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Putin is a self-absorbed doucebag.

/ JUL 30, 2015 6:29 PM EST

in response to: When is Putin going to be in charge? I do think he has good points.
Because you shat the bed dumbass!

UNITED KINGDOM / JUL 27, 2015 11:28 PM EST

in response to: Why the hell am I up so damn early?
Probably in the kitchen/dining or living room. You don't want it in any bedrooms cause that would be annoying in the morning with a bright light shining in your room. You wouldn't want it in the family room (or whatever room where you all spend time and watch tv) cause the glare would be on the tv.

/ JUL 26, 2015 3:00 PM EST

in response to: Where is the best place to install a sky light in a home?
In bed... ;-)

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2015 5:03 AM EST

in response to: Where is the best place to hang out?
He certainly has a disturbed mind.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2015 12:42 PM EST

in response to: 100 ♥♥ Steven Beerсock's Children's Hospital - the largest children's hospital in the world. I'm going to dress up as a surgeon. I'm going to perform operations on them. Sew little cocks and little clitorises into their little hands. So when I'm holding hands with them, I'm actually abusing the little bastards. ♥♥ ITALY/May 17, 2015 01:10 PM
I got a lil chocolate on my pillowcase! :( and this is why I never eat or smoke in bed...

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2015 12:29 PM EST

in response to: I need ice cream, and I want it now. I'm thinking another magnum bar! Yerp! :)
Aren't you going to bed soon?

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2015 11:06 PM EST

in response to: Is Europe finally getting what they deserve?
maybe I'll just go to bed early and then I can just fantasize about Jason.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2015 4:10 AM EST

in response to: I do declare that my fuqqing shaft.
Too hard. I make more than that rolling over in bed.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2015 10:21 AM EST

in response to: I'm gonna make $350+ today with a jackhammer. Goodbye, back padio
bibbede

UNITED KINGDOM / JUN 25, 2015 7:49 AM EST

in response to: Kwanu, kwana bo gestobun shovolia regut'ibi namahama shel bostegar yulch nekto sipika gario nelshivech geh sotro?
Bibbede babbede klop. Bibbede babbede klop. Klop klop klop. Bibbede babbede klop.

UNITED KINGDOM / JUN 25, 2015 6:37 AM EST

in response to: Bleep, bloop, hleep, beeep!
DAS BIBBEDE! DAS BABBEDE! DAS BIBBEDE BIBBEDE BABBEDE!

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 10:10 AM EST

in response to: Can I boink around for a lil? :)
DAS BIBBEDE! DAS BABBEDE! DAS BIBBEDE BIBBEDE BABBEDE!

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 10:09 AM EST

in response to: Ammmmm boiiinkkkkkinnng thhhhrooouggh!
DAS BIBBEDE! DAS BABBEDE! DAS BIBBEDE BIBBEDE BABBEDE!

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 10:09 AM EST

in response to: williee, wally, wallieee, wally, woooooooooo!!! :)
Das bibbede!

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 9:39 AM EST

in response to: Bibbede bobbede boo!
Bibbede!

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2015 7:22 PM EST

in response to: Das bibbede!
I've had aquariums in the past, and never got tired of owning a lil piece of nature. That's like having a lil bit of the wild in my bedroom! To create a nice tank is sooo much fun! How can I get bored?

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2015 8:15 PM EST

in response to: So, today, I went to Union Square. :) Off to Petco, I saw a lil tank and stand... really nice. Their freshwater fish selection was kinda chintzy though.... They do deliver. I may have them assemble the stand, cause I wouldn't know how to do that. 12 bucks for delivery, man, that's a steal! That's like a cab ride. Nice. :)
Little bastard must of finally went to bed. Idiot.

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2015 7:31 AM EST

in response to: Dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.
I should go to bed early too. :)

UNITED STATES / JUN 17, 2015 8:12 PM EST

in response to: Oh! Hello.... hello! How are you doing? *What* are you doing? :)
Ok and drinking as usual. Maybe i'll go to bed early.

/ JUN 17, 2015 8:10 PM EST

in response to: Oh! Hello.... hello! How are you doing? *What* are you doing? :)
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