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I have 12 inch long pubic hair

UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2016 9:11 PM EST

in response to: does anyone have any good eyebrow gel recommendations? also, some good eyebrow tweezers? thank you c:
I have nose hair.

UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2016 8:11 PM EST

in response to: does anyone have any good eyebrow gel recommendations? also, some good eyebrow tweezers? thank you c:
Have sex with an Electric Chair, it's exhilarating.

CANADA / SEP 22, 2016 9:55 PM EST

in response to: I had sex with a chair
Those smooth hairless firm young bodies .... OMG!

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2016 7:59 AM EST

in response to: What's the main reason for pedophilia, sexy kids?
Was it good for the chair?

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2016 6:25 AM EST

in response to: I had sex with a chair
Great idea! Once their pubic hair

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2016 8:09 AM EST

in response to: let's write a story using two words at a time I'll start. Once their
A hairbrush handle

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2016 12:45 PM EST

in response to: Best cheap dildo?
So I get up from my bed, grab the loli, and grab a portal gun, and start portaling arround the room. Then I upgrade it to be a gravity-portal gun. Then I do a portal out of the place, causing it to blow up. Then as I leave, I'm riding the loli like a tricycle or some shi t, using her hair as a handle, and fly thru space, with the explosion chasing me, and dalek re-skinned borg cubes blowing up behind me.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2016 9:46 PM EST

in response to: Had any interesting or confusing dreams? I'd love to hear about them. I love dreams.
Jeep ass is when your job is to drive around all day not doing any real work resulting in a unique body shape that can't be obtained from a stationary office chair.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2016 5:14 PM EST

in response to: I'm probably going to regret asking this, but since google failed me, what is "jeep ass"?
So here's the ultimate conspiracy theory for you. Heard this one about a month ago. If Hillary assumes room temperature after the election but before the inauguration, there is some ambiguity with the Speaker of the House so the next president would be none other than The Lord High King Chairman Maobama hisself who would not be allowed to leave office. How do you like them apples, eh?

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2016 5:53 PM EST

in response to: So if Hillary dies who jumps in for the democrats? Bernie left the party last month, no one knew who Tim Kaine was a month ago and Martin O'Malley is currently touring Starbucks playing guitar for rent money.
I like to cum on hair

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2016 11:57 AM EST

in response to: Does my hair look alright?
Tell him you're clipping your pubic hairs, one by one.

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2016 11:59 AM EST

in response to: What can I sext my BF to drive him crazy during the day?
You mean it is ok for The Lord High King Chairman Maobama to cancel a conference because his itty-bitty feelings got hurt?

UNITED STATES / SEP 7, 2016 11:09 AM EST

in response to: What would Trump do if a head of state called him a son of a whore?
Bring 50,000 dollars to your hair appointment.

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2016 3:58 AM EST

in response to: Hair appointment today - Getting long layers put into hair but I don't know how much money I should bring. Ideas?
Bring at least 500 dollars if you want a decent haircut

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2016 3:54 AM EST

in response to: Hair appointment today - Getting long layers put into hair but I don't know how much money I should bring. Ideas?
Put it in you dads favorite chair and when he sits on it blame it on him.

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2016 10:15 PM EST

in response to: How should I tell my parents I broke my computer without getting into deep shít.
Ask your hair dresser

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2016 12:23 PM EST

in response to: Is my hair excessively falling out because I applied henna to it twice this summer? How can I stop the breakage?!
Put egg yolk of 2 eggs on your hair. Then put your head in a hair dryer for 20 minutes. You are welcome in advance.

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2016 11:13 AM EST

in response to: Is my hair excessively falling out because I applied henna to it twice this summer? How can I stop the breakage?!
1. You may be allergic to henna 2. You're application process may be the problem 3. Hair falling out my be due to stress and or a hormonal change 4. Google would be more help than this website, for this particular question

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2016 4:55 AM EST

in response to: Is my hair excessively falling out because I applied henna to it twice this summer? How can I stop the breakage?!
Jess is the hairy one.

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2016 9:25 PM EST

in response to: Who are Sean and Jess ?
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