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Im a brain surgeon

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 8:19 AM EST

in response to: I'm a filmmaker who has won awards for my work, but I'm having a hard time finding steady work in the film & TV industry where I live right now. Should I move to Los Angeles to pursue my career there?
An incompetent, nepotist, harebrained, greedy hero. Not something that America is in need of, but that's the way it is.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2017 11:57 AM EST

in response to: trump is America's hero
Even though some people end up like their parents, many people don't. It is a good sign that you recognize your father's actions as horrific. That alone proves you posses the mindset of an average person. I wish you all the best, and if ever you feel like you are in need of a doctor's advice I recommend you visit a therapist first because you will be able to determine if this fear has caused trauma to affect a specific part of the brain, that you may be able to work through.

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2017 11:15 PM EST

in response to: i'm 36y, son of a pedophile and abuser. i read that persons like me become just like their fathers. i dont think i a bad person and i'm not interested in kids but i feel a irrational fear of kids, i'm hunted by the possibility of became a monster like my father. any advise?
All hail the incompetent harebrained nepotist.

TURKEY / JAN 12, 2017 7:49 AM EST

in response to: ONLY 8 DAYS LEFT UNTIL THE END OF THE NlGGER PRESIDENCY.
did you have to remove her brain too?

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2017 5:44 PM EST

in response to: I'm the doctor who removed soh's penís
Mind...blown *brain splatters everywhere*

/ JAN 10, 2017 11:42 PM EST

in response to: If you cover up the H in EARTH and the bottom line of the E, then that spells FART.
1:51 that wouldn't kill you, just cause brain damage

UNITED STATES / JAN 9, 2017 2:00 PM EST

in response to: Whats the quickest form of suicide
What does that have to do with having half a brain?

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2017 5:16 PM EST

in response to: What's a meta for?
No one here has half a brain.

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2017 3:49 PM EST

in response to: To the sane, more intelligent people: I would like to inquire about a large dark ring circling the moon; it resembles a force pushing the surrounding cloud matter away in a circular sky colored aura
Aw come on, does anybody here have half a brain? I couldnt find another site

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2017 3:48 PM EST

in response to: To the sane, more intelligent people: I would like to inquire about a large dark ring circling the moon; it resembles a force pushing the surrounding cloud matter away in a circular sky colored aura
When you are working without a brain you never know what will come out.

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2017 12:23 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, I see there's a new batch or MOORONS on Jc... tootle loo, boinkers... 🖕🏼
I want to see the brains.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2017 6:31 PM EST

in response to: I wish peoople were nicer on this. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
I hope it'll explode. Let the brains splatter all over the place.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2017 6:30 PM EST

in response to: I wish peoople were nicer on this. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Yeah cheat on a man with depression and while you are at it buy him a gun that way he can easily blow his brains out afterwards. Cunt.

UNITED STATES / JAN 5, 2017 12:39 PM EST

in response to: My boyfriend had barely no desire for sex due to health issues/depression . It's been once a month for 6 or 7 months & I'm just very frustrated. He's not very open about it & there's just no end in sight. Am I a bitch to cheat?
You are not cute, bean brain.

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2017 3:47 PM EST

in response to: Anywhoo, no one cares... 😩
Try to use your tiny little brain and shut the ƒuck up.

UNITED STATES / DEC 30, 2016 11:07 PM EST

in response to: Duckies...I have have a tiny lil head on a tiny lil bump on my tiny lil tounge, What should I do? 😜
The commies have brainwashed the deplorables.

NETHERLANDS / DEC 30, 2016 12:13 PM EST

in response to: How many international laws were violated when Russia hacked into our voting system, and infludenced the vote in favor of Donald Trump? (Don't even try to deny the fact that Russia did this.)
How many problems with that little pea brain Obama cause with his stupid rules trying to cause Trump and the nation problems after he leaves?

UNITED STATES / DEC 30, 2016 12:10 PM EST

in response to: How many international laws were violated when Russia hacked into our voting system, and infludenced the vote in favor of Donald Trump? (Don't even try to deny the fact that Russia did this.)
Ahem.. YODEL EHHHH HEEEEEE WHHOOOoO!!! ...(some brain dead attention whore pasted this)

UNITED STATES / DEC 27, 2016 10:35 PM EST

in response to: Poignant regret.... ☹️
The braiding birdbrains again. Refreshing. Not.

NETHERLANDS / DEC 27, 2016 9:45 AM EST

in response to: I am a boy with long hair and i am going to a wedding where they want me to put my hair up. I have never put my hair up before. Do they mean ponytail or bun or what?
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