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Did you wet the bed again?

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2017 6:19 PM EST

in response to: Is the realm of det (destructible, ephemeral &/or transient) things really only a dream that we wake up from when we experience the inevitable; you know, that natural occurrence that the media has so very often identified as being a penalty?
Wet her bed.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2017 4:58 PM EST

in response to: How can i stop my 5 year younger sister from teasing me for wetting the bed?
Did you wet the bed again?

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2017 9:44 AM EST

in response to: I'm the wetterman
yes, for bedtime

GERMANY / JUN 11, 2017 8:12 AM EST

in response to: Do you need diapers?
Sorry... 😞 I'll go to bed now..

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2017 9:38 PM EST

in response to: Mmmmkaaay! Bend over and touch yer toes!!
The pukey puke it too busy being weird and mean verbalizing made up scenarios.. lol, made up, fictional meet ups. Mostly wanting to get a reaction out of me. That's the only way I'd respond to it,"... sooo, lol. He is unable to communicate his Infatuation w me on an adult level.. It knows I'd never be in its bed.. There you have it!! πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ˜πŸ–•πŸΌ

UNITED STATES / JUN 8, 2017 11:13 PM EST

in response to: I pissed in some scrambled eggs and gave soh breakfast in bed
You friggen wish .. I'd never be in YOUR bed, lmfao!! 🀣

UNITED STATES / JUN 8, 2017 10:50 PM EST

in response to: I pissed in some scrambled eggs and gave soh breakfast in bed
Sure, you look better when you have your hair combed over your face.

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2017 7:55 PM EST

in response to: The nose.... KNOWS, ya know? πŸ˜πŸ–•πŸΌ
Oh, annd I made a pot of tea. Two tsp's of Harney snd Sons chocolate tea and one tsp of their English Breakfast. I brought the tea pot in my bedroom. ☺️ My whole room smells like chocolate. ☺️

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2017 7:34 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy.. what should i do about dinner?
My pussy is waiting for me in bed.

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2017 11:07 PM EST

in response to: My 🐢 is comfy cozy asleep 😴 on my bed...
I'm just being real still and quiet sitting in the arm chair looking at her sleeping, not wanting to move, a cause... the window fan (that sucks out all the cig smoke) is near the bed, and she hates/scared of the fan, so she'll only go on my bed if I'm on it first... buuut this time, she went on on her own.. got some pics. ☺️ She's being very brave tonight on her own, love it.

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2017 10:43 PM EST

in response to: My 🐢 is comfy cozy asleep 😴 on my bed...
It's 8:40. Are you going to bed soon?

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2017 10:39 PM EST

in response to: Dahlings are you going to bed soon? It's getting late.
so go to bed

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2017 10:33 PM EST

in response to: So tired.. 😣
Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well Grabbed a saggin' timber, gave out with a groan And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone, big John

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2017 8:45 PM EST

in response to: Female-on-male domestic abuse is nothing but hilarious. Do you agree?
Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell walked a giant of a man that the girls knew well, grabbed a sagging breast, she gave out a groan, and like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2017 8:01 PM EST

in response to: Female-on-male domestic abuse is nothing but hilarious. Do you agree?
Im always ready for bed.

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2017 11:19 PM EST

in response to: Am hungry.. 😩 I haven't eaten all day.. maybe I should just to to bed!
Am just gonna get ready for bed, I guess..

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2017 11:15 PM EST

in response to: Am hungry.. 😩 I haven't eaten all day.. maybe I should just to to bed!
WHEN did you rΓ₯pe soh and how was she in bed?

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 1:38 PM EST

in response to: Soh is my wife. She wears the pants and keeps me in my place...groveling at her feet.
But I thoroughly scrubbed last night!! 😩

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2017 4:42 PM EST

in response to: How many times do you have to be told to wash your bum?
"I told a three-year-old that being stabbed feels nice. She was curious to know more about it. So I stabbed her. Now she's dead. Her death was consensual."

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2017 11:15 AM EST

in response to: In the 1930s the Nazis started by banning homosexuals, then lesbians, then unmarried mothers, then married couples who perform oral sex, then married couples who do it doggy style. Where will it end? If you don't want to have sex with a pedophile then don't. But don't try to stop the many willing little girls who do want sex with pedophiles. When will people stop being afraid of sexuality?
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