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Slow down.... I smell hair burning

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2014 7:34 AM EST

in response to: Oh! I know what I'll do! I'll take the bus over to Union Square (too late to walk to the store, it'll close before I get there) annnnnd, speed walk home. :) Yay!
Hair pie should always be creamy.

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2014 4:50 PM EST

in response to: Should a pie be crunchy or creamy?
bush was (still is) a fuсking moron. However That doesn't mean The Lord High King Chairman Moabama handled things correctly. In fact his fuсk up made a bad thing worse

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2014 8:05 AM EST

in response to: Oh dear! The New York Times has a story about all the chemical weapons found in Iraq that was kept secret for years. Hmmmmm ..... I thought all the Obamatrons said there weren't any.
and my sister always got special favor because she was fat and let my mother cut her hair in a mushroom cut. (I am fat now too, but due to temporary circumstances.)

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2014 6:53 PM EST

in response to: Ever wonder what the chick who posts all these questions looks like?
fatuglypinkfacedroolingwheniwalkedthewupsthoseyearsbacknowigotallfatcauseitw
ontleavemealonepinkfatuglyfacenohairandblubberylips!!!!!!!!!!


UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2014 11:30 PM EST

in response to: ihateyouyoubaldfatsmellyalbinoyoumakemesickwithyeradvancesitmakesmewanttovom
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Only if you're in a wheelchair.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2014 6:28 PM EST

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I need a hair cut. Like I REALLY *really* need a hair cut. Like I needed one yesterday. Mind you, I am not a blonde... This is what they call long layers. Some may call it beach waves. I call it gorg. :) There is a new hair salon down the block, and I think they have walk-ins for like 25-50 dollars. I'm wondering if I print this out, and take it with me... I need something different.

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2014 3:03 PM EST

in response to: I♥panties. discuss
I need a hair cut. Like I REALLY *really* need a hair cut. Like I needed one yesterday. I like this! I like this alot. Mind you, I am not a blonde... This is what they call long layers. Some may call it beach waves. I call it gorg. :) There is a new hair salon down the block, and I think they have walk-ins for like 25-50 dollars. I'm wondering if I print this out, and take it with me... I need something different.

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2014 2:42 PM EST

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I slathered on night cream, eye cream mixed w/ a lil lip balm on my eye contour and lips, and drink loads of water... The only thing damp is my hair and that's cause I just had a shower...

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2014 10:11 PM EST

in response to: hi, how are you guyz doing tonite?
Now Beercūnt thinks he's an artist--painted a midget mental case with a hairlip and hairy underarms. Prolly one of his family.

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2014 5:20 PM EST

in response to: Yesterday it was Soh; today it's Neth. Those bitches on GP sure are whiny brats.
Either way is fine, I just like long hair.

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2014 3:11 PM EST

in response to: Do you think my hair looks good pulled back?
It's amAzing the length of your ear hair

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2014 2:31 PM EST

in response to: Do you think my hair looks good pulled back?
No, it stands for duck's ass haircut

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2014 8:55 PM EST

in response to: D. A. stands for Dean Albert.
will this work on an ingrown hair?

/ SEP 15, 2014 10:35 PM EST

in response to: I've had a slice of potato bandaged to my boil for an entire day now, and it's drawn out a nice head. Next I am going to do a heated bottle suction extraction.
Suggestion for you, 6:22- heave a chair through a window. If the house is on fire, who cares if the window breaks?

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2014 6:32 PM EST

in response to: Will you know how to get out of your house if it starts to burn?
Idiots from craigslist. I've had 2 no shows this week on some dining chairs. Tired of screwing with all these flakes.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2014 10:43 PM EST

in response to: So, what is on your mind now?
Round, brown, hairy and very smelly. Like pottymouth, here.

UNITED STATES / SEP 7, 2014 8:14 PM EST

in response to: so, whats it like being an asshole?
Sometimes, especially when I'm decently dressed and have my hair combed.

UNITED STATES / SEP 7, 2014 6:08 PM EST

in response to: Do you enjoy meeting new people?
But I must admit that certain whites resemble chimps more: white skin, hairy, aggressive from time to time.

NETHERLANDS / SEP 1, 2014 6:08 PM EST

in response to: I was watching King Kong. Then I switched the channel. There was an interview with Shaquille O'neal. I couldn't tell the difference between Shaquille and King Kong. Do you think you could tell them apart?
I thought whites were the hairy people, just like gorillas?

NETHERLANDS / SEP 1, 2014 5:58 PM EST

in response to: I was watching King Kong. Then I switched the channel. There was an interview with Shaquille O'neal. I couldn't tell the difference between Shaquille and King Kong. Do you think you could tell them apart?
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