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UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 11:49 PM EST

in response to: Do you dream in coIor?
Thank god for air freshener.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 9:34 PM EST

in response to: ass. Discuss.
God is make believe, like Santa

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2014 4:35 PM EST

in response to: Have you heard the word? The word of our friend Jesus who doesn't approve of your sinful ways? When you pleasure yourself you are also pleasuring Satan.
Meanwhile..God is watching..such a pervert....

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2014 4:16 PM EST

in response to: Have you heard the word? The word of our friend Jesus who doesn't approve of your sinful ways? When you pleasure yourself you are also pleasuring Satan.
Please God, let it be uni-scrotum

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2014 2:59 PM EST

in response to: Someone who posted here today will die tomorrow.
God didn't create anything.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2014 7:19 AM EST

in response to: Stop fags from marrying. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and the Arse-Ripper
i don't think god was very much into creating stuff

UNITED STATES / JUL 6, 2014 5:29 AM EST

in response to: Do you ever wonder why God made you a whiny little bitch?
If you're all powerful, you're not supposed to be affected by fatigue or tiredness. You should have the power to overcome any weakness. ~God

NETHERLANDS / JUL 4, 2014 4:45 PM EST

in response to: What makes you think you have all the answers?
Unfortunately, I'm not supposed to get tired of all that pathetic whining and moaning, as I'm omnipotent. ~God

NETHERLANDS / JUL 4, 2014 4:05 PM EST

in response to: What makes you think you have all the answers?
Well, you people said that I was omniscient and omnipotent. ~God

NETHERLANDS / JUL 4, 2014 3:26 PM EST

in response to: What makes you think you have all the answers?
Albums: Godsmack: the Oracle. Disturbed: Indestructible.

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2014 2:53 PM EST

in response to: Happy Birthday day American! What are some good songs to play today?
To which side, God’s or Satan's would your knees bend? GOD IS THE DEVIL. GOD DOES NOT STOP HIS ACTS OF EVIL. Your question is one of insanity.

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2014 2:52 PM EST

in response to: Happy Birthday America, you are no longer little sweet sixteen…Nor are you a dainty ballerina or a beauty queen. Having joined in the stoning of His prophets and saints, Your make-up’s make-up clearly resembles war-paint! If you could see all things from beginning to end… To which side, God’s or Satan's would your knees bend?
7.Is this really the devil (god) disguised as 'the Tester' (Saturn), for which the consequence of free will would end up with 'the Fall'. Something which god must have seen in advance, since god is outside of time and space. So why create this thing called the devil, or satan, or the serpent? Why not do the testing yourself, or use some willing un-fallen angel who is without sin? Why use the source of ultimate evil to do your 'testing'?

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2014 2:48 PM EST

in response to: Happy Birthday America, you are no longer little sweet sixteen…Nor are you a dainty ballerina or a beauty queen. Having joined in the stoning of His prophets and saints, Your make-up’s make-up clearly resembles war-paint! If you could see all things from beginning to end… To which side, God’s or Satan's would your knees bend?
6. The serpent(the devil) was one of the most cunning creatures that god had made. In this context it looks as if the serpent's purpose was to deceive. Another evil act of god done by someone else disguised as 'the Test'?

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2014 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Happy Birthday America, you are no longer little sweet sixteen…Nor are you a dainty ballerina or a beauty queen. Having joined in the stoning of His prophets and saints, Your make-up’s make-up clearly resembles war-paint! If you could see all things from beginning to end… To which side, God’s or Satan's would your knees bend?
3. Hiding behind it all is child sacrifice and abuse and blood drinking, just like god did at the altar, when a lamb was slain. His presence came down upon the dead animal and the life force was drunk (like a vampire entity). Who is this 'God?' IS GOD THE DEVIL?

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2014 2:36 PM EST

in response to: Happy Birthday America, you are no longer little sweet sixteen…Nor are you a dainty ballerina or a beauty queen. Having joined in the stoning of His prophets and saints, Your make-up’s make-up clearly resembles war-paint! If you could see all things from beginning to end… To which side, God’s or Satan's would your knees bend?
2.To further disguise any suspicions of this, god decided to call the devil's sins 'the Test'. To test humanity. This comes from the trial and struggle of the Saturn Principle and the meaning of the Hebrew Shaytan. In this, the devil is carrying out work for god, under his instruction. But what's contained within this test?

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2014 2:36 PM EST

in response to: Happy Birthday America, you are no longer little sweet sixteen…Nor are you a dainty ballerina or a beauty queen. Having joined in the stoning of His prophets and saints, Your make-up’s make-up clearly resembles war-paint! If you could see all things from beginning to end… To which side, God’s or Satan's would your knees bend?
1.The devil is god's proxy who does god's dirty work:God got the devil to do his dirty work, so he wouldn't be blamed for the sin. But he got the devil to do it of his own free will so that he could be blameless.

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2014 2:35 PM EST

in response to: Happy Birthday America, you are no longer little sweet sixteen…Nor are you a dainty ballerina or a beauty queen. Having joined in the stoning of His prophets and saints, Your make-up’s make-up clearly resembles war-paint! If you could see all things from beginning to end… To which side, God’s or Satan's would your knees bend?
Who created Satan? Who gave Satan freewill to destroy? God's proxy...

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2014 2:00 PM EST

in response to: Happy Birthday America, you are no longer little sweet sixteen…Nor are you a dainty ballerina or a beauty queen. Having joined in the stoning of His prophets and saints, Your make-up’s make-up clearly resembles war-paint! If you could see all things from beginning to end… To which side, God’s or Satan's would your knees bend?
Yes, thank god! It's like 100 in here.

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 10:19 PM EST

in response to: Do you have your ac running?
Gods and goddesses.

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 8:17 PM EST

in response to: I am offended by the term "Aliens". Can you please call us by the more respectful name, "Celestial-Americans", please?
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