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Actually, he has a real job, works up to 50 hours a week, and it is intended labor. He has a family to feed, bills to pay, and a car to repair. And no, there would be druggies banging on the door. He only deals with those he trusts, and if they did do that, he'd kill them. U think people only deal drugs cux they're lazy? He works all day all week in an intence work environment; its not enuff when u got a big family and big bills. U dick...

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2015 4:03 PM EST

in response to: Yesterday, I held 7 grams of crystal meth in my hands. It looked like one solid rock, but I felt it and it was all tiny crystals. The fuÁked up thing is that when I saw it, I smiled ear to ear (I don't use meth). Later that day I saw a gallon sized zip lock filled with weed. This house I live in...
Ask bill cosby

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2015 8:16 AM EST

in response to: There is a girl that I think is really pretty, but she doesnt know me, should I approach her?
Take the paper your bill is printed on, bleach it til its a white paper, put it in a 2 sided printer, and turn it into q couple $100 bills. There you go, your bill paid itself

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2015 5:06 PM EST

in response to: How can I get my bills to pay their selves?
yes I was offended.......NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE DUMB YOU IDIOT I COME FROM THE MOST DISCRIMATED STATE I'VE BEEN CALLED A HILLBILLY AND A REDNECK AND PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF MY ACCENT EVEN WHEN I HAVE BETTER GRAMMAR THAN THEM AND THEY KNOW I HAVE AN 11TH GRADE READING LEVEL EVEN THOUGH I AM IN 7TH GRADE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOU YA LITTLE IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAWL BACK TO THE HOLE YOU CAME FROM

/ JUL 14, 2015 11:42 AM EST

in response to: All American people are idiots. Were you offended?
Eww probably a billion

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2015 1:41 PM EST

in response to: how much money would it honestly take for you to drink a shot glass full of diarrhea?
Bills, weed, and stealing from the vending machine on the first floor

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2015 7:09 PM EST

in response to: The Justcurio Archives presents the very first question asked on this site: So, what's on your mind? THE UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2005 7:03 PM EST
your credit card will be billed

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2015 10:17 PM EST

in response to: I really like the blankets in this hotel.. I wonder if I could take them
When you pay for my plane tickets, hotel bills, food, and drugs i would need to be there. I would love to visit tho

UNITED STATES / JUN 25, 2015 6:56 PM EST

in response to: When will you visit us ?
Address to send the bill?

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 7:09 AM EST

in response to: I have a legal question. My parents are divorced and have joint custody. I'm currently living with my father (I just moved in with him a few months ago) but the courts do not know it yet. I'm wanting to move out on my own, and my mother is okay with it. Because legally I'm still in the care of my mother can I move out without my dad being able to stop me?
No. I just can't. I begin middle school this September, and all the girls are going to tear me up when school starts. All the beautiful sexy girls are rich, and I'm just a redneck hillbilly living in a trailer park. The sexy girls live out in those subdivisions by the Mall of America, and it just isn't fair! I need help!

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2015 2:46 PM EST

in response to: Shut up little girl↓
we only want the good ones like bill cosby used to be

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2015 5:43 PM EST

in response to: How can we attract more and better negroes to this site?
I love having money leftover from paychecks after paying all my bills.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2015 2:05 AM EST

in response to: I love money and I love prevarications
Personally, I don't seek out men with beards... but they can look nice, depending of course on the shape of your face, color of hair, and what type of beard it is. For example, nicely trimmed beards can look really sexy on a man, but an overgrown hill-billy look will never be attractive! I have a friend who does think that all men look better with beards. I think all men look better with a little bit of scruff. But again, it depends on the person.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2015 12:46 PM EST

in response to: Do women prefer men with beards? Since I grew mine I have had to fight them off with a stick...
At least my long term goal is to make the site a better place. Your the dumbass that thinks your billy badass by shaming a stranger.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2015 3:05 PM EST

in response to: I want to post 20 pages of dumbfućk to see if it will slow down.the use of spam. Fight fire with fire/signed the resident idiot.
7.3 billion

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2015 9:36 PM EST

in response to: I have feelings too, you know...
So do the 9 billion other people on this planet.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2015 9:35 PM EST

in response to: I have feelings too, you know...
bills

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2015 4:57 PM EST

in response to: What objects do you have more of than anything else?
JOKE OF THE WEEK One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 10:19 PM EST

in response to: You and I, we're two peas in a pod.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' b

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 10:09 PM EST

in response to: DONT KNOW I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME? STOP BULLYING ME. IM HERE TO CHAT AND SHARE I DONT KNOW WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME LEAVE ME ALONE STOP IT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO ATTACK ME IM A HUMAN I FEEL PAIN IM HERE FOR FUN STOP IT
1:34 READ your history, pal. The US, the Brits and Canadians liberated ALL of Western Europe and North Africa. The US also made a soviet victory possible through the lend lease program. Before the US sent billions in equipment to the Russians they were fighting the Germans with antiquated equipment, rocks and sticks. Furthermore Europe was rebuilt after the war completely with US money and many of those loans were forgiven by the US. So YES, you clowns can thank us at any time.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 2:24 PM EST

in response to: 70 years ago the U.S. saved Europe's butt. You can thank us anytime.
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