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It's bigger than yours, at an astounding 8 feet.

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2014 1:09 AM EST

in response to: How rambunctious is your 14" FLC?
15 feet?

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2014 10:48 PM EST

in response to: After gaining an unmedically induced erection, I have decides that my 14" (formerly) fully limp c0ck will be measured, tonight, at its maximum potential and the results posted tommorow. What are your current guesses as to the full length of my hog leg?
If you could only see the beast you've made of me... I held it in but now it seems you've set it running free... Screaming in the dark, I howl when were apart... My fingers claw your skin. ... Try to tear my way in... The saints can't help me now, the ropes have been unbound... I hunt for you with bloody feet across the hallowed ground... ........ Soh ( ID-263 )


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Guadalupe Peak, at 8,749 feet (2,666.7 m) above sea level, is the highest point in Texas. No hills huh....you big fukin dummy.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2014 12:01 PM EST

in response to: What is a hillbilly and where do they come from?
Yea I guess she's waiting. Six feet under kinda difficult to do anything else.


in response to: Justcurio.us = Trolls trying to out do each other. What a slimeball website. Bunch of crybabies that got banished from GP having a circle jerk. What a pathetic group of losers.
Massage? Yes, I love it. I have my feet soaked, nails clipped, and feet massaged. All is done by a pretty girl and nothing sexual about it.

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2014 9:00 PM EST

in response to: Do you enjoy getting a footjob?
Usually on my feet.

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2014 3:11 PM EST

in response to: Where do you keep your shoes?
Lightning FusionThe Marriage of Hot and Cold FusionTO ALL SCIENTISTSA paradigm shift is about to occur I have found the prcfeet energy device-Period. 19 months on net and still no university repeats experiment to prove otherwise- no wonder the global economy fails amongst other ailments.Solomon AzarNovember 4-2008

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2014 12:52 PM EST

in response to: Hey! Redundancy Exposer Boy! I'm going for breakfast. Happy exposing!
Yeah, lips. Legs. Eyes. Hands, feet... Aw hell, I think it's all good.


in response to: What is the sexiest body part?
one feet two feet red feet blue feet


in response to: Do you have big feet?
Reminds me of the sad guy who drowned in a lake that on average was only 3 feet deep

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2014 5:55 PM EST

in response to: JOKE OF THE WEEK A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 ft. to the left, the chemist misses 5 ft. to the right; the statistician yells "We got 'em!"
I got big feet too. My first wife was petite and she didn't like sex because it hurt and my second wife is smaller than that psycho bitch and she is very happy.

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2014 10:17 AM EST

in response to: I am a very petite woman. I met a man that is very nice and I like him a lot, he is a very big man and his shoe size is 14. Do you think he would be too big for me or is that shoe size thing a bunch of bull?
I am not your god. But you may worship at my feet if you wish.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2014 1:52 PM EST

in response to: My farts don't last long enough for me to circle the person. ITALY/Feb 21, 2014 06:21 AM How narcissistic do you have to be to measure the persistence of your own farts?
His feet show it

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2014 7:39 PM EST

in response to: The britroll has been busted as bulls!t artist. Go back to writing crappy "poems".
I had a pair of pedal pumps but they hurt my feet.

UNITED STATES / FEB 14, 2014 3:12 PM EST

in response to: Why is it so hard to find a good pedal pumping video?
Old men like to putter around in the garden they say. Gives them something to do while they're waiting to themselves be planted six feet under that dirt.

UNITED STATES / FEB 14, 2014 10:22 AM EST

in response to: The britroll is talking about raping birds and wildlife.... well that's better than what he usually molests I suppose?
100 square feet of roof.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2014 6:56 PM EST

in response to: How many beer cans does it take to shingle a dog house?
Punk not dead Preteen Kds this was not a bad film, but in my opinion a woman's bare feet are to best resting on a man's face first then on his dick...

/ JUL 2, 2012 1:49 PM EST

in response to: AKS SEXY
Sorry, you must have the wrong number Preteen Naturist he out her noticeably dirty feet in his mouth and spat in her mouth, missed, licked it off her face and did it again. thats nasty .

/ JUL 1, 2012 9:11 AM EST

in response to: AKS SEXY
I'd like to pay this in, please Lolita Dress there is nothing better than a set of swinging boob tits and big nipples to suck on. I would of sniffed her butthole and the bottom of her feet.

/ JUN 29, 2012 7:12 AM EST

in response to: What would you do if my dad did that? :B
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