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How would cheating affect your eyesight?

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 6:38 PM EST

in response to: You can fool yourself. You can cheat until you're blind
My eyes are not blue. Time to lay off that booze bottle.

UNITED STATES / MAY 28, 2015 11:03 PM EST

in response to: One look in your blue eyes... and suddenly, my heart can't tell ya no. Love Rod. :)
I remember seeing that on America's most wanted - "go for the eyes! gouge them!"

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2015 11:56 PM EST

in response to: Where to stab someone to quickly disable them and put them on the ground, but not kill them? Self.defence, of course
the eyes

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2015 11:51 PM EST

in response to: Where to stab someone to quickly disable them and put them on the ground, but not kill them? Self.defence, of course
Do what I did. Look her in the eyes and say: You are a failure as a mother and as a human being. You should be ashamed for what youve done with your life and your childrens lives. You could die today and it would bring joy to my eyes. You ruined your life and your kids lives and I never want to be part of your life again. Your too late to decide to try to be my mother now.

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2015 8:13 PM EST

in response to: My mother sent me a text saying why didn't I celebrate Mother's Day with her. If that ugly cow didn't produce a Downs Syndrome freak of nature, and make my teenage years a living nightmare, then maybe I might respect the сunt. But no, she had to fart out a drooling Autard. What should I do to let her know she is not relevant in my life anymore?
Boobs look like two soulless eyes starring at you.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 4:42 PM EST

in response to: What is it about boobs that makes us want to fuk?
Well if I close my eyes and blow on my phone, it seems to work better. So yeah.

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2015 8:30 AM EST

in response to: Are you good with electronics?
My friend ended up damaging her eyes my staring at bright lights for too long in high school science class, she ended up with some colourblindness.

JAPAN / MAY 6, 2015 9:48 PM EST

in response to: Will I go blind starring at the round bright sun?
I think there may be more than one. You see, in Dr Sanctimonious eyes he is better and smarter than everyone here. So as far as he is concerned you are one of the resident idiots here. As is everyone else who is not him

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2015 10:31 AM EST

in response to: Who would you rather have a beer with; Dr Sanctimonious or the resident idiot?
other was alone the night before in the house. I thought it was a lie. I believe in this things but never thought it could happen to me. One night I arrived to my house about 1am, I went to the movies with some friends and they left me in front of my house. I got in and saw that my mother was asleep, and my brother too. I put on some pijamas and got into bed, when I closed my eyes, I heard, in the room between

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2015 6:12 PM EST

in response to: When I lived in Queretaro a colonial city.We rented a small house that was used before as offices.When we arrived to the place,we noticed it was full of mail for a person called Alfonso.Many letters were appointed to him,many papers and other stuff was on floor as if someone had left with no trace Years passed and everything was normaluntil one morning when woke up and my mother and brother were talking about a girl ghost that turned on the radio when my brot
6good question. 6 I think less and less over the next decade. In the future we will have Sim cards/ chips implanted into us and humans will BECOME walking computers. Bone conduction mics, holographic projection screens in front of our eyes. 6Not only will people be walking down the sidewalk talking to themselves, they will also be swiping their arms around like looking zombie imbeciles.

CANADA / APR 22, 2015 10:12 PM EST

in response to: With the increase of tablets and smartphones, will the market for PCs still be available?
Beauty is in the eyes if the beholder

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 9:08 AM EST

in response to: Is Jabba the Hutt hott?
It may open your eyes to a perspective other than your own.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2015 6:59 PM EST

in response to: Why should I care what you think?
eyes

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2015 9:29 PM EST

in response to: any kind of fool could see?
Here's another one: I asked them to print an article for an elderly person with bad eyesight, and they give me the article printed on dark green paper in 12pt font

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2015 8:10 PM EST

in response to: I often try to delegate tasks to adult members of my family, and, although I am a perfectionist, I've been trying to trust them to get it right on their own. However, 90% of the time it goes so wrong. Should I just explain everything to them in minute detail like they're children, or would that be demeaning?
I like German women. Blonde hair and blue eyes. We could have millions of children.

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 15, 2015 3:19 PM EST

in response to: I think the guy from the United Kingdom likes me
Lol... you have 4 eyes too, I'll bet!

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 5:08 PM EST

in response to: I picked up me new spectacles, and I'm wearing them now... Vision is great, love the spectacles (I would've liked it if they were a shade darker though), but now I have a slight headache... :( Terribles, ya can't win.
I don't care what they improve... I need them. Can't wear my contact lenses 24 hrs. It's bad enough I sleep I with them on, but you must give your eyes a rest.

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 5:08 PM EST

in response to: I picked up me new spectacles, and I'm wearing them now... Vision is great, love the spectacles (I would've liked it if they were a shade darker though), but now I have a slight headache... :( Terribles, ya can't win.
Old 4 eyes!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 5:06 PM EST

in response to: I picked up me new spectacles, and I'm wearing them now... Vision is great, love the spectacles (I would've liked it if they were a shade darker though), but now I have a slight headache... :( Terribles, ya can't win.
Yeah, well, mine eyes be red rimmed and weepy... :(

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2015 10:16 PM EST

in response to: Nay, for mine eyes be opened wide.
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