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UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2017 3:39 PM EST

in response to: I think it is nervous diarrhea
parents had sex, after panda express, got a fortune, it said "a big surprise is in your future." nine months later, (snickers) there was me!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2017 10:45 AM EST

in response to: Post sex stories here
Now now come on. Why can't we all agree to disagree? Why can't we have a normal conversation about our president? So he won big deal. When Obama won, we weren't fighting like children. Republicans were the mature ones. I say we just need to understand we don't have the same views. So what if the military supports Trump but that transgendered person doesn't? Lets all just stop the bickering and realize that he is our president and remember that he's better than Obama.

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2017 2:10 PM EST

in response to: If you don't know Guam is ours, you would probably assume it's just some small independent country. Right?
Only an even bigger fool would think that every Republican is a stupid, ignorant KKK member.

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2017 9:17 PM EST

in response to: If you don't know Guam is ours, you would probably assume it's just some small independent country. Right?
Hey stupid Trumper, the 9-11 attacks occurred on your boy George Bush's watch. Biggest terrorist attack since Pearl Harbor

CANADA / AUG 11, 2017 11:36 AM EST

in response to: Why is that traitor Trump Always appeasing the murderous dictator Putin?
It's big time, pig time in merica

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2017 1:59 PM EST

in response to: I'm in Disney World right now and there are so many monstrously obese slobs on scooters, eating and burping and farting that it's shocking. Is this want Americans have been reduced too...a nation of fat, lazy, disgusting, hogs?
Take the pic and help her out. When you've been a big fatso all your life these things like this are important, I guess.

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2017 11:40 PM EST

in response to: My 600lb wife told me this morning that she has never in her life seen her Hoo-Ha. She has no idea what it looks like. She wants me to take a pic and show it to her. Question is should I just let her use a selfie stick or should I just shoot the pic myself?
I really like big assed women...I think it's like my favorite thing.

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2017 11:05 AM EST

in response to: I think we should all chip in and pay Michelle Obama to crush our little TDS afflicted homo with her giant black ass. I'll kick it off by passing the hat. Anyone want to contribute?
I would fuсk that big Black ass.

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2017 11:03 AM EST

in response to: I think we should all chip in and pay Michelle Obama to crush our little TDS afflicted homo with her giant black ass. I'll kick it off by passing the hat. Anyone want to contribute?
Black chicks tend to have much bigger feet. Bigger butts too so I'm going to say a black woman.

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2017 2:05 PM EST

in response to: Who would crush more people as a giant. A white woman or a Black woman?
Watched TV, had sex with my big fat wife, went to sleep...life is good.

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2017 11:36 AM EST

in response to: Wat did you do last night? ...😁
Yes, a big fat sperm was hiding behind one of his molars swimming around just waiting for him to perform oral on you. Start picking out names.

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2017 7:38 PM EST

in response to: I was preforming oral s*x on my boyfriend, he then proceeded to ejaculat* sp*rm into my mouth, Since I was too afraid to swallow, he said he'd swallow it for me, so he did. The next day, He preformed 0ral on me (his mouth, my v*gina), Is there any possibility that I can become pregnant?
Make something different and interesting. The root of a failing relationship is a lack of excitement. Surprise her with a home-cooked meal as a date night when she gets home. Don't know how to cook? Make it a bigger surprise by learning. Little things like that can make a normal day into an eventful evening and save a failing relationship.

/ AUG 5, 2017 1:15 AM EST

in response to: I’ve recently moved in with my girlfriend of 3 years for roughly about a month now and she’s starting to push me away. I always tell her I love her and I really don’t want to lose her and I always try to talk to her about us but she doesn’t seem to be in it as much as I am, She says she still loves me but I’m just not feeling it since I moved in. Any advice on how to rekindle? Our relationship is and always has been good I just don’t know what’s going on atm help me :)
Depends. How big are your hooters and do you swallow?

UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2017 10:05 AM EST

in response to: I'm 17 and my friends school (in a different state) offers classes I want to take. I asked my mom if I could move down to my friends state for my senior year and she said yes. my friends parents also agreed to letting me live with them. will they get legal guardianship of me? will I run into any problems with the law? can they legally enroll me in school?
Normal. Big girls rock.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2017 10:41 PM EST

in response to: Is it normal to be attracted to big girls? I really like it when they are white/pale and quite fat, especially if they have a very huge round butt. I would like to thrust there deeply from behind (i am skinny/fit btw)
Now I know liberals are stubborn and ill informed but this is huge. I hope I didn't set off that alarm of yours cause I meant this as in the topic. You made the first step though. Admitting you're a liberal. That's very big. Just look at the others around you and ask yourself "why do I hate Trump so much?" when you begin to excuse your intelligence by bashing others, I want you to say "I don't wanna be gay" then from there, start actually having legitimate facts not Liberal facts.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2017 8:09 PM EST

in response to: How can I stop being gay?
Common knowledge among bigots, idiots and illiterates. Sure.

NETHERLANDS / AUG 4, 2017 4:40 PM EST

in response to: Does being a liberal basically mean trying to get rights for gays and pedos because liberals themselves are a bunch of gays and pedos?
Do yourself s big favor and hire the PT instructor. Maybe she will help get Miss Cheeseburger and fries off her piggy, oink, oink ass and lose some blubber.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2017 12:11 PM EST

in response to: I think I narrowed it down to two applicants for a personal assistant for my 600lb wife. One is a young woman with experience in bariatric care the other is a older woman who was a physical therapist. The younger seems the better fit plus she is not fatophobic. The PT instructor seems to have some prejudice against fat people. Should I bring both back for a second interview or just hire the younger of the two?
Just hire the younger one. She can help you enabled your fat sow to grow even bigger.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2017 11:53 AM EST

in response to: I think I narrowed it down to two applicants for a personal assistant for my 600lb wife. One is a young woman with experience in bariatric care the other is a older woman who was a physical therapist. The younger seems the better fit plus she is not fatophobic. The PT instructor seems to have some prejudice against fat people. Should I bring both back for a second interview or just hire the younger of the two?
I can't stand a man with a big belly.. 😝

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2017 7:57 PM EST

in response to: WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE FAT RETARDS? They're not just a LITTLE chubby, or a big gut like me, they're FREAKIN' MASSIVE. Like ONE SEAT FOR EACH ASS CHEEK massive.
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