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Simple, tell your brother's 470 pound girlfriend not to sit on your mom's antique dining room chairs.

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 9:50 PM EST

in response to: How do you tactfully tell your brother's 470 pound girlfriend not to sit on your mom's antique dining room chairs?
Tell hereto sit on two chairs so it spreads out the load.

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 4:15 PM EST

in response to: How do you tactfully tell your brother's 470 pound girlfriend not to sit on your mom's antique dining room chairs?
Bitch, don't sit on the fuсking chair!

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 3:55 PM EST

in response to: How do you tactfully tell your brother's 470 pound girlfriend not to sit on your mom's antique dining room chairs?
bring the conversation into a room with less breakable chairs and occupy the most fragile seat in the room so that she will choose the couch or a less breakable chair

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 3:28 PM EST

in response to: How do you tactfully tell your brother's 470 pound girlfriend not to sit on your mom's antique dining room chairs?
Rebecca is a sexy little bitch with long blonde hair and blue eyes and I got an instant. My girlfriend knew that it was play time. We move closer to Rebecca and the three of us cuddled. My girlfriend slid her tiny little fingers into Rebecca's pussy and told Rebecca to do the same to her.

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 9:18 AM EST

in response to: My and my girlfriend have a loving sexual relationship. However, I never forget that she's a 9 year old girl and has to enjoy her childhood. I always make sure that she has plenty of friends her own age to play with. Last Friday she brought her new friend, Rebecca, home for tea. She was wearing a light blue dress and silver glittery flip flops. Rebecca sat with her legs apart and flashed me her bright pink panties to show me that she wanted a dicking....
It wont be long and we will all have a nice tan snd curly hair.

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 7:51 PM EST

in response to: Niggers are too black. Anyone with me?
What are you putting her in a car for? Fat girlfriends should be home bent over a chair with a dick in her fat ass. Serves you right for breaking protocol.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 7:16 PM EST

in response to: My God damn fat girlfriend just broke my car seat. I would kill her if her fat ass body wasn't so hard to hide. But what alternative do I have?
Yes lol anyone sitting on a chair and it breaking is funny XD

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2017 7:25 PM EST

in response to: Should you not laugh when a fat person sits on a chair and it breaks?
Never tell the truth when she says, You like my new haircut.

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2017 4:15 PM EST

in response to: Is it realistic for a woman to expect a man to NEVER lie in a relationship?
...and behind the armchair...

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2017 4:33 AM EST

in response to: My cat meows when I lay on top of her to squash her.
4:21 you are hopeless. You have heard of Sonny and Shair?

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 5:30 PM EST

in response to: It turns out Trumps tax rate is 25% while Old Man Sanders is 13%. Looks like the old man isn't pajing his fair shair . Discus
go point 3:48... and btw WTF is "shair"?

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 4:21 PM EST

in response to: It turns out Trumps tax rate is 25% while Old Man Sanders is 13%. Looks like the old man isn't pajing his fair shair . Discus
Disgusting dirty filthy habit. Unhealthy. Your clothes hair and body stink of ciggy smoke, your rooms are coated with brown slime..

CANADA / MAR 13, 2017 8:55 PM EST

in response to: These fûcking cigarettes are reaaaallly starting to get to me. 😒
With different hair this time.

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:09 PM EST

in response to: I miss her. What should I do?
Bet they were like hairy coconuts. 😄

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2017 10:59 PM EST

in response to: My testicles are itchy and painful but I'm too embarrassed to tell my doctor, what should I do? What if it's cancer? But is it really worth being embarrassed? I'm 16...
Hairy nuts? Lol...

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2017 10:38 PM EST

in response to: My testicles are itchy and painful but I'm too embarrassed to tell my doctor, what should I do? What if it's cancer? But is it really worth being embarrassed? I'm 16...
I guess if you were naturally born with a unibrow that would make sense to rip the hairs off .

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2017 10:12 PM EST

in response to: Got me brows threaded for the first time this afternoon... I usually get them waxed, but this was good!
You must groom yourself! Sheesh.. it's called shaping the brows, and I think it's nice every now and then. Next, I need a haircut, it's much too long. ☺️

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2017 9:55 PM EST

in response to: Got me brows threaded for the first time this afternoon... I usually get them waxed, but this was good!
I guess that mean you volunteer! Yay! You can sit in the armchair...

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2017 9:46 PM EST

in response to: I just read a whole bunch o creepy stories... 😫 Someone sent me an email that had spooky true crime mysteries, and now I won't be able to sleep!!
I think I'm also going to cut my hair. I'm thinking a long bob.... a lob!

UNITED STATES / FEB 27, 2017 7:24 PM EST

in response to: Am so happy I have my (.) ☺️
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