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It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!) It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!) It’s the Nutshack! Hoo-ugh! Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I., Horatio the Horat so bigga! Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2016 8:47 PM EST

in response to: It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee) It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!) It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)
Boil my dick in your acehole.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2016 2:18 PM EST

in response to: if you don't boil your wine you will go to jail
Slap with the dick.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2016 4:19 AM EST

in response to: Slap Soh's face. Slap her down.
So you can pretend to be an American, and act like a dick so you can complain about how awful Americans are.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2016 9:07 PM EST

in response to: Why do all my questions show my country as the United States when I'm actually in the UK?
and YOU lick dicks!

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2016 10:09 PM EST

in response to: The entertainment value of this election just keeps going up. Don King has endorsed Trump. And we still have a month and a half to go! What next? ISIS endorsing Hilly?
I blame George Bush and Dick Cheney. After all, Democratic Underground published that they would be shipping the whole lot of them back to Africa once elected. And they never did.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2016 11:32 AM EST

in response to: During the festivities in Charlotte last night the NASCAR Hall Of Fame was looted. Who failed at their simple task of posting the NASCAR Lives Matter signs?
My dick does

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2016 10:02 PM EST

in response to: Does your water get hard when you put it in the freezer?
My dick

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2016 2:51 PM EST

in response to: Best cheap dildo?
You are really fixated on asses and assholes, aren't you? Sure your gay side isn't attempting to surface? Do you dream about trying to push your itty-bitty dick into that tight, dry opening? Do you worry about how you smell to your partner? Do you panic wondering what you'll wipe your wet, stained, limp dick off with when you finally pull out, having satisfied your passions inside some poor guy?

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2016 2:42 PM EST

in response to: Don't you love listening to a woman bitch on a beautiful Sunday morning?
Well do you get excited in the pants when a guy with six pack abs hugs you? If yes then they probably do as well if no then you must be bendy ( gay) ...jk -_- I bet you didn't find it funny. Oh well idgaf. I'm bored. I'm leaving now. So long dick sucker (jk =_=)

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2016 10:24 AM EST

in response to: Do guys get excited in the pants when girls with big titties hug them? Lol
His dick of course

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2016 10:18 AM EST

in response to: A man's best friend is his ... ?
You pull out your dick and f*ck a dog and then you smack your husband and then you kill yourself.

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2016 3:57 AM EST

in response to: I joined a criminal themed roleplay forum. My character is a driver, escorting prostitutes and smuggling cigarettes around Chicago. What should happen in the introductory post?
Sure you can just worship my dick as i f*ck your mouth.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2016 3:16 AM EST

in response to: Is it possible to not go to church and still be religious?
I'll judge you with my dick in your mouth.

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2016 10:56 PM EST

in response to: Who are you to judge me and what I do??! 😝
Well i guess your dick is so small that it would only fit a 3 year old.

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2016 8:01 AM EST

in response to: When cherries are red they're ready for plucking. When girls are 3 they're ready for fućking
I think you should boil some water and put your dick in it then find a job so you can move out of your mothers basement.

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2016 3:06 AM EST

in response to: How do i boil a bullet so i can shoot myself?
I think you should boil some water and put your dick in it then find a job so you can move out of your mothers basement.

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2016 3:01 AM EST

in response to: I'm planning on sexually abusing my 2 year old daughter. She's a mouthy little bitch, so I will need something to pacify her and I was thinking wine might be a good idea. Because of her age, should I boil the wine before I give it to her?
my dick

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2016 8:56 AM EST

in response to: What do you want to show the world?
10:11 sucked everyone's dick.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2016 10:42 PM EST

in response to: Why are all the good looking ones so dum?
Why, is your dick to small?

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2016 7:53 PM EST

in response to: I s-u-c-k gas for d-i-c-k money, any takers?
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