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Trump inspires good feelings about America in his supporters, but he'll never become president, it's too much of an Illuminati fabricated pipe dream. H-Rod on the other hand is a total Trilateral Commision, NWO sellout cunt.

CANADA / SEP 22, 2016 9:43 PM EST

in response to: The entertainment value of this election just keeps going up. Don King has endorsed Trump. And we still have a month and a half to go! What next? ISIS endorsing Hilly?
A hairbrush handle

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2016 12:45 PM EST

in response to: Best cheap dildo?
So I get up from my bed, grab the loli, and grab a portal gun, and start portaling arround the room. Then I upgrade it to be a gravity-portal gun. Then I do a portal out of the place, causing it to blow up. Then as I leave, I'm riding the loli like a tricycle or some shi t, using her hair as a handle, and fly thru space, with the explosion chasing me, and dalek re-skinned borg cubes blowing up behind me.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2016 9:46 PM EST

in response to: Had any interesting or confusing dreams? I'd love to hear about them. I love dreams.
Right hand. Unless, of course, he is left-handed.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2016 9:06 AM EST

in response to: A man's best friend is his ... ?
No, it's about how you handle situations that happen to you. You can choose to affect others in a negative way or a positive way simply by respecting yourself and others. Here's an example, you will find that there are people who are perfectly content with their material and financial possessions, but they spend a lot of time helping others. People in churches, counselors, etc. Life is not about you but rather taking control of your actions and using them in a positive manner to assist others.

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2016 3:11 PM EST

in response to: Do you refuse to believe in anything but yourself?
You are wrong because YOU paid for those with your taxes and that is also the way the phones were handed out. Locally Verizon was handing them out by the box full. They said they wanted to get rid of them and when they were gone they had done their job.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2016 10:00 AM EST

in response to: Let's do two today. Whatever happened to the fat black chick from Cleveland who pulled 24 cellphones out of her purse, all paid for by the government?
You can't handle real.

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2016 9:41 PM EST

in response to: Okay its been good, but its bedtime so Tootles! Thats me for another evening! Look at meeeeeee... A-hahaha.. Lol...
A financial burden, but a handy source of body parts should you need a transplant.

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2016 3:49 PM EST

in response to: if my daughter get pregnant for my son what is the child to me
Your hand.


in response to: What is the best way to love oneself?
Switching hands doesn't do it for me.


in response to: I've been with the same women for thirty years and I would like something different should I have an affair or just switch hands?
My mommy can handle all sizes. My mommy is the best!


in response to: My friend has decided to become a prostitute working from home she has security when she's got punters. She has 2 young children is this an acceptable home life for them? Can sex workers make great parents? what happens when the children discover what their mum does?serious replies only
Come on over. I'll give you a hand.


in response to: How do I get my head hair out of my vagína?
My left hand.


in response to: Who will miss you most when you're gone?
The special is for those that have Downs or other handicaps that are usually mental, and the Paralympics are for those that have lost legs, arms and are completely normal except for their injuries or birth injuries. A guy from Iowa was born without arms and he is an expert archer and is good enough to compete against the normal archers although he doesn't.

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2016 10:25 PM EST

in response to: What is the difference between the Special Olympics and the Paralympics?
Ask for hand job

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2016 10:28 PM EST

in response to: i need advice so my best friend who is a girl and has got a boyfriend but gets jealous when i talk about other girls? what do i do
Shoot him. Handy tip: save yourself much effort by deciding how you're going to dispose of the body first, then take him there before capping his ass.


in response to: My friend is going around telling people I masturbåte. What can i do to shut him up?
A perfect world will be filled with all the futas you could handle.


in response to: What would you personally consider a perfect world?
Experience all that the criminal justice system can offer first-hand. Start with a simple car jacking, then move up to knocking over a few banks.

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2016 12:56 PM EST

in response to: Can you tell me some law-related activities law students may do? Like for example visit a prison, debate...I need some other activities. Thanks for your help
Handing me a razor and asking that I shave her pussy.

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2016 12:45 PM EST

in response to: husbands, what would be something nice you would like your wife to suprise you with?
I think you are full of shlt. No one who attempts suicide multiple times don't get help offered to them. So quit fuking trolling you dumb shlt. On the other hand if true you need to get fuking serious.... use a fuking gun. Problem solved for you and us.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2016 4:13 PM EST

in response to: Im 16 and although I havent been physicly abused by my parents (much) I am constantly mentaly abused to the point where I have attempted suicide multiple times. I have no money to live eltsware and I dont want to be homeless but I dont think I can put up with these constant mental attacks for much longer so I know something has to be done. What do I do???
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