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Only have half left after cancer surgery

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2014 7:45 PM EST

in response to: large intestine
She would buy anything that is marked half price even If it was the Brooklyn Bridge or something that had a tag it in that 'celebrities' wear.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2014 10:37 PM EST

in response to: Duckies...I just rubbed one out thinking of affluence. Duckies...I just glad they come, it's great that you rent the Macy's store...and I saw the prettiest my little pony plushie! : I ordered the met museum! Pia loves art! We could have one, but I was too lazy to ...To paraphrase a great quote: An affluent life is like that on this site.
Don't care. Half of America is limeys anyway. I'm not concerned. Australia? Please.

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2014 8:25 PM EST

in response to: The British left Hong Kong in 1999. When are those Limeys going to get the fuсk out of America, South Africa, and Australia?
You work twice as hard for half as much money.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2014 9:57 AM EST

in response to: What are the difficulties in being self-employed?
Did you know that over half of men over 50 already have a problem with their prostate?

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2014 9:16 PM EST

in response to: I have 2 songs I want you to go to youtube and search out and listen. Then come back here and give me a rating. 1st song is "Beer" by Psychostick and the 2nd is "I wanna be a Flintsone" by The Screaming Blue Messiahs. OK run along now. I'm waiting!
I'm old and I'd rather talk to someone half my age then someone my own age.

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2014 11:13 AM EST

in response to: Do you think that older people are boring?
No, well... yes. This is no ghost. It's a spirit. A spirit who is no longer welcome... friendly, and nice. It used to be nice, gentle even. It's become a monster... :( It won't leave me alone. I have to sleep in another room to get away. It followed me halfway round the world and back. Don't know what to do... Can't send out an SOS, cause who'd believe...

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2014 11:23 AM EST

in response to: Good morning! Bonjourno! Hola... Oh! I'm gonna jump in the shower, get ready to start my day. Do you have plans today? What are you up to?!
No, well... yes. This is no ghost. It's a spirit. A spirit who is no longer welcome... friendly, and nice. It used to be nice, gentle even. It's become a monster... :( It won't leave me alone. I have to sleep in another room to get away. It followed me halfway round the world and back. Don't know what to do... Can't send out an SOS, cause who'd believe...

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2014 10:15 PM EST

in response to: I'll sleep in the spare room again tonight.
"Doesn't count"? Why? You think you can decide all by yourself where to put the cut-off point? I don't think so. If you want to go back to the origin, don't stop halfway, lazybones. Off to Africa, now!

NETHERLANDS / SEP 1, 2014 6:24 PM EST

in response to: I was watching King Kong. Then I switched the channel. There was an interview with Shaquille O'neal. I couldn't tell the difference between Shaquille and King Kong. Do you think you could tell them apart?
Talk for yourself, not on behalf of others.

NETHERLANDS / AUG 29, 2014 12:16 PM EST

in response to: you people are white and white are not from hot areas. you aint from india you aint from Africa now get your wannabe a** out of every colored persons lives WE HATE YOU!
About half way so far.

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2014 8:23 PM EST

in response to: How far have you traveled?
He can shove Obamacare up his half black ass.

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2014 12:19 PM EST

in response to: Who will change Barack's diaper if everyone's overseas fighting the next generation of wars?
Are yer half weasel/ half rat!

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 8:49 PM EST

in response to: All immigrants are illegal. I don't care if you are white, black, Asian, or Muslim. Go back, and give the land back to the Natives.
If you really are half Euro/half Native, then apologies. I hope I didn't insult you. I feel bad knowing I hurt the feelings of a mongrel with tainted blood. I hope you get well soon.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 8:48 PM EST

in response to: All immigrants are illegal. I don't care if you are white, black, Asian, or Muslim. Go back, and give the land back to the Natives.
I'm half horse/half bear!!

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 8:46 PM EST

in response to: All immigrants are illegal. I don't care if you are white, black, Asian, or Muslim. Go back, and give the land back to the Natives.
What are the Cherokee doing now? Aren't they living on some bit of land... still fuxked up from the booze the so called Euro-trash introduced them too? Smoking their cheap/half price cigarettes...

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 8:23 PM EST

in response to: Yodel... Ahh Hem, yodel *takes a sip of water*... Yodel Aaa He Hoooo! :)
Ebola will kill half of them anyway.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 6:09 PM EST

in response to: It's kind of depressing... I missed my family reunion this weekend.
The bottom half of my face is numb, and I'm trying to eat a plate of nachos. It's a mess.

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2014 3:35 PM EST

in response to: Fork me tender. Fork me true. What am I gonna do with you?
Half the people on our streets in the cities can't even be bothered to talk English, look English and they have their own religion and then demand to have another Mosque built. 98% of our takeaways, small stores and newpaper shops are Asian or Muslim the the main cities. And I have never heard anyone say a word about it. The EDL come from Luton where only 45% are British. I wonder what the EDL are angry about?

UNITED KINGDOM / JUL 28, 2014 10:30 PM EST

in response to: You say the UK is cracking down on immigration? The only way to do that is to kick out the Africans, Muslims, E. Europeans and Asians. If no more were allowed in, it still wouldn't solve the problem of migrants having our jobs and homes. Britain is gone. Finished. Until the "Invasion by Migration" is reversed. Then it will look and feel like Britain again.
I think at least half of the personalities on this site have been made up.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 6:00 PM EST

in response to: Does Soh miss that Z guy?
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