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Stomp my dick down on broken glass.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 1:21 PM EST

in response to: Anywhoo.. I'll be doing so and so today. Laundry, cleaning me room, etc.. Annnd also take out the 🐶.. what ha going to do this weekend? Are you doing anything for Memorial Day?? Am so nosy.
Pinch your ball sack until your dick starts spewing blood, then after a while you will bleed out and die. At least that's how I did it when my cousin was having this same problem. Don't worry, the pain goes away after you do.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:46 PM EST

in response to: I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)
I just want to get my dick wet

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 5:22 PM EST

in response to: What's self respect got to do with it when any hole is a goal?

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 12:15 PM EST

in response to: If you created your own language, what would you name the letter D?
cut off my dick

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:18 AM EST

in response to: Just bought my big fat wife 2 seats on a flight to Seattle. She's traveling for work again, gone for 5 days. I hope she fits. What should I do while she's away?
I prefer bigger dick than you got

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 4:15 PM EST

in response to: soh likes to take it up the ass
Is this a dick joke?

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 12:22 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever tried to juice a banana?
I have the smallest dick in the world.

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 1:05 PM EST

in response to: How deformed is your dick
Did you just refer to your dick as the Savior?

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 1:00 PM EST

in response to: In this world of greed and hate will you wait till it's too late to claim the Savior for your own?
If she gives you any grief, just shove your big ugly dick down her throat and let her coke on it for awhile.

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 10:17 AM EST

in response to: I told my gf that I'm circumcised (but I'm not) what do I do? I think she'll be mad HELP
His dick of steel will wreak a vag

CANADA / MAY 16, 2017 8:29 PM EST

in response to: UNITED STATES/May 16, 2017 03:10 PM Posted by ........ Soh I took the first Saturday off last week for the first time... ever. But I wasn't sick. Come to fink of it, can't remember the last time I physically sick. Am ƒucking Super Man.
Stop being a needy dickhead.

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 10:26 AM EST

in response to: So theres this girl and i almost rebounded her a few months ago. I acted irrational and basically bullied her and now her parents hate me. Now flash forward when everything is cooled down and set, her parents hate me as a habit now. But i really like her, and we're on better terms, and i think she likes me. But our parents still hate the other's kid (her parents hate me, my parents hate her, but less intensely. Theyre not the problem) what do i do?
slam your dick in a door

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2017 4:33 PM EST

in response to: Should l kill myself
If I cut your dick off you would obedient too.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 2:20 PM EST

in response to: Do you think you would have a better and more obedient wife if she was circumcised? Removing the clit does seem to have a positive effect on women.
Yeah right, you're not s distraction...lol. I was 17 once and had a 16 year old girlfriend as well. Don't lie or insult our intelligence....helping her study what..... the head of your dick?

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 12:22 PM EST

in response to: My girlfriend's parents aren't allowing me to see her for 2 months (during exam period) but she is against this and wants to see me. She's 16, I am 17. What can we do?
a big juicy dick :D


in response to: Got a lot of money like I'm Donald Trump, some planes, the body of a pig and the body of a a beluga whale. What do you have?
It's because your dick is too big.

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2017 11:54 PM EST

in response to: I know girls who are less attractive than me get asked out. Even one time a guy thought I had a bf and when I said no he was all shocked. He said I am a very beautiful girl and that I would find someone. The problem is that I have never had a guy ask me out.
I said fascination there asshole, read comp much dickweed.


in response to: It's obvious soh is posting here today even though she is trying to hide it. Her special kind of stupid is so obvious it's impossible to hide.
She is on her period. A little extra protein if you eat her, dickweed.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2017 4:28 PM EST

in response to: If I finger a girl and blood came out, does that mean I took her virginity with my finger?
I have got everything you need plus I've got a huge dick. How do I contact you?

KOREA / APR 28, 2017 2:44 PM EST

in response to: My dick is huge...so I need a huge pussy to accommodate it....Any of you ladies got a big cave? A fat ass and an enormous asshole are a plus as well.
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