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this ain't a fuсking game asshole. not everyone on the internet enjoy being toyed with. best you just shut your trap before you get in deeper than you can handle.

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2015 10:38 AM EST

in response to: Andrea Neal. Hot or not?
Lol no, dummy. You can smoke a couple times and wait a week or two and be fine. I'm an everyday weed smoker for years and I got a negative by quitting for a week (out of the grace of God, it would usually take a month and a half) but no, there's no way secondhand smoke will show up.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 12:38 PM EST

in response to: I wasnt smoking I was in the back seats of the car ,and my two friends in the front car seat the smoke was about to start filling the car and I got out will I test positive on the drug test ?? I know to know ASAP
By mentally weak I didn't mean smart. Yeah I'm kinda stupid bookwise, but I guarantee I can handle more trauma, emotional pain, and drama than anyone of y'all little bitches.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 9:23 PM EST

in response to: I've given up on this site! Goodbye, resident idiot!
lets eat cookies and watch the fight but im gonna need some cheetos too so bring those and oh i need you to bring a handle of hard liquor plus either some la croix or crystal light. brownies arent a bad idea unless I wanna get fatter so hold off on those. BUT don't hold off on the love.

/ JUN 1, 2015 10:56 PM EST

in response to: fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!!!
Like rape? I always pictured I would break a hand lose and grab underneath to squeeze the balls to restrain the guy

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2015 7:37 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever thought of taking it up the bum if you had to?
On the other hand learning to bend over may come in handy.

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2015 7:25 PM EST

in response to: are you in a sexless relationship?
Last week I spotted him unscrewing the handrails in the disabled kids' bathroom.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2015 6:08 AM EST

in response to: Steven Beerсock's Children's Hospital - the largest children's hospital in the world. I'm going to dress up as a surgeon. I'm going to perform operations on them. Sew little cocks and little clitorises into their little hands. So when I'm holding hands with them, I'm actually abusing the little bastards. ITALY/May 17, 2015 01:10 PM
He was so far gone that he ended up in a nursing home with just pain killers. Couldn't do anything for him. The only chance he had was a lung transplant and that was out of the question when he was living on hand outs from his family.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 10:05 PM EST

in response to: I need motivation to quit drinking. Anyone got anything?
I don't give a rats ass about what goes on gp. If you can't handle our unique perspective, then stay over there.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 2:08 PM EST

in response to: Hey step it up, guys... The GPers are complaining! -- JC is suking so much as. With the dumbfuk person and all the other sht going on. Seems worse than ever. UNITED STATES/May 25, 2015 09:24 PM
8:41- I couldn't agree more. I would like to be able to consume mj for my health reasons. But it is not legal for me to do so. Instead I have to live in chronic pain everyday. And no I can't take manmade pain meds, my stomach can't handle them.

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2015 8:48 PM EST

in response to: In the US,if you a are cop, do you get extra brownie-points for killing innocent unarmed black folk?... Ireland
I'm going to dress up as a surgeon. I'm going to perform operations on them. Sew little cocks and little clitorises into their little hands. So when I'm holding hands with them, I'm actually abusing the little cunts

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2015 8:33 AM EST

in response to: Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital - the biggest children's hospital in the world.
Well there is the 3 date rule she could be excited to be with you. On the other hand she just wanted to get the akward first date thing out of the way so either way I see it as she wants to give it a shot. I can only speculate though.

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2015 12:40 PM EST

in response to: I started exchanging emails and flirting with a woman online. We talked on the phone last night. This morning she writes saying we should count our conversation as date number one. I'm seeing her tonight in San Francisco. How should I interpret the 'second date' comment?
Can we close this thread now so I will not need a handkerchief.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2015 9:38 AM EST

in response to: Isreal on GP says that several years ago I abused and broke many rules. I just got this phone yesterday! It is a.previously used phone so I gueas the previous user abused the site. And she thinks its me. She also said she wont answer any questions about what she said. Wtf!? I posted a long response explaining the ordeal, but if shes not answering anything, what can I do??? She was rude about it and I didnt even know what GP was several years ago
Awe isn't that just so clever. That will really come in handy someday day. Maybe around 2099.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2015 9:02 AM EST

in response to: MИ! Discuss.
On this day, in 2006, a mother had admitted to killing her daughter a day earlier because "she could not handle her autism, and she needed to cure it". Maybe you should have worn some rubber before getting pignasty instead, you filthy cow. You should have thought about the ChildFree Life, you should have thought about it. Happy Breeder's Day, сunts!

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2015 10:19 PM EST

in response to: If you were in old western, would you be a fast draw?
I will give you a foot massage but i wont use my hands..

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2015 7:20 PM EST

in response to: I want a foot massage because my feet are very sore because I walk too much and now I am in pain
Dunno, but I'm on my hands and knees trying to find them on the carpet right now.

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2015 7:04 PM EST

in response to: When did you lose your marbles?
He is also an asspipe, a jizztrumpet and a cockhandle.

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2015 11:00 AM EST

in response to: Dr Sanctimonious is a fuсktard, discuss
glad you and your hand are happy

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2015 7:33 AM EST

in response to: the sex is incredible
You can't handle my fuсking ass.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2015 4:03 PM EST

in response to: Do you use a table cloth whilst pretending you're a superhero?
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