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Hillary doesn't have a dick, Dumbass.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 2:58 PM EST

in response to: Is Trump really so stupid that he thinks he can pardon himself and his family?
12:57 is an idiot who sucks Hillary's dick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 1:39 PM EST

in response to: Is Trump really so stupid that he thinks he can pardon himself and his family?
Plug you dick into a light socket.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 12:50 PM EST

in response to: What app should I use to stream child pоrn on my Toshiba Tablet that was made in 2013? I want an app that will let me record horny prepubescent chicks digitally but stream online so fans of mine could watch? I'm not sure what to use.
eat dick

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 11:58 AM EST

in response to: don't you sorta hafta admire teenage mothers?
I don't have a favorite but I can your's is dick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 2:03 PM EST

in response to: What's ur fav food ? Idk I like food
The ones with big dicks can fuсk themselves in the ass.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 4:30 PM EST

in response to: Do gay guys get turned on when they look at themselves naked in the mirror?
A shade lighter than your dad's dick?

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2017 9:09 PM EST

in response to: What color was I thinking about when I asked this question?
The color of your dad's dick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2017 8:22 PM EST

in response to: What color was I thinking about when I asked this question?
Elephant trunk dick

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2017 6:23 AM EST

in response to: What\'s the best nickname people have ever given to you?
Dick

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 10:49 PM EST

in response to: If you started your own language, what would be your word for აილ?
Eat my dick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2017 11:45 PM EST

in response to: I don't know why I even thought for a second there would be any decent questions on here. Slow down get to know yourself lol y'all need Jesus
Fatties...huge asses getting plowed by big dicks.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2017 12:15 PM EST

in response to: what genre of adult material should i watch?
Ugly dick

UNITED STATES / JUL 6, 2017 10:19 PM EST

in response to: I went to a nudist beach recently but I was the only uncircumcised man there. Would this make you feel awkward too?
50 shades of dicks

FRANCE / JUL 6, 2017 2:32 PM EST

in response to: Why is the biggest dick in the world and the littlest dick in the world arguing about who's dick is bigger?
Your mother fuсks anything with a dick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 6, 2017 11:43 AM EST

in response to: Your mother fuсks nіggers.
dicks know about dicks

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2017 4:15 AM EST

in response to: My only complaint about women is that most of them don't like giving head, probably because giving head means they have to stop talking for a few minutes. I'd rather get a blo job from a man any day, though. Men just do it better. Agree?
Wow, who's the asshole that just said that?? Maybe you shouldn't be such a dick. /: ? Lolol

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2017 8:24 PM EST

in response to: Is it safe to add a little bit of water to thick lubricant, to make it more slippery? Asking for a friend (:
Wow! I'm what many people around me consider a dick, and even I wouldn't stoop so low as to do that. My brand of dickishness is just mildly irritating.

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2017 7:02 PM EST

in response to: Why are my friends such a**holes who book a holiday during my birthday and four days after booking it say "we forgot to invite you"?
Fart, if the person has negative reaction, its a girl, no matter if it has a dick...

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2017 6:33 AM EST

in response to: Okay so like, how can I tell if something is a trap or an actual girl. I have fallen for some traps before and i want to know how to prevent this and actually be able to tell the difference so if i can get any help on how to not get a huge boner for guys that look like girls that'd be cool.
my dick is a tuna can

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2017 3:30 AM EST

in response to: The longer the dick, the better.
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