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Sounds like you need to give someone a blow job to fix it.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2016 5:00 PM EST

in response to: Ive had my braces off for three years now, and wear my retainer every single night. However I feel like my teeth are slowly moving and my front teeth are moving forward. Why is this happening and how can I fix it?
How many horses have you blown that made you recognize the taste?

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2016 2:30 PM EST

in response to: I was eating some mature pussy out when I noticed the taste of horse semen. I thought, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
So I get up from my bed, grab the loli, and grab a portal gun, and start portaling arround the room. Then I upgrade it to be a gravity-portal gun. Then I do a portal out of the place, causing it to blow up. Then as I leave, I'm riding the loli like a tricycle or some shi t, using her hair as a handle, and fly thru space, with the explosion chasing me, and dalek re-skinned borg cubes blowing up behind me.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2016 9:46 PM EST

in response to: Had any interesting or confusing dreams? I'd love to hear about them. I love dreams.
I'll give you a vehicle for 20 blow jobs.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2016 11:38 PM EST

in response to: what is the best site to find vehicle for around 500 dollars?
Cathode ray tube gaba blowout.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2016 6:17 AM EST

in response to: Do a search for 9/11 controlled demolition. Based on today's news, it seems that we are a step closer to finally knowing the truth
Blow it out yer ass, fake Netherlands..

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2016 2:58 PM EST

in response to: Alllllright! Idk if I should study at home or go to the library... What would you do? Also, am using my Belkin portable keyboard case, and let me tell you... The keys on this lil sucker are so close together, ugh
blow me

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2016 3:24 PM EST

in response to: Ugh... Don't fink I like ya moo's anymore. Am done w this place and yer bullshît crappola! Don't like me lil gems, huh!! I'll go elsewhere! 😫 Am leaving! Forever... I think. Lol. 😝
BLOW ME

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2016 7:57 PM EST

in response to: soy boobs
Blow your nose gently. Blowing too hard creates even more pressure that can force infectious mucus into your ears and sinuses. Gently blow your nose into a paper tissue through the one open nostril. Switch your finger to close the opposite nostril, and repeat.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2016 10:16 PM EST

in response to: What is the correct way to blow your nose? Why?
Blow me

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2016 8:55 PM EST

in response to: It is up to you to decide... What's it going to be? 😊
Because you can't blow someone else's nose.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2016 8:53 PM EST

in response to: What is the correct way to blow your nose? Why?
Just be honest & don't beat around the bush. I'm not saying go in for the jugular! Say what you have to say without being too disrespectful. No curse words & low blows; just facts.

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2016 11:32 PM EST

in response to: What is a good thing to say to break up your friendship with someone?
Is that the noise yer blow up doll make while you service yourself!? 😝 Hahahahahs

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2016 9:51 PM EST

in response to: Let me go to bed... It's been swell, but ya smelly, this place is going to straight to hell, and well... Tootles! 😘
A beautiful hand-blown twisted glass candlestick

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2016 4:52 PM EST

in response to: Did my poop have blood in it today first to answer correctly wins a prize
This is Donald....blow me!

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2016 6:45 AM EST

in response to: To Donald, Happy Birthday, from Colleen.
Not overblown, in my eyes people are trying to protect their unborn children. Personally I wouldn't try get pregnant while this was happening around me due to risks to my child never mind trying to shelter from it that is impossible I believe. I don't think thinking of Walt disney I'd anything to do with the first few questions, but I'd hope so.

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2016 7:48 PM EST

in response to: Is the American threat of Zika virus overblown? Will moos curtail their baby-making until a cure is found? Will pregnant women shelter indoors for nine months? Will breeder mecca Walt Disney World close indefinitely because of the Zika? Discuss.
Blow it out her ass...

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2016 2:55 AM EST

in response to: Check the gas line
Oh, blow it out yer yonker, ya moo!

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2016 9:36 PM EST

in response to: Wonk! Wonk! Beep! Beep! Get outta the way, man... Am walking here! 😝
Blow it up before they get it finished.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2016 2:12 AM EST

in response to: HELP!!! We've Got a BIG Problem! Muslims in our area and building a mosque!
Nobody will blow you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2016 8:12 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network: Yet another attack has happened in France. A truck has crashed into a crowed of people in Nice, France, and several people have died. This happened after Bastille Day celebrations, and the president of Nice (similar to our state governors for us Americans) have confirmed that this attack has happened. No motives have been confirmed yet.
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