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Oh, youre a woman. :) Do you like fruity drinks? Like pretty cocktails? Maybe whip up a batch of something fruity, sweet, pretty next time you wanna drink/feel the need too.. Then each time you want to drink, add less and less alcohol to the mixture? :) I like the thought of colored sugar rimmed drinks. So girly!

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2015 11:54 PM EST

in response to: Anyone drinking tonight?
if I'm wearing my smart girl panties, I can

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2015 4:41 PM EST

in response to: Can you chew gum and walk at the same time?
I'm a high end call girl.

UNITED STATES / JAN 26, 2015 5:26 PM EST

in response to: How much training do you have?
I didn't have one for the longest, either. Not in my bedroom, at least. :) Now I have a nice Samsung mounted on my wall! The size is perfect for the bedroom, and I really like it. :) I have a DVD player I bought 6 yrs. ago in the spare bedroom, I'll hook it up eventually and watch Brokeback Mountain, my girly flicks, and other things! Yay!

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2015 10:07 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, news... I have a tv now. :) I haven't watched tv in over 6 yrs. So far, I've only watched cable news. :) I'll venture out eventually to other things. I'm really not into the trashy reality stuff. I want to see educational stuff!! Like, the National Geographic Channel, and the History Channel, and oh, I love channel 13. What do you watch? What should keep an out out for? I don't mind commercials either. :) What's good? Thanks!
Personally, I think you should quit while you are ahead, so you won't set yourself up for disappointment. No self-respecting girl would date an Autistic. They prefer men who are mentally sound. No one wants to date the next Adam Lanza or the next Columbine Shooter. Just stick with those Down's girls in the sped room. They don't know any better.

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2015 11:37 AM EST

in response to: So I'm 15 and have mild autism. I also want to try to find a girlfriend, but I don't know where to begin. Anyone out there with some SENSIBLE advice? (I can't really ask friends 'cause they'll mostly start talking about innappropriate subject matters.
Girls gone wild prn? Lmfao.

UNITED STATES / JAN 24, 2015 1:09 AM EST

in response to: They just showed a hoarder's prno video on TLC.
his woman friend pushed in the video sticking out of his VCR and girls gone wild started playing

UNITED STATES / JAN 24, 2015 12:13 PM EST

in response to: They just showed a hoarder's prno video on TLC.
I'm not saying nohntig about that comment. I do like the figure drawing though. When I was at uni we were asked to try figure drawing upside down with our wrong hand. Not sure what that proved but we did get to see girls in the nip..

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2015 2:25 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you drove drunk?
Fat girls smell really bad.

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2015 5:01 PM EST

in response to: Fat girls make me sick, how about you?
Fat girls swallow.

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2015 4:57 PM EST

in response to: Fat girls make me sick, how about you?
Nope, I love fat girls. They are usually a lot of fun.

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2015 4:36 PM EST

in response to: Fat girls make me sick, how about you?
This girl is a wandering idiot..She babbles nonsense. V

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2015 4:13 PM EST

in response to: OMG, soooo. Hello! :)
Does anybody rebmmeer a girl that use2 sing this song in the 90 s i just rebmmeer tut tha thudda, tut tha thudda, tut ta thudda thudda thudda..i think it was madonna but i cant find it:(

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2015 12:42 PM EST

in response to: JOKE OF THE WEEK Q: What did the chicken egg say to the pot of boiling water? A: It's going to take me a while to get hard, I got laid this morning.
Mr Declan, it was great having a chcnae to chat with you on Saturday at Mike's shop. Spent the whole weekend reading Frankenstein and loved it, massive bit of work that. Really looking forward to Sweeny Todd (in a year or so, hey I can wait).Is it ok if I link you to me blog? Have a look if you like, it's got that Irish girl Josie I mentioned and some film stuff.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 8:44 PM EST

in response to: JOKE OF THE WEEK Q: What did the chicken egg say to the pot of boiling water? A: It's going to take me a while to get hard, I got laid this morning.
Of course not. Men love it when big fat girls go around with their boobs flopping everywhere.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 8:10 PM EST

in response to: should I put a bra on?
Fat girls suck.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 6:35 PM EST

in response to: Why are there so many really fat chicks on dating sites and why do they lie on there profiles? These pigs are thick, fluffy, fuller figured etc. They are God damn mind bendingly FAT!
Beth - I feel so blessed to have this beuatiful shot you took of my girls! I can't thank you enough for that!!! What a great time we had with you guys and what wonderful photos you took while we were there! I'm thrilled to have them to cherish for many years to come. Lots of love,Beth

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 6:12 PM EST

in response to: talked dad into taking me tomorrow to my appointment..mom will stay with the twins
Girls, girls, girls down on the sunset-strip..rocking.. Red lips and finger-tips..

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2015 3:13 PM EST

in response to: Are you a playa?
As you know, I'm worrying for Soh. I've phoned to the pastry where she works in New-York City. The young girl on the phone said she was not working today...but then she checked the staff schedule and told me she will be on duty on January 15, starting at 2 pm. I now know my little dog is still alive ay!!! :) But I'm not sure if I'll find the courage to call tomorrow. Should I call? CK

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2015 6:35 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio.us Archives Presents "Voices of Our Brothers" Ghostposter exhibit: It's me!! Am in the Peens, and my ATM card isn't working. I tried signing in my online bank, and they say that my account is frozen due to repeated attempts to eat cat hit out of Pia's ćunt!! The fuсking boinkers!! Don't these assholes know I am overseas and need cash... Pls. help! What should I do???........ Soh ( ID-263 )PHILIPPINES/Nov 08, 2014 01:05 AM
This girl is a wandering idiot..She babbles nonsense.

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2015 9:05 PM EST

in response to: Do you guys have any suggestions for my dinner, you silly moos?
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