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I can shake my eyes really fast.

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2017 3:16 PM EST

in response to: Your talent is?
Eyes get low, but I’m still not observing, 😒 I see u lurking. never see me out in person, I’m always working..Money on yer head if u make a bitch nervous...

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2017 9:25 PM EST

in response to: Did you guys not get the memo? Figure it out, this shît is simple...
I didn't realize she looks so Asian. She has the coloring and eyes of Chinese.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2017 10:32 PM EST

in response to: Who is the childish one that uses the stupid emojis?
That's an interesting line right there. "keep your eyes closed and go have sex with your sister" so according to me asking a simple question and you failing to answer it, we can all understand that you have no idea why you dislike Trump. What is it about Trump you dislike? Do you know his policies? Do you dislike America itself? Like what exactly is it that Trump did wrong so far?


in response to: When will Colbert shut the fuсk up about Trump?
Keep your eyes closed and go have sex with your sister.


in response to: When will Colbert shut the fuсk up about Trump?
No I won't open my eyes. Open them for me. Tell me why Trump is a poor president. What did he do wrong? What policy isn't right? Come on. You claim you know. So tell me.


in response to: When will Colbert shut the fuсk up about Trump?
Open your eyes.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2017 12:16 PM EST

in response to: When will Colbert shut the fuсk up about Trump?
You're not wrong for feeling violated. Clearly he touched you and tried and that's assault. Those other people are just mad at you for getting him fired so ofc in their eyes, you're wrong


in response to: So a guy at work came up to me after work recently while i was sitting in my car with the window open and stood outside my window and tried to pull my shirt/bra down while saying "i wanna see if they're pink or brown" and i told the managers the next day and got him fired. everyone is now trying to make me feel like i'm wrong. am i?
Try to smile with your eyes more


in response to: If I try to smile in photos I either look like I'm having a convulsion or I'm dead inside
OP, I'm not trying to tell you what to do. If you wanna give her another chance, by all means go ahead. I'm just stating the obvious here. She cheated, you still stuck around. That gives her a sign that you are gentle, sweet, caring, but most of all, sounds of desperation in her eyes. Remorse or not, what's to stop her from doing it again? Certainly not your awesome side. There's billions of people in this world and she most certainly doesn't deserve you. You deserve better.

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2017 6:25 AM EST

in response to: A girl who i am dating for a few years now cheated at a low point (allegedly only a coffee date). She met this guy at her good friend's daughter's birthday. The questions is, her friend is getting married now and that guy will be the best man. I cant make the weekday wedding. I can't ask my gf to not attend, but am i right feeling a little uneasy about it? If i went, i would probably have to confront the guy, as i feel ignoring him would be weak.
Well....just close your eyes and think of your sister.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2017 5:24 PM EST

in response to: Given a choice between fukken a fat chick or having my dick cut off, I'd have a hard time choosing. How about you?
Bright eyes.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2017 10:25 PM EST

in response to: Did you have a nickname? How’d you get it?
Actually the worst thing about being a pedophile is the mind. No matter how hard a pedophile tries to fight the urges, it only makes them want it more and more. As the pedophile glances over a child and gazes into their eyes, they realize they have this tingling sensation to be with it. They want to caress the child's skin. Fondle their hair. Hold it tightly hoping to get to second base. The sad part... Second base never occurs. The pedophile has to force it. Cause it wants the child.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2017 6:20 AM EST

in response to: What's the very worst thing about being a pedophile? Getting the little bitches' blood out of your clown suit
Soh is the pinnacle of attractiveness in the eyes of teenage boys.

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2017 3:04 AM EST

in response to: What to teenage boys consider hot
Every time I close my eyes I can't see.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2017 1:16 PM EST

in response to: 3 beers, A whole bottle of white wine and two whisky-colas in a day and I feel nothing. How long can I survive this?
Open your eyes, Stupid.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 4:13 PM EST

in response to: Treason.
We continued our fun and she was really enjoying ever minute of her first sexual experience. I gently played with her vag and she held my сock. Suddenly her eyes rolled back in her head and she shivered and orgasmed: I came immediately.


in response to: I saw a sexy little 9 year old blonde girl outside her school. She wore a light blue dress and pink flip flops. She started doing handstands on the railings and was unashamedly flashing her panties (pink with light blue flowers and a frilly trim) - the little bitch wanted dicking. I told her she needed to be straighter and put the palm of my hand on her bum. She didn't complain, so I lowered by figures onto her prepubescent vag and she giggled....
If you need to impress the those gym douches with looks, that's a self esteem issue. There are countless men with ugly women and vice versa. There are bars dedicated to men who are interested in morbidly obese women. Just watch the show Insomniac with Dave Attell and you'll see what I'm talking about. Beauty is in the eyes of those who see your inner beauty. When someone looks passed a lot of flaws we have, they're in love. Good things happen to those who wait.

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2017 10:54 AM EST

in response to: Sorry but if you're pretty, guys WILL approach you. If no one is approaching you, I'm sorry to say you're ugly. You can try approaching guys if you don't mind getting the reputation of the desperate stalker girl, but they won't want a relationship with you. At best you'll be the secret 3am booty call after they've tried all the other girls in their phone.
what did you just say there? I need to wash my eyes!!!!!!!!!

SOUTH AFRICA / AUG 30, 2017 11:43 AM EST

in response to: Go to this site and laugh or cry... newsweek.com/2014/10/31/sex-robots-278791.html
Add some dirty (not too far or youll be the perverted weirdo just like me tho it works XD) pick-up lines and pretend that your flirting with them. Make sure that it feels like a joke and not a creepy request. lol my crush laughs at me with squinted eyes (real laugh) whenever i do that but keep it low tho.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2017 12:09 PM EST

in response to: How can I get more comfortable with flirting?
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