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\/Like what they said, i have had sexual dreams involving family members which i disturbed me, if you weren't disturbed then that could be an issue but because you are then i wouldn't worry about it.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2016 6:56 AM EST

in response to: saw a dream in which I molested a child, I'd never ever think of doing such horrid thing. Idk how I had that dream but since then I'm disturbed. Is something wrong with me?
I am bed queen we toddetta

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2016 5:51 AM EST

in response to: I am sofa king we todd edd
I'm coming to bed with you.

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2016 9:16 PM EST

in response to: Just had the best hot chocolate from scratch. made it meself. Am going to bed now...
Its past your bedtime. You should be asleep.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2016 2:31 AM EST

in response to: When you've just stumbled across a new forum where "not everyone" is an idiot/freak/sicko, would you post serious questions about your relationship troubles and sexual disorders there? Or would you rather move on to a forum where hardly anyone is an idiot/freak/sicko?
So I get up from my bed, grab the loli, and grab a portal gun, and start portaling arround the room. Then I upgrade it to be a gravity-portal gun. Then I do a portal out of the place, causing it to blow up. Then as I leave, I'm riding the loli like a tricycle or some shi t, using her hair as a handle, and fly thru space, with the explosion chasing me, and dalek re-skinned borg cubes blowing up behind me.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2016 9:46 PM EST

in response to: Had any interesting or confusing dreams? I'd love to hear about them. I love dreams.
And the commercial showed people rubbing up on each other in a bed

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2016 4:38 AM EST

in response to: They just said intense orgasm on a ky commercial during a TLC show that parents watch with their kids
Let me entertain you again. You're self-absorbed, childish and not the sharpest tool in the shed.

NETHERLANDS / SEP 13, 2016 3:51 PM EST

in response to: Alllllright! Idk if I should study at home or go to the library... What would you do? Also, am using my Belkin portable keyboard case, and let me tell you... The keys on this lil sucker are so close together, ugh
I hop out of bed and put on my Haines undies and my designer Levis along with my Doc Martin shoes. Calvin Kline is the only shirt that fits my personality. I usually have caviar on toast for breakfast and head out to work in my Mercedes.

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2016 1:13 PM EST

in response to: Alllllright! Idk if I should study at home or go to the library... What would you do? Also, am using my Belkin portable keyboard case, and let me tell you... The keys on this lil sucker are so close together, ugh
The way OP can turn anything round into a child abuse post is indicative of a deeply disturbed mind

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2016 7:24 AM EST

in response to: Toronto doctor charged after sexy tween bitch, 10, sexually assaulted during treatment. Dr. Khaled Hasan, 33, of Mississauga, Ont., was arrested Thursday and charged with one count of sexual assault. Hope the preteen pussy was worth it, cunt. The mistake Dr. Hasan made was failing to ensure that the little bitch was sufficiently traumatized to keep her cake hole shut.
Someone is up past their bedtime.

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2016 9:41 PM EST

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Can I crawl into your bed too?

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2016 11:45 PM EST

in response to: Am crawling to bed, sooo tired.
When my friends and I decided to get high on vodka-jello shots in my room. It was the first time with alcohol for a few of us. Then one of us did the Harlem shake, lying down, to "The Dark Lord Funk" (Bruno Mars's Uptown Funk parody), slopping the vodka all over herself. I couldn't stop laughing (and she couldnt stop swearing) when she kicked the foot of the bed during her Harry-Potter-Bruno-Mars-Harlem Shake. :)

CHINA / AUG 30, 2016 6:31 AM EST

in response to: When was the last time you couldn't stop laughing? What was it about?
When my friends and I decided to get high on vodka-jello shots in my room. It was the first time with alcohol for a few of us. Then one of us did the Harlem shake, lying down, to "The Dark Lord Funk" (Bruno Mars's Uptown Funk parody), slopping the vodka all over herself. I couldn't stop laughing (and she couldnt stop swearing) when she kicked the foot of the bed during her Harry-Potter-Bruno-Mars-Harlem Shake. :)

CHINA / AUG 30, 2016 6:30 AM EST

in response to: When was the last time you couldn't stop laughing? What was it about?
This is Jess and my period blood got on someone's bed when we I was penetrating

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2016 10:27 PM EST

in response to: Hi Jess
I remember my brother had a knee-deep mess in his entire room for years (you had to walk on top of it to get to the bed or anywhere) and that was fine. When he got mice under his bed it was a great joke. But the moment any of my stuff got a little untidy I was punished because "YOURE MESSING UP THE LIVING ROOM"

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2016 4:42 PM EST

in response to: my sister tore my homework up but my parents say its ok, but when i tear something accidentally, its not ok
He's awesome. I wish he was on earlier... I like to be in bed early.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2016 9:24 PM EST

in response to: Im listening to jeff beck wired track 7 tbe..
Do you make your own jokes? This one is worthy of a truly disturbed person

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2016 10:52 AM EST

in response to: What's the best part about sexually abusing a sexy 6 year old girl in the shower? If you slick the little bitch's hair back, she looks like she's 4.
bia bedam

GERMANY / AUG 18, 2016 10:02 AM EST

in response to: kir mikham
Two South Carolina teenagers are charged with murder in the shooting death of a good Samaritan who helped them pull an SUV out of a ditch. North Charleston police spokesman Spencer Pryor tells local news outlets the victim stopped to help the teens pull the vehicle out of a ditch about 11 p.m. Monday and was robbed and shot after the vehicle was freed. The name of the victim, who died at the scene, was not immediately released.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2016 10:44 PM EST

in response to: 2 bootlip coon dindus kill guy that helped them out of ditch: a warning to all-do not stop to help dindus on the side of the road
The way you can twist any topic round to abusing children shows you have a truely disturbed mind

UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2016 12:52 PM EST

in response to: I was at a waterpark today with my son. Saw a woman in a full burka going down the waterslide. Most surreal thing I've ever seen. My son called her the waterslide ninja. The best thing is that she caught everyone's attention so I was able to sneakily sexually abuse a couple of sexy 8 year old girls in bikinis
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