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Probably anything will turn him on. Just give him a hand job

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 1:13 AM EST

in response to: My boyfriend fingered me the other night for the first time, how do i turn him on? What should i do to return the favor?
haha broke the chain! anyway get your hand out of the freezer i know you want to feel the popsicle getting solid but come on this is extreme!!!

/ MAR 23, 2017 7:48 AM EST

in response to: I've got it in my hand right now and it's....gettin' hard..
Open your hand.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 5:39 AM EST

in response to: how do u let go of someone?
Beat yourself with a pick handle.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 1:10 PM EST

in response to: My big fat girlfriend just farted just before I was going to go down on her. She blamed it on the dog but I know it was her....now I'm scared of suffocation. What should I do?
I wash my hands before I take a shіt everytime.

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 8:46 PM EST

in response to: I don't like shaking hands. Partly cause my hands are always sweaty 😩 and, people don't always was their hands, so.. That's that.
you guys are so autistic that you get distracted by little things like spelling errors instead of focusing on the issue on hand

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 5:38 PM EST

in response to: It turns out Trumps tax rate is 25% while Old Man Sanders is 13%. Looks like the old man isn't pajing his fair shair . Discus
You keep your damn hands to yourself.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 10:06 PM EST

in response to: Would we have a healthier and less traumatized society if we touched each other more often?
It was your mother's hand.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 9:24 PM EST

in response to: Would we have a healthier and less traumatized society if we touched each other more often?
That wasn't my hand you shook

CANADA / MAR 13, 2017 9:22 PM EST

in response to: Would we have a healthier and less traumatized society if we touched each other more often?
I shook hands with a lot of people back then.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 9:22 PM EST

in response to: Would we have a healthier and less traumatized society if we touched each other more often?
Yes. Back is the sixties having sex was like shaking hands.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 9:19 PM EST

in response to: Would we have a healthier and less traumatized society if we touched each other more often?
Yes he was an amazing president and a great guy. Mister tiny-hands-brags-about-sexual-assault-needs-to-lay-off-the-fake-tan-and-shav
e-off-the-little-bits-of-corn-silk-from-his-head is going to destroy all good that was here


UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2017 12:29 PM EST

in response to: Obama was pretty great wasn't he?
It's more than a handful

CANADA / MAR 11, 2017 8:15 PM EST

in response to: Soh lets me grab her by the pussy
go wash your hands first.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 11:50 AM EST

in response to: Hey can I have one of those cookies?
Handiest man you will ever meet.

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 5:28 PM EST

in response to: Are you a handyman?
The sound of one hand clapping?

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 3:08 AM EST

in response to: shhhhh.... did you hear that?
The expensive grocery store doesn't want *your* dirty hands.

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 3:01 AM EST

in response to: I'm sorry but the thought of a muslum putting their nasty, ass-wiped hands all over my produce? No. Just - ugh. I'll go to the expensive grocery store, thanks.
It can be tough to handle a situation like this when it is happening continuously , but trust me as they say this will also be over. So stay strong and stay positive and I am sure soon you will be realising that life is very beautiful and worth living everyday inspite of all the challenges.

CHINA / MAR 9, 2017 3:12 PM EST

in response to: My parents keep fighting and when I try to stop them. They value my opinion and usually stop but most of the time, I have to lie to pacify them. Their negativity seeps into me and I happen to be a very positive person. They're words and barbs affect me too much. Sometimes, I contemplate suicide(like now). I don't know what to do.
Because a large sum of the population is right handed.

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2017 11:21 PM EST

in response to: why do most men part their hair on the left side
I need a hand job

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2017 8:59 PM EST

in response to: Ahem... anyway, am really into tea. Yup, I'm off coffee and espresso.. and you?
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