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My hands are warm and my heart is warm. My heart feels warm; but thats from the weed

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2015 10:18 PM EST

in response to: warm hands, warm heart?
Don't let her fool you. She puts on an act whenever she's here. She really loves grappling it with her greedy chunky hands. She makes pig noise as she's gobbling it. While she's doing the deed, she is also filming the action. And sells it online. How else do think she has the $$$ to be a material girl?

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2015 8:37 PM EST

in response to: I did it. I met up with someone today that I've been talking to online for years. It turned out pretty cool.
anything causes great harm in the hands of the negro

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2015 4:28 AM EST

in response to: Isn't it funny that religion (including Christianity) causes so much harm and misery in the world?
I feel the same way even if there isn't a girl with a nice butt around: I feel with my hands

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2015 9:20 PM EST

in response to: (For the boys) I was wondering how do you guys feel when you see a girl with a nice butt ? I just wanna know 😛👀
Don't give me no lines. And keep your hands to yourself.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2015 9:40 PM EST

in response to: do you like it when I do that?
He does exist. He assigns work orders to each angel to go out every day and night to assist every living creature. There are several trillion of these angels who are doing these jobs. He has look at each case to decide whether or not it needs divine intervention or if the individual is actually capable of handling the situation on their own or with the help of another human being.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2015 7:32 AM EST

in response to: For many years I've prayed to God every night to somehow release me from this wretched prison, and every morning He seems to respond: "you think you had it bad before? just wait until you see what I have in store for you next..."
Don't give up. I promise you that God loves you and cares for you, and he listens to your prayers. He isn't giving you anything He knows you can't handle. He never will. And it is said in the Bible, the Lord will not cause pain without leading to something great, no matter how long this may take. He must be preparing you for something truly amazing.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2015 1:57 AM EST

in response to: For many years I've prayed to God every night to somehow release me from this wretched prison, and every morning He seems to respond: "you think you had it bad before? just wait until you see what I have in store for you next..."
You hand yours in as I don't trust you. I'll keep mine.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2015 10:43 PM EST

in response to: In the wake of the recent local store robbery just round the corner in America, is it time we handed in all our guns?
The festival took place in Yulin, which is part of the Asian society. Only a small handful out the thousands were saved the horrible slaughter.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2015 4:57 PM EST

in response to: Bald Asian people scare me
handcuffs and the shore? fun stuff indeed!

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2015 3:20 PM EST

in response to: Handcuffs the shore and happy Steve's blog posts by tomorrow round the weekend of August
Dog hands down. Kids are annoying and their hands are always sticky.

/ JUL 21, 2015 7:41 PM EST

in response to: Would you rather some one go on about their kid or dog?
if it were up your ass, you'd know my secret handshake

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2015 8:02 AM EST

in response to: Do you have a secret handshake?
Probably the best piece of ass you will ever get, next to putting your hand in your rear pocket.

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 9:48 PM EST

in response to: Should I buy a blow-up doll? How satisfying are they actually to fck?
super moisturized, i not only apply goodies to my face (ie the tea mask, tarte's pure maracuja oil, and olay's regenerist night cream) i put it on my hands/cuticles too! love it, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much! i have a routine, damnnit!


UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 8:09 PM EST

in response to: im fresh;ly showered, and shampoo'd! yay! I feel good! ill read my book later. yerp
8 inches. Think you can handle that?

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 4:06 PM EST

in response to: It's 107 outside today. Think you can handle that?
someone can't handle the truth

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2015 9:05 AM EST

in response to: 041 If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racist, juvenile, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help. Let the whiny answers begin.
Only if you know the right software and want to buy drugs, weapons, counterfeit money/merchandize, slaves, or hitmen. But simply exploring it without intent to buy shouldn't be a problem

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2015 11:49 AM EST

in response to: Should I explore The Deep Web?
I always have eventually! it's very dangerous and scary. Leave it to the professionals like me. Got my hand stuck once. Mechanism nearly took my finger off in a hot chocolate machine then began pouring boiling water down my wrist.

UNITED KINGDOM / JUL 10, 2015 10:00 PM EST

in response to: How do I get free food out of a snack vending machine? No cash or nothing
I you boiled and baked your hand why in the fuk would you need chicken.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2015 8:55 PM EST

in response to: I'd boil then bake if I had a hand in making classic New York bagels, but chicken??? :/
k, ducky..... i have to go soon. there's nothing in the fridge, and people need to eat! i'll go to the grocery shop, annnd grab some stuff... i'll bring the cart. i can't haul my stuff home in hand, ugh, what do i look like!?

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2015 8:37 PM EST

in response to: Umh i lost my humor cause this site uhm now it's late night yep and i don't care about your opinion but umhh i feel very nice guy now and so i śhitpost like hell cuz i don't care about deaath umh yup
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