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I♥panties, blue eyes are cool too

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2014 6:12 PM EST

in response to: I love blue eyes, but there is this one particular shade that looks almost white and it makes the rest of the eye look pink. Freaks me out every time.
You, black eyes

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2014 3:43 PM EST

in response to: what are you currently obsessed with?
When you say "JOKE OF THE WEEK" it has the added benefit of being hilarious. Anyone can do it. The problem with that is that it has no expressive nutrition and it forces me into having something common with you. You're taking some part of my being, language, then processing it in your bankrupt idea factory, and shoving the greasy package into my eyes for consumption.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2014 10:48 AM EST

in response to: JOKE OF THE WEEK: What do you call 16 white guys in a room? one full blooded Native American.
No more than the foreskin which covers your eyes you cockeyed you.

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2014 11:54 AM EST

in response to: are you offended by the term cuntskin?
ARGH!!!! DA IPHONE HAS EYES. MY PRIVACY, MY PRIVACY, MY FUĆKING PRIVACY

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2014 12:09 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network Special Report: BIG BONO IS WATCHING YOU: THERE IS A U2 ALBUM VIRUS ON YOUR IPHONE: This is a public service announcement from the Hansen, Kennedy, and Essex law firm of New York City. Island Records and Apple Computer have placed a “new album” by the Irish rock group by which calls itself U2 onto your iPhone or iDevice. We are planning a class-action lawsuit against Apple. Sincerely, Richard "Dick" DeCheney, media law specialist at Hansen, Kennedy and Essex
Turn Around, Bright eyes.

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2014 5:46 PM EST

in response to: I came to a dark dead end
Love that chicken from Popeyes.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2014 9:55 PM EST

in response to: TBS. Very funny.
Bright Eyes. I've been called worse.

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2014 2:49 PM EST

in response to: Do you have a nickname? Do you hate it?
Love and beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Always is and always will be. There comes a point in time during everyone's life when a person must decide between their friends and/or happiness with another. More times than not, happiness with another wins. It takes a true to heart genuine person to accept a 'special'someone . If a person is going to think about what others may think of them when they are with a 'special' person, then that someone is undeserving and very shallow.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2014 6:00 PM EST

in response to: Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?
Facial similarities? Eyes, nose, mouth. I bet whites have eyes, noses and mouths as well.

NETHERLANDS / SEP 1, 2014 6:06 PM EST

in response to: I was watching King Kong. Then I switched the channel. There was an interview with Shaquille O'neal. I couldn't tell the difference between Shaquille and King Kong. Do you think you could tell them apart?
old and new are relative concepts. since we're talking about things and not not sentient entities, they matter only in the eyes of the beholder- i.e. you. Change the beholder, they are new. Forget, they are new. Change the context, new. So there. Yes it is.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2014 12:55 PM EST

in response to: Is everything old new, again?
Want it FROM ME??? Shake the stars outta yer eyes... Don't you KNOW??? Don't you get it? You have NO SHOT with me. Are you fukking kidding me?! Don't bring that sh*t up...

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 5:59 PM EST

in response to: Uh, oh... the sexually frustrated retard is on ... calling me a whore. Hahahahahahaha.
Oh, please... open yer fuxxking eyes! Every other word out of yer mouth is targeted towards me as something mean, hateful, and sexual... You frustrated cow, get a fukking grip, and get the fukking chip off yer shoulder! You fukking creep me out... creepy...

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 5:51 PM EST

in response to: do attention whores get wet when you pay attention to them?
Open my eyes.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2014 7:33 PM EST

in response to: How do you normally start your day?
I'm a young tart, 23, living in central Florida. I have long blonde hair and blue eyes. I work part time and go to college. My best friend is my Rottweiler.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2014 7:44 PM EST

in response to: Just who are you?
Oh, my. We then sit under the moonlight night and cast our eyes upon the starry skies.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2014 4:32 PM EST

in response to: Come with me... gonna take you home with me...
Better get started on weed eating those sage bushes that are hanging above your eyes.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 4:46 AM EST

in response to: I'm going on my first social outing since new year's tomorrow and I haven't even groomed my eyebrows.
There's a violent reaction to anti-semitism, but not if it's white people.White people could be extinct in 100 years. Hitler made the world hate blonde hair blue eyes and love Jews. Who benefits? White lands are over-run by Afr.+Muslims now. So the Zionists have got white people to hate Afr.+ Muslims for taking their countries over.

/ AUG 11, 2014 11:05 AM EST

in response to: Hitler managed to eliminate almost 9 million zionist scum yet he still managed to let the ancestors of that smack head Ahuva on GP get away. She is an annoying attention whore who tries to sound concerned and kind so that people will give her attention and compliments and all the while she's getting high on smack and sexually abusing her son. Too bad Adolf never got round to finishing what he started
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, in through your nose and out your mouth. Your eyes they bulge, your teeth decay and that's the end of your perfect day!

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2014 10:42 PM EST

in response to: What will happen after we die?
That sunny cunt! those caves of cunt! And all who cunts should see them there, And all should cry, CUNTS! CUNTS! His flashing ćunt, his floating ćunt! Weave a ćunt round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy cunt, For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Cunts.

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2014 7:13 AM EST

in response to: That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair! Weave a circle round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy dread, For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise.
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