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John Dillinger's dick is preserved in a jar in the Smithsonian.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 2:04 PM EST

in response to: What is your favorite conspiracy theory?
A pussy with strong muscles that can squeeze a dick for all it's worth.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 6:07 PM EST

in response to: How do you guys prefer a womans body? Curvy, skinny, chubby, fat? Honest opinions! You can compare to a celebrity who you think has a perfect body :)
Just let a brown dicked ass pirate nail you and get it over with. You with a dyke because in reality there really is no such thing as "bisexual" so you are probably gay as well.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 12:32 PM EST

in response to: My bisexual girlfriend wants to take me to a gay bar. I'm not worried about being hit on, but I feel like hanging out at a gay club would be somewhat dishonest and touristy. Is my apprehension warranted?
You think everyone is FM. I can't be FM cause my dick is too big.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2014 8:09 PM EST

in response to: I see FM is on... I'll drop by GP, walk around, and see what's good... Then I'll tend to my scrapbook... Then read THE BOOK... :)
I read where everyone has received an unsolicited dick pic. I tend to believe that over the pushing people thing.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2014 2:54 PM EST

in response to: I read where everyone has pushed someone down the stairs at some point in their lives. Do you remember when you did it or when it happened to you?
He has to throw his gut on top of her big fat ass and hope his dick is long enough to find the mark.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 6:54 PM EST

in response to: If they're both fat can a man still lay pipe from behind or will his hanging gut get in the way?
This is the War Chief Crazy Whore, I just left a yellow stain on the wigwam wall of Little Dick. He bother you no more.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 6:11 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio.us friends! This is the Chief. Please show patience with my son Little Dick. He has been angry since squaw removed him from breast too soon. We have no more control over our women than you do. We hope he becomes man soon (meaning he learns white man money has more buying power than these crummy beads) but we too have had to be patient.
Oh no, Little Runny Dick just got drunk and burned down the teepee.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 4:25 PM EST

in response to: Hey Little Dick! Get off that damn computer and go clean the ashtrays in the Poker Room!
I won't do that. It's too comprehensive to cut down to a summary. The news is big and the J.Savile page on the davidicke.com/forum has got 81,158 posts and 14,343,073 hits in 2 years, not bad considering the public still don't give a damn, despite saying it's obscene simply to talk about it(as if spreading the news is the same thing as being a child abuser!). hangthebankers.com/secrecy-laws-passed-to-hide-pedophile-ring-connection-to-
royal-family/


UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 5:51 AM EST

in response to: hangthebankers.com/prince-philip-is-this-the-sickest-man-in-the-uk/...This is the sickest twat in the world. A comprehensive account worth reading. The Dirty Green Mothers steal all your wealth. When will British and Americans stop worshipping the British Royal Family?
No, you ARE the biggest dick in the world.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 8:35 PM EST

in response to: I have the biggest dick in the world. Discuss.
Because I have a big dick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 7:56 PM EST

in response to: Why should I agree with you?
You, sir, are a dick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 5:11 PM EST

in response to: Babies, Breeders, and Autards: A Childfree Story. (A Spike Lee Joint) Would you watch this film?
Drippy dick!

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 3:11 PM EST

in response to: And so it is... and so it has come to be...
devvo says 'ur tha fookin plonka ya dickhead wahhhhh'

FRANCE / JUL 16, 2014 11:45 AM EST

in response to: 22What\\\'s that coming over the hill is it a Plonker a PIPE PLONKER!!!
Sýck your own dick some more faggit

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 9:41 PM EST

in response to: The other day, I learned how to milk myself. So, I drank some of my man-milk...and it was NASTY! I'm sticking to cow milk after this charming experiment. Why is human milk so nasty?
But you can't be an American by reading American things. Stay on your dick-shaped peninsula.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 6:09 PM EST

in response to: Why are Europeans such know-it-alls? Unless you lived in America as an immigrant, and experienced racism and discrimination firsthand, then you have NO RIGHT to say anything. And no, looking it up on the Internet does not count.
Such talk, and they wonder why we won't put our dick in their mouth.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2014 2:43 PM EST

in response to: List of significant females who arenít dead?
Most 16 year old are dicks.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2014 11:39 PM EST

in response to: How big should an average dick be? I'm 16
I wouldn't. Too many splinters in your dick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2014 6:50 PM EST

in response to: What kind of lube does one use when having sex with a marionette?
How do you know he has a bigger dick than Italy.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2014 3:35 PM EST

in response to: The perceived anonymity of Justcurio.us is just a perception. Do not put false hope in your computer to protect you from the ramifications of your actions.
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