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Soh is sitting on my face as we speak.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 8:26 PM EST

in response to: We first met Joe on the frat party scene where we met. He was getting fairly close to ejaculating, so his girlfriend Alex tried to help him out by reaching down his pants. We told Alex to take his dick out of Joe's boxers, so she could rub his bare hole. Alex managed to reach his dick in, and Joe's ass hole squirted a big gusher of cum. Alex loved that so much, that she didn't care about me right then, but she apologized if she had made Joe feel uncomfortable.
His face is going to be on the back side.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 10:34 AM EST

in response to: Will they have to import orange clay to Mount Rushmore to splodge into position to create Donald Trumps ugly face?
shuttuppa you face.. 😖

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2020 8:38 PM EST

in response to: Soh had beautiful eyes, and beautiful hair, she was not very tall so she stood on a chair.
If anyone called me that to my face I'd slap them. You are an insulting bitch.

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2019 5:26 PM EST

in response to: Dorkles I feel like goig back to bed. 🤗
Das mooface.

JAPAN / DEC 27, 2019 7:00 PM EST

in response to: O dokii.. o dokii.. . 🤗
I have trump toilet paper too. I love smearing shіt on trump's face. 😊

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2019 9:30 PM EST

in response to: I have trump toilet paper. but he is not good enough to wipe my ass with
When did you see him face to face?

UNITED STATES / DEC 23, 2019 10:51 AM EST

in response to: Why is Uniballer so stupid? No one can deny how similar he looks to baboons.
Think what you like. I'm happily fuсking children and you're jealous. Yeah, it can be risky, but always fun. Young pussy even smells nice but I guess you wouldn't know. I love licking young pussy. The girls sometimes get confused at first but then their tiny faces light up when they experience their first orgasm. A magical moment! Again you wouldn't know.

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2019 12:23 PM EST

in response to: FUĆKING CHILDREN IS NOT NORMAL. TRY SOMEONE YOUR OWN AGE YOU PEDO LOSERS.
That must be why facebook took Trump's campaign ads off.

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2019 12:33 PM EST

in response to: Trump finally earned something all by himself!😂😆
Waiting for you to sit on my face

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 8:38 PM EST

in response to: Took me eyes out.. wyd?
I like it when ya face ya boy chez, I like it when ya smoke when you mouth smoke, I like it when ya cuss when ya cuss, I like it when ya lick when ya lick, I like it when ya succ when ya succ, I like it when ya stink, when ya stink, I like it when ya fall and get up, when ya fall and get up

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 5:36 PM EST

in response to: I like to beat box to tt's Simply the best and spittle gets all over anyone willing to get within 2 metres radius of me.
please sit on my face before you go.

UNITED STATES / DEC 17, 2019 7:11 PM EST

in response to: So mean to me, am leaving, leaving forever!! 😨
“Non-racist” Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is believed to have participated in at least 3, possibly even more acts of blackface as late as the early 2000s. Explain that.

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2019 2:15 PM EST

in response to: President Trump has made 15,413 false or misleading claims over 1,055 days. Pathetic
You wouldn't know what a fact was if it hit you in the face.

UNITED STATES / DEC 12, 2019 6:57 PM EST

in response to: Impeachment is the only thing Donald Trump ever earned.
Try surveying the Facebook staff...they are mostly liberals and fighting for banning the age of consent laws around the world.

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2019 11:36 PM EST

in response to: Can convicted predophiles legally be on facebook?
And then he gets caught on a mike saying”didn’t you hear my two face stuff, funny huh, right? Right?””

CANADA / DEC 4, 2019 8:44 PM EST

in response to: Trump will be laughing stock of the universe soon. To insanity and beyond!
Shutupa ya face and MYOB.

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2019 12:45 PM EST

in response to: Look at the Chunky heffer who’s calling people “moos”! That’s funny, Chrissy!😆
look asshole, you need to ask this question on GP and shut the fuсk up here. OK fuсk face?

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2019 9:58 PM EST

in response to: How come Uniballer can’t spell ‘spectrum’ correctly?
I'm the one who said she is pretty.....assface.

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2019 7:08 AM EST

in response to: Gm, darlinxeses, good morning. ☀️🌞
Go over to gp and post your photo so that Izzy can tell you that you are pretty. That is the only reason you post your face. Must be very sad to beg for attention like that.

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2019 6:47 AM EST

in response to: Gm, darlinxeses, good morning. ☀️🌞
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