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UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 4:02 PM EST

in response to: JOKE OF THE WEEK A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench, bored out of their minds. "How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. " then lets kill it," shouted the murderer. " We can do all that and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's not forget to burn it," said the pyromaniac. Silence took over... and the masochist says: "Meow."
On guys: no. On girls: no.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 2:44 PM EST

in response to: Are cut-off shorts sexy?
why is the british guy mad at me

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 9:16 AM EST

in response to: justcurio techno dance party 2
why is the british guy mad at me

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 9:16 AM EST

in response to: justcurio techno dance party 2
why is the british guy mad at me

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 9:14 AM EST

in response to: justcurio techno dance party 2
Bs. I know two nice guys, who are hooked up with to lovely ladies. And, yes I did say Ladies.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 3:11 AM EST

in response to: There are 2 kinds of men in this world: nice guys and douchebags. And I'm the only nice guy left and I don't have a hot girlfriend because girls are retards that only go for jerks.
ata guy

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2014 11:24 PM EST

in response to: I have a headache. I think its your fault. Is it?
What the matter? Pissed that that a black guy is a million times more successful than you? Hahahaha!!!!

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2014 9:32 PM EST

in response to: Rumor has it that Israel may be made into a protectorate of the US. Why don't the go all the way, and make it the 51st state then? Why are we even there in the first place? Yes, they are our allies, but at this point, we are now seen as unwanted interlopers. And Obama, as usual, is making things worse.
This weird bro keeps messaging on pof and I'm not interested but he's facebook friends with 2 other guys I met off the internet. I have no pictures up and a crappy profile and he appears to be a conventionally attractive guy, so do you think it has something to do with the other 2 guys I met? I'm paranoid..

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2014 6:37 PM EST

in response to: There's nothing racist about wanting your sнitty continent. You deserve it! But you fuсking Euros should have stayed on the way down. The dictionary gives ﺗﻌﺮّﺽ ﻟﻠﻤﺸﺎﻛﻞ As the Standard Arabic equivalent for you, and your boring islands deserve it! At 3:49 GMT, an Ottoman era townhouse ifikapo 1139 Jina Street, Algeirs, Algeria, alikuwa zilizoharibiwa chini.
Hey kid? Despite what the guys at school told you, don't stick your wang in mom's vacuum cleaner. They were just being mean.

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2014 7:17 PM EST

in response to: Why is masтurbation so fuсking painful? Am I doing something wrong here?
ata guy

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 12:39 PM EST

in response to: The brain is never blank. If it were... how would you know?
there is a guy in my biology class that i think he likes me and the guy that i told him that i don't like him anymore....uhhh not exactly true. i still have a little crush on him. but NO ONE KNOWS THAT lol. well, except the ppl reading this cuz they don't know who i am lol. but like i will start to like someone else then i like him again! like, i the second i told him i didn't like him, i still liked him! and you know what, its ok that he thinks i don't,

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 11:00 PM EST

in response to: Me and my best friend (we are both girls) make out and kiss but we aren't lesbian and we don't have feelings for each other. We just kiss as best friends like on the movie lol how Lola and Emily kiss. Is this weird. Please help!!
Ata guy

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 3:47 PM EST

in response to: My bf had to borrow my car and now I'm stuck at home for the next 5 hours. What to do?
Some guy's neck.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2014 6:15 PM EST

in response to: What's the most valuable thing you have ever broken?
Put the fat pig on a diet FFS. Black guys are attracted to pigs.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2014 4:31 PM EST

in response to: My daughter weighs about 450lbs and is now dating a nigraz. What should I do about this mess.
No, always male(the less visually appealing sex) their hat looks somewhat phallic and they live in promotion of an ideal propogating a lie that essentially makes money and ruins lives, so it's hard to justify smiling. This new guy may be bucking this trend to an extent.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2014 3:00 PM EST

in response to: do you think the pope looks cool?
He's a good guy.

UNITED KINGDOM / JUL 25, 2014 8:44 AM EST

in response to: Who the heck is bob?
ata guy!

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 5:52 PM EST

in response to: What is your contribution?
Was it the JOKE OF THE WEEK A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10. He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter. “Can I help you?” she asks with a knowing smile. “I was wondering,” whispers the man. “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” “Yes,” she purrs. “I am.” “Well, wash your hands,” he says. “I want a cheeseburger.”

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 4:58 PM EST

in response to: So, I went on the little store this morning. Two customers were in front of me. The cashier starts telling them a some lame jokes. It went like this: Blah, blah. Ha-ha. Yada-yada. Snicker, snort, ha,ha. Meanwhile a line forming behind me and in a hurry to leave, while they were taking their time. Why is that morning people are so damn cheerful?
Bring it on, tough guy. Let's see whatcha got.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 11:54 AM EST

in response to: Anyone fancy a game of table tennis?
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