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UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2014 1:57 PM EST

in response to: So, when are you going back to Europe?
Blow it out your ass. After you remove your head, of course.

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2014 2:38 PM EST

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You're foolish and diluted... too many lies have you burned... But even if you had it all, you would find, I could never let you stay cause you'd blow it all away... If you call, I will stall... Yes, I see it, yes I feel it... You have no questions at all...

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2014 6:55 PM EST

in response to: is it dangerous to leave a Soh alone with a girl? Only if you've stuffed some onions up her cunt
You're foolish and diluted... too many lies have you burned... But even if you had it all, you would find, I could never let you stay cause you'd blow it all away... If you call, I will stall... Yes, I see it, yes I feel it... You have no questions at all...

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2014 11:30 AM EST

in response to: Aw, always so mean to me... :( Oh! I'm getting ready to go out! I can't stay home all day, that's too confining. Should I go to Central Park this morning? :) Or... I can make cookies.
You're foolish and diluted... too many lies have you burned... But even if you had it all, you would find, I could never let you stay cause you'd blow it all away... If you call, I will stall... Yes, I see it, yes I feel it... You have no questions at all...

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2014 11:27 AM EST

in response to: I think I will do a copy and paste soon. It's been a while, eh?
"The power of hairdryers could be reduced by as much as 30 per cent in order to be more eco-friendly, a draft study commissioned by Brussels suggests, threatening many of the models favoured by hairdressers and consumers for speedy blow-dries."

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2014 6:08 AM EST

in response to: Hair dryers, kettles, lawn mowers higher power being banned by EU legislation. You'll still need the same power to do the job. It will just take longer. Stupid EU Nazis. When they ban plates and cups and cookers, how will you eat?
Blow Me

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 4:14 PM EST

in response to: Notice how the price of gas shot up right before the holiday weekend? They shouldn't be allowed to do that.
Oh yes they could have, Steve-- like imagining your stupid kids Sergio and David with their heads blown off.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2014 6:15 PM EST

in response to: "A 9-year-old girl accidentally killed an Arizona shooting instructor while he was teaching her how to use an automatic weapon. " (I don't think the Greeks could've thought up a more ironic tragedy.) ITALY/Aug 27, 2014 07:37 AM
Did you have to blow her up first?

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 1:49 AM EST

in response to: Hey guess what I just had sex
blow me

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 10:16 PM EST

in response to: Arrrg!
blow me

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 10:15 PM EST

in response to: Arrrg!
thank you, you may blow me now

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2014 7:36 PM EST

in response to: What is the best way of saying how much you appreciate some one?
I'm still waiting for that one speech that will blow me off my feet.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2014 6:07 PM EST

in response to: What is the best speech you have heard?
That's cute. Stupid, but cute. I'm guessing you give a lot of blow jobs too

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 5:15 PM EST

in response to: a lady must act like a lady?
you can start by blowing me

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 6:32 PM EST

in response to: How would you work on world peace?
zeppelin blows

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 3:13 PM EST

in response to: free bird v stairway to heaven
blow me 1st

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:37 PM EST

in response to: I will personally help any white Euro-"American" pack their bags and move back to Europe. I'll even buy you the tickets! Will you take up this offer?
will you blow me?

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:35 PM EST

in response to: I will personally help any white Euro-"American" pack their bags and move back to Europe. I'll even buy you the tickets! Will you take up this offer?
blow me asshole

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:29 PM EST

in response to: Now to you UNITED STATES. Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. You stupid little Yank who likes to shoot dead black people with your Nazi storm-troopers. "jokes about any of the events here in the US or Africa. "??? What jokes are those? Name them. You can't. You Yank and your Yankie Bill Gates and his Foundation are killing off people in Africa with the vaccination program.
your mom is blowing me

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2014 10:14 PM EST

in response to: Chiefs have called their 2nd time out
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