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Thank God for that

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2014 10:20 AM EST

in response to: Should I leave him? I'm not happy. I love him, we have 2 babies. I love him. I'm so unhappy. All we do is fight, I never see him. I love him so much.
I woke up at five and thanked God I was alive.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 11:26 AM EST

in response to: I woke up about four Had a piss on the floor And I then spent a whole hour wanking
The devil created god in his unknowable image and god created man, to be bound up in the vibratory prison called earth.

/ JUL 24, 2014 11:12 AM EST

in response to: I looketh up to the sky, and saw a bog, and from it came all filth. In it was the devil with jobby. So I called out, and commanded it come down. And cometh down it did upon the rock. The bog full of jobby smashed on the rock and the diarrhea came out on the land and killed all the people and there was a smell. It was the devil and I commanded that he flew away.
Man created God in his own image.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 11:09 AM EST

in response to: I looketh up to the sky, and saw a bog, and from it came all filth. In it was the devil with jobby. So I called out, and commanded it come down. And cometh down it did upon the rock. The bog full of jobby smashed on the rock and the diarrhea came out on the land and killed all the people and there was a smell. It was the devil and I commanded that he flew away.
Notice god's neutrality here. He created 'him, the devil' and made him fly away. He didn't eliminate or bind up the power of evil. The devil will be back to play another of god's games another day. There is a saying, 'God help the people'. Is god really the devil? Is god really the imagination of his creation, the devil?

/ JUL 24, 2014 11:06 AM EST

in response to: I looketh up to the sky, and saw a bog, and from it came all filth. In it was the devil with jobby. So I called out, and commanded it come down. And cometh down it did upon the rock. The bog full of jobby smashed on the rock and the diarrhea came out on the land and killed all the people and there was a smell. It was the devil and I commanded that he flew away.
A man only has three sizes, Small, Medium, and Oh my God!

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 6:37 PM EST

in response to: Do people still refer to large, but beautiful women as "buxom"? It's sounds like something Playboy would have said in the 1970s.
GOD, just to see how that board really works.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 10:59 AM EST

in response to: If you could hang out with a famous person, who would that person be and why?
Oh God. JH groupies. No, he has accomplished nothing. His sites are boring wanna-be "art". It's not even bad art.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 9:38 AM EST

in response to: Why the hell would Jonathan Harris list this site as an accomplishment? The guy is a bigger asshole than you dysfunctional trolls.
Eeeww!!! god!!!

/ JUL 21, 2014 7:38 PM EST

in response to: Oh! I chopped up a yam... fried it, tried it... sooo gross.
Godsmack has a new single out. I think it's about cars or something like that.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 9:33 PM EST

in response to: Heard any new music worth mentioning?
becoming god

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 4:08 AM EST

in response to: What have you been doing with the time that has been given to you?
god have its soul

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2014 4:05 AM EST

in response to: I killed a rabbit today
Use a God damn towel like a normal person.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 7:26 PM EST

in response to: Is less hair better when it comes to fat lovin? Or is hair needed to wick away sweat?
dear God no.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 6:38 PM EST

in response to: Labia. Discuss.
Brown rivers once were blue now the fish float upside down. Ancestral burial grounds thatís where you built your towns. The smokestacks from your factories they pollute my skies. You slaughtered all my buffalo and you left me here to die. And all of this you have done in the name of God.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 3:46 PM EST

in response to: Youíre all illegal! We didnít invite you here.† Weíre the only Native Americans here! We didnít invite none of you. Get on with all your bogus arguments; weíre the only legal ones here.
God is my co-pilot.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 2:35 PM EST

in response to: What helps to guide our destiny?
Strip my clothes off, and do a sexy goddess dance around my room.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 12:54 PM EST

in response to: What do you do for amusement?
Oh, good god, wrong cartoon people! Brian is on Family Guy and he's back on the show. Cleveland is too BTW.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 5:34 PM EST

in response to: How did the American Dad cartoon end with the psycho hot-tub/jacuzzi?
Most people would say that they didn't hate Jews but that the Jews had no right to take over the land that they did. Christians believe that the Jews were told by God that they were to have the Promised Land and that is where they are. Almost everyone living is on land that once belonged to someone else so it seems that they can have it as long as they can defend it.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 10:33 AM EST

in response to: Why does Italy hate Jews? But more importantly, why does Izzy put up with it? It's like some serious Stockholm Syndrome case.
Well... all that night stuff is over ... thank God.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2014 10:45 PM EST

in response to: Is FM on tonite?
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