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"good job op" awe you guys are buttering him up how cute! What you all fail to realize is I asked why someone else who said he was stupid, he was this and that and that person failed to respond. So when your boyfriend Mr. Hero here thought he needed to protect someone, he butted into their business taking over for them. So here we are, it all started from a liberal licking his lover's balls trying to protect them and now you guys are doing the same for him.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2017 11:42 AM EST

in response to: The Apologist's wisdom: "Like I said before, if [Trump] was a Republican, he would not make a deal with the opposing party. Name one president who has that was against the other party. You can't cause only Conservative presidents do that." Only on JC, right? 不不不不不不不不不不不不
Am you intelligent or are you just trying to be cute?

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2017 12:33 PM EST

in response to: Am waiting... am lirking.
If we're going by definition of the words, probably not unless they meant it in a you're so cute kind of way. It depends on the context and how the person said it.

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2017 10:16 PM EST

in response to: I was called a giggly mess. English is not my first language so is this a good or bad thing to be called?
The right tit is but the left one is kinda cute.

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2017 7:21 AM EST

in response to: The only attractive part of soh is her titty
He is cute and smart.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 5:18 PM EST

in response to: I love Uniballer!
If you need to make money quick, boy do I have an option for you! It's one of the best things ever and you'll be making money in no time! So you're 11 right? Well at 11 you can do a few chores around the house. Pull weeds, cut the lawn, paint the house, vacuum inside your house, basically become a cleaning lady. For $7.50 an hour, you can start making money. So when you make that money, you can buy your product and enjoy that hardness inside you from that boy you're interested in.

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2017 8:59 PM EST

in response to: I'm 11 and a girl and I need money to buy some.... stuff... anyways how should I make money
Either she's busy or she's slowly cutting you off from her life as in letting you down easy . She might even try to avoid you

/ SEP 8, 2017 2:13 AM EST

in response to: I've a friend me & she were so close maybe we don't see each other very often cuz she lives far from me but we text all time but after my mobile phone is broken me & she doesn't talk like we were and most time I start conversation and sometimes she read my texts but doesn't reply back ... Does that mean she doesn't like me anymore or she what ?
A gradually more compelling argument for why I need a haircut.

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2017 10:12 PM EST

in response to: What's the first thing you see in the morning when you look in the mirror?
Yes, he should be sent to prison and executed.

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2017 5:29 AM EST

in response to: In Elementary, a boy tried to kiss me and grab my hand and put his hand on my lap 4 2yrs. Is this sexual harrassment
Nothing sexual lol. But challenges accepted. I will shove a watermelon up the written words "my ass". And I will jump out of a plane without a parachute if its a little plane not flying. Your challenges will be filmed and mentioned! Extreeeeeeme! But really I need challenges like cutting my long ass hair and donating it to charity, pranking my husband ideas, eating weird food ideas, etc. Keep in mind this is going to be a fun/funny thing to do =D

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2017 11:29 AM EST

in response to: I'm trying to raise money to get my family out of debt. I'm trying to do challenges and pranks that will be put on video depending on how much is donated. Like I'm afraid of heights but I will jump off a plane if people donate enough money. I need 150 pranks/challenges by strangers. If I like any of your challenges I will use them on my challenge list. What would you be interested in seeing someone do for money?
These tips will remedy the situation 90% of the time. Hair - grow your hair long and get it cut and dyed at a salon monthly. If your hair is thin/fine and your scalp shows through, you can buy hair fibers online that you sprinkle in and it can improve the look of your hair A LOT, just don't use so much that people notice. Skin - take care of any acne issues you may have(cont.)

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2017 1:41 AM EST

in response to: Sorry but if you're pretty, guys WILL approach you. If no one is approaching you, I'm sorry to say you're ugly. You can try approaching guys if you don't mind getting the reputation of the desperate stalker girl, but they won't want a relationship with you. At best you'll be the secret 3am booty call after they've tried all the other girls in their phone.
this question was posted 7 years ago so i hope this person cut the pineapple already

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2017 5:42 PM EST

in response to: darlings, should i cut this pineapple or wait till tomorrow?
if you're cute, why not? :p

GERMANY / AUG 28, 2017 12:22 PM EST

in response to: hey, can i dress up in stilletos and kick you in the nuts?
I'm a surgeon so trust me when I say that there's no way to do this without great pain unless you numb yourself. Simply use dry ice first to numb it up. Once it's become numb, take a brown bag and wrap it around tightly so no blood gets everywhere. Take a little vacuum hose and measure to where you wanna cut it. Once your done, simply take a knife and slice through very slowly to minimize any feeling. Enjoy!

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2017 5:53 PM EST

in response to: Ways of self-circumcising? Preferably minimal pain, thx
Only the second one! Any guy clean cut or who even possesses a hair brush or comb is gay!!

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 26, 2017 6:05 PM EST

in response to: does anyone else find these things attractive? 1. when someone who is usually clean-cut swears out of emotion 2. when someone is really captured by something/someone beautiful and it is hard for them to focus
You're looking extra cute today.

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2017 11:09 PM EST

in response to: I dare you to say something nice.
Ken Kaniff From Connecticut

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2017 5:12 PM EST

in response to: Say my name if you want me to kill myself
Find out if she actually is in a relationship first. If she is, don't try anything. Try your best to be friendly with her. Don't engage in anything romantic with her if she has a boyfriend, even if she wants to. As long as your friendly and charming and maybe slip in a tiny bit of compliments without getting noticed by her boyfriend, you might be the next choice. Especially if she called you cute, you have some potential.

CANADA / AUG 20, 2017 1:31 PM EST

in response to: this girl i like is already in a relationship i think, we used to talk but it didnt get far. one day she told me she thinks im cute but not her time but also says she would have went out with me... im confused, what should i do?
cute.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2017 4:06 PM EST

in response to: If you had to be the Resident Trump Apologist on JC, how would you feel?
Turd cutter

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2017 4:52 PM EST

in response to: What's your favorite part of the male body?
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