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If you are female, then things may be a tad more difficult, as the fluids may spray in an erratic pattern. If you are using a toilet, just sit on it and urinate. (be sure to wipe your genitals clean of any excess fluids.) If you are outdoors it is best that you fully remove your bottom half of clothing and squat, so that you do not soil your clothing and/or make a mess. Spreading the genital lips in order to better expose the uerethral opening may allow better urination. I hope I helped!

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2015 3:44 AM EST

in response to: I really have to pee
Half true... it was a CIA-Mossad operation

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 3:17 PM EST

in response to: Jews did 9/11 ✈️✈️🏢🏢🔯🔯🔯 Why can't you sheeps understand that?
Half the fun is forking it out of the shell

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 6:22 PM EST

in response to: It was already taken out of it's shell!
I'm sorry I asked... However, you'll never know what I think about as I rapidly type the word *boinker*. No, you'll never know what comes to mind.. But I will let you in on a half truth... it's a verbal form of affection. :) Yup!

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 10:58 PM EST

in response to: Do you know what boinker means?
Seems to me a lot them show no self respect for their selves when they go around dressing half naked and expecting guys not to notice them.

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2015 12:18 PM EST

in response to: Whats with the whackado next wave hard core radical feminists, are they really that self defeatingly stupid or are they acting as agent provocateurs to discredit the more reasonable among them
Yes I did you go back home in about half hour of is is the most successful of his time and I don't have been omitted to be honest it in my head hurts like that one I got to work out 💪 it in is no more snow ⛄ but it would you want you here

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2015 8:26 AM EST

in response to: Does February make you feel depressed?
No, they can't. Those who pretend they can deliver half-assed work at best. According to science.

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2015 6:01 AM EST

in response to: Did you know that human beings are not good at multitasking at all?
In 1980, nearly half of U.S. counties -- 1,412 of them -- had populations that were almost exclusively (98 percent or more) white. Thirty years later, only 149 counties -- fewer than five percent -- fit that same description.

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2015 6:29 PM EST

in response to: We hoId these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Fat chicks are great. Without them half the guys in the world would never get laid.

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2015 5:25 PM EST

in response to: Why are fat chicks so sexually aggressive and easy? Don't they have any self-respect?
Not quite but I'm halfway there. ;)

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2015 10:33 AM EST

in response to: Are you on top of the world?
They look like they're doing a great job! I have a fight with my two and a half year old, she tends to eat the toothpaste, and then mtolsy brush her tongue, but she's fiercely independant and doesn't like mummy to help. I might start doing it while she's asleep !!

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2015 10:37 AM EST

in response to: My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do? It's much better when mummy eats me out" ITALY/Dec 31, 2014 01:39 PM
i spoke to one for about half-hour. she immediately told her two friends i was her b/f. nothing in the converse led this way. i had to get out quick.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 5:17 PM EST

in response to: Why are there so many really fat chicks on dating sites and why do they lie on there profiles? These pigs are thick, fluffy, fuller figured etc. They are God damn mind bendingly FAT!
October 25, 2012 11:19 pm by nejcK Nice! I lost myself in the video so much, that after the first 3 mnteius I thought I was watching your video for half an hour already ;) Is there a MP3 (version) avaliable anywhere?

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 4:22 PM EST

in response to: Someone posted "Ever taste a dick more sweeter than mine? " earlier. My question is this; did he just prove he is the dumbest mother fuсker here?
this story is weird. okay. so yesterday, my mom was conimg home and she was driving the car to the driveway. the first two wheels got over the ice but the next two wheels wouldn't go over, so me, my sisters,and my dad came out and pushed the car back. it took a half an hour to do it!

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 4:34 AM EST

in response to: Last week, the southern half of the country was "covered in snow... lots of accidents... very slippery roads" etc. I live in the deep south, we had a beautiful blue sky, sun, "I could go outside in a t-shirt" day
About a half.

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2015 8:11 PM EST

in response to: What is your average speed?
Buck and a half a gallon.

UNITED STATES / JAN 5, 2015 6:06 PM EST

in response to: Hey man, how much Y'all paying for gas these days?
if I lost half my weight I would be dead

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2014 12:02 PM EST

in response to: Give me about 5 good reasons to lose 1/2 of my body weight in 2015
Half a sheep.

UNITED STATES / DEC 25, 2014 4:41 AM EST

in response to: If the sky is blue, pink panther is pink and George Bush's panty is green. What is the average lunar velocity in miles per second square?
A family reunion in the next town over and you lose half your population for a week.

UNITED STATES / DEC 23, 2014 7:10 PM EST

in response to: Loneliest times in small town Canada
last person at the rink besides the caretaker and half the lights are out already

UNITED STATES / DEC 23, 2014 6:29 PM EST

in response to: Loneliest times in small town Canada
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