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Just go to bed.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2014 7:40 AM EST

in response to: I'm so sleepy right now.
think it won't happen? it's already begun. Jada Pinkett-Smith has spoken out for the first time about the photograph of her 13-year-old daughter Willow Smith in bed with the teenager's friend, Moises Arias, 20. Speaking in a video on TMZ, she said: 'Here's the deal. There was nothing sexual about that picture of that situation. You guys are projecting your trash onto it and your acting like covert paedophiles and that's not cool.'

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2014 12:43 PM EST

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Maar ik beheers het Nederlands toch wel verdomd goed voor iemand die een proxy gebruikt, vind je niet? Ik denk dat er niet veel niet-Nederlanders zijn die achteloos zinnen als deze kunnen produceren. Bedriegers zullen het bij korte zinnen houden, die ze waarschijnlijk uit een automatische vertaler hebben getrokken. De zinnen in dit stukje tekst zullen daarentegen van z'n lang-zal-ze-leven niet door een machine uitgebraakt kunnen worden.

NETHERLANDS / OCT 16, 2014 6:03 PM EST

in response to: Would you say "man up" to a woman? If you don't, what would you say?
Yes and I have along with a friend that I worked with. An old and abandoned State Hospital building. We climbed through a window that apparently had been accessed many times before. She brought her camera to capture photos. We didn't 'see' any ghosts although the place was very creepy and a good adventure.

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2014 9:38 AM EST

in response to: Would you spend the night in an old uninhabited building that was known to have ghosts?
no. my siblings each got their own bedroom and I slept on the couch/sometimes under the table in the living room, and kept my clothes in the corner of the living room.

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2014 1:55 AM EST

in response to: As a child, did you have to share a bedroom with your siblings?
Good night! Gonna go to bed. Pia's sister went out for dinner with 'her'.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2014 12:50 PM EST

in response to: well a ...whoop de doo... Did you miss me to react to react to react to you if you expect me whilst I break up with my Loreena Friendship is Magic 2002 tour poster! Gah! One of the posts on the front page are simply DiSgusTinG!! She knows I just found out Pia adopted some kids from Niger! What should I break up yer act!
Bedtime for cunts

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2014 11:52 PM EST

in response to: soh is a сunt we aII know that
I woke up this morning in my own bed and not in a hospital ER. I believe I will set the same goal for tomorrow.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2014 9:50 AM EST

in response to: What's the latest goal you've achieved?
You love the comforter more than the dog or else she would get to sleep on the bed.

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2014 9:50 PM EST

in response to: I'm freezing! It's time to bring out the blankets... yay! The BIG dogs!
Love it so much, the dog is NOT allowed on the bed!

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2014 9:45 PM EST

in response to: I'm freezing! It's time to bring out the blankets... yay! The BIG dogs!
You know who does that? ...Deeply disturbed, psychotic and paranoid people.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2014 6:57 PM EST

in response to: I hate that yer always so mean to me... :( I don't do anything to you.
It actually feels a lot better than regular beds.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2014 12:21 PM EST

in response to: How often do you have to sleep on the sofa?
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UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2014 11:53 AM EST

in response to: It has nothing to Europe if you like white- trash that you're an asshole. You don't make jokes about the murder of gays into the murder of his men in the mirror. If Hitler had the murder of his men in bed together, including the fact that most people I am not only show yourself as tasteless as tasteless as angry and everything to eleven I am not only show yourself as a dumb fuсking сunt, but you are truly a disgrace.
Two questions regarding your answer: 1) Isn't the floor on a foundation of some sort which is then on planet earth? And 2) Are you naked on that bed?

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2014 4:25 PM EST

in response to: Are you on?
i am on a bed, that is on a floor, that is on planet earth.

SOUTH AFRICA / SEP 26, 2014 4:22 PM EST

in response to: Are you on?
:) not going to bed. Not for awhile yet. Just got a boatload of paperwork to do.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2014 9:11 PM EST

in response to: How are things tonight? :)
Hey, old man! It's too early to go to bed!! Lol, just kidding. Have a great night... :) xoxo.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2014 9:05 PM EST

in response to: How are things tonight? :)
You secretly listen to freebird every night before you take off your mullet wig and go to bed.

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2014 2:17 PM EST

in response to: FREEBlRD!!
*BED

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2014 11:23 PM EST

in response to: should I go to be or get wasted?
Beans (bedroom: beanbag).

NETHERLANDS / SEP 12, 2014 6:08 PM EST

in response to: Name a fruit or vegtable that you use both in the kitchen and the bedroom
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