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I wouldn't trade them for anyone else. I'm lucky to have parents at all. The only thing is that sometimes I wish they were healthier...happier...I guess I wish I was a better kid. Maybe then they would be happier and healthier.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 8:04 AM EST

in response to: If you could choose your parents, would you still choose the ones you have now?
Depends. It'd have to be my version of what is or isn't "hot." And that changes sometimes. So I guess...no. Because I'd never be able to know that I worked to be hot. Plus, I've taken a lot of pills over the years, and I feel like every pill comes with a side effect.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 7:40 AM EST

in response to: If you could take a pill to be instantaniously hot, so with an excellent figure, and perfect, would you take it daily?
Sometimes you don't. Sometimes even close friends can drift really far away and even not come back. Friends come and go. I guess the ones that are close are the ones that still talk to you even after a lot of time has gone by, as if no time has gone by at all.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 7:17 AM EST

in response to: How do you know when your friends are close friends?
Slowly. Painfully. But eventually, they just fade away. And/or you decide you're tired of being in love with them. Tired of wasting your energy on them. In which case, maybe you make the ultimate decision to try and forget about them. Distance yourself from them. I guess the best way is to try and focus on yourself. Or, as some may put it, the best way to get over someone is to "get under" someone else. But not for them, for you.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 7:12 AM EST

in response to: how do you fall out of love with someone
"Act like a kid"? The only one stupid here is you for supporting the overbreeding of the human population. I have made better choices, done more for my community, and I'm probably sexier than your lazy, deadbeat self who is surrounded by 10 annoying brats, and have nothing to look for in the future. You hate the ChildFree because you are fuсking jealous of us. You look down on us. Well, guess what: We look down on you too!

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2015 12:19 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network Monthly Review for May 2015: What was the most shocking news story of that month? I'll fuсking tell you: On May 31, a 22 year old college student killed his mother over some bad grades. What the fuсk is this shìt?!? Now you know why I want to be fuсking ChildFree. Kids these days are fuсking disrespectful fuсks! What is going on here with today's youth? THIS IS FUСKING BULLSHlT!
Well I suppose you have a point, I guess this is better than hearing shaft,dumbfu¢k,klop wobbly, or any of the other spammers

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 10:10 PM EST

in response to: I had bad gas on Sunday and all I did was fart into my chair all day. I just plopped down and a puff of fart smell engulfed me. Do you think febreeze will do the trick?
well i guess we can just wait around for the dumbF person to post then

/ MAY 26, 2015 9:27 PM EST

in response to: I had bad gas on Sunday and all I did was fart into my chair all day. I just plopped down and a puff of fart smell engulfed me. Do you think febreeze will do the trick?
Guess you're not old enough to remember those websites

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 4:12 PM EST

in response to: How to delete an old tripod website that's no longer relevant? Don't have the password.
You also said you swallowed, but I'm guessing that was a lit too

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2015 7:53 PM EST

in response to: So, you and I finally meet. We are sitting in a lil cafe having coffee, and you say....
peafowl I guess

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2015 1:28 AM EST

in response to: What is the most exotic pet you've ever come across?
Okay, so I guess we live in a world were intelligence is measured by the ability to get around around a website profanity block.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2015 9:33 PM EST

in response to: Smartfụck
Yes, there's a lake by my town with a dock where I like to go and just stare at the water just breath and enjoy and in my backyard I climb a tree and just sit and be maybe listen to music or read or even sleep I guess I find these spots special because I can just do what I like or there's something I enjoy the breeze or the sunset hitting the water.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 11:01 PM EST

in response to: Are there special places for you?
Thats mean to say about your wife, but no judgment. I will guess 528lbs

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 12:38 PM EST

in response to: My big fat wife is going to the doctors today to get weighed, anyone care to bet that she breaks the scale?
I guess that is mildly humorous. Not really, though

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2015 8:31 PM EST

in response to: A Muslim immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible." The doctor examines him and then says: "You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, and also throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage. Then put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days." The Arab does this and goes back to the doctor 10 days later and says "I feel wonderful! what was wrong with me?" The doctor replied, "You were homesick."
I was banned and they said I was someone else even though I am not. They think I am a troll who pretends to be multiple people. I guess there are trolls but it does not mean everyone is a troll.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2015 4:16 PM EST

in response to: How many of you are banned from ghostposter?
probably because you can't really not allow things. It violates your freedom rights i guess and religious beliefs

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2015 5:13 PM EST

in response to: Circumcision is mutilation. Why is it still allowed?
I would guess that is provolone.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2015 12:44 PM EST

in response to: I went out for lunch. I took my normal walk to the river. I turned to go get a cheese steak from a place I haven't visited in a couple years. Crossed many construction workers doing their thing. Stood in line... a long line. Overweight person in front of me was telling their partner I only drink diet soda. I mind my own business. I get to the counter and the person remembers me "Provie, sauce, no onion, hot" I smile and say "yes".
Never heard of that before. I'll take a random guess: a type of curtain in a vestry.

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2015 6:22 PM EST

in response to: Seeing the word "Cuevent" what do you think this means in your own words?
Great job i guess..? lol

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2015 9:06 PM EST

in response to: I stopped watching p0rn 3 months ago and no longer have the desire to whip my penís with a cat o' nine tails while urinating.
You still get paychecks? I guess you never had heard of direct deposit.

UNITED STATES / MAY 1, 2015 9:07 PM EST

in response to: My paychecks look like phone numbers
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