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UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2016 9:32 PM EST

in response to: MELVIN HAS 3 TESTICLES!!!
The spammer is dickless

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2016 1:47 PM EST

in response to: OMG what a man! Spammer, come and take me! My legs are wide open for you!
If you love Trump so much, go sûck his dick

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2016 1:14 PM EST

in response to: So, people of Iowa, please be smart enough not to vote for trump
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UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2016 1:14 PM EST

in response to: So, people of Iowa, please be smart enough not to vote for trump
If you love Trump so much, go sûck his dick

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2016 1:14 PM EST

in response to: So, people of Iowa, please be smart enough not to vote for trump
If you love Trump so much, go sûck his dick

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2016 1:14 PM EST

in response to: So, people of Iowa, please be smart enough not to vote for trump
Eat my smelly dick.

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2016 5:05 PM EST

in response to: Why does my dick smell like rotten meat?
Well you could start off by selling some of your stuff. Body parts are going for a high rate. Your dick is a good start. There are thousands of other men who suffer from small dick syndrome. And by selling off yours, you can have the cash and save some poor 3incher the embarrassment on a hot date.

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2016 5:02 PM EST

in response to: How can I make money in this life?
Your dick will go numb and your arm will be swollen.

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2016 6:46 PM EST

in response to: is mastrabating bad if I do it every 2 days? will I have any lasting injures
eat a dick

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2016 8:25 AM EST

in response to: So im really hungry and i dont know what to eat . tell me wha i can eat cos i need food my stomache is shouting me
Unshaven, stubbly legs on women are disgusting. It shows a lack of self respect and discipline. I wouldn't fùck one with your dick.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2016 5:22 PM EST

in response to: How do you feel about women who don't shave their legs and why do you think it is such a taboo not to?
Get a straw and suck your own dick, Sam. If you can find it, that is.

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2016 9:28 PM EST

in response to: hey soh it's 9:06. Time to suсk my dick! On your knees bitch
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UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2016 5:22 PM EST

in response to: Hello, pottymouth!
Сunt-to-Dick surgery? So you're a female to make tranny then?

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2016 11:55 AM EST

in response to: I am a C²D and proud of it. What are you going to do about it?
I've got 3 dicks

UNITED STATES / JAN 19, 2016 8:26 PM EST

in response to: Mkay! Sooo, gotta pair socks, tidy up a bit, have a shower... Watcha up to? 💋
yeah im gonna tell him i have a dick.

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2016 7:40 AM EST

in response to: how to get a boy that i like's attention
Just tell him your dick is bigger than his. Then offer to compare them.

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2016 7:22 AM EST

in response to: how to get a boy that i like's attention
funny for two reasons: 1. the trannies(who were middle aged men) thought they were going to get an ass full of teen dick. 2. the muzzies thought they were going to get hot white pussy. XD what a surprise for both of them!

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2016 7:17 AM EST

in response to: This is funny XD A group of north african teenagers meet a pair of transsexuals. First they find them attractive and started to "flirt" with them. But when they realized they were not female they wanted to stone them.They were already in the process of collecting and throwing stones when poilce passed by coincidentally and stopped them.
Stick it up your ass and see what develops dickweed.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2016 2:36 PM EST

in response to: My gay lover and myself will be visiting an Indian casino this weekend. Does anyone know what the exchange rate is between the dollar and the wampum?
hes been busy sucking my dick. he'll call when hes done

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2016 2:41 PM EST

in response to: My boyfriend called me drunk a few days ago and I havent heard from him since, Should I call him or text him back? I dont know why he would be avoiding me.
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