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When i woke up this morning my dick smelled like a dead fish.

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2017 11:55 PM EST

in response to: do fish have feelings
she sat opposite me and opened her legs to flash her panties (pink with light blue poker-dots and a white frilly trim). She wanted a dicking. She didn't complain when I touched her legs, so I gradually slid my hand up her dress. She giggled when I reached her prepubescent vag. I asked her stroke my сock while I played with her and she didn't resist. Suddenly she went from happy to delirious her eyes rolled back she shivered and orgasmed. I came immediately.

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2017 12:54 PM EST

in response to: I saw a very sexy 10 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips, green eyes, and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...
Dick munch

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2017 6:58 AM EST

in response to: Bigger insult: dick munch OR jerk off?
I have them on my dick.

UNITED STATES / NOV 12, 2017 7:24 PM EST

in response to: can you get rid of stretch-marks? (i have them on my hips, all above my knees, some on my breasts and i can see some forming elsewhere, im very conscious of it)
No thanks, you never know what that dick has been in

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2017 2:13 AM EST

in response to: How would you respond If someone offered you money for a night out that included sex?
Dick Blower

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2017 8:44 PM EST

in response to: I am in shock that some last names involve incest. Just look at Emilie Dickinson. That's really disgusting. And what if her middle name were black or big? Just 🤢
Before Christmas your mom will choke on a big black dick.

UNITED STATES / NOV 9, 2017 2:20 PM EST

in response to: Before Christmas, there will be a vote on impeachment. Merry Christmas.
CAUCASIAN DICK

UNITED STATES / NOV 9, 2017 9:00 AM EST

in response to: Follow me on ig @daysia.mae
When she does it pull out your dick and start rubbing it against her feet, she will either A.Give you a footjob or B.Call the cops and you will be arrested for sexual assault.

UNITED STATES / NOV 8, 2017 7:58 PM EST

in response to: I accidentally let it slip I have a foot fetish and now a girl keeps putting her legs and feet on my lap, and it's not that I don't mind, it's that she does it in public, and whenever she does I tense up. She's also had a few other girls put their legs and feet in my lap but she hasn't told anyone why that I know of. I'm scared someone will connect the dots and find out, what should I do about it?
Here's how it works. 11:35 is eager to share their homosexual desire to be with me. Just notice how they chose me. Think about it. They thought of me and Dick and literally put 2 and 2 together. Sick weirdo

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2017 1:43 AM EST

in response to: How is life with a micro dick?
Everyone has a dick bigger than yours.

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2017 7:15 PM EST

in response to: soh's dick is bigger than mine
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sucked 8s dick like the homos they are.

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2017 9:19 PM EST

in response to: I'm just here to kill myself. Press 7
Her man has a sleazy dick? 😁

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2017 3:23 PM EST

in response to: Lia, you dick sucking dope whore stay out of my life you sleazy pile of shіt, go shoot some more drugs up your ass. You got no business trying to get in my ex and I you have axed you now I'm telling you. thank God the trash took itself out.I shіt better turds than you, go to church and pray that you're better than everybody else when you're just nothing but a sleazy dope whore!! I am sorry Jamal didn't want anything to do with your skank ass, leave my man alone go find your own sleazy dick.
Dry. Sitting down cause my dick to hang in the water.

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2017 12:07 PM EST

in response to: How does it feel standing up to pee? 🤔
Show him your dick.

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 1:24 AM EST

in response to: Should I ask the guy I like out and if so how I haven’t talked to him that much and don’t know if he likes me. What should I do?
I have 3 dicks and they each point in a different direction

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 10:41 PM EST

in response to: How does it feel standing up to pee? 🤔
when you have a cage on your dick you have to sit.

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 10:15 PM EST

in response to: How does it feel standing up to pee? 🤔
Fucck off you dumbass. Your little game is not amusing. You are an annoying PC little turd. You don't control anything around here so go eat a bag of dicks and find some other point of social outrage to waste your pathetic life on. Concern trolls like you are a cancer to websites like this.

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 12:41 PM EST

in response to: How long is your schlong
1038 go eat a bag of dicks

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 10:54 AM EST

in response to: The judges that ruled it is ok to sit or takes knee for the anthem will throw you in jail of you don't stand when they enter the court room. Irony?
8:16 has a little dick. 😆

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2017 2:31 PM EST

in response to: Anything over 8 inches is too big
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