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The real thing is always better.

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2017 8:37 AM EST

in response to: Should I visit a prostitute or a cam girl tonight?
I didn't have any.. 😘 I had blueberries, Bella and I had blueberries for dinner... Along w her regular dinner (dog food) earlier, of course, she had fruit w mamma just now... I'll have some of the soupy stuff tomorrow. It's always better the next day anyway, but thank you for telling me that. ☺️

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2017 11:47 PM EST

in response to: The stew will take a couple hrs to cook.. Reckon it'll be ready around 11:00
The real thing everyday is a lot better than your hand.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 4:08 PM EST

in response to: Are long distance relationships worth it?
Here's a suggestion. Go to the kitchen and get a knife. Once you get that knife, take it to your wife and tell her it's the only way she'll be happy and she'll be in a better place. Then take out the peanut butter, jelly, and bread and tell her to eat with you all the while you had slipped a pill that will get her excited. Then just have sex with her. You'll thank me later.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 2:51 PM EST

in response to: The dumbass Russian bitch I hired as a personal assistant for my 600lb wife last week just gave her notice. She wants to be a pole dancer because there is more money in it. I said good luck because you're uglier than a mud fence. Back to square one. Any suggestions?
The world will be much better of when you are deported to Uranus.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 6:13 AM EST

in response to: Trump needs to become leader of the west and DEPORT ALL MUSLIMS
Here's the best option. Leave him alone and stop acting like you are needy of him. Guys hate that to be honest. It's probably turning him away. You're really only hurting yourself. I'm sorry but it's the truth. Guys like the chase when they're the ones chasing. When a girl is doing the chasing, most guys don't like that. There are the few out there who like it but a majority don't. Find yourself someone better who's actually willing to treat you with respect.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 1:43 AM EST

in response to: So I have this friend I really like. He hasn't tried to contact me for over a month, and he never answers when I call. I miss him, and I want to be able to talk to him again. I have no idea what is going on, I just need advice on what to do.
Lobster rolls are better

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2017 1:28 PM EST

in response to: Gender roles? Seriously​?
Just by banning you things will be better in Michigan.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2017 3:33 AM EST

in response to: Currently, Michigan sucks at the moment. We are the laughingstock of the country. Should we return all the "undesirables" (you know what I mean) back to Chief Mamasaymamasamamakusa's village in Africa?
Not at all, the more you talk about cake, the better a person you become

FRANCE / JUL 14, 2017 6:40 PM EST

in response to: Is talking about cake a lot really a bad thing? ;)
You know what else the poor do? They lack intelligence and ambition to be better in their lives. They also murder a person for a dollar. They are savages.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 2:13 PM EST

in response to: The poor use less preventive health care, fail to adhere to drug regimens, are tardier and less likely to keep appointments, are less productive workers, less attentive parents, and worse managers of their finances.
That's called paranoia. Tell you daddy to get you a better shrink.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 1:16 AM EST

in response to: I went to sears and all I see is L and 2XL shirts. WTF? I know most people don't wear XL. They're either little and fat or big and fat. You stalkers ruined my shopping experience! DIE!
"It is better to return a borrowed pot with a little something you last cooked in it" - Native American Proverb.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 7:21 PM EST

in response to: Etiquette question: my step daughter borrowed 3 dishes to take food home one night after dinner. Returned them 10 days later, dirty. Not even rinsed of food particles from the lwftovers. Husband says I am being petty I say I am being disrespected. Who's right?
It sounds better than umheffer

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 2:22 PM EST

in response to: Why is Soh called Soh?
me me me...better learn better language before going back to school.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 5:28 PM EST

in response to: Hai! How're me guys doing this afternoon? ☺️
I find one needs sum1 to appeal to the better self in us which every1 has.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 5:06 PM EST

in response to: Can extraordinary things happen if you just believe in yourself?
Better than you anytime.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 4:20 PM EST

in response to: Hai! How're me guys doing this afternoon? ☺️
Wow, that's racist. But then again, these idiots replying with equally horrible comments aren't any better.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 4:00 AM EST

in response to: America isn't your country. It belongs to the many native American tribes that you stole from and lied to. How about going back to Europe where you white devils belong?
That's it? she's weak. I'd divorce her if I were you. 11 9" pies in 12 minutes? Kobayashi would do better than that. Tell her to get at his level.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 3:53 AM EST

in response to: My wife won a pie eating contest at the local church carnival yesterday. She ate 11, 9" cherry pies in 12 mins. The closest competitor ate 8 pies. I'm super proud of her but hasn't felt all that good since and she has a no appetite. I want to make her feel better so does anyone have a good remedy for an upset stomach? Serious answers, please.
@ 3:42 are you serious right now? are you legitimately serious that you have to be rude? You couldn't just be a better person and not answer to begin with?

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 3:46 AM EST

in response to: Sometimes I collect up the cat poop that my neighbor throws into my yard and eat it
Tums, Rolaides, Pepto bismol or better yet, gastric bypass for the gluttonous fat slob.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2017 11:48 PM EST

in response to: My wife won a pie eating contest at the local church carnival yesterday. She ate 11, 9" cherry pies in 12 mins. The closest competitor ate 8 pies. I'm super proud of her but hasn't felt all that good since and she has a no appetite. I want to make her feel better so does anyone have a good remedy for an upset stomach? Serious answers, please.
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