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Avoiding sleep as decided by a part of my brain that will not have a conversation with me.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2016 3:58 AM EST

in response to: What is everyone doing right now? Besides playing computer games...(this question is not for nerds)
co gives you brain damage so you will be dead by the morning.

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2016 9:07 PM EST

in response to: hey soh I think I have a carbon monoxide leak in my house because I have been falling asleep at every surface
You don't need your brain. Go ahead and take it.

UNITED STATES / JUN 17, 2016 4:55 PM EST

in response to: Should I take LSD
Yeah, I'll sΓΊck your brains out. You're not using them anyway.

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2016 8:02 PM EST

in response to: Hey Steve, you stank as a dad, too! Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out!
they have goat stds that infect their brain and make them violent

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2016 7:01 PM EST

in response to: national hug a muslim day incoming
yes we do, some people just don't have parts in there brain that makes them have a sex-drive

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2016 5:48 PM EST

in response to: Do asexual people really exist?
Because most there are brain dead.

UNITED STATES / JUN 8, 2016 2:10 PM EST

in response to: Why is GP so cool?
A brain? Something interesting to say. Not happened yet.

RUSSIAN FEDERATION / JUN 6, 2016 1:09 PM EST

in response to: Am in search of something....
Ask a question, you brainless individual.

RUSSIAN FEDERATION / JUN 6, 2016 7:08 AM EST

in response to: bruh am I aloud to get with my parents cousins daughter we didn't grow up together and she's hot I need help
That vaginal rash must be going to her brain.

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2016 8:00 PM EST

in response to: I need a nap. Tootes! 😝
You need a brain more than a nap.

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2016 6:19 PM EST

in response to: I need a nap. Tootes! 😝
I think you have rocks in your brain.

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2016 8:58 AM EST

in response to: Couldn't sleep last night cause there was a lil pea under my bed!! It kept me up all night! πŸ˜– What should I do? 😫
Your brains.

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2016 2:50 AM EST

in response to: Hey good lookin, What's ya got cookin?
Anyone with a brain would know that.

UNITED STATES / MAY 30, 2016 4:28 PM EST

in response to: I'm watching united shades of america on CNN and this guy just handed the Niger an ar-15 and the Niger cradled it in his arms in such a way that it was pointed directly at the guys heart. the guy had to push it away. isn't that a basic life thing to know, never to hold a gun pointed at a person?
Idiot brain is back.

UNITED STATES / MAY 30, 2016 8:02 AM EST

in response to: Willie, wallie, woooo?!
That is a no brain er. Keep the damn job you have, only an idiot would give up a good job for one that last two months.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2016 3:15 PM EST

in response to: So I started a new job that I love two months ago, but I was offered another job position for the summer that only lasts two months, but it pays more than my current job and I get room and board for free. The current job I have will last as long as I'm a good employee, but if I leave suddenly now, I won't be welcomed back or rehired, because I don't have a valid excuse for leaving them since they hire for employees to be there six months in advanced for their scheduling system.
My brain

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2016 10:38 AM EST

in response to: What's keeping you back?
Video games have nothing to do with it. It is based on that rock-and-roll music the kids listen to these days. Going to totally rot their brains. Instead of the nice music we had in my day, when the world was more refined, kids listen to things like The Beatles and The Dave Clark Five.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2016 6:04 PM EST

in response to: What ails you freaking people? You don't act right and you disrespected me, This is all because the violence in video games isn't it? Causes you do stuff like this! You're not part of the Justcurio family!
12:12 brain minus intelligence equals stupidity (in other words soh)

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2016 1:07 PM EST

in response to: Which part of the female body do you prefer: boobs, legs, feet or ass?
brain - intelligence

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2016 12:12 PM EST

in response to: Which part of the female body do you prefer: boobs, legs, feet or ass?
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