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The earth will blow up on sept 23rd :( I'm celebrating life whilst i still can :)

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2017 8:45 PM EST

in response to: What's the occasion? ☺️
I feel like I'm being... rushed. I waited long to start study.. But now, I got the pkg. in the post! It's the book I ordered! Gonna open it now... I wonder .. I wonder what ha doin! What the hell do you do all day anyway!? Annnnd, I'm not allowed to stick thing in my ears anymore. Can study non stop if I want w walks in between if I want... hmmmm, I feel like I sound funny w me sinuses all full of snot. I can't stop blowing my nose..

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2017 7:12 PM EST

in response to: What ha doin!! ☺️ I can drink as much iced coffee as I want and stay up real late cauuussse there's no school tomorrow!! Got the roast, beef broth, shrooms, annnd barley. Gonna make the soup/stew thingy.. Yup! Gotta clean my room too! It's a mess. When things go wrong w in me, it totally shows... 😞
Shaft blowing anal.

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2017 7:36 PM EST

in response to: Ball steaming anaI?
blow me

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2017 9:32 PM EST

in response to: Ahhh Cha Cha! You went to 9 locations today... look them up I your action feed.
My wife is so small that when the wind blows I have to lasso her to keep her from blowing away like a tumbleweed.

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2017 12:33 PM EST

in response to: I consider myself very lucky to have such a beautiful SSBBW for a wife. How about you; do you consider yourself lucky to have a wife or girlfriend and maybe you can tell us why?
She doesn't smell but I'm sure the hole that you blow all that hot air from does.

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2017 2:45 PM EST

in response to: This question is for the 6600lb wife guy. How long does it take for the odor emanating from your wife's snatch to clear a room of people?
Why did you just put her outside to blow a fart and change the weather pattern?

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2017 11:24 AM EST

in response to: My 600lb wife and I would like to thank all the Houston area emergency responders that have done such a great job during is time of disaster. Any suggestions on how we can make our appreciation known?
dont worry until he starts blowing you off

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2017 8:34 AM EST

in response to: My boyfriend keeps tagging another pretty girl in memes on Facebook... Should I be worried? I know it's dumb and all but I can't help myself.
Blownhim

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2017 12:40 PM EST

in response to: I am in love with my husband's best friend, what do I do?
Should have had him blow you turn him into a nice little boy toy

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2017 7:25 PM EST

in response to: My son is gay and I accidently threw a big fit and kicked him out! Walked in on him sucking an old guys peeper jeeper
Just get her to blow you and be done with her.

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2017 4:46 PM EST

in response to: Should I ask this girl out before I invite her to a festival or ask her out after we've already gone to it?
They leakers Are Whistleblowers who should get medals.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2017 11:42 AM EST

in response to: The White House is focusing on the leaks that let the world know the truth?
That's it, keep having piglets, dumbass. When that fat slob's heart finally blows up, you'll be left to raise the herd alone....How big is the life insurance policy on Mrs. Moby Dick?

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2017 11:56 AM EST

in response to: My 600lb wife wants another baby so badly that she is wearing me out. Any one have some tips on what kind of foods raise or stabilize your sperm count?
Kandy, Idk how to tell you this but please understand okay? Now this is probably tough for you as much as it is for me but hear me out. I didn't hurt myself alright? I was busy. It's thundering right now where I am. Idk if this message will get through. I really need to rush cause it looks like it's going to pour any minute. I built this ark to save myself and 2 of every animal. Kandy, I need to go. The wind is blowing faster and the rain is turning to hail. I love...

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2017 3:22 AM EST

in response to: Noah, I need to know you're still out there, if you see this, and I know you care, here's something to prove I'm me (I hate being called kandy)
Always the same nonsense. "Blowing things out of proportion", "fake news", "he did nothing wrong". Is this all you've got?

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 6:43 AM EST

in response to: I wonder if Spicer left his post for other reasons than the one he mentioned. Did he realize that it had become impossible to continue defending Trump's lies, deceit and incompetence?
He actually was just sick of you snow flakes blowing everything out of proportion.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 10:56 PM EST

in response to: I wonder if Spicer left his post for other reasons than the one he mentioned. Did he realize that it had become impossible to continue defending Trump's lies, deceit and incompetence?
Too much blow.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 8:57 PM EST

in response to: Ugh. Ugh. Squattopee has spoken.
Chief Upthenose Withtheblow is very upset.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 8:36 PM EST

in response to: Ugh. Ugh. Squattopee has spoken.
Whatever blows your hair back, dude. No body's business bit your own.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2017 11:35 AM EST

in response to: My wife is what is known as a "gainer/feedee" and I'm a "feeder". We love the lifestyle. We both get off on her getting bigger and bigger. Some people think that's morally wrong....but is this really a problem or are some people just sticking their noses where it doesn't belong?
Blow me

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 12:17 PM EST

in response to: So much to do!! 😝 I was supposed to go upstate for the week starting this morning to look after grandpa, but that'll have to wait till tomorrow. I have to do some adulting today. Call me health insurance and find a Dr. a GP near me who takes my insurance, I've recently switch insurances, annd I also have to assign my dentist (who's recently moved) to my insurance plan.. Have to be back in the city Thursday, see my therapist Friday, and work Saturday/Sunday.. .
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