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ambition makes you hairy? that's weird.

/ MAY 19, 2015 9:20 PM EST

in response to: Are you ambitious? Ambition makes me so h****. :)
The best solution would to be to lightly trim your chest hair, then assert your dominance over the female by grunting and howling while marking your territory(by urination, of course.) in a circle around the female. (DO NOT URINATE ON FEMALE, THIS IS BAD, SHE'S A PERSON TOO, YOU WOULDN'T PEE ON YOUR MOM WOULD YOU?) After the circle is complete, chant "Waga, waga, waga" while dancing the tribal dance of your people, should you have a people.

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2015 10:23 PM EST

in response to: I am 26 year old man. I have chest hair on my fair and strong body. Many girls stare at me and I enjoy that. One girl do not stare. Should I cut chest hair or slap girl in public place?
Electric chair guaranteed to work.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2015 5:19 PM EST

in response to: How do you fit 100 dead babies into a bath tub? A blender How do you get them out? Nachos
Every one has hair on their butts. Some people just happen to be hairier.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2015 3:13 AM EST

in response to: If someone was born with a hairy butt, but they shave it, would you be grossed out to learn that their butt grows so much hair even if they maintain it?
Its on every occasion for me. Ill tell myself "no more than 4,5 shots" 19 shots of fireball later I wake up from a seizure,my room is destroyed, and there is thowup in my hair... its best for me to stick to weed

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2015 8:38 PM EST

in response to: who doesn't love booze?
but my hair is all fluffy now

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2015 9:45 PM EST

in response to: i'm fat out of shape and slow and i have to go a million things tomorrow.... had to take a 25 minute shower this morning and that just about killed me
JOKE OF THE WEEK One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 10:19 PM EST

in response to: You and I, we're two peas in a pod.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' b

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 10:09 PM EST

in response to: DONT KNOW I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME? STOP BULLYING ME. IM HERE TO CHAT AND SHARE I DONT KNOW WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME LEAVE ME ALONE STOP IT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO ATTACK ME IM A HUMAN I FEEL PAIN IM HERE FOR FUN STOP IT
Be lucky you have hair. Children in Africa could have eaten that hair.

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2015 12:20 PM EST

in response to: should i do my hair curly or straight tomorrow?
JOKE OF THE WEEK What begins with a "C" ends with a "T" has a "U and a "N" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet inside? A coconut.

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2015 2:18 PM EST

in response to: 100 JOKE OF THE WEEK My doctor recently wrote my girlfriend a prescription for "dyslexia". But my girlfriend insists it says "sister's ćunt stuffed with cat hit". The dirty kike whore. ITALY/Apr 27, 2015 01:17PM
Sister's hair follicles stuffed with porcupine quills.

CANADA / APR 22, 2015 10:53 PM EST

in response to: Complete the sentence: Sister's _ _ _ _ stuffed with _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
I don't sit on the internet. I prefer chairs

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 10:39 AM EST

in response to: do any of you do anything besides sit around on the internet?
If you're double jointed that can happen. I used to pop mine from time to time. Try sitting in a more comfortable chair and keep it to minimum of no more than two hours.

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2015 11:45 PM EST

in response to: This question is for doctors or someone who knows the human body very well. I was on the track team and my hip started to pop. It caused slight discomfort when it popped and got worse with time. I go to the doctor and get an X-Ray and the doctor said my hip looked fine on the X-Ray. What could cause it to pop and hurt but look fine on an X-Ray. Also if I sit down to long it will start to hurt and so will part of my lower back
Find a wheelchair.

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2015 11:40 PM EST

in response to: someone's in the hospital again. whatre we gonna do to have fun?
when I wipe my ass I feel hairs like steel wool around the hole ;)...:)

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2015 9:52 PM EST

in response to: You can say bad/nasty/sarcastic things about me on JC, and it's all good. :) You can never get over the fact that I get to you... hence you always mention my name. :) Yerp!
NO! Smooth, supple, clear skin. Healthy hair and nails! Sheesh...

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 10:54 PM EST

in response to: Do you know the importance of staying well moisturized and hydrated?
Fat, bald, hairless albino :)

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2015 11:21 PM EST

in response to: Describe your ideal boyfriend
My hairy ass itches.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2015 6:54 AM EST

in response to: what part of your body would you like me to gently stroke
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:39 PM EST

in response to: After I first heard the story of Anne Frank, I cried for days. First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare. ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 09:35 AM
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Why was there so many Jews in Auschwitz ? The entrance was free. ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 09:37 AM
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