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I am because there is only eight people in Springfield and half of them are my family.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2017 10:47 AM EST

in response to: Who from round Arlington an and Dallas
I sorta changed my mind... I don't think I want a bubble tea. I have Lipton half lemon iced tea, half lemonade... That's my favorite!! 😩

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 5:52 PM EST

in response to: Alright you moos.. 😡 What in the fûckity fûck is going on in... wait... lol. I just had a thought. ☺️ Am finkin bubble tea, oh so good.. yaaas!! Also, my parcel has shipped!! So happy... 🙃 I ordered some fine point Bic crystal pens. I thought it was 25 count, but it's 50, you moo.. lol. Tootles! 😘
I forgot to mention this earlier; the amount stuffing I was chewing on was about half of the size of a golf ball.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 8:05 AM EST

in response to: This is gonna seem really weird on my part, but I need an answer; I have a habit of chewing on inedible things, such as plastic and metal. A few months ago, I was laying in bed, chewing on toy stuffing (I found a bag of it in my closet), when I accidentally fell out of bed, and I swallowed it. I was scared to tell anyone because no one knew about this chewing thing. Is it poisonous?
Im ok, thanks.. ☺️ I got myself hooked on Grocery store 🍋 iced ☕️.. so far I've tried Snapple lemon iced tea, Honest Tea, Lipton half iced tea half lemonade.. I want to try a couple other different ones, but it's likely I'll stick with Honest Tea. How are you doing?? What are you doing?

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 8:34 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy... hope you're ok..
I was going to try one of those baked eggs in an avocado half

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2017 2:42 PM EST

in response to: Ever been hit in the head with an avocado?
What is the information that I am able to communicate to you? The range of investments in my possession in the period of eight revolutions around the star around which the earth orbits under George Walker Bush was reduced to one half and controlled by Barack Hussein Obama II it became three times as much.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2017 6:34 PM EST

in response to: “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”
Yea and if you were so fukin smart you wouldn't be hanging out here with the other moron half wits. Needless to say I am the only one sane here, don't you know.

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2017 1:56 PM EST

in response to: BE AWARE THERE'S A CURE FOR CANCER. THEY KNOW THE CURE. CANCER IS A 95.5 BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY. YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT THEY WANT TO STOP THAT CASH FLOW, DO YOU? DOPEY FUĆKING CUNTS
that is the problem ....half a brain

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2017 9:33 PM EST

in response to: I am married and have a crush. me and this crush had something before. she gives me the eyes all the time. what do i do. how do i talk to her anon?
If you have half a brain then you don't.

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2017 7:10 PM EST

in response to: I am married and have a crush. me and this crush had something before. she gives me the eyes all the time. what do i do. how do i talk to her anon?
it's incredible, you can't tell you're half white at all..

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2017 6:20 PM EST

in response to: Still mad at me, huh?? 😖
You know that half of the sh!t you said was opinionated, right? Please tell me you aren't that dumb.

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 11:21 PM EST

in response to: I think in this day and age it just shows that if you want to be successful you have to be white. Best rapper ever? Eminem. Best rock band ever? The Beatles. Best pop star ever? Michael Jackson, who was born black but when he became successful his skin turned white. Even the first ever black president was half white. It just shows that if you want to truly succeed you have to be white.
What did you do with the other half?

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 7:47 PM EST

in response to: Do you want half of an almond croissant? It's filled w almond pastry cream..
which I forgot to mention, adding half a bag of semi sweet morsels or chunks, rather, in the mix before baking) then topping the white chocolate with lightly crushed Oreo cookies, not turned into crumbs. Once everything cools, it Will be firm and soft and not a milky mess as the other recipe turned out to be.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2017 9:03 PM EST

in response to: How come there are no recipes here today?
I was banned so many times and half of the time I didn't know why.

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 12:19 PM EST

in response to: How many people from ghostposter still come to Jc?
Half of us arent here most of the time anyways weve got jobs holidays daily demands made of us etc etc..

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 12:03 PM EST

in response to: I'll not post after this one tonight.... I'd like to give myself a break from this farm, and you farm critters.... 😞
My sister and I have been having half telepathy. We can just look at each other and basically have a whole conversation in our heads. Creepy, right?

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2017 1:16 PM EST

in response to: Recently weird things have been happening to me and my sister so we searched it up and we found a website that saids the different steps to becoming Slenderman's proxy and and what it saids is what has been happening to us,what do we do?
Finding a half of a worm is worse.

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 9:28 PM EST

in response to: What's worse than finding a worm in your salad?
Im also seeing other things like a kidnapping tomorrow and the words "H E L P" but the p half finished I see converse shoes red possibly female shoes

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2017 2:13 PM EST

in response to: Hello, this is a serious question. So recently i had a dream about the number 16. And when i close my eyes i see a girl around 13 years old (looks like someone i know) jump off a building and then i see toilet tiles with her face. I dont know but i think i can see the future. My friend is depressed and has some thoughts about suicide but i dont know if im crazy or just weird experience. I think i really can see the future i dont know help. Im worried something is gonna happen in march 16 2017.
The Sessions story is totally different from the Flynn scandal. Flynn resigned because he negotiated with a foreign power on behalf of the US without being authorized to do so.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 6:50 AM EST

in response to: Why are politicians having to resign after they talk with a russian politician?
You just think that you are so witty. You are half right.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2017 11:26 PM EST

in response to: I'm roasting herbed taters in the oven. I like them near burnt, super crispy w ketchup or sour cream or both. That's my favorite.
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