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If someone is really interested in you, they wouldn't be playing head games with you. They would make an effort to let you know that they want you. Honestly, it's hard to tell who is who here half of the time.

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2015 4:43 AM EST

in response to: i really hate games and your playing them do you want to hook up or not?
I saw the cutest little brown one last night. She was just a year and a half.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2015 11:09 AM EST

in response to: Oh i want a chihuahua
This is not a joke. Times are tough and I calculated that if I do this, in 1.year I can get a place to live! Okay, so if REFRINED BEANS alone won't work, what if it was half REFRIED and half BAKED BEANS?

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 6:36 PM EST

in response to: What happens when you eat nothing but REFRIED BEANS everyday for 2-6years? I am considering it to cut back on spending money
Its stuck half way in my butt and doesn't want to come out. Stupid poop.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2015 12:05 PM EST

in response to: My morning poop has arrived and I've only been awake 10 min. Time to go do it. Good job body.
Strange...I thought most people did, I've had quite a bit of people show me this. Boil for half an hour then bake for an hour or so.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2015 8:29 PM EST

in response to: mmmmkay! So, I was thinking chicken with a homemade teriyaki sauce, rice, and a veggie for dinner, i'm starving! How should i prepare the chicken? Grill, baked... they're chicken breasts, btw. Skin on... cause I fink spending an extra 4 bucks on skinless chicken breast is highway robbery when someone can easily just remove the skin! i had 1/2 youghurt all day, loads of coffee, cigarettes, and water today. Ugh, the usual... am dieting!
No, boil it for about a half hour, it kills and gets rid of all the salmonella and stuff, then bake it, its quite juicy.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2015 8:26 PM EST

in response to: mmmmkay! So, I was thinking chicken with a homemade teriyaki sauce, rice, and a veggie for dinner, i'm starving! How should i prepare the chicken? Grill, baked... they're chicken breasts, btw. Skin on... cause I fink spending an extra 4 bucks on skinless chicken breast is highway robbery when someone can easily just remove the skin! i had 1/2 youghurt all day, loads of coffee, cigarettes, and water today. Ugh, the usual... am dieting!
I just gang banged 3 negros unprotected and if I get pregnant I'm naming the little bastard after you. Steven half breed junior. How you like them apples.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2015 10:25 PM EST

in response to: so ppl say 2 me that i could find ma baby girl here
Do you have even a half a brain?

UNITED STATES / JUN 17, 2015 6:19 PM EST

in response to: omg I just read something 2deep4u: "real eyes...realize.. real lies..."
am a mixed breed, half breed mutt!

UNITED STATES / JUN 7, 2015 9:45 PM EST

in response to: am a mutt. a MUTT!
what about my half german azz??

UNITED STATES / JUN 7, 2015 9:45 PM EST

in response to: annnnd a boinkity boink this... annnd ah....
Lol no, dummy. You can smoke a couple times and wait a week or two and be fine. I'm an everyday weed smoker for years and I got a negative by quitting for a week (out of the grace of God, it would usually take a month and a half) but no, there's no way secondhand smoke will show up.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 12:38 PM EST

in response to: I wasnt smoking I was in the back seats of the car ,and my two friends in the front car seat the smoke was about to start filling the car and I got out will I test positive on the drug test ?? I know to know ASAP
I had a highschool PE class where half the students were special needs. I actually became somewhat of friends with some of them. This one black kid was l funny; he'd talk sht to the other students, call them bitch ass nigggas, and he'd act like a gangster. Then this other one always tried to hustle; always trying to make money by selling sht.. A lot. of those guys are better of being special. Then there's that one who just screams at people and throws things

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2015 5:07 PM EST

in response to: Why are the mentally ill even allowed to be in society?
Spoon of peanut butter; push your thumb into the peanut butter half way thru to form a little bowl; fill the bowl with sugar and sprinkle sugar over the whole thing. U could also use nuttella

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2015 9:59 PM EST

in response to: What's a sweet treat I can easily make?
Maybe cause it wasn't roasted with minced garlic... Everything's better with garlic, I say! :) I would split those sprouts in half, toss em with e.v.o.o., salt, pepper and a nice, healthy dose of garlic. :) Yum.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2015 8:51 PM EST

in response to: Ooooo, I'm just after having a shower, shampoo, brush and flossed, I feel good. :) I'll sleep with the a/c on tonight, it's hot out. How are you doing? Did you have dinner? :)
I tried taking care of a plant. Half of it's dead and the other half is drooping all sad-like.

/ MAY 27, 2015 8:01 PM EST

in response to: I'm worried about my plant. I'm worried he can't get enough water! What shall I do?
Greatly misunderstood and misrepresented by idiot liberals. If you had to get a loan to buy a house, would you want to sign individual contracts with each of the bank's owners? What individual do you go after in government if a policy or law is passed or promoted by a politician and it causes you harm? If you apply the same rules - isn't the government its own entity that has others appointed to represent and execute on its behalf?

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2015 8:34 PM EST

in response to: Is America the only country in the world where corporations are considered people?
Hmm that sounds good. I cook noodles half way, drain water, and crack an egg into the pot and stir until cooked. Delicious and filling.

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2015 10:34 PM EST

in response to: How much do you spend on groceries per month?
Half of that was just sentence fragments that made no sence. Don't post if you don't know English.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 7:14 PM EST

in response to: Hello to you all. My name is and I want to declare peace and doing other stuff. I admit it so ask if you want. Can you tell a number from. What is the best animal you like? Do you eat before you go to sleep? What time do you cry?
Half n half 4 me!!

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2015 8:50 PM EST

in response to: Instead of cream in your coffee, have you ever tried bacon grease?
That isn't too bad. I'm sure people out there have done worse. As for me, 2010, so that's half a decade. I don't plan on stopping this anytime soon.

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2015 1:44 AM EST

in response to: I have been posting useless messages here since 2005. That's 10 years of wasting time.
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