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My boys might enjoy it.

UNITED STATES / MAY 28, 2017 3:56 PM EST

in response to: I don't think I could date you.. I would end up having sex with your son.
Well since you're going to kill yourself anyway why not enjoy spending time with people this weekend, without feeling self-conscious or embarrassed. Because, like you said, you'll be dead by monday.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2017 2:19 PM EST

in response to: I will be dead by Monday.
If you drink the baby batter after you cum each time, the effect will go away. Trust me, I tried this. It usually takes a couple times for it to fully go away. To make it go away faster, store it in a container, (I use a mason jar) let it sit for a few days, and then add vinegar, egg yolk, salt, and spoiled milk. Then stir it and enjoy!

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:43 PM EST

in response to: I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)
Talk to him, ask if there is a problem and just figure out something else that both will enjoy.

TURKEY / MAY 21, 2017 2:13 PM EST

in response to: So my significant other and I tried a bit of pet play and he just stopped randomly, I was perfectly ok with this and he's the one who started it and I don't know if I should tell him I would like to do it again or if I should leave it be.
I'm the pyromaniac who burns down the homeless shelter for fun and pleasure. I'm the person who rapes the same girl twice. I'm that feeling you get when you beat your pets and enjoy it. Don't mess with me.

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2017 5:17 PM EST

in response to: Has anyone missed a bus from browsing jc?
Im just getting the bus. I enjoyed the starfish last night and the other photos the starfish was gorge.. I aint seen one for yonks..

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2017 4:58 PM EST

in response to: Dorklongs... how are ya doing?? What are you doing?? TELL ME.
Enjoy your newly painted bedroom...

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2017 1:06 PM EST

in response to: Dorklongs... how are ya doing?? What are you doing?? TELL ME.
...I'm a responsible man who just happens to show his love for children in a way that society considers unorthodox and I'm normally really gentle with the girls I molestHowever, as I saw Samantha's tiny little body shivering as she giggled something came over me. I wanted to fućk her rough. I forced my сock right uip her tiny little vag and she screamed in pain. The more Samantha screamed the more I enjoyed it...

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2017 2:16 PM EST

in response to: I saw three 9 year old girls in MacDonalds. My favorite was a brunette with olive skin and large lips. She was wearing a white tank top (which showed off her prepubescent tits nicely), a denim skirt, and white glittery flip flops with a kitten heel. The little tease sat with her legs slightly open so I could see right up her thigh, but not her underwear. She went upstairs to the toilet and I looked upwards so I could get a look at her undies...
...I started to stroke her skinny legs and she replicated by doing the same thing to me. As a got closer to her vag, she got closer to my сock. Samantha was giggling away and clearly enjoying every minute of her first sexual experience. I poured myself a beer and mixed some beer with lemonade for Samantha. I started to finger her tiny little vag before slipping the tip of my сock in...

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2017 2:12 PM EST

in response to: I saw three 9 year old girls in MacDonalds. My favorite was a brunette with olive skin and large lips. She was wearing a white tank top (which showed off her prepubescent tits nicely), a denim skirt, and white glittery flip flops with a kitten heel. The little tease sat with her legs slightly open so I could see right up her thigh, but not her underwear. She went upstairs to the toilet and I looked upwards so I could get a look at her undies...
Enjoy 😀

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2017 11:00 AM EST

in response to: Das POOP Time, yeah!
You must really enjoy the gubetment dole.

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2017 11:45 AM EST

in response to: Life is pretty damn good, wouldn't you say?
I genuinely enjoy looking through on this web site, it contains wonderful content. «One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live pruo8ly.d7; by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

RUSSIAN FEDERATION / APR 26, 2017 2:00 PM EST

in response to: What do you do when your bf doesn't want to finger you because he doesn't like getting his fingers dirty but he won't go down on you either?
After enjoying your art i am speechless. There’s no correct words that can describe what you do. Your art is more than language, your art is more than simple actions, your art is passion, something that we can also feel by hetaG.rreetings from Lima, Peru.

RUSSIAN FEDERATION / APR 26, 2017 9:25 AM EST

in response to: who is the best actor in the world?
Sure. (•)(•) im underage. Enjoy jail

FRANCE / APR 25, 2017 11:38 AM EST

in response to: Can I see your breasts.
I actually enjoy gobbling knobs

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2017 3:09 PM EST

in response to: What sacrifices do you make in the name of love?
Good for you. I hope you enjoy yourself.

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2017 9:56 PM EST

in response to: So, I'm up to the part where the author talks of separating Christianity from Judaism and how it enormously increased its appeal for those non-Jews who were attracted to Hebrew ethical monotheism but repelled by circumcision, dietary rules, and other strict requirements of Mosaic Law. The spread and triumph of Christianity... as explained in my western civilization textbook... what ha doing tonight? ☺️
Enjoy Hell, loser!

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 11:41 AM EST

in response to: Did Jesus fuсk the monkeys?
Nobody believes him and thus enjoy chocolate.

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2017 3:08 PM EST

in response to: On Good Friday Jesus looked down from his cross, and spoke out to his disciples... "none of you cunts touch my chocolate, i'll be back on Monday"
Enjoy hell, creep!

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2017 2:50 PM EST

in response to: On Good Friday Jesus looked down from his cross, and spoke out to his disciples... "none of you cunts touch my chocolate, i'll be back on Monday"
Did you enjoy it?

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 7:28 AM EST

in response to: Did you know that dogs have knots at the end of their d*cks and the knot can become stuck in the human a**hole and will need to be lubed up and pulled out slowly.
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