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Don't think it would kill you but I would not have it where it could fall into the tub.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 7:02 PM EST

in response to: Will I get electrocuted if the laptop falls in the bathtub?
If you want to dream about a certain someone or thing, allow your mind to think about that while falling asleep.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 11:06 AM EST

in response to: How can I make my dreams more interesting
Every one gets drunk and the first one to fall over is the loser.


in response to: Anybody playing the drinking game?
7.Is this really the devil (god) disguised as 'the Tester' (Saturn), for which the consequence of free will would end up with 'the Fall'. Something which god must have seen in advance, since god is outside of time and space. So why create this thing called the devil, or satan, or the serpent? Why not do the testing yourself, or use some willing un-fallen angel who is without sin? Why use the source of ultimate evil to do your 'testing'?


in response to: Happy Birthday America, you are no longer little sweet sixteen…Nor are you a dainty ballerina or a beauty queen. Having joined in the stoning of His prophets and saints, Your make-up’s make-up clearly resembles war-paint! If you could see all things from beginning to end… To which side, God’s or Satan's would your knees bend?
And my mind is jolted back to the harsh reality of that brown crunchy leaf dead on that limb. Just hanging there...waiting for the summer sun to rise and beat it's toxic rays down onto that poor miserable excuse for a leaf. Soon it will fall and someone will step on it, crushing to nothing but dust.

/ JUL 3, 2014 9:04 PM EST

in response to: There's one dead leaf hanging on a tree of live ones. It's been like that for weeks. I don't know what to think of it.
This will all be on South Park this fall.

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 10:01 PM EST

in response to: So if this site sucks so much, why not start your own and show everyone how it should be done?
When you fall in love.


in response to: How long does it take before a person is over a breakup and no longer rebounding?
Twice so far and I'll be doing it again this fall. Can't fly anymore; my wife is too fat to travel by air.

UNITED STATES / JUN 27, 2014 4:50 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever driven to Florida?
Her head felt light, her stomach ill. She grabbed a hold of the curtain to keep from falling.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2014 7:39 PM EST

in response to: Can you finish this thought? - Something in the night woke her up. A dream perhaps? She could hear the rain pattering against the window. Trembling, she slid out of bed and went over to the window. Peering through the blinds, she saw.........?
They're all falling to pieces.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2014 6:12 AM EST

in response to: Does your town still have any 1920s/1930s era movie palaces?
No, but he has TVs so that is better. He used to have toys but the kids left them all over and with a lot of old people there he had to stop for fear they would fall over them.

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2014 9:55 AM EST

in response to: Does your doctor have toys in the waiting room?
Oh my, that I don't know. Sheep don't like me getting near them. Normally by the time I catch up with one, the static from both our fur ends up shocking me horribly and I fall to the ground screaming. By the time I stop, the sheep has run too far away for me to catch up. They may seem like nice fluffy things but they're not really.

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2014 12:41 PM EST

in response to: Come along it is the break of day... Surely now, you'll have some things to say... It's not the time for telling tales on me...Let's not fight, I'm tired can't we just sleep tonight....Turn away it's just there's nothing left here to say..Turn around I know we're lost but soon we'll be found...
I swerve to make him fall

UNITED STATES / JUN 17, 2014 11:43 AM EST

in response to: on a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Jimmy Fallon.

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2014 3:46 PM EST

in response to: Who have you been dancing with?
We all fall down if we do not get to the apex. Another Russian doll. to open. Beyond politics to a small group. Somewhere hidden in the beyond, and very few have got to it yet. A researcher who set out to find a cure for cancer found out in Theatre Earth (answer2cancer.co.uk) that there was a group. What a story to tell. Many can't read it. And the researcher had also been abused by Scientology(the answer). Isn't it odd how things all come together at the top.


in response to: Justcurio News Network: An offshoot terrorist group has lost its affiliation with Al-Qaeda because Al-Qaeda believes that this new group is "too extreme for even them." Those are some bold words. How "X-Treem!" do you have to be to actually offend the guys that killed 3000 innocent people on 9/11?
I don't know...Our country is falling apart and the guys across the pond are basically saying "You Asked For It."

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2014 11:27 AM EST

in response to: Hello... how are you guys doin' this mornin"?
not usually floating. I get sand in my water which just falls to the bottom. One of the joys of well water.

UNITED STATES / JUN 8, 2014 11:22 AM EST

in response to: Can you see things floating in your tap water?
First of all you have to roll her in flour, look for the wet spot and then strap a 4'-0" long board to your ass so you don't fall in. That is the proper way to have sex with a fatty.


in response to: How do you fuсk a fat woman?
She has been adding poison to your food. A dash here, a pinch there...soon it will all be over. Then she will stand over your fallen body looking skyward and say..."I avenge my family!"


in response to: Will my wife ever get over me murdering her family?

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2014 3:42 PM EST

in response to: Just lettin the night ____?
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