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Fat guys have no dicks.

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 3:13 PM EST

in response to: Do women with morbidly obese boyfriends have problems find their boyfriend's dick?
I have trouble. I can't find your fat boyfriend's dick.

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 3:04 PM EST

in response to: Do women with morbidly obese boyfriends have problems find their boyfriend's dick?
they've seen my dick now

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 4:34 AM EST

in response to: oh my gosh... i invited someone to talk online today and i am too nervous to talk to them
Should i be more of a dick or less.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2017 6:56 PM EST

in response to: If God loves me, why won’t he protect me instead of letting this happen to me?
dick

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2017 5:51 PM EST

in response to: f u c k We're sorry, but in order to keep justcurio.us a friendly place, we can't accept that question.
I had to cage my dick again! your posts made me jerk of way too many times and now my dick is sore!

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2017 3:23 PM EST

in response to: Hey, what ha doing?? 😑
Give him a bj. Start by touching his dick through his trousers

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 7:49 PM EST

in response to: My boyfriend fingered me the other night for the first time, how do i turn him on? What should i do to return the favor?
Empty? Hollow? Eat a dick.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 12:21 PM EST

in response to: I got married 10 months ago i'm never in the mood for sex, i feel empty hollow from the inside.what should i do
Seriously if she bothers you so much just break up with her and stop being such a dick

EGYPT / MAR 23, 2017 9:14 AM EST

in response to: My God damn fat girlfriend just broke my car seat. I would kill her if her fat ass body wasn't so hard to hide. But what alternative do I have?
What are you putting her in a car for? Fat girlfriends should be home bent over a chair with a dick in her fat ass. Serves you right for breaking protocol.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 7:16 PM EST

in response to: My God damn fat girlfriend just broke my car seat. I would kill her if her fat ass body wasn't so hard to hide. But what alternative do I have?
now that my dick is uncaged I can shave tonight

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 9:41 PM EST

in response to: When are ya gonna shave?! 😝
great news soh! my dick is uncaged now!! I just jerked off to this post!! THANK YOU SOOOOOOOO much... I need a tissue to clean the screen though

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 9:40 PM EST

in response to: Hate you critters... I sometimes do... like now 😣
boy I wish my dick weren't caged right about now!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 3:31 PM EST

in response to: Even though I call you moos and critters, you're actually beautiful just the way you are.. scars and all!! πŸ˜πŸ’‹
I would really like to jerk off to this one!! I would if my dick weren't still caged!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 1:33 PM EST

in response to: Even though I call you moos and critters, you're actually beautiful just the way you are.. scars and all!! πŸ˜πŸ’‹
I would jerk off to this post of sohs, but my dick is still in a cage

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2017 2:14 PM EST

in response to: Yooodaal eh heee wooooo!!
For some reason telling fags to stop taking 30 anonymous dicks a week wasn't an effective or acceptable strategy. So fags carried on as before, demanding outsized public spending to find medical therapies to support their degeneracy. One of their tricks was spreading belief that Normie's were as at risk for HIV through vagìnal sex as Fags were from taking double digits in a night in their perforated, bleeding assholes while on a cocktail of narcotics to withstand the pain of the trauma.

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 7:35 PM EST

in response to: I have a crush on a boy ( I'm a boy) and I want to give him a bj. We both go to the same schools and are in year ten and I'm certain he would let me as we had conversations about this in year 9. How o I ask him and where should I do it at school.
my dick is erect

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 5:34 PM EST

in response to: do y'all ever just feel empty and hurt and like the people you surrouded with ain't helping but you can't do sht because your a loner ):
Thanks for the response, dicky hicky! Haha! Yeah, I misspelled receiving. I left out the E. Thanks for being kind. Oh wait! They don't teach kindness in school. Bye losers.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 1:11 AM EST

in response to: When reciving oral sex, have you ever gotten a bruise from someone sucking so hard?
Thanks for the response, dicky hicky! Haha! Yeah, I misspelled receiving. I left out the E. Thanks for being kind. Oh wait! They don't teach kindness in school. Bye losers.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 1:10 AM EST

in response to: When reciving oral sex, have you ever gotten a bruise from someone sucking so hard?
A dicky hicky? Sure!

CANADA / MAR 15, 2017 9:52 PM EST

in response to: When reciving oral sex, have you ever gotten a bruise from someone sucking so hard?
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