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He's a big sexy man and he gives me yummy cummies in my tummy.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2016 7:17 PM EST

in response to: ..Who's your daddy and what does he do1!?
Your mother, has, a big, rucksack.

CANADA / SEP 22, 2016 10:31 PM EST

in response to: i am 5 and my brother is 60 should i respect him by calling him brother
Canadians are the biggest liars. I'm from New Guinea BTW.

CANADA / SEP 22, 2016 10:28 PM EST

in response to: Why does it say I'm in Canada? I'm not!
Because your mouth is so big it looks like a toilet seat?

CANADA / SEP 22, 2016 10:16 PM EST

in response to: Why do family members and peers think it's funny to fart on my face?
How big are your hooters?

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2016 10:11 PM EST

in response to: and well the second guy (a) well he and I have had a thing for a couple years now but we have always been in a relationship with other people so we never acted upon it and we have class together and he always says that I'm really pretty and grabs my hand or puts his arm around me and flirts with me low-key, he always says that one day he's gonna marry me but he has a GF and I really don't want to be a homewrecker and break up a relationship. but idek what to do...
I prefer Nine Elevel Pilots, bigger boom in their music.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2016 6:11 PM EST

in response to: What is your favorite Twenty ├śne Pilots song?
I can't! OMG! By the way, how big are your hooters? Would you like to learn to swallow?

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2016 4:30 PM EST

in response to: I'm 18! Can you imagine?!
Big whale

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2016 9:26 AM EST

in response to: let's write a story using two words at a time I'll start. Once their
I bought some pills to make mine bigger. Hopefully I'll be able to fill a b-cup.

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2016 8:42 PM EST

in response to: Public Service Announcement from The King Of Misanthropes: To those of you who get offended easily by dark, racist, or sexual jokes, F*CK YOU!!! These jokes are exactly what they're called:JOKES!!! They're not serious! No one's gonna put a baby in a blender or run over a black man! Back in my day, we called people like you PUSSIES! Oh, were you offended by that?! PUH-PUH-PUH-PUSSY!!!!!!! Grow a Goddamn pair!
Depends. How big are her hooters an does she swallow?

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2016 8:17 AM EST

in response to: Two hearts will be as one. Or will they?
If you're a p star, no. If it's one of your biggest insecurities, no. But, I'm sure you'll be able to find someone who loves you for you.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2016 9:52 PM EST

in response to: Is having a labiaplasty crazy/a waste of money?
So here's the ultimate conspiracy theory for you. Heard this one about a month ago. If Hillary assumes room temperature after the election but before the inauguration, there is some ambiguity with the Speaker of the House so the next president would be none other than The Lord High King Chairman Maobama hisself who would not be allowed to leave office. How do you like them apples, eh?

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2016 5:53 PM EST

in response to: So if Hillary dies who jumps in for the democrats? Bernie left the party last month, no one knew who Tim Kaine was a month ago and Martin O'Malley is currently touring Starbucks playing guitar for rent money.
Makes your ass look big.

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2016 8:12 AM EST

in response to: Does my hair look alright?
JC tradition forces me to ask- when dressed as a girl, how big are your hooters? Do you swallow?

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2016 6:35 PM EST

in response to: I'm a sterile male; and my wife likes to dress me up and joke that I'm a girl occasionally (we both enjoy it). Should I go the next step and have my testicles removed, since they're only there for looks (and in my wife's panties, they don't look too great)
Totally. By the way, how big are your hooters? Do you swallow?

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2016 2:55 PM EST

in response to: I just recently got sober, and I don't like my husband anymore(he's sober) is that normal?
no i'm actually not. I'm anti-depressants and anti-anxiety meds..I only "happy" due to big pharma

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2016 2:26 PM EST

in response to: You're probably not that happy, are you?
Which one has the biggest hooters? Which one swallows?

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2016 12:27 PM EST

in response to: Who's your favorite out of Applejack, Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie?
Question was asked 11 years ago. Wonder how big they are now?

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2016 1:30 PM EST

in response to: Will my boobies stop growing? I'm already a 36C and I'm 15.
Depends. How big are your hooters? Do you swallow?

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2016 9:58 AM EST

in response to: If someone was catfishing me would they actually want to meet in person? If so why?
You can never trust kids to keep their big mouths shut.

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2016 11:46 AM EST

in response to: My kid sister has told my parents that I've been sexually abusing her during her bath time. I'm really mad at her because at the time she never complained and just laughed and giggled. Is it believable if I just say that "the dirty little bitch just needed a thorough cleanup"?
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