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According to Urban Dictionary "The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose. The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils."

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2016 4:13 PM EST

in response to: In clown sex does it end when he dumps a bucket of confetti on her?
Blow me

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2016 7:06 AM EST

in response to: I think I shall like to stroll through my garden. Though it sits by the woods and is rather an ordinary garden. The trees that grow by are quite large and round.
Glassblowing. Thats lesbian.

UNITED STATES / JAN 24, 2016 8:32 PM EST

in response to: am I a lesbian if I want to work in a candlestick making workshop?
Go blow a horse.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2016 8:10 AM EST

in response to: One thing about music, just curious?
blow it out your ass

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2016 7:57 PM EST

in response to: omg... I have to cut my toenails...
You can't make me shut up, Chris... So blow it YOUR fat ass!

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2016 7:11 PM EST

in response to: Sesame chicken, brown rice w a couple bites of an egg roll... I usually toss the egg roll, or tell them not to send it. It's like the worst thing you can eat. A couple sips of Coke, I could only finish a quarter of my meal, way too much food.
Oh, shut up and blow all yer criticism out yet ass!!!

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2016 7:05 PM EST

in response to: Sesame chicken, brown rice w a couple bites of an egg roll... I usually toss the egg roll, or tell them not to send it. It's like the worst thing you can eat. A couple sips of Coke, I could only finish a quarter of my meal, way too much food.
Oh, blow it out yer ass, ya moo...

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2016 11:48 AM EST

in response to: Eight and a half hours with ZERO activity here? You mean the only other poster on here is already cowering in a closet, afraid of a little snow? What a weenie.
So it isn't such a bad idea, but what happens when the rocket blows up on launch?

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2016 5:14 PM EST

in response to: why don't they dump nuclear waste on the mmoon
Blow torch

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2016 7:06 PM EST

in response to: How can i make my leg hair thinner but not permanent?
The same as usual, a blow job.

UNITED STATES / JAN 19, 2016 1:33 PM EST

in response to: It's time to start thinking of papa's bday present! Thought? Any ideas?
I SAID, blow it out yer ašś!!

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2016 9:33 PM EST

in response to: Willie, Wally, Wallie, wooooooooooooooooooooooô!! 😝
Oh, go blow it out yer aśš, am having fun! And I think I'm tired now. Yes, I tire of you...

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2016 9:30 PM EST

in response to: Willie, Wally, Wallie, wooooooooooooooooooooooô!! 😝
Blow her current boyfriend

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2016 8:13 AM EST

in response to: How do you get your ex girlfriend back? I need something.
Reason I asked is because a buddy of mine from high school emailed to say he was taking his winnings and blowing the whole wad at Starbucks. He snagged the coveted $4 as well.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2016 7:46 AM EST

in response to: I just won $4 in the big lottery.
BLOW ME

UNITED STATES / JAN 3, 2016 1:49 PM EST

in response to: Today is cleaning day!
I couldve told him about mudiwa but that wouldve blown my cover here.

UNITED STATES / JAN 1, 2016 10:34 PM EST

in response to: I actually had a cousin of mudiwa najeeri ask me for some help. I couldnt give any money I can barely save week to week. I felt bad. He only gets 200 a month ie 50 a week.
Naw, just get a blow up doll. They make those very lifelike these days.

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2015 9:24 PM EST

in response to: Should I get a sex only relation with another woman when my gf has a low sex drive and is very bad at it also (i.e.: very passive - I can barely get my dick hard due to zero effort from her..)
are you gonna blow something up?

/ DEC 20, 2015 12:37 PM EST

in response to: I'm not one to forget... you know.
so a blow job is in order?

UNITED STATES / DEC 17, 2015 8:49 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, am not mad atcha anymore... That would mean I ... care. Hahahaha.
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