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Have your Mommy buy you a dictionary. I would say buy yourself one but everyone knows you don't have a job.

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2019 1:27 PM EST

in response to: What kind of asshole fat-shames their own child?
Change career. Buy a boat.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2019 8:39 PM EST

in response to: I want ice cream, damn it! What are you going to do about it??
I didn't even buy anything

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2019 2:13 PM EST

in response to: I pooped at walmart. Farted loudly in the stall and stunk up the place.
6 bucks won’t buy much stock.

CANADA / AUG 20, 2019 3:41 PM EST

in response to: How should I invest my lotto jackpot winning?
The below made me think to ask here. Where is the best place to buy a macbook? Our college use to have an apple store but no longer does. Since i gotta order one for my college kid, may as well get a good deal. uniballer ( ID-312 ) UNITED STATES/Aug 15, 2019 07:43 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 9:42 AM EST

in response to: There was a Young Man from Kent Whose Rod was so long it bent. So to save himself trouble He bent it in double, And instead of coming – he went!
I'd rather we buy either Baja California or Nova Scotia.

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2019 7:04 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network: Donald Trump has expressed interest in buying the self-governing territory of Greenland from Denmark. We’ve bought territories from other countries in the past: Alaska from Russia, Florida from Spain (what a mistake!) and the US Virgin Islands from Denmark themselves. But is his next real estate deal possible? Would a world dealing with Trump Derangement Syndrome allow this to happen?
This made me think to ask here. Where is the best place to buy food stamps? Our welfare office use to have a food stamp store but no longer does. Since i gotta order one for my retarded kid, may as well get more free food stamps.

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2019 12:14 PM EST

in response to: 72% of blacks can’t spell SHlT.
Wanna buy some Jesus?

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2019 2:36 PM EST

in response to: Amen. Discuss.
That's pretty sad when you have ro buy a wife.

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2019 8:50 PM EST

in response to: How much pussy did Donald Trump grab when he went to Epstein’s island?
I don’t USE whitening cream, puke. You can’t buy creams/lotions in the Peens WITHOUT that shiit.. I’m white NATURALLY. Annd, let me school you, here in NYC, you can’t wslk down the street w out seeing an Asian beauty w some ugly ass white boy, lol. You idiot. Hahahahahahsha!!

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 10:25 PM EST

in response to: Anyswaaay!! Ugh, I need help! Drake sounds so gorgeous. I love him. 💕 I’m cleaning right now. Listening to Pandora, and shît. I’m trying to fix my room. You see, ‘tis broken. 🤷🏻‍♀️
buy extra condoms.

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2018 8:40 AM EST

in response to: if the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do with your last day?
The scarf especially is BEAUTIFUL.. the pics online do not go it justice, I saw it in store and my heart fluttered but I didn’t buy it on the spot. Told myself only if it goes on sale, annd anthro sent me a questionnaire with the promise of 20% off all full price items in I responded to the questionnaire.. kinda bummed right now.

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2018 8:57 PM EST

in response to: Someone stole me package.
If you didn't buy it, it would have been cheaper.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2018 6:50 PM EST

in response to: Found the nicest most impossible Blooming Bouquet from Dior dupe!! 😩 at half the price!
Yeah making profit by hiding information. Why would any company buy another and not interfere with the original politics? It just makes the company that bought the other company look bad. You liberals really don't have a clue with what you're talking about.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2018 1:02 PM EST

in response to: I am amazed by how willing Trump supporters are to become ostriches. Head in the ground or running in the other direction. I mean are they really that naive or...nope they have seen it, IT IS RIGHT THERE! The whole wide world sees and laughs in Trump’s face.
Lmao whoever keeps thinking that Fox is Conservative must not have heard of Disney buying out Fox and Disney is very liberal.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2018 12:39 PM EST

in response to: I am amazed by how willing Trump supporters are to become ostriches. Head in the ground or running in the other direction. I mean are they really that naive or...nope they have seen it, IT IS RIGHT THERE! The whole wide world sees and laughs in Trump’s face.
can i buy a vowel?

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2018 9:29 PM EST

in response to: y..............nn
"Compulsive buying disorder (CBD), or oniomania (from Greek ὤνιος ṓnios "for sale" and μανία manía "insanity"), is characterized by an obsession with shopping and buying behavior that causes adverse consequences."

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2018 10:25 AM EST

in response to: Looking forward to October?
Heroin, the strongest sleep aid yp y can buy without a prescription

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2018 1:31 AM EST

in response to: Anyswaaayyyy!! I can’t sleep.. 😩 am wide awake now.
Show respect to me for seeing truth. You are trumplover who buy Wal-Mart coffee.I watch news. My big dick over excite when Mueller chase trump.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2018 5:09 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump didn’t do anything illegal other than say some hilarious shìt. Get the fuсk off of your high horses and don’t get your hopes up about anything because the FBI has NO PROOF that Trump did what you say he did. Get bent.
Did you buy the hashish, you promised you'd buy Moroccan hashish.

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2018 8:34 PM EST

in response to: Anywaaay!! Sigh, I’m so glad I went to the optometrist and checked my eyes and ordered contacts annnnd snagged a free pair good for 1 month and the young lady gave me free contact solution annnnd theeen, lol.. I waltzed in over to China town annd toook a bunch of pics annnd got some real China green jasmine tea annnd salmon. I’ll be eating salmon for a week!
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