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I just gang banged 3 negros unprotected and if I get pregnant I'm naming the little bastard after you. Steven half breed junior. How you like them apples.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2015 10:25 PM EST

in response to: so ppl say 2 me that i could find ma baby girl here
Do you have even a half a brain?

UNITED STATES / JUN 17, 2015 6:19 PM EST

in response to: omg I just read something 2deep4u: "real eyes...realize.. real lies..."
am a mixed breed, half breed mutt!


in response to: am a mutt. a MUTT!
what about my half german azz??


in response to: annnnd a boinkity boink this... annnd ah....
Lol no, dummy. You can smoke a couple times and wait a week or two and be fine. I'm an everyday weed smoker for years and I got a negative by quitting for a week (out of the grace of God, it would usually take a month and a half) but no, there's no way secondhand smoke will show up.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 12:38 PM EST

in response to: I wasnt smoking I was in the back seats of the car ,and my two friends in the front car seat the smoke was about to start filling the car and I got out will I test positive on the drug test ?? I know to know ASAP
I had a highschool PE class where half the students were special needs. I actually became somewhat of friends with some of them. This one black kid was l funny; he'd talk sht to the other students, call them bitch ass nigggas, and he'd act like a gangster. Then this other one always tried to hustle; always trying to make money by selling sht.. A lot. of those guys are better of being special. Then there's that one who just screams at people and throws things

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2015 5:07 PM EST

in response to: Why are the mentally ill even allowed to be in society?
Spoon of peanut butter; push your thumb into the peanut butter half way thru to form a little bowl; fill the bowl with sugar and sprinkle sugar over the whole thing. U could also use nuttella

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2015 9:59 PM EST

in response to: What's a sweet treat I can easily make?
Maybe cause it wasn't roasted with minced garlic... Everything's better with garlic, I say! :) I would split those sprouts in half, toss em with e.v.o.o., salt, pepper and a nice, healthy dose of garlic. :) Yum.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2015 8:51 PM EST

in response to: Ooooo, I'm just after having a shower, shampoo, brush and flossed, I feel good. :) I'll sleep with the a/c on tonight, it's hot out. How are you doing? Did you have dinner? :)
I tried taking care of a plant. Half of it's dead and the other half is drooping all sad-like.

/ MAY 27, 2015 8:01 PM EST

in response to: I'm worried about my plant. I'm worried he can't get enough water! What shall I do?
Greatly misunderstood and misrepresented by idiot liberals. If you had to get a loan to buy a house, would you want to sign individual contracts with each of the bank's owners? What individual do you go after in government if a policy or law is passed or promoted by a politician and it causes you harm? If you apply the same rules - isn't the government its own entity that has others appointed to represent and execute on its behalf?

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2015 8:34 PM EST

in response to: Is America the only country in the world where corporations are considered people?
Hmm that sounds good. I cook noodles half way, drain water, and crack an egg into the pot and stir until cooked. Delicious and filling.

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2015 10:34 PM EST

in response to: How much do you spend on groceries per month?
Half of that was just sentence fragments that made no sence. Don't post if you don't know English.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 7:14 PM EST

in response to: Hello to you all. My name is and I want to declare peace and doing other stuff. I admit it so ask if you want. Can you tell a number from. What is the best animal you like? Do you eat before you go to sleep? What time do you cry?
Half n half 4 me!!


in response to: Instead of cream in your coffee, have you ever tried bacon grease?
That isn't too bad. I'm sure people out there have done worse. As for me, 2010, so that's half a decade. I don't plan on stopping this anytime soon.

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2015 1:44 AM EST

in response to: I have been posting useless messages here since 2005. That's 10 years of wasting time.
same as you ... half wit


in response to: Have you ever been described as a witty person?
halfman/half girlie man!

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 8:40 PM EST

in response to: Any boy can pee on the floor, but it takes a real man to pee on the ceiling.
Not half bad. All bad.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2015 5:52 PM EST

in response to: That Neth is not half- bad looking, is she?
If you're 30, for example, 30x365x1.15=12,592.5 turds. Imagine if each one is a pound. That's a lot of poop! 12,592.5 lbs is 5,711.86 kg. That's two and a half great white sharks! Imagine two and a half great white sharks stretching through your anus. That's how much poop has gone through your body by the time you're 30.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2015 10:28 PM EST

in response to: People poop about once a day. Maybe slightly more, or slightly less, but somewhere around there. That's a lot of turds. 365 days in a year. 365 turds a year. If you have an average of 1.15 turds per day, that's 420 turds per year. 420 blaze it. Think about how much poop has passed through your anus. Imagine the entirety of all you've ever pooped, being pooped out all at once.
ISRAEL. HALF OF THEM ARE ARABS. What a waste of U.S. taxpayer money.

/ MAR 19, 2015 12:56 PM EST

in response to: whats the worst thing about the holocaust? It never happened ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 03:53 AM
Eat my head. It's half penicillin!

/ MAR 13, 2015 8:53 PM EST

in response to: No brain no eyes drippy butt can't grow a beard
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