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I went to North Dakota to blow a snowman.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 3:29 PM EST

in response to: Depends. How big are your hooters and do you swallow?
What are you using? A blowtorch?

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2017 10:56 PM EST

in response to: help me melt soh
blow me

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2017 6:16 AM EST

in response to: I have no life, so I'm not wasting a life on here XD
Mind...blown *brain splatters everywhere*

/ JAN 10, 2017 11:42 PM EST

in response to: If you cover up the H in EARTH and the bottom line of the E, then that spells FART.
I just got a blow job

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2017 5:04 PM EST

in response to: Is the kid dead?
Yeah cheat on a man with depression and while you are at it buy him a gun that way he can easily blow his brains out afterwards. Cunt.

UNITED STATES / JAN 5, 2017 12:39 PM EST

in response to: My boyfriend had barely no desire for sex due to health issues/depression . It's been once a month for 6 or 7 months & I'm just very frustrated. He's not very open about it & there's just no end in sight. Am I a bitch to cheat?
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows๐Ÿ˜„

CANADA / JAN 3, 2017 9:11 PM EST

in response to: If you like a guy and he likes you back is he your boyfriend or do you need to ask him?
Blowtorch yourself into oblivion.

NETHERLANDS / DEC 30, 2016 2:09 PM EST

in response to: Duckies... there's a tiny lil bump on the tip of my tongue.. it hurts. What should I do?? โ˜น๏ธ
Whatever blows your dress up.

UNITED STATES / DEC 28, 2016 8:17 PM EST

in response to: Darlings... you didn't answer my question..๐Ÿค”. should one put tape over the camera on a tablet? Tell me the truth!! ๐Ÿ˜–
so you will blow me now?

UNITED STATES / DEC 28, 2016 1:09 PM EST

in response to: Darlings, am very patient w you... if you knew me, you'd know that.
Blow yerself if ya can boink face fรปcker!!! ๐Ÿ˜

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2016 5:29 PM EST

in response to: Anywho... what's for dinner?
so, blow me if you want a mouth full

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2016 5:26 PM EST

in response to: Anywho... what's for dinner?
blow me

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2016 5:21 PM EST

in response to: Howdi do?? โ˜บ๏ธ Darlings, may I ask you something??
Something i consider rude is when i take a woman out to dinner, i pay for the dinner and she won't blow me in the car.

UNITED STATES / DEC 25, 2016 10:08 AM EST

in response to: I'm considering writing a "big book of etiquette" that will make it easy and simple for anyone to find out what is considered polite and more importantly what is considered rude. Please list everything you consider rude, and if you want, everything you consider polite.
Surprisingly you nailed it in one, on a bus, the wet dream itself was about getting a blow job from a woman that was on the bus at the time. The disappointment when I woke up was too much.

/ DEC 24, 2016 10:59 PM EST

in response to: What was your worst wet dream experience (e.g. on a bus, in a tent full of other folks, etc.)?
sound of tumbleweed blowing past..

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2016 9:16 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why were some of the early television inventors from the Midwestern and Great Plains states? Because those states are so mind-numbingly boring that they had to invent a whole new form of entertainment just to make living there worth it.
blow me, cunt

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2016 1:54 PM EST

in response to: Baby, it's cold out! ๐Ÿ˜ Don't forget to bundle up.
blow me, cunt

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2016 1:34 PM EST

in response to: Baby, it's cold out! ๐Ÿ˜ Don't forget to bundle up.
Blow it out yer ass...

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2016 11:24 PM EST

in response to: Who is the kid putting all the stupid immature pictures on here?
*blow

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2016 9:30 PM EST

in response to: Oh, idk... some meanie is a pukey puke!! ๐Ÿ˜
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