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Always the same nonsense. "Blowing things out of proportion", "fake news", "he did nothing wrong". Is this all you've got?

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 6:43 AM EST

in response to: I wonder if Spicer left his post for other reasons than the one he mentioned. Did he realize that it had become impossible to continue defending Trump's lies, deceit and incompetence?
He actually was just sick of you snow flakes blowing everything out of proportion.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 10:56 PM EST

in response to: I wonder if Spicer left his post for other reasons than the one he mentioned. Did he realize that it had become impossible to continue defending Trump's lies, deceit and incompetence?
Too much blow.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 8:57 PM EST

in response to: Ugh. Ugh. Squattopee has spoken.
Chief Upthenose Withtheblow is very upset.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 8:36 PM EST

in response to: Ugh. Ugh. Squattopee has spoken.
Whatever blows your hair back, dude. No body's business bit your own.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2017 11:35 AM EST

in response to: My wife is what is known as a "gainer/feedee" and I'm a "feeder". We love the lifestyle. We both get off on her getting bigger and bigger. Some people think that's morally wrong....but is this really a problem or are some people just sticking their noses where it doesn't belong?
Blow me

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 12:17 PM EST

in response to: So much to do!! 😝 I was supposed to go upstate for the week starting this morning to look after grandpa, but that'll have to wait till tomorrow. I have to do some adulting today. Call me health insurance and find a Dr. a GP near me who takes my insurance, I've recently switch insurances, annd I also have to assign my dentist (who's recently moved) to my insurance plan.. Have to be back in the city Thursday, see my therapist Friday, and work Saturday/Sunday.. .
blow him

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2017 9:30 PM EST

in response to: I haven't talked to my best friend in over a year. I guess he thinks I'm a freak. What do I do???
Did you blow the guy for a sammich?

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2017 3:16 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy I got a free sandwich from the shop next door... am not really hungry, but I'll eat when I get home.. prosciutto, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil and evoo.. I'm really fonkibgvi want to redue the salmon dinner from last week. I'll pick up salmon and baby potatoes and make it sometime this week. What ha doing??
Nope.. You're HOT :0 *MIND BLOWN*

SAUDI ARABIA / JUN 24, 2017 9:10 PM EST

in response to: Am I hawt?
Blow me

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2017 1:53 PM EST

in response to: Am going home today!! So happy.. 😝
Just wipe his dick off and give him a good blow.

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2017 12:21 PM EST

in response to: What do you do if you find yourself falling for your best friend who used to have a crush on you but just went on a date with someone else?
Republicans voting trump in. The republican health care act. And the latest republican budget. You don't have blow things up to kill people. You can do it in a suit and tie and tell people you're doing it to make them great again. And if the idiots out number the smart ones you might just get away with it. As long as you were a reality tv show host before you became president

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2017 2:09 PM EST

in response to: Name 3 right wing terror attacks in the last 10 years.
Your mom does give really good blow jobs.

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2017 6:39 PM EST

in response to: My girlfriend mom just gave me the best BJ I ever had. Should I be a gentleman and buy her some flowers as a thank you?
BLOW ME

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2017 12:56 PM EST

in response to: Impeach Donald Trump now.
Blowing myself up

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2017 11:40 PM EST

in response to: How will you be celebrating the Islamic holiday of Ramadan?
Go blow a duck

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 3:33 PM EST

in response to: What's daily life like in Manchester, UK?
She's probably using your dad for sex so don't blow it for her.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 5:28 PM EST

in response to: I'm trying to get my parents to disown my sister. She's morbidly obese, unemployed, and lazy as hell. She has had two mixed breed children that child services has placed in foster care and she is currently dating some uneducated, unemployed black guy. Do you think I'm over reacting?
My woman is so small she rolls around like a tumble weed when the wind blows.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 12:44 PM EST

in response to: To the dude with the "big fat wife", how can you stand being married to a fat lazy pig? Don't you have any respect for yourself?
blow me sammich

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2017 10:08 PM EST

in response to: What should I do about dinner ?? ☺️
Yes and maybe you will blow yourself up in the process.

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 10:46 AM EST

in response to: If I get my own home, should I protect it from trespassing breeders and their spawn with landmines?
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