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Actually the worst thing about being a pedophile is the mind. No matter how hard a pedophile tries to fight the urges, it only makes them want it more and more. As the pedophile glances over a child and gazes into their eyes, they realize they have this tingling sensation to be with it. They want to caress the child's skin. Fondle their hair. Hold it tightly hoping to get to second base. The sad part... Second base never occurs. The pedophile has to force it. Cause it wants the child.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2017 6:20 AM EST

in response to: What's the very worst thing about being a pedophile? Getting the little bitches' blood out of your clown suit
I think it depends on the individual tbh, but recently more women are into facial hair. Anything a bit more than stubble I think, i'm into a short thick beard- not too long which is exactly what my boyfriend has. A lot of guys are doing that now too as well.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2017 12:50 PM EST

in response to: What do women prefer no facial hair, stubble, a short beard or a long beard?
Bitch's love my hair.

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2017 11:43 PM EST

in response to: What do women prefer no facial hair, stubble, a short beard or a long beard?
Most women I know do not have facial hair, certainly not a short or long beard.

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2017 10:43 PM EST

in response to: What do women prefer no facial hair, stubble, a short beard or a long beard?
That's not funny hair. He glued a tumbleweed to his head.

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2017 3:30 PM EST

in response to: Did you ever think this clown, this buffoon with the funny hair, would ever become a world leader?
Try some custom manufacturers online. You might find someone that will make chair that cans hold an elephant.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 2:48 PM EST

in response to: I took my 600lb wife shopping for furniture yesterday and we check out new living room sets. It was an eye opener because most furniture today can't handle my wife's weight. Does anyone have any suggestions on where to find some good sturdy furniture that will last under the use of an over 600lb person?
Get a job, you ass sucking millennial. You're a hairy growth on your parents ass.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 9:24 AM EST

in response to: Howdy doo? ☺️ Whatcha going right now?? I have to get ready to go out. I have to start my day!
A gradually more compelling argument for why I need a haircut.

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2017 10:12 PM EST

in response to: What's the first thing you see in the morning when you look in the mirror?
To make hair balls to throw up.

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2017 12:01 PM EST

in response to: Why does my cat eat his fur?
Nothing sexual lol. But challenges accepted. I will shove a watermelon up the written words "my ass". And I will jump out of a plane without a parachute if its a little plane not flying. Your challenges will be filmed and mentioned! Extreeeeeeme! But really I need challenges like cutting my long ass hair and donating it to charity, pranking my husband ideas, eating weird food ideas, etc. Keep in mind this is going to be a fun/funny thing to do =D

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2017 11:29 AM EST

in response to: I'm trying to raise money to get my family out of debt. I'm trying to do challenges and pranks that will be put on video depending on how much is donated. Like I'm afraid of heights but I will jump off a plane if people donate enough money. I need 150 pranks/challenges by strangers. If I like any of your challenges I will use them on my challenge list. What would you be interested in seeing someone do for money?
Make sure you are outside enough to get a light tan - don't get orange, just tanned enough that you look "glowing". Increasing fruit and vegetable intake will help improve the overall look of your skin. Keep excess hair shaved or tweezed, and lotion after every shower. Make sure your eyebrows are shaped and not too thin or thick. Go to sephora and get makeup applied if you can afford it, and just copy what they do at home.

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2017 1:45 AM EST

in response to: Sorry but if you're pretty, guys WILL approach you. If no one is approaching you, I'm sorry to say you're ugly. You can try approaching guys if you don't mind getting the reputation of the desperate stalker girl, but they won't want a relationship with you. At best you'll be the secret 3am booty call after they've tried all the other girls in their phone.
These tips will remedy the situation 90% of the time. Hair - grow your hair long and get it cut and dyed at a salon monthly. If your hair is thin/fine and your scalp shows through, you can buy hair fibers online that you sprinkle in and it can improve the look of your hair A LOT, just don't use so much that people notice. Skin - take care of any acne issues you may have(cont.)

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2017 1:41 AM EST

in response to: Sorry but if you're pretty, guys WILL approach you. If no one is approaching you, I'm sorry to say you're ugly. You can try approaching guys if you don't mind getting the reputation of the desperate stalker girl, but they won't want a relationship with you. At best you'll be the secret 3am booty call after they've tried all the other girls in their phone.
Sugar and wheat are innocent. Crops of wheat are no threat to mankind and natural sugar occurs as an energy source in just about everything grow. "Carbon Dioxide, CO2, is absorbed by the plant through the stomata (small openings on the underside of the plants leaves) and water, H20, which is absorbed through the root hairs are combined together in a chemical reaction, which produces glucose, or the sugar that plants use for energy". Why avoid the natural?

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2017 5:17 PM EST

in response to: If people knew how dangerous, toxic and deadly sugar and wheat was all the shops would be closed by now. Modern sugar and wheat is white powdery substance just like many drugs out there. That should ring the first bell. Coffee, sugar and wheat are very quickly destroying us and they market it to the weakest of us, our kids(candy for your kids?).
Only the second one! Any guy clean cut or who even possesses a hair brush or comb is gay!!

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 26, 2017 6:05 PM EST

in response to: does anyone else find these things attractive? 1. when someone who is usually clean-cut swears out of emotion 2. when someone is really captured by something/someone beautiful and it is hard for them to focus
A lot of my friends also prematurely gray (lots of white hairs) because of the stress from grades, school, and expectations. For me, I broke. I felt like my brain was fried for a period of time; I didn't want to think and I kind of just did whatever I wanted to. Good thing I did take a "break", I felt like I was actually going to kill myself. So I suggest you take things more easy and get better friends if you need to.

CANADA / AUG 22, 2017 3:58 AM EST

in response to: My parents are yelling at me, and I don't know what to do. I think I'm getting an ulcer. I'm prematurely graying (I'm twelve) because I hate my grades. I can't focus on anything, and I think I'm having a depression relapse. I know this site is mainly intended for jokes, but I can't do anything. Please, someone; actually help me. What should I do?
No involvement of yours here I suppose: /FbiAgentsRaidedTheAlexandriaHomeOfPresidentTrumpsFormerCampaignChairmanLate
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UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2017 4:17 PM EST

in response to: "President Trump's milquetoast response to a protest by white supremacists that turned violent Saturday in Charlottesvilwas rebuked by Republicans in Congress — another breach in the growing rift between the commander in chief and his presumed allies on Capitol Hill." Let the rift grow.
their hair?

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2017 8:02 PM EST

in response to: Women are dying every day and YOU do not care.
I'm on campus.. ☺️ Gotta prepare myself both mentally and physically for a new school semester. In one of the newer buildings, the chairs and communal tables are so fûcking comfortable. I love them..

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2017 10:05 PM EST

in response to: Gotta.. get.. off... this .. ƒucking site. ........ Soh ( ID-263 )
No impeachment. Clearly you people don't know your definitions. Was there evidence? What station was this story on? If this is real, what proof is there that Trump was even involved? Maybe it was just the campaign chairman. None of you know any of these answers. That's why it's called FAKE NEWS! There's no evidence yet not enough information. It's pure fake. Get it together people. You're making yourselves look stupid.

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2017 1:15 PM EST

in response to: "FBI agents raided the Alexandria home of President Trump’s former campaign chairman late last month, using a search warrant to seize documents and other materials, according to people familiar with the special counsel investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election." It's getting more and more serious. Don't you love it?
clothes, brown mascara, lipbalm, wash hair, perfume, tadaaaa

VIETNAM / AUG 7, 2017 3:29 AM EST

in response to: What do you do for appearances?
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