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Go blow a duck

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 3:33 PM EST

in response to: What's daily life like in Manchester, UK?
She's probably using your dad for sex so don't blow it for her.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 5:28 PM EST

in response to: I'm trying to get my parents to disown my sister. She's morbidly obese, unemployed, and lazy as hell. She has had two mixed breed children that child services has placed in foster care and she is currently dating some uneducated, unemployed black guy. Do you think I'm over reacting?
My woman is so small she rolls around like a tumble weed when the wind blows.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 12:44 PM EST

in response to: To the dude with the "big fat wife", how can you stand being married to a fat lazy pig? Don't you have any respect for yourself?
blow me sammich

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2017 10:08 PM EST

in response to: What should I do about dinner ?? ☺️
Yes and maybe you will blow yourself up in the process.

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 10:46 AM EST

in response to: If I get my own home, should I protect it from trespassing breeders and their spawn with landmines?
blow me

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2017 10:48 PM EST

in response to: i am a homosexual, i keep having dreams about me and my best friend having sex. She is also a homosexual. I don't know if this means something. Please Help!!!
tell her to blow you

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 5:27 PM EST

in response to: I want to admit to my sophomore teacher that i have a crush on her on the last day of school, what should I say?
gonna blow me?


in response to: Hey!! I want to talk to you.. I gotta say something! ☺️
yes, go blow a horse!


in response to: I'm 20 and I really like this guy I met through family. He's 46, and has kids my age. his younger is 14 and she talks to me about everything. He and I have a lot in common, and have discussed the idea of dating profusely for months. But it seems like ti would just end badly. Any opinions out there for me?
3:17...BLOW ME

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2017 3:43 PM EST

in response to: Trump just announced that he will NOT terminate NAFTA. How do you feel about that, you fücking deplorables?
heavy and to the left. wanna blow me so theyre not so heavy?

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2017 8:04 PM EST

in response to: 666Hey pottymouth how they hangin' ?
Well here is the stem (dick)you must blow it up first, asshole.

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2017 2:04 PM EST

in response to: (Can you believe this question has already been asked? ) If my ass was a football, would you kick it?
Let it all blow up.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 3:52 PM EST

in response to: If the world was going to explode unless you had sex with your worst enemy every day for 3 weeks (and you can't explain it to them or else world explodes), would you do it?
Better than the sex you have with that blow up doll you call a wife.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 12:59 PM EST

in response to: So, what is sex like with you morbidly obese, cream fed, Jewess?
Blowing through your ass again?

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2017 12:41 PM EST

in response to: Tootle dee doo! 🤣🖕🏼😝
How do you know it won't blow up?

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 7:43 PM EST

in response to: They just sent me a message. Should I open it?
blowing dwarfs

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2017 3:51 PM EST

in response to: How does your student club make money?
You are correct in knowing I am quite intelligent. Howeva, I come here to fûck around, blow off steam, and be yank yer chains. That it.


in response to: Anywsy.. poop! 🖕🏼😝
Soon before some one blows his head off


in response to: When is Donald Trump going to turn ISIS into WASWAS?
Go blow a horse.

UNITED STATES / MAR 27, 2017 6:00 PM EST

in response to: Ok... so there's this guy, call him zach. Zach and I have been talking in class and texting alot! My friend mentioned a while ago that he may like me... at the time I saw him as only a friend. Recently I looked him up online and found out his family was really ruich, he hasn't mentioned it with me. I know it shouldn't change my thoughts, but should I date him? BTW he's the sweetest personal alive, we talk alot, but he's not the best looking.
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