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Yes I was to know more. Especially when the landwhale has a coronary so big it kills you both.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2017 4:35 PM EST

in response to: As I predicted, the ultrasound was a bust. The doctor said my wife is just a little too plump at this stage to get a proper image, as she gently patted my wife's more than ample belly, sending little quivers and ripples from her fupa to her breasts. We will try again in 2 weeks. So we still don't have a confirmed due date but it should be arou d 5/11/18. I will keep you posted.
It's a big word he likes to throw around.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2017 10:50 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump is an asshole who surrounds himself with generals in an attempt to mask the shame of draft-dodging cowardice and is deep down, a scared, insecure, affection-starved, emotionally-bankrupt little man. And now he's just plain crazy.
I watched my neighbors screwing in the community pool after hours. And no they didn't know. She's as big fat white chick and he's a little skinny black guy. It looked like a burnt match trying to fu ck the Michelin man.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2017 9:48 PM EST

in response to: have you ever watched someone have sex? DId they know you were watching?
*i never made it about me. I fixed my mistake. Don't go all liberal on it and hold onto that for your life. It's called an honest mistake. People make those. Just like when we had Obama in office. Very big mistake. Nonetheless, Trump will have to fix his mess up.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2017 7:56 PM EST

in response to: What would you say to him / her right now, if u could
Tell her you are one, it'll help her see it's not a big deal (assuming you are really her best friend)

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2017 7:35 PM EST

in response to: my best friend for years, doesnt like a girl in my school because she might be a lesbian. But what she doesnt know is that her best friend, me, is also one. Any advice, please answer
Feed the big fat blob until she explodes.

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2017 3:38 PM EST

in response to: My pregnant wife's appetite is increasing by leaps and bounds. This is not going to be good. She is already morbidly obese and can barely get around....What can I do to politely and delicately stop her from eating too much?
She powders her face big time to look white

CANADA / OCT 11, 2017 10:55 PM EST

in response to: Who is the childish one that uses the stupid emojis?
Thank u so much, whoever u are, u helped me out big time, ur a good person⬇⬇

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2017 4:13 PM EST

in response to: I like a girl in school. We are childhood friends. I sent her a text, half asleep, I said I forgot to get dressed before going to bed, she said awh now u have to go get dressed I said id rather u dress me. She just laughed. How do I face her? What do I say? Is there any excuses I can use? Someone please help, dont waste ur time if ur not gonn answer please
Bing and Google are created by big companies. Whether I said one, would imply the other is similar. Clearly all you do is find statements that agree with you. You stick to one side. You're the one who is denying the truth.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 12:00 PM EST

in response to: It seems to me that the dumbest people here happen to be art-right, Trump supporting, Windows using, racist KKK hicks who haven’t left their trailer park in years. Is this the type of “intelligence” that is ruining America?
Pathological liar, a hypocrite, a bigot, a bully, arrogant, exploitive, manipulative, entitled, self righteous, haughty, egotistical, condescending, patronizing, relentless, ruthless, callous, evil, vindictive, attention-seeking, superficial, venomous and obnoxious. How's that for starters?

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 10:47 PM EST

in response to: I am the smartest person here. Unfortunately that's like saying I'm the best smelling turd in the bowl.
I looked up pathological liar, hypocrite, bigot, bully, arrogant, exploitive, manipulative, entitled, self righteous, haughty, egotistical, condescending, patronizing, relentless, ruthless, callous, evil, vindictive, attention-seeking, superficial, venomous and obnoxious and I found many pictures of Donald Trump.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 10:42 PM EST

in response to: It seems to me that the dumbest people here happen to be art-right, Trump supporting, Windows using, racist KKK hicks who haven’t left their trailer park in years. Is this the type of “intelligence” that is ruining America?
I think you got him with the brother thing now he's gonna tell his mom and you're gonna be in big trouble... 😓

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 8:49 PM EST

in response to: It seems to me that the dumbest people here happen to be art-right, Trump supporting, Windows using, racist KKK hicks who haven’t left their trailer park in years. Is this the type of “intelligence” that is ruining America?
Yes, you should should be worried but it has nothing to do with your fukin foot or big toe.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 12:07 PM EST

in response to: I have a really bad and painful foot cramp and I can only move my big toe, should I be worried?
(continued) If that's what you call the American Dream, then I'm truly sorry for people like you. Wanting big government to take over and pay the lazy to live in decent homes making the working class work harder to keep the lazy alive by taxing the middle class and the rich more thinking that's even right. Call it Robin Hood really. Robbing the rich to give to the poor was the old way. Now it's robbing the rich to give to the lazy and the murderer. Guess what? Hillary lost. Stop crying already.

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2017 9:47 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump thinks he created the word fake. How stupid can he be?
Huge bitches are pigs...the betas can get with one easy. No alpha male will touch a big fatty, unless they're a hip-hop ghetto ape. The fat white ones are the nigas trophy.

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2017 3:06 PM EST

in response to: What's the deal with the huge fat women and the unusually skinny guys that love them? I just saw a couple today. The girl was at least 400lbs riding on a scooter and her husband/boyfriend was following along like a whipped dog. It looks so comical.
How can porking a big bowl of jello cause pain?

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2017 12:08 PM EST

in response to: I've been having so much sex with my 600lb wife that my dick hurts. My whole groin area feels over strained. BUT she wants another baby so we keep at it morning, noon and night. Is there anything I can do for the pain?
No, it's like having sex with a women only bigger.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2017 9:12 PM EST

in response to: Is having sex with a 600lb woman like screwing a huge sack of heaving, fishy smelling, jello?
You will get more action if you have a big one.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2017 12:32 PM EST

in response to: Do you have to be circumcised to go to a nude beach?
His wife left him for a big black stud

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2017 12:25 PM EST

in response to: "Six police cleared over death of man restrained in London hospital" Of course. How could six upstanding defenders of the great British law be guilty of killing a man well-known to be unashamedly black? This isn't news. (was Steve's wife black? He talks and sounds black and I know he isn't)
Yah , you were a big help...moron!

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2017 9:27 AM EST

in response to: How can i kill myself quickly and painlessly? Don't say "get help". It doesn't work for my situation. Just please answer. Thank you.
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