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Check out my imperial dick then you will know for sure.

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2016 6:00 PM EST

in response to: Seeing the question from 3:08 makes me wonder. Will metric-sized condoms fit an American dick? Or are they too small?
No, times have changed. He slobbers on my dick and gives me cock.

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2016 9:16 AM EST

in response to: Does your coke dealer make you slobber on his dick?
There is many things wrong with this question. YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS EIGHT! SERIOUSLY IF YOUR NOT A TROLL I'VE LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY. Second of all, SHE SUC*S AT SUC*ING DICKS! This is another sign that you've probably never even sucked a girls nipple besides you own mother. Third GOOGLE SERIOUSLY! PLEASE GET OFF THE INTERNET!

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2016 8:05 PM EST

in response to: My girlfriend says none of the guys she's been with have ever come from head. Holy šhitballs, bitch. Perhaps it's because you sućk at sucking coćk?!? Now she's eight years old she should be able to use Google and just look this stuff up. This one ain't too bright.
I wanna see some Dick

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 4:40 PM EST

in response to: so, how wet are they today?
Ron... Another dumb dickhead who got catfished on JC

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 10:22 AM EST

in response to: Are there any guys out there willing to do chat sex with me on here? If so answer and tell me your first name and what you want me to do sexton wise.
put a dick in there to loosen it up

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2016 8:15 PM EST

in response to: How do I finger myself? I'm SUPER tight. I can see my vag hole but it's pretty tiny. PLZ HELP ME!
No it smells of dick!

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2016 8:57 PM EST

in response to: My crotsch stinks! I haven't been bathing.
That was a great reference! Those uncultured dicks just don't understand...

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2016 7:53 PM EST

in response to: This picture depicts a person who tragically took their life. I was curious as to whether and why people find it in bad taste. i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg
More treachery from George Bush and Dick Cheney! Is George Bush going to steal the election again?

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2016 10:19 AM EST

in response to: OMFG! FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!! OIL THE GUNS!!!! LOCK AND LOAD!!!!!
my dick is still attached

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2016 5:21 PM EST

in response to: , Hellloooo!! Am here. Say something nice from your day...
My boyfriend said when he put his dick in me it was like putting it in a bucket of lard. Do you think that was nice?

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2016 10:57 PM EST

in response to: Bella smells like dog, dog!
If 3 people got banned there would be no one here, dickweed.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2016 10:37 PM EST

in response to: Jews need to pay reparations to White people for all the ones who died saving them in WW2
Anyone who can come on a microscope slide must have a little dick. Btw you are not really funny also.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2016 10:33 PM EST

in response to: Hey guys? Ever cum on a microscope slide, then while looking at it through the scope you stab the little swimmers with a dissecting needle?
Cripey dick.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2016 8:13 PM EST

in response to: Among Canadian-born mothers, the researchers found that about 105 boys were born for every 100 girls, consistent with the natural odds of 103 to 107 boys for every 100 girls. By contrast, among Indian-born mothers, the proportion of males increased with the number of children born. By the third birth, 138 boys were born to Indian-born mothers for every 100 girls, and by the fourth birth, 166 boys were born to every 100 girls. RАPE CULTURE INCOMING RАPE CULTURE INCOMING
If I were female I think I'd have been less disgusted with a tiny dick that a *normal* one. What do you consider normal?

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2016 6:23 PM EST

in response to: For those of you who are new here and are wondering about the torrid love affair between fatman and soh, you should know this is not a recent event. For example: " i'm here... i see fatman (the disgusting albino) was a hot topic earlier... and for the record, he did pull out his microdick in front of me on cam. the fat bastard!!!!!!!! THE UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2010 2:49 PM EST"
Whats wrong with that.. its a good microdick.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2016 4:09 PM EST

in response to: For those of you who are new here and are wondering about the torrid love affair between fatman and soh, you should know this is not a recent event. For example: " i'm here... i see fatman (the disgusting albino) was a hot topic earlier... and for the record, he did pull out his microdick in front of me on cam. the fat bastard!!!!!!!! THE UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2010 2:49 PM EST"
do you know how to suсk dick?

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2016 9:40 PM EST

in response to: Let's not and say we did... 😝
Isn't going to happen. In this country we have these things called seasons which means the temperature ranges will vary every few weeks. I blame George Bush and Dick Cheney for this.

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2016 9:05 PM EST

in response to: Where in the US is it a constant 50-65 degree temperature. Am looking to move...
And the dick vomited.

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2016 8:28 PM EST

in response to: What do you do for a living, i asked... I'm a match maker, he said. Got a match for me, I responded. Yeah, me, he said.... I nearly vomited and lost my lunch.
Then he pulled out his dick

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2016 8:27 PM EST

in response to: What do you do for a living, i asked... I'm a match maker, he said. Got a match for me, I responded. Yeah, me, he said.... I nearly vomited and lost my lunch.
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