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Yes! Camels and the shore and my friend who is the button to make you happy with that

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2014 8:21 AM EST

in response to: Do you know something about camels that others don't?
Yeah, as if you have a girl friend!

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2014 6:17 PM EST

in response to: Today, my girlfriend gave her сunt a high five for not getting her pregnant. She does this every time she gets her period. Every. Single. Time.
My girlfriend is so fat she can't find her cunt, so stop complaining.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2014 6:14 PM EST

in response to: Today, my girlfriend gave her сunt a high five for not getting her pregnant. She does this every time she gets her period. Every. Single. Time.
Today, my boyfriend gave his pecker a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2014 5:32 PM EST

in response to: There's been a lot of talk about the Global Citizen movement, they say we all should get together and be all one big family. Americans, Europeans, and Asians, Africans, Arabs, and Russians, I bet they want the ISIS too, in the Global Citizen movement!
think it won't happen? it's already begun. Jada Pinkett-Smith has spoken out for the first time about the photograph of her 13-year-old daughter Willow Smith in bed with the teenager's friend, Moises Arias, 20. Speaking in a video on TMZ, she said: 'Here's the deal. There was nothing sexual about that picture of that situation. You guys are projecting your trash onto it and your acting like covert paedophiles and that's not cool.'

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2014 12:43 PM EST

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No. Too many friends think the good old days were the best times of their life. Maybe they were. But not mine.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2014 9:18 AM EST

in response to: Do you often reminisce the good old days with friends?
Yes and I have along with a friend that I worked with. An old and abandoned State Hospital building. We climbed through a window that apparently had been accessed many times before. She brought her camera to capture photos. We didn't 'see' any ghosts although the place was very creepy and a good adventure.

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2014 9:38 AM EST

in response to: Would you spend the night in an old uninhabited building that was known to have ghosts?
Giving your boyfriend a Fleshlight at the surprise birthday party his wife gave him.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2014 10:25 AM EST

in response to: What would be an inappropriate gift for a birthday?
No but I have a friend who did work there for six months. He's a master electrician.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2014 10:39 AM EST

in response to: Would you be able to work in Antarctica?
Your friend should tell me about her panties

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2014 8:21 PM EST

in response to: Should I tell my friend that she is a Displaced European?
You Europeans always start wars that the US military (which has a large Native population by the way) always have to end. That says a lot about how brutal the Europeans are. I wouldn't be surprised if the Boyfriend in this story was one.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2014 1:42 PM EST

in response to: I love my boyfriend and don't want to leave, but how can I make him see what a monster he is?
Going real well, thanks. Leaving for the Upper Peninsula in the morning. Meeting friends in Munising tomorrow night, hang with them until Sunday. Then heading home.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2014 6:36 PM EST

in response to: I hate that yer always so mean to me... :( I don't do anything to you.
all my boy friends friends call me lips and I don't know why

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2014 12:27 PM EST

in response to: How did you get your nickname?
those would be nancy boys. and they're just faggots that can't find a boyfriend so they latch on to the attention whore

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2014 3:02 PM EST

in response to: another gem from the dumb fuсking сunt below
Don't say things like that. He has a "lady friend" that he spends a lot of time with. If she runs for president his friend will probably be hired as an "assistant".

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2014 11:04 AM EST

in response to: Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a girl recently. How long before Grandpa Willy is waving his willy at the kid?
1)No, My boyfriend built this bungalow himself, out of rocks from the surroundings. We are still busy with the foundation/floor. The earth is right there under it. 2)- to an extent.

SOUTH AFRICA / SEP 26, 2014 4:32 PM EST

in response to: Are you on?
Gandhi did call Hitler "Dear Friend" in a letter addressed to him.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2014 12:30 PM EST

in response to: Ghandi and Hitler used to chill and play poker together on Thursday nights.
Friends and relatives never say that to me. Usually I hear "slow down and enjoy life"

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2014 4:31 PM EST

in response to: How often do friends or relatives tell you "to get a life"?
I'm so sorry for your loss. We were good friends and I will miss him greatly.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2014 6:17 PM EST

in response to: I have to go to my friend's funeral tomorrow. I've no idea what to say to his parents. Any suggestions?
Depends on whether or not your friend is dead yet

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2014 5:50 PM EST

in response to: I have to go to my friend's funeral tomorrow. I've no idea what to say to his parents. Any suggestions?
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