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But you don't work on Sundays right?

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 11:38 PM EST

in response to: I know you're here...
like dude, I dunno! ask him. It's OK to be gay these days

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 4:24 PM EST

in response to: Let me give you some context: 1) This guy gets nervous around me 2) This guy tries to make these lame jokes around me 3) This guy joined a community that I'm in What do you think: does he want to be my friend or, well, more than friends?
If you drink the baby batter after you cum each time, the effect will go away. Trust me, I tried this. It usually takes a couple times for it to fully go away. To make it go away faster, store it in a container, (I use a mason jar) let it sit for a few days, and then add vinegar, egg yolk, salt, and spoiled milk. Then stir it and enjoy!

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:43 PM EST

in response to: I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)
You work 2 days a week and can afford to buy crap like that?

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2017 11:28 AM EST

in response to: Yodelllls!! *does a lil dance...πŸ€— pens are on the way..
I have been seriously thinking of giving up smoking.. I have to set a date, a quitting date. Also, have to pray I get through the first two full days, I hear they are the hardest... 😣 Am scared!! Who are you and why do you care if I smoke or not??

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 8:43 PM EST

in response to: I feel like I have to do something.... but... 😞
It takes 60 to 70 minutes to cremate a human body, with modern cremators. Each Auschwitz cremation oven was in existence for about 600 days. They could not be run 24/7, and there was a significant proportion of downtime for repairs and maintenance. If we say 12 hours / 1 hour = 12 cremations per day per muffle for 600 days, the maximum capacity would be 12 x 52 x 600 = 374,400 bodies.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 2:01 PM EST

in response to: Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler
So some say all depressed people have leaky gut so try going two days without all the usual suspects wheat dairy sugar meat and watch your mood miraculously come back day 2 or 3. Very important to also exclude coffee in those two days. Coffee does weird things. Can have on day 3.

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 8:14 PM EST

in response to: I am as depressed as soh is stupid. I don't know if I will ever be happy again. What can I do?
So some say all depressed people have leaky gut so try going two days without all the usual suspects wheat dairy sugar meat and watch your mood miraculously come back day 2 or 3. Very important to also exclude coffee in those two days. Coffee does weird things. Can have on day 3.

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 8:14 PM EST

in response to: I am as depressed as soh is stupid. I don't know if I will ever be happy again. What can I do?
Not terribly religious. I go to synagogue a few times a year and especially for holidays, but past that I don't go often.

/ MAY 9, 2017 7:03 PM EST

in response to: Do you consider yourself to be a religious person?
Late!? You'd be lucky if I THOUGHT of you at all these days!! Ha!

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2017 9:29 PM EST

in response to: Thinking I'll call you FFC aka Fat Fake Canadian... what do ha fink? πŸ€— I like..
I'll go to the supermarket.. ☺️ roast some cauliflower (theyre finally on sale! $2.99 a head) if they look good, that is. If they're too small, which is what they usually are these days, I'll skip it. Snag a pack of butts, some coffee to keep me going, maybe some iced tea..

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2017 7:39 PM EST

in response to: Darlings, tell me something? Something nice from your day. ☺️ Can be anything.
No Wikipedia says 1926-present so ...no she is not dead....she alive...just hasn't been seen in public in the last few days.

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2017 3:53 AM EST

in response to: Queen Elizabeth is dead
Currently I eat around 2000-2500 calories and rarely exercise. My plan for the first 25 lbs is to cut down to 1800 calories, go for a 30 minute walk 6 days/week, and do a beginner's strength workout 3 days/week. I will try to increase the quality of food I eat and drink 8 cups of water daily.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2017 6:07 PM EST

in response to: Would it be possible to lose 45 lbs by August if I am over 200 lbs?
It's all new and a lot more work. You knew what to expect through high school, the routine never really changed. With college your days are totally different and packed with more work, add in the new environment and the new people it's an intimidating idea.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2017 10:18 AM EST

in response to: Why is the transition to college so intimidating?
I took 3 days to answer this

CHINA / APR 28, 2017 10:18 AM EST

in response to: Do you procrastinate?
DROOLING fool! Can see through you these days... πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ˜

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 6:22 PM EST

in response to: hidii ho!! πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ˜
Cause ya don't love me anymore... didn't even notice when I stayed away for the past few days... 😞

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 9:07 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, there's no point in me being here, trying to be civil to you moos, and all..
You posted three or four days ago and you didn't put me down because you couldn't and I'm not one of your boy toys.

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 7:50 PM EST

in response to: I'll sleep well tonite, I will. 😊
yes I'm a dude and I pick my nose most days, sometimes I eat it, sometimes I discard it, sometimes I pick it too much and my nose gets scabby and inflamed, sometimes I don't need to pick it for days

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 7:18 PM EST

in response to: you pick your nose, dont you...
Let's see $17.50....... average flow..... 6 days ........$115.00 times 12 months......Yes, that is a real bargain.

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 4:19 PM EST

in response to: duckies, I'm sooooo excited! I found these delightful new tampons with pretty little flowers on them .... only $17.50 each too! I can't wait to try them :)
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