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l got a buddy named beercock, his cöck looks good though, nice and firm.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 3:06 PM EST

in response to: Beercôck can't be a real name. It's sounds like a made-up name that's intended to make fun of the guy who has it. It must be a funny spelling of Bierkoch (which sounds more Saxon than Anglo but still) or something like that. Please tell me no one actually has a name like that.
Too much beer and còck

CANADA / JAN 14, 2017 6:32 PM EST

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Steven Beerсock

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 6:01 PM EST

in response to: Who is mr. Happy?
Beer farts are the best.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2017 3:26 PM EST

in response to: my wife just blasted me with farts, I love that bitch
But have you seen Daviden beercoçk'is stuff?

CANADA / JAN 11, 2017 8:53 PM EST

in response to: I'm the doctor who removed Steven Beerсock's penís
Have you seen all of the Youtube videos posted by Sergio Beercock?

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2017 2:52 PM EST

in response to: I'm the doctor who removed Steven Beerсock's penís
Steve Beerc ock, please Stfu.

CANADA / JAN 8, 2017 8:36 PM EST

in response to: Their gunner get respect weather you like it or not. Its there write. ITALY/Jan 08, 2017 01:50 AM
Steve Beerc ock, please Stfu.

CANADA / JAN 8, 2017 8:36 PM EST

in response to: Their gunner get respect weather you like it or not. Its there write. ITALY/Jan 08, 2017 01:50 AM
I spend money only on necessities, strippers and beer.

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2016 7:11 PM EST

in response to: 💸 Where did your money go? 💸
It's called beer poop.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2016 8:18 PM EST

in response to: toilet water brown
Who drinks beer? That is sooooooo common.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2016 9:45 AM EST

in response to: What's the best and worst beer you've tried? Personally my worst was Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale - just the worst. The best has always been Dog Fish Head 90 min, but the seasonals the put are pretty rad as well.
I never agree with Beercoćk aka Italy

CANADA / DEC 7, 2016 4:24 PM EST

in response to: (One of the few times I agreed with Italy.).....Well, if Obama could get the Nobel just for being black...
bud is puke beer

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2016 11:14 AM EST

in response to: How many budweisers does it take to make it socially acceptable to kiss your mildly attractive aunt?
beer, try it as it tastes great

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2016 9:55 PM EST

in response to: What did you rub your turky with?
Reckon two beers and I'm good to go

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2016 1:30 PM EST

in response to: How drunk would you have to be to sleep with your opposite gender alternate from a parallel universe?
Reckon two beers and I'm good to go

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2016 1:30 PM EST

in response to: How drunk would you have to be to sleep with your opposite gender alternate from a parallel universe?
Reckon two beers and I'm good to go

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2016 1:30 PM EST

in response to: How drunk would you have to be to sleep with your opposite gender alternate from a parallel universe?
Screw you, Beercòck, and your mum's rotting corpse.

CANADA / NOV 12, 2016 7:21 PM EST

in response to: "Four people were killed and 17 others were injured in a deadly Taliban suicide bomb attack inside Bagram Airfield, the large U.S. military base in Afghanistan." Thank you, Barack. You have affirmed the reason why I voted for Trump.
It'll be hilarious to see that cuck John Oliver crying into his beer.

UNITED STATES / NOV 8, 2016 1:21 AM EST

in response to: Is next week's edition of "Last Week Tonight" going to be worth watching if Trump wins tonight?
My wand can't drink beer. Bummer.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2016 11:34 AM EST

in response to: if you wand to drink beer and drive boil it
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