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my dog is a god.

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2017 3:48 PM EST

in response to: Did you know that dog food lid" backwards is "dildo of God?
Just dating isn't illegal at all. God, what do they teach you kids in sex ed these days?

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2017 2:21 PM EST

in response to: Would it be illegal for a 13 yr old to date a 16 yr old? (No sex, obviously)
f*ck off you goddamn piece of sh*t

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2017 11:10 PM EST

in response to: I'm starting a "go fund me" page to help finance my love of typing "NlGGER CUNT" as the answer to every question on an obscure website that's frequented a maximum of 8 unique users. Anyone here care to spare a few dimes?
i swear to god I meant to type testicals

UNITED STATES / JUN 16, 2017 2:45 AM EST

in response to: If I had balls for how many geneders there are how many festivals would I have
If God is eternal, why can't the universe be eternal?

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2017 10:33 AM EST

in response to: The universe was created by GOOOOOOOD.
Your God has abandoned you.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2017 8:54 AM EST

in response to: There is no such thing as God. Dopey fuсking cunts
There is no such thing as God. Dopey fuсking cunt.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2017 8:33 AM EST

in response to: The universe was created by GOOOOOOOD.
Who created God?

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2017 8:05 AM EST

in response to: The universe was created by GOOOOOOOD.
May God have mercy on your wicked soul.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2017 3:35 PM EST

in response to: Did you pray to your God today?
I refuse to pray to the white man's angry God.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2017 2:58 PM EST

in response to: Did you pray to your God today?
God no....nothing could be worse.

UNITED STATES / JUN 9, 2017 4:56 PM EST

in response to: Who likes big fat dumb fat chicks? Raise your hand.
The big ones usually are stupid. If they were smart they would let themselves get so God damn big.

UNITED STATES / JUN 9, 2017 3:15 PM EST

in response to: What are your plans for the weekend?...Me, I intend to do some hogging on Saturday night. The pots up to $250 bucks and I got my eye on a sure winner.
well I don't believe in God, and I also don't believe I am a moron : /

UNITED STATES / JUN 7, 2017 10:45 PM EST

in response to: Does a moron like you believe in god?
God hates rednecks too.

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2017 11:18 AM EST

in response to: 💒⛪️GOD HATES FAGS AND NlGGERS💒⛪️🏙
God works in mysterious ways.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2017 1:07 AM EST

in response to: why are some people lucky and others not?
If by 'your God' you mean 'whatever it is that keeps the universe going', then yes, it will.

UNITED STATES / MAY 28, 2017 7:35 PM EST

in response to: If every human on Earth died, would your God continue to keep Saturn orbiting the sun?
My current record is 13. God my dick was sore after that...

UNITED STATES / MAY 28, 2017 5:24 PM EST

in response to: (Men only). Have you ever tried to see how many times you could Masturbate in one day?
The great Potato God did it.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2017 2:37 PM EST

in response to: Who put all these potatoes here?
Hell no wtf that's a sick and plz god help this hell how.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2017 6:19 AM EST

in response to: Could democracy be best described as a pedofile and two sexy 7 year old girls deciding how they will spend the day?
False flags....it keeps the minds of the plebes focused away from what the God damn Jews are doing to destroy western civilization.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 3:52 PM EST

in response to: ISIS has literally taken over a city in Mindanao, Philippines. Why isn't the world taking notice, and is only focusing on a bombing in the U.K.?
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