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Asking this question to a bunch of trolls is like asking a bunch of women what their preference in size is. you're not going to get a real answer. You most likely put 8 to sound big cause you know 8 is bigger than the size you naturally are. The average size no matter what race or anything, is 5 to 6 inches. don't be ashamed of your size. Women need foreplay not dick to get off. Any woman who says otherwise, is delusional and needs to stop that stupid dick size game.

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2018 10:08 PM EST

in response to: Is an 8 inch dick huge?
Your boyfriend can such my 13 inch dick

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2018 9:06 PM EST

in response to: Does it upset you to know that my boyfriend has a bigger dick than you?
She rubs your dick

CANADA / JUN 20, 2018 6:41 PM EST

in response to: How do i know if a girl likes me
hang yourself by the balls until your dick falls off.

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2018 9:06 AM EST

in response to: I saw three 9 year old girls in MacDonalds. My favorite was an olive-skinned brunette with large lips. She was wearing a white tank top (which showed off her prepubescent tits nicely), a denim skirt, and white glittery flip flops with a kitten heel. The little tease sat with her legs slightly open so I could see right up her thigh, but not her underwear. She went upstairs to the toilet and I looked upwards so I could get a look at her undies...
So it looks like I was wrong about Justcurio. All this time, I thought this site was home to a bunch of deplorable Trump dickriders, but after seeing the responses it looks like there are lots of smart, intelligent people who think the Trump's presidency has been a disaster. Looks like I believed every lie that GhostPoster had about this place. I am sorry for assuming this site was a racist redneck haven.

UNITED STATES / JUN 16, 2018 1:16 PM EST

in response to: Why do you always, ALWAYS complain about Donald Trump day in and day out? Are you secretly in love with him?
When Trump dies he will be suсking dick in hell.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2018 11:39 AM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: What do Mueller’s Russia investigations and the Pope’s dick have in common? They are both useless.
But mueller’s dick will soon be in trump’s mouth

CANADA / JUN 15, 2018 11:30 AM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: What do Mueller’s Russia investigations and the Pope’s dick have in common? They are both useless.
Ohh...and one more thing.. yeah it is shalliw, but you are part of that generation that says if it feels good it must be right. I've tried explaining higher principles of living and people in your age range never an understand ... it's really nice to know the soul, not the dick..

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2018 9:36 AM EST

in response to: Does it make me shallow to request for dick pics before meeting someone just to make sure it's worth getting to know that person?
What the fuçk is it with you, trump and mice??. Bloody hell, you practically run outside and jizz on sidewals, over a stupid joke about mean mice trying to bite Canadian officials dicks. Now you've got trump bringing a mouse home seriously you need help asap.. please call 1-800-HAUL MY PSYCHO ASS TO BELLEVUE"

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2018 8:33 PM EST

in response to: We can safely assume that Trump hasn't achieved anything worthwhile. Leave it to Trump to come home without a deal whatsoever. The mountain brought forth a mouse.
What the fuçk is it with you, trump and mice??. Bloody hell, you practically run outside and jizz on sidewals, over a stupid joke about mean mice trying to bite Canadian officials dicks. Now you've got trump bringing a mouse home seriously you need help asap.. please call 1-800-HAUL MY PSYCHO ASS TO BELLEVUE"

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2018 12:37 PM EST

in response to: We can safely assume that Trump hasn't achieved anything worthwhile. Leave it to Trump to come home without a deal whatsoever. The mountain brought forth a mouse.
you're right. he's the one here all day bashing Trump talking about his dick and how he knows what it looks like, like a sick pervert.

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2018 5:56 AM EST

in response to: Did you know? "By 2028, America’s government debt burden could explode from this year’s $15.5 trillion to a staggering $33 trillion—more than 20% bigger than it would have been had Trump’s agenda not passed." ~Fortune
He the dude with the micro dick

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 10:38 PM EST

in response to: Funny guy, huh?
How do you know his dick is a Cheeto unless you looked at it? Does it turn you on thinking about male on male action? Is that what you're interested in? You mention a lot about Trump but never his policies. Are you enamoured by him? You speak of his hair, his dick, his balls, his face, etc. do you have a thing for Trump? You speak of him all the time, you feel like you're part of America's politics yet you're in Canada. what's wrong with you?

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 10:11 PM EST

in response to: Did you know? "By 2028, America’s government debt burden could explode from this year’s $15.5 trillion to a staggering $33 trillion—more than 20% bigger than it would have been had Trump’s agenda not passed." ~Fortune
I’m not sukking Trump’s Cheeto dick! What’s you’re problem?!?

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 9:26 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network: Two dictators are currently having a meeting at a swanky resort in Singapore. What do you think will come out of this historic meeting between Orange Hitler and The Yellow Menace?
Look asshat, we told you weeks ago we’re not going to play your stupid “Faux Ignorance “ game... Go fùck yourself with trumps’s cheeto dick.

CANADA / JUN 11, 2018 8:59 PM EST

in response to: Did you know? "By 2028, America’s government debt burden could explode from this year’s $15.5 trillion to a staggering $33 trillion—more than 20% bigger than it would have been had Trump’s agenda not passed." ~Fortune
Look asshat, we told you weeks ago we’re not going to play your stupid “Faux Ignorance “ game... Go fùck yourself with trumps’s cheeto dick.

CANADA / JUN 11, 2018 8:58 PM EST

in response to: Who gives a fûck about a hermit state and the little fat chink who runs it?
Dude, if your gay boyfriend's dick is fragile enough, it can "break off" then I can say this. You need some basic reality lessons.If you do pair-of-pliers it, or crack it, or break it in two, he won't feel pain. Because that thing he's been poking you with is a plastic toy dick, a very cheap plastic toy dick.

UNITED STATES / JUN 9, 2018 10:43 AM EST

in response to: I can't believe he fell asleep during sex. Should I break it off?
eat a dick

UNITED STATES / JUN 7, 2018 7:45 PM EST

in response to: Why don't Trump lies turn off off Trump supporters? Do they simply not care that he lies because he's their idol? Or do they not believe he lies because they're conditioned to believe it's all fake news? 🤔
Simple 12:52 have a tape measurer ready when dick is near your gay mouth

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2018 5:01 PM EST

in response to: How long is a 14” fully limp c0ck after partial arousle?
11:04 has orange lips from trump’s dick

CANADA / JUN 5, 2018 11:08 PM EST

in response to: DONALD TRUMP...BEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!
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