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Die a horrible death

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2016 4:26 PM EST

in response to: What's the only thing better than sexually abusing a sexy 3 year old girl? Sexually abusing a sexy 3 month old girl :)
Two South Carolina teenagers are charged with murder in the shooting death of a good Samaritan who helped them pull an SUV out of a ditch. North Charleston police spokesman Spencer Pryor tells local news outlets the victim stopped to help the teens pull the vehicle out of a ditch about 11 p.m. Monday and was robbed and shot after the vehicle was freed. The name of the victim, who died at the scene, was not immediately released.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2016 10:44 PM EST

in response to: 2 bootlip coon dindus kill guy that helped them out of ditch: a warning to all-do not stop to help dindus on the side of the road
Just go anyway. Funerals and deaths are about paying respect for the dead, not caring about what other people will think of you. You don't have to cry. Just be polite and be kind to the family who you know that will be there and who probably are mourning themselves.


in response to: One of my family members just died and I never really knew her, but part of my family will be there and want me to go but I don't know how to feel... Is it weird that I won't cry?
Honesty is that what you want. May the fleas of a thousand camels fester your balls. May you die an agonizing slow death. May your computer and you get a terminal virus.


in response to: I have a problem I recently had sex with my gf for the first time and we used a condom and I didn't cum in her but there was a lot of Precum and she is having pregnancy symptoms and took online tests and most said positive idk what to do I'm not ready to be a father I'm only 16 What should I do she missed her period as well
Just a depressed teenager looking for shortlived fame before and after his death. It's a pattern.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2016 8:23 AM EST

in response to: MSM tried to BULLSHlT the masses today but got caught when the internet fought back ! They tried to sell the story that the German terrorist was a "right wing extremist" but the muslim woman who heard the attacker yell " allah snackbar " before mowing down innocent children ruined the narrative as her eye witness testimony went viral..
I call it instant death, and you won't listen

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2016 5:26 AM EST

in response to: You call it an abortion clinic; I call it a buffet!
I call this sh*t to sh*t coma dombat featuring mast*rbation which leads to death

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2016 5:22 AM EST

in response to: You call it a coat hanger; I call it an abortion clinic!
The boinker... He deserves all that and MORE!! Death! Death to the creepy!

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2016 10:32 PM EST

in response to: Anywho, I whisper things into his ear at night...
Wow, another life and death decision!


in response to: Am finkin maybe... MAYBE I'll give up coffee for tea.. Just a thought. 😊
You are correct. I had forgotten about Whitewater unfortunately. Then there's that whole Clinton Death list that I also forgot to mention.


in response to: Justcurio News Network: Hillary Clinton has announced that Elizabeth Warren would be her running mate. If her election is successful, then this would be the first time in history that the White House would be occupied by a group of liars: The President lied about...well...everything, Vice-President has lied about her Native American heritage, and First Husband had lied about not having sex with that woman. What did America do to deserve this?
But in Islamic countries the women get stoned to death for being molested


in response to: In the aftermath of last year's asylum-related sexual attacks during the "We Are Stockholm" youth festival. Police officers will give out bracelets with the text "Do not molest me" to girls attending this year's festival. Every man, including asylum seekers, will then be welcome to molest girls not wearing such a bracelet. Swedish police stressed that girls under the age of consent are too young to know what's best for them and adults will be free to molest them in a manner they see fit.
Glad you find cot death so funny. I hope your baby dies this way. Then again, I doubt any woman would want to be impregnated by you. Loser sick fukk

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2016 8:16 AM EST

in response to: Whats 18 inches long, blue and makes a woman cry all night? ... Cot death
And people like you are a waste of skin. May the feas of a thousand camels fester your balls and you have a short life and a painful death.

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2016 10:20 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: A Muslim walks into a gay bar: Bartender: What will you have? Muslim: Just some shots for everyone.
Death conditioned living. First on the left. One cross each.


in response to: Somebody please kill me
beating someone to death with a Mickey Mouse dildo

CANADA / MAY 24, 2016 10:50 PM EST

in response to: whats the kinkiest thing you've ever tried?
I hope a horse breaks into your house and anally rapes you to death.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2016 10:09 PM EST

in response to: Ya gonna be doing something tonight?? 😘 What are ya plans, Okies? 😊
Learning that the 14" FLC guy suffered a lingering and painful death.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2016 12:36 PM EST

in response to: What will fill your heart with gladness?
hopefully you'll bleed to death

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2016 6:24 PM EST

in response to: Hey, my an*s is bleeding badly. Just been bouncing on my boys d*ck for hours and just stopped and my an*s won't stop bleeding I've tried clogging it up with toilet paper but it just won't work HEEELLLP :////
Grab ya nearest spoon or kitchen utensil, and stab the f***ers. Make sure you hit the pregnant one so it can't breed and multiply. Oh and i'm fine. Apart from my impending death inevitably encroaching on me.

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2016 4:47 PM EST

in response to: Bonjounro!! It's morning here, and the chickens are barking... There's 3-4 stray cats who come to feed at our back door... One is a very pregnant tabby cat, so she gets extra!! 😝 Now she doesn't leave... 😊 And how are you guys going? Behaving while I'm gone, I hope?? 😘😘
There are many ideas about what will happen after death, but simply you will be buried or cremated.


in response to: What will happen to me after my death?
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