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Philip Bobbit, constitutional expert: "“Resignation, as remote as it seems right now, might well be a choice the President would make to save his children from prison, and himself from future prosecution.”

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 6:34 AM EST

in response to: Do we have enough evidence to remove President Cheeto Dick from office?
then that's totes cutee!! *moooo*

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 7:01 AM EST

in response to: Anywsy... don't make fun of me, I moo... 😡
Cut off their legs maybe

/ JUL 15, 2017 8:59 AM EST

in response to: Can you do something about all the crickets? The chirping is driving me insane!
Cut off their legs maybe

/ JUL 15, 2017 8:59 AM EST

in response to: Can you do something about all the crickets? The chirping is driving me insane!
By spectacular do you mean being cut out of your house and taken to the cemetery a flatbed truck? Because that's what's going to happen to that fat blob.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 7:53 AM EST

in response to: My 600lb wife has decide to try and become the heaviest woman in the world. Other women have tried recently and failed miserably. But I think my wife can pull it off in a spectacular way. I guess my question is, would you join a pay website to watch her process?
kinda cute.. ask him out.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 9:51 PM EST

in response to: My crush sat next to me and kept looking into my eyes, into my damn soul, then he was showing me things on his phone and when i tried to look the same thing up on my phone, he kept saying, no look here i have it, every time, haha, he wanted me to see on his phone
You think you sound like a cute little teen-ager with the asinine crap you usually write.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 4:27 PM EST

in response to: Hello, bonjourno, guys... Sorry I was so rude last night, but you guys really know how to push my buttons!! 🤷🏻‍♀️
I was using the circular saw to cut soh's high-heeled shoes in half

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 4:00 AM EST

in response to: I accidentally sawed off my dick in the garage
You're so cute it makes me sick to my stomach

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2017 11:43 PM EST

in response to: Don't wanna talk to me, huh?? *🖕🏼 Flips the 🐦 bird.. lol. Toots!!
that's pretty cute

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2017 11:48 PM EST

in response to: I messaged 2 cowboys and one called me darlin', isn't that cute?
:( to cutting?

/ JUL 6, 2017 1:05 AM EST

in response to: I have a best friend me and her and both attracted to eachother (I'm a girl) but she just broke up with her gf, which my friend mistook her feelings for as more than just friends, and I really wanna ask her out before its too late what should I do (my friend doesn't wanna be in a relationship rn)
So cute bby

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2017 10:01 AM EST

in response to: all of u = big fags
Don't do that. Seriously I'm being honest. Get a cheap android device, setup a Google account on it, put your music on your Google Music account which will hold up to 20,000 and you're all set. There's online/offline mode for it too. I'm sure they have cute little green android devices :) Hope I was able to help you!

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2017 2:28 AM EST

in response to: Do you have an ᎥPhone?
She thinks all the stupid names she calls others are cute, she doesn't realize how weird it makes her sound.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2017 6:49 PM EST

in response to: What is a moo?
Cute are not?

UNITED STATES / JUN 25, 2017 9:06 PM EST

in response to: Lol... toot toot!! Peace ✌️
Cute are not!

UNITED STATES / JUN 25, 2017 9:04 PM EST

in response to: Lol... toot toot!! Peace ✌️
You think I'm cute.

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2017 11:48 PM EST

in response to: Why do you think I asked this question?
Some one needs to cut off your air supply.

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2017 1:36 PM EST

in response to: LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. MAKE NlGGERS PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH SIX CHAMBERS LOADED. MAKE THE NlGGER CUNTS PAY FOR THE BULLETS. USE THE DEAD NlGGERS TO BUILT A WALL ACROSS THE BORDER. MAKE THE MEXICANS PAY FOR IT. WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
I think your cute.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2017 5:38 PM EST

in response to: why does a loser like me is born in life? if all im getting is bad luck and disappointments from life, why was i created, im just a big disappointment
I think he is cute.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2017 3:16 PM EST

in response to: Any one else waiting to see Marco Rubio's sexy Latino ass play ball?
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