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UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2014 11:56 PM EST

in response to: Do you have an amazing sex life?
My fat wife and I have mind blowing sex everyday.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2014 11:50 PM EST

in response to: Do you have an amazing sex life?
9:07 must be a сunt who doesn't give blow jobs

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2014 9:13 PM EST

in response to: JOKE OF THE WEEK: 5097 MEN WERE SURVEYED AS TO WHY THEY LIKE TO RECEIVE ORAL SEX. ~ 1% LIKED THE WARMTH, ~ 2% LIKED THE SENSATION, ~ 3% LIKED THE EROTICISM, ~ 94% JUST LIKED THE PEACE & QUIET.
I am not your blowing wind – I am the lightning. I am not your autumn moon – I am the night… the night.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2014 4:20 AM EST

in response to: too... many... questions... lol
Blow Me

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2014 8:32 PM EST

in response to: I've never dated. I can't tell if I just like the idea of something liking me or I actually like him a bit.
Hey, I'm just dropping by to blow off steam... I will leave soon, to never, NEVER come back... That is to say, when I come back yet again... :D

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2014 7:09 PM EST

in response to: Boinkity boink this, and that, and you!! :p :D
Why not? :( I will blow me nose on this here farm if I so choose!!!

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2014 7:06 PM EST

in response to: Excuse me, but can I just YODEL EHHH HEE WHO right here? :)
or a blow jobby

UNITED STATES / NOV 8, 2014 2:53 PM EST

in response to: Obama is dipping the Constitution into a bog full of jobby.
blow me

UNITED STATES / NOV 8, 2014 1:17 PM EST

in response to: W h i c h O n e O f Y o u C u n t s L e t T h e F u c k i n g D o g s O u t
Why is a blonde like a tornado?....,, They both moan like hell and after all the sucking and blowing is over, you don't have a house.

UNITED STATES / NOV 7, 2014 9:18 PM EST

in response to: What does a brick and a fat blonde have in common?.........Sooner or later they will both get laid by a Mexican.
blow me

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2014 10:06 AM EST

in response to: stick your stupid news network up your anus
Howdy John. Blow me.

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2014 10:28 AM EST

in response to: i bet you still have not done hotel626.com yet www.youtube.com hotel 626 phone call ..........go check it out
blow the mouse too

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2014 10:59 PM EST

in response to: Help ME!! Help! I just saw a mouse!! What should I do? :(
blow me

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2014 10:27 PM EST

in response to: Help ME!! Help! I just saw a mouse!! What should I do? :(
the jackasses in charge are blowing chunks the size of history. there's simply no way to recover from it all, so, "hold on to your hat" is the operative phrase. cuz after the 2016 election, all bets are off.

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2014 2:15 PM EST

in response to: As an American who can trace his roots back before the signing of the Declaration of Independence, I would love to throw all these dumbasses out then hand the keys over to the natives who were here before my ancestors came here.
blow me?

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2014 10:03 PM EST

in response to: I love how you moo's talk about me behind my back when I am not here to fend/defend myself!! Ya boinkers... Oh, also... I'm just after having my . okay... :)
blow me

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2014 11:06 PM EST

in response to: Why are people so angry?
For all the security surrounding the Manhattan Project, details of the bomb were sent to Russia as part of the Lend/Lease package. The mind-blowing part: no matter how much time has passed, the government continues to be our own worst enemy.

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2014 9:05 AM EST

in response to: The latest mindblowing thing you have learned?
blow me

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2014 9:10 AM EST

in response to: Quite well.
it blows

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2014 6:29 PM EST

in response to: So, how do you like AOL's new welcome screen? :)
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