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UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2015 12:46 PM EST

in response to: who created pancake bunny?
Thank God for small favors.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 9:30 PM EST

in response to: I'm just waiting till my tablet charges, then I am out of here!
God, you are a bore.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 5:38 PM EST

in response to: €urop€ans didnt discover the Americas. They fucķed it up. Discuss.
Your God?

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2015 2:13 PM EST

in response to: has your GOD given you the power to Quít Justcurio ?
Thank God.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2015 11:19 AM EST

in response to: Bog of jobby posts..............We had a corporate meeting last night and decided any posts with these words in it will not be responded to!!!
One of my favorite quotes: "Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong; that is your oath. And that is so you remember it. Rise a knight... rise a knight! " — Godfrey of Ibelin

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2015 2:38 AM EST

in response to: I haven't been out to the theaters in such awhile. What is a good movie to go see?
Well, you see, it's like this... either Satan is God's very own glove puppet, or God is a very good cosmic ventriloquist. But then I've heard that pair are alternating Russian dolls one inside the other. Who's the big one on the outside, that's what I want to know!

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 23, 2015 2:11 PM EST

in response to: Do you view Downs Syndrome babies as the proof that God has a sense of humour, or disgusting mockeries of the human form... surely satan's hand at work?
I want you to experience agony. It's good for your soul asshole. I the Lord your God has spoken.

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 23, 2015 11:12 AM EST

in response to: Oh, good lord. Why the hell did I wake up so damn early?
Don't think of God as anything man-made, think of God as everything beautiful and everything painful in this universe. Think of God as everyone you love most, and the most hateful people you can think of on this planet. God has created all of this and has a purpose for all of this. He is simultaneously humble enough to speak with each of us, and powerful enough to have brought us, our species, and the conception of self-consciousness into being.

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2015 1:49 AM EST

in response to: I don’t understand how someone could be an atheist. Think about God as software, right? If you were to look at God’s face, your head would explode. Because your head is a calculator, and the amount of information that would be embedded in his face would fit only on a Google-size data center. Your head cannot handle that much information. Stop looking for God.
I say Disturbed, Godsmack, Mastodon, Behemoth, Five Finger Death Punch, Halestorm, Pretty Reckless, and Avenged Sevenfold.

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2015 5:39 PM EST

in response to: You say Aphex Twin, I say One Direction. You say Death Grips, I say Justin Bieber. You say James Ferraro, I say Taylor Swift. 99% of hipsters today have shìt taste in music. Are you part of the 1% left with good taste?
Neither one. I'm using a clay tablet with a chisel to write out these in cuneiform. Which are sent to the gods, who use their magic to send it to you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2015 10:48 PM EST

in response to: Do you still use a computer or just your phone?
Good God, don't get *creepy*...

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2015 8:24 PM EST

in response to: I've been major friendzoned but I am soooooooooooo in love with her and work with her. Should I have another go?
There's too much negative for the positive to have much affect. It's like Bolivia saying, right we're gonna sort out the corruption in this world. If there was a god that cares about anything, then it doesn't have much will power.

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2015 4:56 AM EST

in response to: has there ever been a random moment where you thought things were going to be negative but the universe was like "Boom" "Click" this was meant to be. You were put in this spot, at this moment, to help this person?
No, there are no gods.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2015 10:13 PM EST

in response to: Could I be a real demigod? And does any one else have symptoms of being a demigod
You are only a hemi-demi-semi-god, called Gob the Sod.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2015 7:31 PM EST

in response to: Could I be a real demigod? And does any one else have symptoms of being a demigod
Juvenile attempt to get your attention, he likes you. God knows why

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2015 10:24 PM EST

in response to: There's a Starbucks barrista that keeps following me, getting fired from one location and hired to another whenever I take a new route to work. He keeps putting hazelnut syrup in my lattes, trying to make me angry and fight with him. I don't understand why he does it, when it's obvious I just don't care. One time he wrote the URL for his blog on the side of my coffee cup, but I didn't go to it.
God, you're not serious are you?!

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 7, 2015 5:56 PM EST

in response to: Well, hells bells!
If God does not give cancer, then he also can't take credit for any "cures." Praying does absolutely no good.

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2015 2:27 PM EST

in response to: Why does God give children cancer?
God does not give cancer. That is creation from humans from all the toxic chemicals that been introduced into the environment.

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2015 2:05 PM EST

in response to: Why does God give children cancer?
Suprimacis? My God...

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2015 10:05 AM EST

in response to: NZ do you hold a grudge? Are you a nigg er trying to come out of the closet? Are you a black-white suprimacis?
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