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The #620 Rule of a Lady: a girl hears. A Lady understands.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 5:58 PM EST

in response to: a lady must act like a lady?
Strange. What is this boyfriend /girlfriend thing you earthling speak ofŅ

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 7:37 AM EST

in response to: Do you fantasizing about having a girlfriend or boyfriend?
I don't know if this is true, so take it with a grain of salt please. But my dad told me the reason "Hee Haw" isn't in syndication is because Misty Roe, Minnie Pearl, and the the other Hee Haw girls wanted too much money, so it never happened. RIP Hee Haw.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 7:37 PM EST

in response to: Do you have a sweetheart?
You mean "girls"?

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2014 5:00 AM EST

in response to: How easy are the GREs?
I always wonder about those conjoined girls with one reproductive system

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2014 7:47 PM EST

in response to: The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this; You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. You're not... He has a date coming over tonight........ You only have one ass............ Feel better?
Please. You have no girlfriend. Your mom doesn't count

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2014 7:22 PM EST

in response to: my girlfriend is a poet and she has several poems that are explicit about exciting past sexual escapades. thoughts on how to deal with inevitable jealousy arising from these, while keeping myself open to her and her writing?
Please. You have no girlfriend. Your mom doesn't count

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2014 7:22 PM EST

in response to: my girlfriend is a poet and she has several poems that are explicit about exciting past sexual escapades. thoughts on how to deal with inevitable jealousy arising from these, while keeping myself open to her and her writing?
Several. 1) You don't have a girlfriend. 2) It is unlikely you will ever have a girlfriend. 3) You've probably never had a conversation with a female less than twice your age.

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2014 6:47 PM EST

in response to: my girlfriend just sent me a nude photo of herself that she said she found in the recycle bin on her computer and nonchalantly gave it to me, sardonically saying i could have it if i ever wanted to jack off or whatever. i'm all for nude photos and i am not a prude, but the way she gave it to me made it seem like she had it left over from taking it for another dude in the past. it's an old photo. makes me feel weird. thoughts?
You mean "Ran" Paul, the punk who runs away from a teenage girl who asks simple questions. What kind of president would that make? How would he confront Putin if he can't handle a teenage girl?

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2014 11:35 PM EST

in response to: It sure feels good to be a Conservative. Comments?
Sadly, some of those girls are now bald, aging women.

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2014 2:53 AM EST

in response to: Why were Beatles fans once screaming girls, while they're now only bald old beer-bellied male fans? Where are those girls?
I was in a stadium with 55,000 girls screaming at the Beatles. The record companies could not have afforded to pay them all to scream. It was Beatlemania.

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2014 11:19 PM EST

in response to: Why were Beatles fans once screaming girls, while they're now only bald old beer-bellied male fans? Where are those girls?
the record companys used to pay young girls to act this way.

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2014 10:59 PM EST

in response to: Why were Beatles fans once screaming girls, while they're now only bald old beer-bellied male fans? Where are those girls?
You need some mushrooms and spinach, girl. Do you like mushrooms?

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 6:11 PM EST

in response to: I want to make the egg thing, but I forgot the cheese... I can't make the egg thing with out the cheese... This time, I'll use cherry tomatoes instead of plum... :)
On guys: no. On girls: no.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 2:44 PM EST

in response to: Are cut-off shorts sexy?
I know a girl

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 2:14 PM EST

in response to: daviddovadia@sherrii_elkaderi Listen David Ovadia you Israeli military hunchback, you are a fýcking Gazan child killer psychopath. Burn in hell. Anyone want to dip his head down the bog at the fairground?
Take it off. Make up is for ugly girls so they can try to be pretty.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 11:59 AM EST

in response to: I have to sneeze, but if I do, I'll ruin my eye makeup... It's not dry yet. What should I do? Quick!
You're also 100% not a 15-year-old girl.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 5:23 AM EST

in response to: Am I a sadist? I'm a 15 year old girl, and a lot lately I've been looking a lot into BDSM and things of that nature. I've also been thinking and it does kind of appeal to me, the idea of dominating someone and inflicting some sort of pain. Does this mean I'm a sadist, or is my schizophrenia behind this? (No troll answers, please. I'm 100% serious.)
You're a bad girl. You break all the rules.

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2014 4:21 PM EST

in response to: Does this sound crazy?
When a see I pretty girl, I like to fanaticize abouing eating cat öhit out of her ćunt

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2014 5:19 PM EST

in response to: Jesus condemns looking at women or girls in order to lust after them. (Matt 5:28) So perving at chicks, which lots of 17 year old guys would treat as normal, is a sin and offends God. Itís easy to get sucked into a cycle which fuels sexual desire to the point where it canít be controlled. Perving at girls at school or at the beach, looking at p0rnography, worst of all internet p0rn, all fuel desire.
When I see a pretty girl I like the fantasize about her sucking my dick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2014 5:14 PM EST

in response to: Jesus condemns looking at women or girls in order to lust after them. (Matt 5:28) So perving at chicks, which lots of 17 year old guys would treat as normal, is a sin and offends God. Itís easy to get sucked into a cycle which fuels sexual desire to the point where it canít be controlled. Perving at girls at school or at the beach, looking at p0rnography, worst of all internet p0rn, all fuel desire.
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