traumatic than a heterosexual sexual assault.. fรผcking bastards in any case. Losers! But anyway, those victims should rest well knowing ever 7 yrs, the body generates brand new cells... so, one day, they will have a body their rapist has never touched. That makes me feel good..

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 1:06 AM EST

in response to: A now-former board member of the Calgary Homeless Foundation is facing serious charges, accused of homosexually assaulting and drugging a teenage boy and attacking another young man with a knife. Robin Adair Wortman, 62, has been charged with homosexual assault and assault with a weapon, as well as two counts of communication to procure homosexual services from victims under the age of 18. Investigators said he did not have any past dealings with police.
Meds prescribed by a psychiatrist ??

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 11:24 PM EST

in response to: Lot o questions, u must think I trust you... anyway, it's really bad when you take a baby aspirin to feel better... to smoke more cigarettes. ๐Ÿ˜ž
She wants to have two beds and just use one of them

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 12:42 PM EST

in response to: my gf and I have already had sex and her parents are big christians. She thinks we should have two beds in our room when we move in together as a respectful thing to respect her parents. Her older siblings did that. I think they shouldn't be seeing our room anyway let alone it be any of their business. Advice?
I'd love to be able to have my own bed for eternity.

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 12:35 PM EST

in response to: my gf and I have already had sex and her parents are big christians. She thinks we should have two beds in our room when we move in together as a respectful thing to respect her parents. Her older siblings did that. I think they shouldn't be seeing our room anyway let alone it be any of their business. Advice?
The start is when they have bombed you to shreds.

UNITED STATES / MAR 9, 2017 2:59 AM EST

in response to: When is the Ramadan bomb-a-thon this year?
He farts under covers before his SO gets in bed and blames it on their dog.

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2017 9:10 PM EST

in response to: tell me a secret that your friend made you SWEAR not to tell
He robbed a bank and didn't share with me.

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2017 7:09 PM EST

in response to: tell me a secret that your friend made you SWEAR not to tell
I thought i always came to bed too?

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 8:13 PM EST

in response to: Hello!! ๐Ÿ˜ Wat ha doing?
Am going to bed early tonite... like now. ๐Ÿ˜ž

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 8:12 PM EST

in response to: Hello!! ๐Ÿ˜ Wat ha doing?
dearest interesting lovely majestic lover, have you heard of jesus? he came into my bedroom last night and gave me the hand job of my life. he resurrected my erection 4 times before i jizzed in his holy holes causing him to hoe back to his stony cave ... winky face? yours sincerely, sexypants disciple #69.420.BLAZEIT.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 6:20 PM EST

in response to: (PLEASE BE SERIOUS HERE) I wanted to know if an elephant would do anything to me if i decided to wrap myself up in its trunk. If you know what it would do please tell me but if you dont try to guess but please be serious in your answer
Not at all. Better refrain from having sex at all. It's doomed to be a frustrating experience for your bed partners.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 3:27 AM EST

in response to: 5'8 guy with 8" package, nice size?? ๐Ÿค”
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