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Just something super genuine. Like out of the blue type stuff. The stuff that sounds like they're trying to reassure you of something.

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2018 5:15 AM EST

in response to: What would someone say to make you feel better / special / like your their one and only??
Blue

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2018 2:42 PM EST

in response to: I was lubing up your mom for some hot anaI when that bitch farted and blew the lube all over the curtains. So I had to beat that bitch real good. So what’s your favorite color?
Blue waffles are a myth.

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2018 10:23 PM EST

in response to: Blue apples are yucky.
Blue waffles are worse

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2018 5:33 PM EST

in response to: Blue apples are yucky.
The color between blue and yellow in the spectrum. I have the belief that it is the very large expanse of sea that is influenced by the quality of the upper atmosphere of the planet on which we live with respect to light reflected by the previously mentioned atmosphere, determined visually by measurement of hue, saturation, and brightness of the reflected light.

UNITED STATES / DEC 28, 2017 7:37 PM EST

in response to: If the sky was green what colour would the grass be?
I live in West Hollywood. That prick terrorizes us in his Daisy Dukes and blue hair, and crappy face tattoos. I'm gonna find him and find out, then let you know.

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2017 12:40 PM EST

in response to: What would happen if you threw meat at Sexy Vegan?
Who cares about being insulted by blue or pick anonymous words? Only the weak and emotionally crippled get insulted.

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2017 4:38 PM EST

in response to: Steven Beerсock shared Sergio Beerсock's post: Still processing Sergio's words and Rocco's ways. Magnificent work, men. So intense. Sergio would have never turned out so deeply talented if I hadn't persistently sexually abused him before he reached puberty. As a father I take great pride in that.
Hawaii is blue state and by default full of morons.

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2017 9:27 AM EST

in response to: BOYCOTT HAWAIIAN PUNCH. THE HAWAIIAN NlGGER CUNTS LET ALL THE DIRTY MUZZIES (SAND NlGGERS) IN. THE HAWAIIAN CUNTS ALSO LET THE NlGGER PRESIDENT CLAIM HE WAS BORN THERE, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS BORN IN KENYA.
I have a pair that do the same thing, and mine are ifrogs not jbl. Maybe it's a Bluetooth connection thing

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2017 7:06 AM EST

in response to: These Bluetooth Jib wireless earbuds are annoying. They keep blinking blue light.
she sat opposite me and opened her legs to flash her panties (pink with light blue poker-dots and a white frilly trim). She wanted a dicking. She didn't complain when I touched her legs, so I gradually slid my hand up her dress. She giggled when I reached her prepubescent vag. I asked her stroke my сock while I played with her and she didn't resist. Suddenly she went from happy to delirious her eyes rolled back she shivered and orgasmed. I came immediately.

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2017 12:54 PM EST

in response to: I saw a very sexy 10 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips, green eyes, and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...
I don't recall there being a school bully, or an unrequited love. Maybe it would have been cool to talk to the cute girl with the blue hair, but whatever. Knowing what I know now, though, I'd probably try to get on the gifted track or pursue my hobbies at an earlier age. Generally try to gear my life towards greater success, I guess. That, and trying to avoid the way depression and Aspergers led me to crash and burn at the ripe old age of 13.

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2017 1:16 AM EST

in response to: If you could go back in time to school - knowing what you know now - what would you do about the school bully and the object of your unrequited love? Now that's a question - not, 'Do you like the German pope?' For god's sake.
Why do they call them navy when they’re white?? Shouldn’t they be blue... you moo.

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2017 9:44 PM EST

in response to: Ever eat raw onion?? I like it w a burger. One bite burger, one bite raw onion.
I only like corn muffins! 😡 I don’t like the blue berries ones either.!

UNITED STATES / NOV 7, 2017 5:49 PM EST

in response to: Mmmmkay, so here’s the deal.. thinking I’ll make purdy berry scones.. So good, ugh I can’t .. 😋
I hope the Mrs. doesn’t feel some kinda way about me shopping for bed linens from them, some women are very particular about what goes on the bed. But it’s a late housewarming gift.. super nice, snagged the Primalush sheet set in the color cream, and wish they had the blanket in the same color, but they didn’t, so I ordered the blue. I have a primalush blanket from the same company in the cream color, and I can not tell you how much I love it..

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2017 8:39 PM EST

in response to: I have to get rid of all the drug store chocolate Twix, Milky Way, and Snickers.. Can send me your address, and I’ll put it in the post for you, sorry I don’t ship to P.O. boxes 🤣 Oh! That reminds me, I’m expecting a pkg. tomorrow by end of day, yay! Annnd, I’ve become quite fond of QVC, their prices rock.. I ordered a sheet set and blanket for someone I love dearly.. he’s going to pick me up either this week or next week.
Rebecca is a sexy little bitch with long blonde hair and blue eyes and I got an instant boner as she spread her legs far enough apart for me to see the edge of her prepubescent vag. My girlfriend knew that it was play time. We moved closer to Rebecca and the three of us cuddled. My girlfriend slid her tiny little fingers into Rebecca's pussy and told Rebecca to do the same to her.

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2017 11:34 AM EST

in response to: Me and my girlfriend have a healthy and loving sexual relationship. However, I never forget that she's a 9 year old girl and has to enjoy her childhood. I always make sure that she has plenty of friends her own age to play with. Last Friday she brought her new friend, Rebecca, home for tea. She was wearing a light blue dress and silver glittery flip flops. Rebecca sat with her legs apart and flashed me her bright pink panties to show me that she wanted a dicking....
the sky is blue.

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Can't we all just get along and MAKE JC GREAT AGAIN?.....x
I'll stick something in your nose and ears if you catch me drift 😏 also in your mouth and between them magically delicious cheeks. 🙂 I'll be helping myself to yer lucky charms 😉 this rainbow will be plunging into ye marshmallow and blue moon 😎

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 4:44 AM EST

in response to: Is it my fault I like to pick me nose and stick things in me ears??
It really depends, Walmart for my colored pencils, paints, and mechanical pencils, Michaels for my pastels, and the dollar store has really good ink pens(i think they're called roller balls) they come in a pack of 2 for a dollar and there's black and blue (i think red also might have been released)

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2017 9:16 PM EST

in response to: Where do you usually buy your art supplies and why?
This is Blue Toilet

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2017 5:58 PM EST

in response to: This is Red John
You obviously don't have a job because you're here all the time. Hillary is irrelevant to any of this. You know nothing of my people. You don't know if I'm black, white, brown, green, yellow or blue. You are nothing but an ignorant foolish kid who thinks you know something.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 10:08 AM EST

in response to: Donald Trump thinks he created the word fake. How stupid can he be?
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