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That isn't too bad. I'm sure people out there have done worse. As for me, 2010, so that's half a decade. I don't plan on stopping this anytime soon.

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2015 1:44 AM EST

in response to: I have been posting useless messages here since 2005. That's 10 years of wasting time.
same as you ... half wit


in response to: Have you ever been described as a witty person?
halfman/half girlie man!

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 8:40 PM EST

in response to: Any boy can pee on the floor, but it takes a real man to pee on the ceiling.
Not half bad. All bad.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2015 5:52 PM EST

in response to: That Neth is not half- bad looking, is she?
If you're 30, for example, 30x365x1.15=12,592.5 turds. Imagine if each one is a pound. That's a lot of poop! 12,592.5 lbs is 5,711.86 kg. That's two and a half great white sharks! Imagine two and a half great white sharks stretching through your anus. That's how much poop has gone through your body by the time you're 30.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2015 10:28 PM EST

in response to: People poop about once a day. Maybe slightly more, or slightly less, but somewhere around there. That's a lot of turds. 365 days in a year. 365 turds a year. If you have an average of 1.15 turds per day, that's 420 turds per year. 420 blaze it. Think about how much poop has passed through your anus. Imagine the entirety of all you've ever pooped, being pooped out all at once.
ISRAEL. HALF OF THEM ARE ARABS. What a waste of U.S. taxpayer money.

/ MAR 19, 2015 12:56 PM EST

in response to: whats the worst thing about the holocaust? It never happened ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 03:53 AM
Eat my head. It's half penicillin!

/ MAR 13, 2015 8:53 PM EST

in response to: No brain no eyes drippy butt can't grow a beard
NEWSFLASH! Hero warrior horrifically murdered: Abominable terrorist bastard beheads father-of-three, national hero, bomber pilot who'd passionatey tried to save democracy by humanely killing the entire extended family and half the neighbourhood of a suspected evil terrorist...... Italy is back at his rants.

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2015 11:03 AM EST

in response to: JC Joke of the Millennium. What's Italy's favorite newspaper? The Daily Sister's Ćunt Stuffed With Cat Šhit
Lol, OK, soo I sat through half the song on youtube... That's all I can stands and I can't stands no more!

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2015 10:18 PM EST

in response to: I wanted you to know, whenever you are around, I can't speak, can't speak. I wanted you to know that I am ready to go... Heart beat, my heartbeat.
I'm half. Too bad I have some White Eurotrash blood that pales me up. Fuсking Eurotrash rapėsts.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2015 11:12 PM EST

in response to: What race fuсled up North America the worst? The white Eurotrash Jews, or the violent savage nėggers? Yes, I fuсking said it. After what you slaves and slave owners did to my face, and my continet You fuсking deserve it. Now fuсk off to either Europe or Africa, whichever suits you fuсking the best
UK far more civilized? Yeah, you pirates took over half the world and killed all the natives in the name of your fictional Gawd. UK civilized bullshėt! Fuсk off, Eurotrash!

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 11:18 AM EST

in response to: There are more illegal immigration protests happening in the UK after some Arabs tried to rob a store. Looks like history is repeating itself. You White Illegals came over and stole native land, and you Limey Eurotrash are only getting what you deserve. So quit your bitching and take the punishment like a good society. You deserve this.
If you are female, then things may be a tad more difficult, as the fluids may spray in an erratic pattern. If you are using a toilet, just sit on it and urinate. (be sure to wipe your genitals clean of any excess fluids.) If you are outdoors it is best that you fully remove your bottom half of clothing and squat, so that you do not soil your clothing and/or make a mess. Spreading the genital lips in order to better expose the uerethral opening may allow better urination. I hope I helped!

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2015 3:44 AM EST

in response to: I really have to pee
Half true... it was a CIA-Mossad operation

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 3:17 PM EST

in response to: Jews did 9/11 ✈️✈️🏢🏢🔯🔯🔯 Why can't you sheeps understand that?
Half the fun is forking it out of the shell

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 6:22 PM EST

in response to: It was already taken out of it's shell!
I'm sorry I asked... However, you'll never know what I think about as I rapidly type the word *boinker*. No, you'll never know what comes to mind.. But I will let you in on a half truth... it's a verbal form of affection. :) Yup!

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 10:58 PM EST

in response to: Do you know what boinker means?
Seems to me a lot them show no self respect for their selves when they go around dressing half naked and expecting guys not to notice them.

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2015 12:18 PM EST

in response to: Whats with the whackado next wave hard core radical feminists, are they really that self defeatingly stupid or are they acting as agent provocateurs to discredit the more reasonable among them
Yes I did you go back home in about half hour of is is the most successful of his time and I don't have been omitted to be honest it in my head hurts like that one I got to work out 💪 it in is no more snow ⛄ but it would you want you here


in response to: Does February make you feel depressed?
No, they can't. Those who pretend they can deliver half-assed work at best. According to science.


in response to: Did you know that human beings are not good at multitasking at all?
In 1980, nearly half of U.S. counties -- 1,412 of them -- had populations that were almost exclusively (98 percent or more) white. Thirty years later, only 149 counties -- fewer than five percent -- fit that same description.

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2015 6:29 PM EST

in response to: We hoId these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Fat chicks are great. Without them half the guys in the world would never get laid.

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2015 5:25 PM EST

in response to: Why are fat chicks so sexually aggressive and easy? Don't they have any self-respect?
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