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Just say "soh, will you sleep over with me?" She will quote you the price and you hand her the money in an unsealed envelope when she arrives.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2017 10:16 AM EST

in response to: How do I ask a girl (I like) to sleepover with me?
You should get yourself a hobby. You have too much spare time on your hands.

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2017 4:19 PM EST

in response to: The Wizard of Oz (1939) The yellow brick road is said to represent the gold standard, and Emerald City could be a stand-in for Washington, D.C., a town that mixes money (green) and politics. But the key symbol is the Wizard himself, a fraud who, like an untrustworthy political leader, does his best to divert the public's attention ("Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!").
Nope. You know handling guns isn't easy and if they had to use ones from 70 years ago even less. The moment they hear a gunshot they'll be running in random directions.

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2017 12:58 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: What is the only way to get a PC Social Justice Warrior to actually fight in a war? By transporting them to the 1940’s so they can literally shoot Nazis.
If u think she could handle it

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2017 5:15 PM EST

in response to: Should I tell my christian mother about my wanting to be a women?
This is out of my hands, there is nothing I can do to fix the situation except to learn to ignore. There is a great possibility that I can shake it off. He once said to let him go, I’ve been going about it all wrong though. It’s like I finally think I want to try something totally new.. I want to finish. I want it all over.

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2017 5:08 PM EST

in response to: Why is everything so fûckin wrong??
Geez he's offering a 10 million dollar reward? No way! What does that mean? Does it mean that Trump doesn't have a bad background? Aah! No it can't be! Democrats can't handle the simple truth. There's nothing bad about him. Get over it already!

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2017 11:51 PM EST

in response to: Larry Flynt just offered a 10 million dollar Reward for dirt on Trump that leads To impeachment. Pee-pee tape to surface soon!😂😂
What did the president do now? Why is he unfit to handle the duties of office?

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2017 4:38 PM EST

in response to: The President is psychologically unfit to handle the duties of office, and thus too dangerous to be trusted with so much power.
Life is for you first and satisfying others desires for you second, otherwise someday you'll realize you are an old woman who never really did anything she wanted to do. If she can't handle who you really are, that is her problem. Don't feel desperate for friendship because there is a new friend in your future collecting a lifetime of stories to share you and wishing for future experiences to live with you.

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2017 7:02 PM EST

in response to: my best friend for years, doesnt like a girl in my school because she might be a lesbian. But what she doesnt know is that her best friend, me, is also one. Any advice, please answer
with my hand

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2017 12:32 PM EST

in response to: Zarrrlings.. what are you doing right now that’s so important that ya talk to me?? Tell me!
Aw look at how cute two males are exchanging hugs and wanting to hold hands. how gay :)

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 1:39 AM EST

in response to: I want to hold hands with her
You said nothing about Bing but it wouldn't matter because wherever I looked it up it you would say it's liberal because that's the kind of person you are. You are the one who can't handle the truth.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 11:36 PM EST

in response to: It seems to me that the dumbest people here happen to be art-right, Trump supporting, Windows using, racist KKK hicks who haven’t left their trailer park in years. Is this the type of “intelligence” that is ruining America?
If you can't read, then you shouldn't be able to write. You're not quite the logical person. That kind of goes hand in hand with liberalism. Don't know their politics nor their own country and pretends they're smart by calling their president stupid and people who don't agree with them stupid. That's not only selective, that's quite unprofessional and extremely prejudice cause you can't handle the truth which is that you know nothing about America.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 8:53 PM EST

in response to: It seems to me that the dumbest people here happen to be art-right, Trump supporting, Windows using, racist KKK hicks who haven’t left their trailer park in years. Is this the type of “intelligence” that is ruining America?
A pussy in hand is worth two in the bush.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 8:51 PM EST

in response to: Thoughts on long distance relationships?
I undid my belt, took down my pants, and took my dick in hand...

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 6:17 PM EST

in response to: Do go on pls..
STFU you elitist, deranged, hand wringing, bed wetting, anti-Trumpatoad.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 5:07 PM EST

in response to: It seems to me that the dumbest people here happen to be art-right, Trump supporting, Windows using, racist KKK hicks who haven’t left their trailer park in years. Is this the type of “intelligence” that is ruining America?
Turn your bath on. Fill it with nice hot water. You want it at boiling point. Let it cool down for 20 minutes so it's not boiling anymore. It will be lukewarm water. Get in the water, get some soap. Put the soap on your body and rub it nice and slowly. Slowly take your hand and move it towards the bottom of you. Touch yourself gently. You'll be in heaven soon ;)

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2017 12:58 PM EST

in response to: How can I get murdered? Without hurting anyone else
My diarrhea was worse. Mine splashed all over the sides of the bowl. It was so powerful that when it splashed into the water, it would pop back up at my cheeks. When I was wiping, I got some on my hands :/

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2017 12:14 PM EST

in response to: I just had diarrhea so bad I think I filled the bowl
Aid is there and has been there. Lazy spics can't or won't hand it out. Something about it being too difficult logistically. I guess they are waiting for white man to the rescue.

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2017 2:56 PM EST

in response to: "Trump praises hurricane relief efforts in Puerto Rico amid criticism of a slow response."
Willy and the handjob

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2017 4:14 PM EST

in response to: Fav songs,( im out of songs)
you beat millions of sperm cells to be able to come to earth.. you’ll find the light, just get away from toxic people, hate your job, quit find new solutions. Love fails? Plenty of fish in the sea.. your hand will never fail you, go out and get to know yourself better, find a way to fall in Love ve with who you are.. there’s hope

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2017 3:51 AM EST

in response to: Press 6 7 to end my life
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