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Are you Kazakstani, a medallion man with a great big bogie and a shirt with big collars, a hairy chest, and flared trousers?

/ FEB 26, 2015 3:06 PM EST

in response to: My debut album is now on водка on the ковер's official website. Does anyone want to listen to some sexy, sexy music?
Also, I need a haircut... I'm going to be looking for pictures of styles I think I like... :) That makes me feel better. :)

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2015 11:34 AM EST

in response to: Ugh, I need a shower. Im sooo gross.
Instead of being an armchair activist, how about buying a ticket to Africa and fix it up yourself, you capitalist hypocrite.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 8:32 PM EST

in response to: what are some charities that I can donate to that promote more birth control and abortion in Africa?
Stool??? Don't you mean chair?

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 7:12 PM EST

in response to: Can someone pls. tell me what a comode is?
Lemme guess, you were born from a big smelly hairy pussy

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 4:32 PM EST

in response to: CUNTS - DISCUSS.
Idiot. You call him Chairman Maobama. Go read a book once in your life.

UNITED STATES / FEB 20, 2015 2:14 PM EST

in response to: The King of U.S. is dead.
Dry some dogs fur with a hair dryer. Yep.

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 20, 2015 2:11 PM EST

in response to: If that Bog of Jobby Guy posts one more time I will do this:🐶🔫 I am not kidding. Do you really want me to do this?
The square of the hair is opposite of the heat of the meat.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 5:22 PM EST

in response to: What is the weight of the average American?
There are always hidden silences Waiting behind the chair They come out when the coast is clear They eat anything that moves I go shaky at the knees Lights go out, stars come down Like a swarm of bees

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 9:06 PM EST

in response to: . When will I be free of the nightmare?
Boy, are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2015 5:10 PM EST

in response to: I drilled your mom in the ass the other day and she didn't even say thank you. Why is she such a big fat ungrateful bitch?
Boy, are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2015 5:58 PM EST

in response to: My sister said she wanted to make love like in the movies. I got a handful of feces which I spread over her. I got the mop and started to do her up the ass with it. As she screamed in pain I told her that I was going to kill her. You should have seen the face on the bitch she was in so much pain and really believed that I was going to kill her. Her screams turned to dull moans of agony and she begged me to kill her, then I pissed on the bitch. It seems we don't watch the same movies.
What do a bunch of armchair trailer park fried chicken eating rednecks know about anything other than what they've seen on Fox news? What a joke.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 3:40 PM EST

in response to: What would you do if Elvis had converted to Islam, grown a beard worn a turban and sandals, white Muslim man's blouse and become governor and brought in Sharia Law military police in America and ordered all U.S. women to wear a black cloak and pray everyday, ban rock music and sex for having children only, not for having a good time?
brading my pubic hairs

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2015 9:58 PM EST

in response to: Hey! Watcha doing?
You are a Gay Deformed Nancy Donkey-man. You wear grey stiletto shoes and pink bouffant hairdo. You say "Oooohh!!! fancy!!" to your hairy chested coconut matting Gay Nancy Man Loverpuff. You say, "Will you buy the hover-fly hair matted knickers from the Gay Satanists Grotto store?

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 11, 2015 7:18 PM EST

in response to: Is Spamtaro really such a dedicated spammer, posting spam for years and years, or has a new troll borrowed his alias?
You are a Gay Deformed Nancy Hunchfront. You wear pale blue stiletto shoes and silver-sky-blue bouffant hairdo. You say "Oooohh!!! fancy!!" to your hairy chested coconut matting Gay Nancy Man Loverpuff. You say, "Will you buy the dried snail-skinned knickers from the Gay Satanists Grotto store?

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 11, 2015 6:20 PM EST

in response to: Fuсk off and die!
My beard is down to my naval, and my hair almost to my ass!

UNITED STATES / FEB 11, 2015 4:43 PM EST

in response to: Are you a handsome son of bitch?
I have red hair just like you

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 8:39 PM EST

in response to: I'm fun and I have red hair
Not nearly as bad as some of the women's hair do I've seen recently.

UNITED STATES / FEB 9, 2015 3:56 AM EST

in response to: Shags were extremely popular in the 70s. Why would anyone want fuk for a hairdo?
Gary hairy ape chest Glitter the gay nancy b@stard.

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2015 7:39 PM EST

in response to: Don't you just hate it when tourists crаp up your favourite holiday spot? Every summer, all these Gay Nancy Man Yanks with their bouffant pink wigs and their Gary Glitter pink silk skirts with ponies printed on them clog up my seaside village. They should be dipped in a bog full of jobby. The whole lot of them.
Yup. It removes every tiny hair from your Ass crack.

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2015 4:37 PM EST

in response to: Are you going to try the new L'Oreal ManAss™ ass wash for men?
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