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Sister's hair follicles stuffed with porcupine quills.

CANADA / APR 22, 2015 10:53 PM EST

in response to: Complete the sentence: Sister's _ _ _ _ stuffed with _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
I don't sit on the internet. I prefer chairs

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 10:39 AM EST

in response to: do any of you do anything besides sit around on the internet?
If you're double jointed that can happen. I used to pop mine from time to time. Try sitting in a more comfortable chair and keep it to minimum of no more than two hours.

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2015 11:45 PM EST

in response to: This question is for doctors or someone who knows the human body very well. I was on the track team and my hip started to pop. It caused slight discomfort when it popped and got worse with time. I go to the doctor and get an X-Ray and the doctor said my hip looked fine on the X-Ray. What could cause it to pop and hurt but look fine on an X-Ray. Also if I sit down to long it will start to hurt and so will part of my lower back
Find a wheelchair.

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2015 11:40 PM EST

in response to: someone's in the hospital again. whatre we gonna do to have fun?
when I wipe my ass I feel hairs like steel wool around the hole ;)...:)

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2015 9:52 PM EST

in response to: You can say bad/nasty/sarcastic things about me on JC, and it's all good. :) You can never get over the fact that I get to you... hence you always mention my name. :) Yerp!
NO! Smooth, supple, clear skin. Healthy hair and nails! Sheesh...

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 10:54 PM EST

in response to: Do you know the importance of staying well moisturized and hydrated?
Fat, bald, hairless albino :)

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2015 11:21 PM EST

in response to: Describe your ideal boyfriend
My hairy ass itches.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2015 6:54 AM EST

in response to: what part of your body would you like me to gently stroke
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:39 PM EST

in response to: After I first heard the story of Anne Frank, I cried for days. First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare. ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 09:35 AM
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Why was there so many Jews in Auschwitz ? The entrance was free. ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 09:37 AM
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: How many Jews can you fit in an VW? Two in the front, two in the back, six million in the ashtray ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 09:39 AM
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Hitler was a fůcking jew
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UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 1:14 PM EST

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UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 1:12 PM EST

in response to: FUĆKING JEW
How did the Zionist bankers, Rothschilds, Schiff's and Warburgs pick up the Weimar Republic, turn it into Nazi Germany then trash it and kill 200,000+ in Dresden, why they hired a Jewish man to rule over blonde haired white people and kill 50 million whites. They focused on 125,000 Jewish deaths. 50,000,000>125,000. Three world wars. The killing of whites who have a low birth rate.

/ MAR 19, 2015 6:01 AM EST

in response to: What's worse than the holocaust? 6,000,000 Jews. ISRAEL/Mar 17, 2015 08:28 AM
Jump off a chair with three tantalum rods glowing yellow hot at 2900 degrees centigrade shoved up yer arse. Why three?

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 15, 2015 5:02 PM EST

in response to: How to maximise chances of instant death when falling from not a great height
I like German women. Blonde hair and blue eyes. We could have millions of children.

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 15, 2015 3:19 PM EST

in response to: I think the guy from the United Kingdom likes me
I don't like dyed hair at all.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2015 3:14 AM EST

in response to: In the past few years I've noticed some women with dyed hair jobs in a deep burgundy color. How many guys actually like this color style?
He into big fat hairy guys you fat hairy pig. Dumbass.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2015 6:09 PM EST

in response to: My gay neighbor told me he wants to have sex with me. He said that he is really into bears. What the hell does that mean? I told him to go to the zoo.
You are a Gay fly jam and nematode soup eating Nancy man. You wear a pink bouffant hairdo and U.S. military uniform. You say "Oooohh!!! fancy!!" to your hairy chested coconut matting Gay Nancy one eyed varicose-veined Octopus-Man chimaera Loverpuff.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2015 4:49 PM EST

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