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Who put all that fattening food down your throat? Who forced You to inhale all those ciggies??..... YOU. NO ONE BUT YOU!

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2017 9:41 PM EST

in response to: Normally I don't like little bows or ribbons on a woman bra, oh but the Dream Angels Wicked Unlined Uplift bras are so gorg!! I was lucky enough to get two before they sold out in my size, and I love them!! Selected colors come w velvet straps w lil tiny bows on them. Bought the cornflower blue and the sunset grey lace, both come w the velvet straps, which are a different color of the bra itself, oh, I love them!!
Don't you think of anything but food?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 6:52 PM EST

in response to: Wondering if I should make burritos, a Greek salad, or beef w mushroom and barely soup?
I love GP! I sometimes post two or more pictures in a month... sometimes. Depends.. it's mostly food though. Lol.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 4:23 PM EST

in response to: Should I walk over to the Donut Plant over on Grand and pick up fresh donuts?
When you eat carbs you pancreas relaeses insulin to try and keep the blood sugar level back down and allow food into cells. Unfortunately larger people this becomes a problem as they become insulin resistant and a negative cycle of binge eating and hypoglycaemia(low blood sugar) ensues. This is known as metabolic syndrome or syndrome x. Turning it around is hard.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 9:28 PM EST

in response to: I like sweets and I can not lie! What should I have? Should I even have anything?
The things a noble refused to do: Dress them self, cook their own food, field dress an animal, and wipe their own asses. That was the duty of the chamber maid.

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 8:14 AM EST

in response to: The king dies and two men, the true heir and an impostor, both claim to be his long-lost son. Both fit the description of the rightful heir: about the right age, height, coloring and general appearance. Finally, one of the elders proposes a test to identify the true heir. One man agrees to the test while the other flatly re-fuses. The one who agreed is immediately sent on his way, and the one who re-fused is correctly identified as the rightful heir. Can you figure out why?
Help them find a super food book and convince them to read it

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 11:28 AM EST

in response to: Is there a way to convince idiots to read more books?
All that talk of watermelons, cucumbers and hog fat is making me hungry. I just lerv food and greasy oil to smear all over my body. 😍😘😙

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 9:53 PM EST

in response to: I just got some grease and smeared it all over my face. I just lurv that stuff! Yup. Next I'll get some WD40 and pour it into my bath water and soak in it all night. Then I'll get some crude oil and rub it in my feet and hands before bedtime. 😍
You really should be wanting to keep food storage behind glass anyway. At least in the fridge. Some believe the plastic isn't ... nevermind.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2017 10:08 PM EST

in response to: Found a couple of sets of Tupperware vintage storage canisters. A yellow and an orange set. Both sets can run close to $100/each. Depending on were you buy them. Got mine for less than $40(both sets combined). Very sturdy containers. Why can't they make stuff this tough unlike the crap that comes from the Asian countries?
That's good. Some foods are dangerous for dogs and cats as well to eat

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2017 10:41 PM EST

in response to: Jazzabella is snoring and twitching and blowing farts and has her full weight leaned up against me and I wouldn't have it any other way... I like to fink dogs come into our lives for a reason.... annnd I hope she stays for a long time ..
Take good care of her and feed her healthy (safe) foods and she will.

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2017 10:34 PM EST

in response to: Jazzabella is snoring and twitching and blowing farts and has her full weight leaned up against me and I wouldn't have it any other way... I like to fink dogs come into our lives for a reason.... annnd I hope she stays for a long time ..
Perhaps most alarmingly, we don't even have a dog. My girlfriend had bought the dog food especially for this. My gf was never like this before. I was really surprised that an 8 year old could think up this stuff

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2017 1:15 PM EST

in response to: Two 10 year old girls came to ask for their ball back and me an my gf gave them some candy and spent an hour gently giving them their first sexual experience. As the girls were about to leave, my gf forced them to eat dog food, then she got the mop and violated them with it until they bled out of their rectums. When I asked her why she did it she said "I just needed to make sure that the little bitches are sufficiently traumatized to keep their cake holes shut". My gf is only 8, is this normal?
I have actually lived in Africa. There should be no lack of food in Africa. Most sub-saharian countries are full of prime quality arable land with a mild climate that allows two to three crops a year.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2017 5:48 PM EST

in response to: When Zimbabwe was Rhodesia, there was no lack of food. When RDC was the Belgian Congo there was no lack of food. When Angola and Mozambique were portuguese or Equatorial Guinea spanish food was *exported*. Before independence there was more food grown in Nigeria than anywhere in the world save six countries. When Ethiopia was under european mandates there was no news of mass starvation. What happened?
Ever had tatties and neeps? Perfect comfort food.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2017 9:29 PM EST

in response to: What good is a turnip?
I think they developed to be vegetarians since there was no other source of food available... idk tho :

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2017 1:34 PM EST

in response to: why are panda eat bamboo? make no sense, bear eat meat no bamboo
Fast food workers=slave workers= mindless minions = deplorables?

NETHERLANDS / FEB 15, 2017 7:38 PM EST

in response to: "Donald Trump's pick for Secretary of Labour, Andy Puzder, has withdrawn his nomination for consideration in the new Cabinet. [...] Mr Puzder, a fast food chain CEO, has faced allegations of domestic abuse and of mistreating his workers, several of whom testified against him last month before the Senate." Yet, the deplorables still believe in their orange-skinned leader. Weird, right?
Fast food workers=slave workers= mindless minions.

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2017 6:47 PM EST

in response to: "Donald Trump's pick for Secretary of Labour, Andy Puzder, has withdrawn his nomination for consideration in the new Cabinet. [...] Mr Puzder, a fast food chain CEO, has faced allegations of domestic abuse and of mistreating his workers, several of whom testified against him last month before the Senate." Yet, the deplorables still believe in their orange-skinned leader. Weird, right?
Not walking down the street, but I once snagged a couple little Debbie cakes, some Suzy Q cakes, and a few other of those boxed cakes. I cut them length width, thin, finger food, and arranged them on s small platter... Pia liked it. What the hell did I know back then?!

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2017 5:56 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever walked down the street eating a Little Debbie snack cake?
How does one incorporate food into the bedroom?

CANADA / FEB 14, 2017 4:33 PM EST

in response to: Your love experts are here to help! What kind of love issue can we help you with?
I just rang Moishe's... they close at nine. They aren't open everyday, so whenever I do go over ther, which isn't very often, I have to ring and make sure they're open.. am thinking a small loaf of seeded rye, and then I'll walk over to the butcher on 2nd Ave to see if the have their cheese bread! It's a round ring loaf filled w some kind of dry cheese, but toasted, and with a little butter or jam, it's sooooo good. Oh, I gotta stop thinking about food...

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 4:07 PM EST

in response to: What kind of shіt sandwich would like today?
Should be "Blah! Blah! Blah!" + food.

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2017 9:36 PM EST

in response to: burps! Cuse me! 😝
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