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While you're at it, power wash out your dick, too.

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2015 1:12 AM EST

in response to: I always put the shower on pressure wash and spray out my butt in the shower
your dick

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2015 11:18 PM EST

in response to: Things you can stuff into a mattress.
Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'd like to tape my dick to your face so you can CDs nuts!

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2015 2:15 PM EST

in response to: What is your opinion on deez nuts and dat shaft?
Haha silly fool. By insulting a troll you only feed his urge to be a dick

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2015 5:03 PM EST

in response to: Dear Spammer. Just a short note to say that you are one sick weirdo for evening coming up this this stuff. You really need help. Please at least consider seeking professional help
Like my dick if you have a big status.

CANADA / APR 18, 2015 10:48 PM EST

in response to: Like my status if you have a big dick!
in my dick

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 9:55 PM EST

in response to: Do you know where your keys are?
I guess that means you have a small dick?

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 9:37 PM EST

in response to: Like my status if you have a big dick!
Better than the current dickhead in office

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2015 8:17 AM EST

in response to: HilIary Clinton announces her presidential campaign... we're all gonna die!
dick fart

/ APR 11, 2015 10:40 PM EST

in response to: What is that called when you try to pee but a little puff of air comes out of the dick?
a big dick

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2015 2:14 PM EST

in response to: What would be your symbol?
Don't listen to the homophobic dicks, let your girl see that you have feelings for her, girls are much more in tune with emotions than men so she will most likely pick it up and just let things take its course, for now just focus on your life

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2015 3:18 PM EST

in response to: i need help. im a girl, and i like a girl. (yes im bisexual im sorry if ya have a problemmm.) so anyways, she used to like me when i had a boyfriend, but i wasnt gonna break up with him. so anyways, now she likes another girl and im jealous af. also im shy..? wtf do i do?!!
my dick can.

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2015 3:30 AM EST

in response to: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
keep punching yourself in the dick and balls until you orgasm

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2015 1:14 AM EST

in response to: How do I get off, without actual sex or any toys
Are you the same Eurotrash who brags about his Eurodick?

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2015 12:19 PM EST

in response to: Is it weird that I have a boyfriend but still stay in contact with my ex? And let me clarify my ex was my best friend in the world before we dated, and we only dated for a few months because we realized we hate dating and want to stay best friends.
dicks

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2015 2:53 AM EST

in response to: Is Rainbow a homosexual name for a band?
I wouldn't suсk his dick with your mouth

UNITED STATES / APR 1, 2015 11:50 AM EST

in response to: Mr. Pompous Jackass is a tough guy
Eat a bag of a bag of dicks

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2015 3:36 AM EST

in response to: I want to eat everything
It still sounds better than Italy's dick shaped pastas.

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2015 9:55 PM EST

in response to: I want to eat everything
dicks

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 10:51 PM EST

in response to: Do you know the importance of staying well moisturized and hydrated?
The few times it did knock, it was all wet and horny, and like an idiot, I turned it down. Now all I have to show for it is this "I Trusted the Government, and Now My Dick Glows in the Dark" T-Shirt.

CANADA / MAR 21, 2015 11:10 PM EST

in response to: How many times has opportunity knock on your door?
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