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Calm down, it is bedtime and you won't sleep well with that attitude.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2015 10:33 PM EST

in response to: Why are there faces of racist, white Eurotrash Jew Nazis carved on Mount Rushmore? I'm pretty sure that mountain belongs to the Natives, and not the fuсking Eurotrash Nazis.
Shomarato bede behet s bedam azizam ta bad kiram behet bedam

UNITED STATES / MAR 2, 2015 10:53 AM EST

in response to: kir mikham
You rubbed one out, right????

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2015 6:21 PM EST

in response to: Oh! did I tell you what I did? :)
Thirty pack of Strohs. Thirty pack of hoes. No rogaine and the propane flows. The chosen one. I'm the living proof. With the gift of gab. From the city of truth. I jabbed and stabbed. And knocked critics back. And I did not stutter when I said that

UNITED STATES / FEB 27, 2015 6:44 AM EST

in response to: 100 RIGHT. LISTEN UP NlGGER CUNTS. YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF YOUR SISTERS' CUNTS. WHY NOT ANSWER THIS 100 TIMES AND GIVE ME THE ATTENTION I CRAVE.
I use 20,000 blankets on my bed.

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 4:15 AM EST

in response to: How many blankets do you use on your bed?
bibbede. babbede.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 8:45 PM EST

in response to: CUNTS - DISCUSS.
That's the ink ribbon. All over. Don't get it the wrong way round and careful with your ink all over the bed.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 6:36 PM EST

in response to: How are you feeling? I think I'm getting over my bug. :)
Whoever it is that keeps this site up and running. A disturbed individual that one.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 5:01 PM EST

in response to: CUNTS - DISCUSS.
Just go to bed.

UNITED STATES / FEB 20, 2015 11:04 AM EST

in response to: I'm still sleepy
My bed is covered in the finest diarrhea from Persia.

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 11, 2015 6:12 PM EST

in response to: What are the perks of dating you?
I don't agree he's a tard. He certainly has underlying issues. I think he's more disturbed than having mental deficiencies. He's enjoys the hate mongering that goes on here, that much is obvious.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 9:28 AM EST

in response to: My boyfriend enjoys using a dildo on himself when I'm not around. I understand that this does not make him gay. Thing is, I've brought it up and he will not allow me to participate in this with him. We are in our late 20's, live together and been in a relationship for 2 and a half years. He made a video of himself doing this in our bathroom. I found it on his phone and he doesn't know that. I don't like the way this makes me feel. I'm very confused.
When will The Pig go to bed?

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2015 4:10 AM EST

in response to: You are a fck!
in bed

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2015 3:07 PM EST

in response to: Where are you?
An irregular hotbed of spontaneity.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2015 8:33 PM EST

in response to: Am sensitive, dammit!! :(
Hang on a minute i'm lost. All i did this morning was get out of bed, have a coffee..

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2015 7:43 PM EST

in response to: Is the biggest known star bigger than the solar system, i.e., its circumference larger than the orbital circumference of the outermost planet Eris?
BIBBEDE! BABBEDE!

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 4, 2015 3:24 PM EST

in response to: Slabgob of a Sod.
I think everyone has gone to bed!

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2015 12:10 PM EST

in response to: Why do the doors keep closing?
I did for just over 6 months. Then I drank on christmas and 4 more days after that. Then I got back on the sober train for the last few weeks. Then found a beer under my bed I forgot about so I ended up drinking that. Then since I did ok with the one beer I thought I'd have just a little more a different day. And that's where I'm at.

/ JAN 28, 2015 11:38 PM EST

in response to: Anyone drinking tonight?
Enough to bed your mother

UNITED STATES / JAN 26, 2015 9:01 AM EST

in response to: How much money can you make off of selling a painting that is nothing more than a small green dot, but has a long-winded backstory of how it symbolizes "post-9/11 America's imagined nostalgia over a pre-Islamic Middle East"?
I didn't have one for the longest, either. Not in my bedroom, at least. :) Now I have a nice Samsung mounted on my wall! The size is perfect for the bedroom, and I really like it. :) I have a DVD player I bought 6 yrs. ago in the spare bedroom, I'll hook it up eventually and watch Brokeback Mountain, my girly flicks, and other things! Yay!

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2015 10:07 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, news... I have a tv now. :) I haven't watched tv in over 6 yrs. So far, I've only watched cable news. :) I'll venture out eventually to other things. I'm really not into the trashy reality stuff. I want to see educational stuff!! Like, the National Geographic Channel, and the History Channel, and oh, I love channel 13. What do you watch? What should keep an out out for? I don't mind commercials either. :) What's good? Thanks!
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