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no moobs, I'm 5'8". I'm not a billionaire, but I'm well off


in response to: Ok. Wanna be tied up?
When you start paying the bills then you can whine about her.

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2015 11:40 AM EST

in response to: why is my mom so controlling. its painful when she tells me to shut up when im trying to explain something to her. i think that when she fusses at me it makes her feel powerful
Pay off all my bills up in full, purchase a nice piece of land with a home, and use the rest to invest in 1. A small business. 2. Stocks and bonds.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2015 4:10 PM EST

in response to: What would you do if I gave you £1million (British Pounds)?
Mommy is footing the bill and soh spends her money on *non essentials*.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2015 8:16 AM EST

in response to: Why does Soh treat going to college as if it is prison? Going to a college or university in the USA means you've pretty much won the Life Lottery, and your possibilities are so much more greater than someone who lives in a war-torn nation. I'm sure one of throws European refugees would LOVE to trade spots with Soh...
No one in particular. Just bills, and getting ready to take time in a few weeks.

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2015 8:21 PM EST

in response to: Who has got you stressed out?
But who will pay all my bills then?? I'm only 36 years old!

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2015 1:23 PM EST

in response to: My mom was never very political until Donald Trump spewed his venomous ideas about immigration. Now she refers to him as “my man Donald.” She works as a nurse in a clinic that caters to a mostly poor population, many of whom are Hispanic. She now thinks that anyone who speaks Spanish is an illegal immigrant. She constantly posts things on FB like “When my man Donald is President, I won't have to deal with anymore illegals and anchor babies." she could be fired for that. What d I do?
Obviously, no attacks on American soil of this magnitude have occurred on Obama's watch. Besides, Bush-Cheney planned the 9-11 attacks, they made billions from it.

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2015 7:29 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network Presents: This Day in History: On this day, in 2001, America was attacked by a terrorist group known as Al-Qaida after they hijacked 5 planes, and crashed them into the WTC, the Pentagon, and a field in Pennsylvania. (Was most likely aiming for DC) Do you think the government has done enough to protect our country from terrorists in the past 14 years?
Life doesn't suck; life doesn't blow. The truth is life just doesn't give a rat's behind about you - you are just an individual among billion individuals of this species. Did not help you very much, I'm afraid.


in response to: life sux!!1111!!!11
Ask his brother Bill

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2015 8:25 PM EST

If would save money on the bill

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2015 6:48 PM EST

in response to: “If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world." - YP
Wish I could. Have to go back to work soon. Bills don't pays their selves.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2015 8:11 PM EST

in response to: Let's get comfy.
Bill O'Reilly does that all the time.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2015 11:26 PM EST

in response to: According to the lead story on today's New York Post web site, police in Virginia executed a search warrant on the home of killer Vester Flanagan a.k.a. Bryce Williams. Among the items found in the spartan, yet filthy apartment: an unwashed sex toy. When one stops to think about this, it is frightening. People in southwestern Virginia were trusting and believing their news, as it was delivered by a man who went home after work and stuck a dildo in his ass.
No. I took my dog for a walk, cleaned my home, paid some bills, took the trash out, got dressed for work, went to work, stopped by here a few times and now I am home for the night. Damn, I didn't realize that I have done a lot today until now. O.O

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2015 2:37 AM EST

in response to: Is this all you've done all day?
No, because it won't truly happen until billions of years into the future.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2015 10:20 PM EST

in response to: Does the slow death of universe frighten you?
I am the origin of Nìgger Nuggets© and its copyrighted! Expect your bill in days

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2015 11:25 PM EST

in response to: Japan to switch to N!gger Nuggets by 2040.
to the second poster.-It's called being an adult. I pay my own bills. I buy my own food. Money don't grow on tree. Ain't nothing in this world for free. And to the first poster- thank you.

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2015 10:48 PM EST

in response to: Ugh, I want to go home. But can't. I got bills to pay. It really bites having a cold. Any suggestions on making it through the night?
How bout being an 18 year old who pays $800 in bills a month and only makes like $830 a month

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2015 10:15 PM EST

in response to: Ugh, I want to go home. But can't. I got bills to pay. It really bites having a cold. Any suggestions on making it through the night?
Actually, he has a real job, works up to 50 hours a week, and it is intended labor. He has a family to feed, bills to pay, and a car to repair. And no, there would be druggies banging on the door. He only deals with those he trusts, and if they did do that, he'd kill them. U think people only deal drugs cux they're lazy? He works all day all week in an intence work environment; its not enuff when u got a big family and big bills. U dick...

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2015 4:03 PM EST

in response to: Yesterday, I held 7 grams of crystal meth in my hands. It looked like one solid rock, but I felt it and it was all tiny crystals. The fuçked up thing is that when I saw it, I smiled ear to ear (I don't use meth). Later that day I saw a gallon sized zip lock filled with weed. This house I live in...
Ask bill cosby

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2015 8:16 AM EST

in response to: There is a girl that I think is really pretty, but she doesnt know me, should I approach her?
Take the paper your bill is printed on, bleach it til its a white paper, put it in a 2 sided printer, and turn it into q couple $100 bills. There you go, your bill paid itself

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2015 5:06 PM EST

in response to: How can I get my bills to pay their selves?
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