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UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2016 4:41 PM EST

in response to: My girlfriend said none of the guys she's been with have ever come from head. Holy šhitballs, bitch. Perhaps it's because you sućk at sucking coćk?!? Now she's eight years old she should be able to use Google and just look this stuff up. This one ain't too bright.
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UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2016 12:04 PM EST

in response to: What´s more embarrassing for a woman? When you can see her butt or her boobs?
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UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2016 10:39 PM EST

in response to: point values are tripled. Name something you hold in your hand in the bath tub
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UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2016 12:36 PM EST

in response to: How long is a 14" fully limp cock, when fully erect?
He had a 1.4" fully limp dick.

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2016 9:59 PM EST

in response to: This just in: Omar Mir Seddique Mateen was a regular at Pulse, had an active Grindr account.
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UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2016 1:51 PM EST

in response to: Looks like those crazy muzlums are still "doing their thing"
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UNITED STATES / JUN 7, 2016 6:33 PM EST

in response to: I am an extremely horny 17 year old girl who likes older men. Not super super old, but men from 30-40 ish. If you're an older man, answer this: would you have sex with me if I kept my mouth shut about it?
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UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2016 10:40 PM EST

in response to: Fcuk this.... Place!
If she has a severe rash I'd never let her close to my dick.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2016 10:13 PM EST

in response to: Okies ... a couple of days before I left the Peens my vulva started to itch 😩 Did I tell you I went to the Peens? Peens! 😊 Peens! 😊 Peens! I cannot wait to go back!!!! Anyway, now it really itches and burns and has a rash all over it ... 😩 what should I do?
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UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2016 8:55 PM EST

in response to: Hello! 😝 Soooo, on the plane coming home, we were given the choice for dinner meals, 😊. Choices were either an American style plate or Korean. I chose the Korean. We were given Bulgogi Ssambap, and OMG, I fell in love. Thankfully there was a small label that came w the meal, otherwise I wouldn't even know what I was eating... I want to snag a Korean cookbook and recreate this dish! 😩 It was soooo gorg, I don't know what to say.
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UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2016 8:54 PM EST

in response to: Okies ... a couple of days before I left the Peens my vulva started to itch 😩 Did I tell you I went to the Peens? Peens! 😊 Peens! 😊 Peens! I cannot wait to go back!!!! Anyway, now it really itches and burns and has a rash all over it ... 😩 what should I do?
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UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2016 3:01 PM EST

in response to: good morning... bonjourno!!
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UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2016 3:00 PM EST

in response to: Darlings, what are you going to do today? What are the plans? :)
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UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2016 9:23 AM EST

in response to: Am going to the store.... I'll snag some coffee. 😊
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UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2016 9:22 AM EST

in response to: good morning... bonjourno!!
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UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2016 9:20 AM EST

in response to: Darlings, what are you going to do today? What are the plans? :)
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UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2016 6:48 PM EST

in response to: Am going to GP! 😝
Respect thy dick, 6:29. You sure you really want to stick it in her?

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2016 6:38 PM EST

in response to: Am going to GP! 😝
in fact I did. but I also miss my hemorrhoids and I like driving nails through my dick

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2016 12:15 PM EST

in response to: Hey babes. Did you miss me. I'm home alone. 😊😊😊😊
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UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2016 10:01 AM EST

in response to: where can I buy a softball
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