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UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2015 5:00 PM EST

in response to: what size is my eyeball
BIG BOUNCING BUTTOCKS

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 28, 2015 11:07 AM EST

in response to: 14 Good morning there, resident idiot.
You are your own biggest problem.

UNITED STATES / MAR 27, 2015 4:17 PM EST

in response to: I have a prob. Can you help me?
I was reading it until my big fat wife ate it.

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2015 3:40 PM EST

in response to: Pregnantius Immobilus Combi Bus was the writings of an unknown author in the sixteenth century A.D.(circa 1503) by a thin man and his dream of bringing to life the fattest women in his city. It was the city of Byzantium, but was banned by the Turkish. Have any of you managed to find a copy? A large sum of cash ;o
I think you should just get big, fat and pregnant; keep the car and make him pay for everything.

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2015 12:28 PM EST

in response to: I'm considering leaving my boyfriend but my car is a lease where I co-signed and he is considered the main signer. I pay for the car and he pays the insurance. I'd like to take full responsibility for the car but was told I can't take any action til 9 months from now and even then I'd be performing a trade in. I don't want to wait that long... what do you think is the best course of action? Should I just give him full custody but keep paying?
Damn if I was as cute and wonderful as you think you are I'd be the biggest star in Hollywood.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2015 2:25 PM EST

in response to: Bounjourno there, resident idiot! :) Yerp!
Well, you see, it's like this... either Satan is God's very own glove puppet, or God is a very good cosmic ventriloquist. But then I've heard that pair are alternating Russian dolls one inside the other. Who's the big one on the outside, that's what I want to know!

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 23, 2015 2:11 PM EST

in response to: Do you view Downs Syndrome babies as the proof that God has a sense of humour, or disgusting mockeries of the human form... surely satan's hand at work?
i have big pen.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2015 2:33 PM EST

in response to: big hen
big ben

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2015 2:15 PM EST

in response to: big hen
I'VE JUST DONE A BIG POO OUT OF THE WINDOW

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2015 12:00 PM EST

in response to: 09 Good morning there, resident idiot.
Mr. Big Stuff

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2015 5:05 PM EST

in response to: Tell me, well who do you think you are?
Jobby slid down yer trousers. It was a big jobby.

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 15, 2015 6:33 PM EST

in response to: Did you hear about the earthquake that happened in Virginia recently?
soh is a big dick

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2015 10:23 PM EST

in response to: Soh has a big dick
big one

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2015 6:03 PM EST

in response to: Is Obama a ℕℹℊℊⅇℝ?
He into big fat hairy guys you fat hairy pig. Dumbass.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2015 6:09 PM EST

in response to: My gay neighbor told me he wants to have sex with me. He said that he is really into bears. What the hell does that mean? I told him to go to the zoo.
BIG BOUNCING BUTTOCKS

FRANCE / MAR 11, 2015 4:41 PM EST

in response to: 9/11 ✈ ▋THEY GAVE AMERICA TO THE FAGS. NOW THEY'RE COMMING BACK IN BODY BAGS ▋ ITALY/Mar 09, 2015 03:11 AM
A proper bariatric lift for my big fat wife.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2015 2:46 PM EST

in response to: What would make your life truly better?
how big are your hooters and do you swallow?

UNITED STATES / MAR 9, 2015 9:17 PM EST

in response to: I'm single straight female, and seriously I'd rather hang out with the guys here(even if they were gay/ straight / married /or single) than a certain someone here.
The one posting personal details about him is by far the biggest asshole.

NETHERLANDS / MAR 7, 2015 6:23 PM EST

in response to: If you type "Steven Beercock" Guardian into Google you can see the obnoxious and stupid comments he was been posting in response to journalists. It's just like the junk he posts on GP
Send me a PM... I need to speak with you, it's kind of a big deal.

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2015 11:32 PM EST

in response to: The most beautiful woman in the world. Kills people. Stores the bodies in formaldehyde, cracks the skull with an anvil, eats the brain then licks out the inside of the skull. Would you like to get to know her?
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