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I love having money leftover from paychecks after paying all my bills.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2015 2:05 AM EST

in response to: I love money and I love prevarications
Personally, I don't seek out men with beards... but they can look nice, depending of course on the shape of your face, color of hair, and what type of beard it is. For example, nicely trimmed beards can look really sexy on a man, but an overgrown hill-billy look will never be attractive! I have a friend who does think that all men look better with beards. I think all men look better with a little bit of scruff. But again, it depends on the person.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2015 12:46 PM EST

in response to: Do women prefer men with beards? Since I grew mine I have had to fight them off with a stick...
At least my long term goal is to make the site a better place. Your the dumbass that thinks your billy badass by shaming a stranger.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2015 3:05 PM EST

in response to: I want to post 20 pages of dumbfućk to see if it will slow down.the use of spam. Fight fire with fire/signed the resident idiot.
7.3 billion

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2015 9:36 PM EST

in response to: I have feelings too, you know...
So do the 9 billion other people on this planet.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2015 9:35 PM EST

in response to: I have feelings too, you know...
bills

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2015 4:57 PM EST

in response to: What objects do you have more of than anything else?
JOKE OF THE WEEK One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 10:19 PM EST

in response to: You and I, we're two peas in a pod.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' b

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 10:09 PM EST

in response to: DONT KNOW I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME? STOP BULLYING ME. IM HERE TO CHAT AND SHARE I DONT KNOW WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME LEAVE ME ALONE STOP IT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO ATTACK ME IM A HUMAN I FEEL PAIN IM HERE FOR FUN STOP IT
1:34 READ your history, pal. The US, the Brits and Canadians liberated ALL of Western Europe and North Africa. The US also made a soviet victory possible through the lend lease program. Before the US sent billions in equipment to the Russians they were fighting the Germans with antiquated equipment, rocks and sticks. Furthermore Europe was rebuilt after the war completely with US money and many of those loans were forgiven by the US. So YES, you clowns can thank us at any time.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 2:24 PM EST

in response to: 70 years ago the U.S. saved Europe's butt. You can thank us anytime.
Of course liberals would have just had talks and compromised and given a few billion dollars so that those naughty people would behave.

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2015 8:31 PM EST

in response to: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame in me. Fool me three times, and I might cause a war in Iraq over weapons that don't even exist.
Where do I send the bill?

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2015 7:56 PM EST

in response to: i have food allergies and i don't know what the ingredients in this lip gloss i got are. what do i do?
Or let it play through and hit rewind. Life does seem simpler back then. But of course we didn't have bills to pay or homes to up keep.

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2015 3:40 AM EST

in response to: Remember when you were sitting down to watch an hour long show, or even a movie on network TV? When commercial popped on, you used to hurry and run to the bathroom to get back in time not to miss any show. Now we push mute, go the the bathroom and make a sandwich.
stfu, u fukking hillbillies!

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2015 9:54 PM EST

in response to: Oh, am going out! I'll head out to Soho... :)
Bye, Bill Dwyer.

UNITED STATES / APR 1, 2015 2:41 PM EST

in response to: hello everyone, bill dwyer here
Go for it, but only if you have the funds to not only buy it, bUT to pay for vet bills, and then daily expenses

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2015 6:33 PM EST

in response to: Oh! :) *sloppy kisses... I want a dog, durn it! Should i start looking at the ads? Maybe hit up the local shelters? I really want a cocker spaniel... much like my other wups.
I am sure I don't know rap or hiphop well enough and I'm just ranting like some old knacker, but I really cannot think of it as music. Street poetry, very probably, but I really do have difficulty even giving them chance to finish a single stanza for the way it's delivered. I know it's me. How can billions of bling wearers be wrong? ITALY/Mar 08, 2015 01:19 AM

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2015 11:19 AM EST

in response to: Yoodelssss!!!
Bill of Bog O'Reilly

UNITED STATES / FEB 27, 2015 6:03 AM EST

in response to: Bog of Bill O'Reilly.
Yeah, you gotta wonder. I miss Moonshiners. Amish Mafia took its time slot. I'd rather watch Bill and Josh bicker and do dumb stuff. And Tickle get drunk and pass out all over town.

/ FEB 24, 2015 9:49 PM EST

in response to: Amish Mafia has gotten worse!
Alright, here's what I'm doing to do... Am gonna waltz into Duncan Donuts later, and if there's a man behind the counter, I'll slap some bills on the table, and say... You sexy beast, you... I've heard you got what I want! Gimme a small iced dark roast coffee! No sugar, v. lil milk... I like it dark.. Yup.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 4:35 PM EST

in response to: Am listening to the radio, aaand, just discovered that DD has a dark roast iced coffee! Oh! I'm too excited. :) I'll make a trip later, after the snow stops, and try a small one... see how I like it. :) Of course, I can report my findings if you like?? :) Do you like?
I use a barrel to catch rainwater to use for washing. Then the left over water for force flushing my toilet. Saves me lot on my water bill.

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2015 11:52 PM EST

in response to: Youre meant to drink at least 3 cups of green tea a day. I get mine all in one shot. One cup, 3 bags, loads of ice, and lemon... :) Will you tell me one of your hacks?
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