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You wish you had me even half the time I'd take to get ur half man lil peni$ off, sad sack... But seriously, I don't care to insult u tonight.. you bore me..

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 12:12 PM EST

in response to: Trust me, I know... lmao
Why so mad, half man? 🤗

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 12:09 PM EST

in response to: Trust me, I know... lmao
Lol, you're such a sad waste, you pathetic half man...

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 11:59 PM EST

in response to: Trust me, I know... lmao
Half psycho bitch

CANADA / JUL 16, 2017 11:58 PM EST

in response to: Trust me, I know... lmao
Half man... lmao

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 11:55 PM EST

in response to: Trust me, I know... lmao
I was using the circular saw to cut soh's high-heeled shoes in half

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 4:00 AM EST

in response to: I accidentally sawed off my dick in the garage
No, you go away! Anywsy, am making dinner, I haven't eaten all day! I opened the cheese and quincey stuff... the cheese don't smell too good. 😣 Roasted herbed baby potatoes (purple, white, and yellow) are in the oven w the asparagus... I'll steam the mussels and grill the fish in a half hr. ☺️

UNITED STATES / JUL 3, 2017 6:39 PM EST

in response to: Sooo, what ha doin? ☺️
I have been in the same situation for about a month now. Why you ask? Turning into half a fish just seems so... weird. I have been almost caught many times because my legs suddenly change into a tail and sometimes I cannot change back for hours. Many wasted pantyhose and panties... :( If someone has a way to lift the curse, please tell me! I'm sick of being a fishy freak

GERMANY / JUN 26, 2017 1:15 PM EST

in response to: How do I become a proper human again? I have been placed under a curse so I keep becoming a mermaid without any warning
I'm 5'0- 5'1 and weigh about 90-95 pounds. I exercise everyday.I've been vegetarian for a year, It's not as hard as you may think, after a while meat will just seem gross. And you can really eat anything you want besides meat, even lots of junk food! Meat has so much fat. Just make sure you get protein and iron. Try to run to, go for a half hour run everyday and DO NOT STOP RUNNING TO WALK. If you choose to not diet regularly and not do cardio(run) regularly you will simply not lose weight.

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2017 9:15 PM EST

in response to: Hi, so I weigh about 114-120 (depends on whether I eat before I weigh) at a height of about 4"11 to 5"0. Im 13 and wanted to know how to lose some pounds, since eat healthy, and exercise quite a bit, I don t really understand why my stomach is bigger than a normal kid in my grade, and why I weigh so much even though I eat healthy and exercise. Please give some suggestions on how to lose some weight and what to eat more of, and less of. Thanks for any replies.
Half of his bloodline was scalping enemies and shìtting on their feet 100+ years ago. Whites built 1st world nations and pulled these morons out of the stone age.

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2017 8:57 PM EST

in response to: 🇺🇸🇺🇸NlGGER CUNTS ARE DESTROYING AMERICA. LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. MAKE NlGGERS HANG FROM TREES AGAIN. WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 🇺🇸🇺🇸
How do you know half of it might be muscle!

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2017 6:08 PM EST

in response to: I have the bmi of a pig.
Big question! Tricky, but with the rapid growth of technology we're currently seeing, at some point in the next 250-1000 years some kind of currently unfathomable technological advancement will allow slight alterations of our core compounds. What this may then lead to is up to your imagination, but I like to think huge half-man, half-donkey organisms. All we can do is believe brother, all we can do is believe.

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2017 5:12 PM EST

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I am because there is only eight people in Springfield and half of them are my family.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2017 10:47 AM EST

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I sorta changed my mind... I don't think I want a bubble tea. I have Lipton half lemon iced tea, half lemonade... That's my favorite!! 😩

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 5:52 PM EST

in response to: Alright you moos.. 😡 What in the fûckity fûck is going on in... wait... lol. I just had a thought. ☺️ Am finkin bubble tea, oh so good.. yaaas!! Also, my parcel has shipped!! So happy... 🙃 I ordered some fine point Bic crystal pens. I thought it was 25 count, but it's 50, you moo.. lol. Tootles! 😘
I forgot to mention this earlier; the amount stuffing I was chewing on was about half of the size of a golf ball.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 8:05 AM EST

in response to: This is gonna seem really weird on my part, but I need an answer; I have a habit of chewing on inedible things, such as plastic and metal. A few months ago, I was laying in bed, chewing on toy stuffing (I found a bag of it in my closet), when I accidentally fell out of bed, and I swallowed it. I was scared to tell anyone because no one knew about this chewing thing. Is it poisonous?
Im ok, thanks.. ☺️ I got myself hooked on Grocery store 🍋 iced ☕️.. so far I've tried Snapple lemon iced tea, Honest Tea, Lipton half iced tea half lemonade.. I want to try a couple other different ones, but it's likely I'll stick with Honest Tea. How are you doing?? What are you doing?

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 8:34 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy... hope you're ok..
I was going to try one of those baked eggs in an avocado half

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2017 2:42 PM EST

in response to: Ever been hit in the head with an avocado?
What is the information that I am able to communicate to you? The range of investments in my possession in the period of eight revolutions around the star around which the earth orbits under George Walker Bush was reduced to one half and controlled by Barack Hussein Obama II it became three times as much.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2017 6:34 PM EST

in response to: “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”
Yea and if you were so fukin smart you wouldn't be hanging out here with the other moron half wits. Needless to say I am the only one sane here, don't you know.

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2017 1:56 PM EST

in response to: BE AWARE THERE'S A CURE FOR CANCER. THEY KNOW THE CURE. CANCER IS A 95.5 BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY. YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT THEY WANT TO STOP THAT CASH FLOW, DO YOU? DOPEY FUĆKING CUNTS
that is the problem ....half a brain

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2017 9:33 PM EST

in response to: I am married and have a crush. me and this crush had something before. she gives me the eyes all the time. what do i do. how do i talk to her anon?
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