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You want truth? You can't handle the truth! (for you children out there, that was a famous quote from a movie)

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2016 1:03 AM EST

in response to: I honestly feel like I'm being played or someone is playing games, to get me worked up. I'm not sure how to feel at the moment. I just want people to stop lying to me.
The sound of one hand klopping.

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2016 10:21 AM EST

in response to: the sound of silence?
gimme a good night hand job, steve

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2016 1:35 AM EST

in response to: Darling, it's bedtime...
Hey Larry. I love “One More Thing Than I Can Handle,” and Kate did a fantastic recording of it that I’ve now been sitting on for six years. I’ve got some ideas about the whole �l;82perpetual2y upcoming follow-up” and I think I’ll be able to announce something by the end of this year. Fingers crossed.

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2016 5:03 AM EST

in response to: What app should I use to stream child pоrn on my Toshiba Tablet that was made in 2012? I want an app that will let me record horny pre-teen chicks digitally but stream online so fans of mine could watch? I'm not sure what to use.
I agree. It has gotten out of hand.

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2016 8:46 PM EST

in response to: Why aren't we reporting that pedo again? Or is he just sitting there making us cringe?
Take my hand and come with me.

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2016 9:03 PM EST

in response to: Can you help me install my new printer? Can you walk me through it! PLEASE!?? 😖
hand job

UNITED STATES / JUN 28, 2016 10:40 PM EST

in response to: Young people these days need a good _______ ?
First, you should know that you can't stay with your girlfriend if there's someone else on your mind. Love is not a game and you can't stay with her because you can't have the girl you like or on the other hand leave her because you can have the girl you like instead. Talk to her. There's a quote that might help you: if you love two people, choose the second one. 'Cuz if you really loved the first one, there wouldn't be a second one. You can do it :)

UNITED STATES / JUN 27, 2016 10:46 AM EST

in response to: I have a gf, but i think i have a crush on someone else. I don't feel as close to my gf as i did when we first started dating. But on the other hand, idk if the other girl i like, likes me back. What should i do? :(
Does it fit on a foot or does it fit on a hand?

UNITED STATES / JUN 17, 2016 10:39 PM EST

in response to: Is it a boxing glove or is it a shoe?
You sick bastard. Go get a job. Apparently you have too much time on your hands.

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2016 11:21 AM EST

in response to: My boyfiend wants a "break". He's too stressed apparently. Anyway, he keeps texting me (he initiates) nice texts and calling me "baby" and other nicknames he has for me, but without the "I love you`s" he used to send with his texts - what is going on? Please answer me because I'm only 8 years old but my boyfriend is 36 so he has much more experience of things like this
You sick bastard. Go get a job. Apparently you have too much time on your hands.

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2016 11:21 AM EST

in response to: My boyfiend wants a "break". He's too stressed apparently. Anyway, he keeps texting me (he initiates) nice texts and calling me "baby" and other nicknames he has for me, but without the "I love you`s" he used to send with his texts - what is going on? Please answer me because I'm only 8 years old but my boyfriend is 36 so he has much more experience of things like this
Watch the great rock and roll swindle. You can't "express individuality" and call yourself a punk. We are cogs in a system no matter how daft we dress or rebellious we may appear. The future has no hope at all in the hands of a bunch of narcissistic posers. But you are 20 and have the right to get it wrong for a few yea r s.

ITALY / JUN 12, 2016 3:09 AM EST

in response to: How do you feel about genuine, old-school variety punks?
wash your hands

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2016 2:11 PM EST

in response to: I picked my nose. Now I don't know what to do with the booger on the end of my finger. Any suggestions?
NO, A healthy child should have 5 fingers on both of his/her hands. You should get that checked out.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2016 1:04 PM EST

in response to: Is it normal that my child has only four fingers?
Harris, shmarris! You wish I was made up, ya moo... You're not man enough to handle me! 😝

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2016 4:00 PM EST

in response to: I am convinced that the character here known as soh was made up by Harris to entice more participation.
Sometimes I do. On the other hand, there is no way, shape or form that I can even begin to comprehend the question below this one, so I'm steering clear.

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2016 8:44 AM EST

in response to: Do you frequently help people out?
Here goes: Once upon a time a guy told a girl he wouldn't cum in her mouth. He did. She told all her friends. He gets no action now because of his lie. End of story. But it does have a happy ending. The guy found his hand was much better and he lived happily ever after.

UNITED STATES / JUN 9, 2016 3:50 PM EST

in response to: Hello guys. I need a story about someon who lies and then nobody believes him. Like the story with the boy and the wolf, but cooler and funnier. SO please tell me one. It doesn´t have to be long.
Im flapping my hands in excitement.

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2016 7:44 PM EST

in response to: Kate-lyn Jenders 1st anniversary has been announced.
How did the site end up in the hands of spammer for example? Discuss.

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2016 1:52 AM EST

in response to: Do the majority of people on here act incredibly immature on purpose (apologies if you're in the minority), or are they really just unable to process actual thought required for well-reasoned questions in seek of answers? This website seems as though it was started with good intentions, and yet it has, to put it bluntly, "gone to the dogs".
You talk to your hand?

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2016 7:55 AM EST

in response to: My exgf and I have talked off and on for a couple years now. I asked if she wants to hang out and she said she'd love too. Is this a sign she's still interested?
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