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No one is going to cut my one eyed friend.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 8:20 AM EST

in response to: How much would someone have to pay you to get circumcised?
this crap is not cute!

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 9:42 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy, I'll sleep well tonight! What ha doin?? ☺️
cut off my dick

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:18 AM EST

in response to: Just bought my big fat wife 2 seats on a flight to Seattle. She's traveling for work again, gone for 5 days. I hope she fits. What should I do while she's away?
It's difficult. It depends in what circumstance. Perhaps cutting contact and placing your mind somewhere else.

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2017 4:25 PM EST

in response to: how do u let go of someone?
Just cut the damn thing off.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2017 7:49 PM EST

in response to: What's a safe, discreet and preferably non-painful method of self-circumcision? Thanks
Is it a good southern style cut cock? If so, yes

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 8:18 AM EST

in response to: Wear a dildo hat
I hope they have to cut a hole in your throat

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 8:20 PM EST

in response to: I feel like I have to do something.... but... 😞
If you tried to hump my leg I would cut your fuсking pecker off.

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 5:12 PM EST

in response to: Whos leg do you have to hump around here to get a Sick! Sick!! Sick!!! reply to your question?
I hope they have to cut a hole in your throat

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2017 11:49 PM EST

in response to: It's late, but am not tired. Should I go out for a pack of butts?
I already cut mine off

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2017 6:21 AM EST

in response to: Keep your shaft on until this is done. Installing update 1 of 3...
If you cut out your stomach, you'll definitely lose weight very fast.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2017 5:52 AM EST

in response to: I went on a diet for like a month and lost about 10 pounds and I weigh about 120 pounds now and it's taking too slow so I started throwing up after eating whatever I'd like so I want to know how fast it would take for me to lose about 20 pounds if I kept making myself throw up
If I cut your dick off you would obedient too.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 2:20 PM EST

in response to: Do you think you would have a better and more obedient wife if she was circumcised? Removing the clit does seem to have a positive effect on women.
Cut it off.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 10:27 AM EST

in response to: I have a girlfriend that has a kid by another man. Although we love each other but she has the initials of her baby daddy, herself and their son tattooed under her left wrist. I told her I wasn't comfortable with this but she claims it reminds her of the pain she went through when she was with him. Should I be worried or I am just over reacting?
and that's only from cutting calories to 1800, I haven't even started exercising yet

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 7:21 PM EST

in response to: Did you drink your Slimfast today fatso?
Talking like a retard is NOT cute!

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 3:08 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy.. what ha doin? ☺️
If she's cute...why not.

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 10:48 AM EST

in response to: Would you let a 500lb woman sit on your furniture or better yet, your face?
Currently I eat around 2000-2500 calories and rarely exercise. My plan for the first 25 lbs is to cut down to 1800 calories, go for a 30 minute walk 6 days/week, and do a beginner's strength workout 3 days/week. I will try to increase the quality of food I eat and drink 8 cups of water daily.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2017 6:07 PM EST

in response to: Would it be possible to lose 45 lbs by August if I am over 200 lbs?
It's so cute that I want tone do something over it

UNITED STATES / MAY 1, 2017 12:44 PM EST

in response to: umm..isnt this thing so cute?
It's so cute I just want to squish it until it pops.

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2017 10:43 PM EST

in response to: umm..isnt this thing so cute?
What can I tell you? My portfolio in 8 years under GWB was cut in 1/2 and under Obama it tripled.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2017 4:36 PM EST

in response to: “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”
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