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never. I have been pulled over 4 times in my life. One of them I got a warning. 2 of them happened to be after picking my brother up from the airport so that was just great. One of them was driving through Ohio but those cops are dicks and the cop that pulled me over had braces so it just made them seem juvenile. Get invisalign if you're an adult and want people to take you seriously.

/ AUG 3, 2015 9:08 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever been arrested, if so what for?
Wow. Power of the dickless.

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2015 1:58 PM EST

in response to: What the fućk do you know about me? ITALY/Aug 03, 2015 10:07 AM (A LOT, Steve)
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UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2015 10:42 AM EST

in response to: 01 I am going to start numbering my posts so I can post the same fuсking thing everyday. Aren't I special?
I have 10 dicks

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2015 10:02 AM EST

in response to: 01 I am going to start numbering my posts so I can post the same fuсking thing everyday. Aren't I special?
I have 10 dicks

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2015 9:52 AM EST

in response to: 01 I am going to start numbering my posts so I can post the same fuсking thing everyday. Aren't I special?
I lifted yo momma onto my dick

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2015 7:15 PM EST

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When they see your big dick they will want to be your friend.

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2015 10:42 PM EST

in response to: Moved to a new city in the summer. How do I make friends before school starts again?
Can you imagine how it would.feel to brush 7 dicks all touching each other side by side...

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2015 9:57 PM EST

in response to: I have 7 dicks
I wouldn't fuсk soh with izzy's dick

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2015 10:31 AM EST

in response to: Rusty pitchforks for SOH and the rest of you moos.
No thank you. I have more respect for my dick than that.

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2015 8:55 AM EST

in response to: Rusty pitchforks for SOH and the rest of you moos.
I smashed my dick in the toilet seat

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2015 3:36 AM EST

in response to: Measure your toilet from floor to seat, then from floor to tank. Post the figures here.
Actually, he has a real job, works up to 50 hours a week, and it is intended labor. He has a family to feed, bills to pay, and a car to repair. And no, there would be druggies banging on the door. He only deals with those he trusts, and if they did do that, he'd kill them. U think people only deal drugs cux they're lazy? He works all day all week in an intence work environment; its not enuff when u got a big family and big bills. U dick...

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2015 4:03 PM EST

in response to: Yesterday, I held 7 grams of crystal meth in my hands. It looked like one solid rock, but I felt it and it was all tiny crystals. The fuÁked up thing is that when I saw it, I smiled ear to ear (I don't use meth). Later that day I saw a gallon sized zip lock filled with weed. This house I live in...
A photograph of a dick

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2015 5:36 AM EST

in response to: What is the rarest thing you have ever found?
my dick is wide

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2015 3:12 AM EST

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and the OP has a very tiny dick

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2015 9:41 AM EST

in response to: 052 If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racist, juvenile, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help.
What a dick.

/ JUL 21, 2015 7:57 PM EST

in response to: I was in FIRST PLACE in Mario Cart about to cross the finish line, when the 4yr old playing (in last place) decides to get in front of the screen and start jumping, causing me to crash and go to 12th place... FuÁking asshole
You call that a dick?

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 4:35 PM EST

in response to: can I press my dick against your arse?
can I press my dick against your arse

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 4:08 PM EST

in response to: Can I press my arse against your living room window?
Yeah, unless your a grown ass man. Now suÁk a fat black dick

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2015 11:07 AM EST

in response to: I never kiss a girl. Is normal?
people are dicks

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2015 5:57 AM EST

in response to: Why are people being such dicks to gay people?
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