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I'll have to go out for paper, don't have a pipe... I don't smoke on the reg! I don't have rolling paper on hand. What do ya take me for!?

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2014 8:31 PM EST

in response to: Scored some bud tonite.... :) Cept, I've forgotten how to roll, it's been sooo long. I think I'll smoke and bother the fatty. :)
Good point! Let's give them Saipan. Or maybe better, let's give them Cuba. We can go in and clean all those taco-benders out of there and then hand it over.

UNITED STATES / OCT 26, 2014 11:17 AM EST

in response to: Canada really needs a Hawaii. The United States has a Hawaii. Why canít Canada have a Hawaii?
Yep. My wife, once or twice. The rest of the time it is my hand, which is well over 50.

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2014 8:39 PM EST

in response to: Ever fuсk someone over 50?
Seriously? I don't pay attention to them. My wife, on the other hand, always mention other's teeth.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2014 8:43 PM EST

in response to: i am 14 and my teeth are my biggest insecurity. i think about them all the time. they aren't terrible but they are no where near perfect. I don't want you to give me the typical answer like "its ok your beautiful" but i really want to know your opinion. Do you really care about someone's teeth? if you were to date a pretty girl with a great personalty but her teeth were funky would it matter? would it change your perspective on someone if you didn't like their teeth?
No thanks, I can handle it.

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2014 5:36 AM EST

in response to: You are holding it wrong. Do you want someone to show you how?
Never, I'm too old to walk that far (10 miles) and I buy too many to carry by hand.

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2014 11:23 AM EST

in response to: Do you ever walk when you buy your groceries?
bush was (still is) a fuсking moron. However That doesn't mean The Lord High King Chairman Moabama handled things correctly. In fact his fuсk up made a bad thing worse

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2014 8:05 AM EST

in response to: Oh dear! The New York Times has a story about all the chemical weapons found in Iraq that was kept secret for years. Hmmmmm ..... I thought all the Obamatrons said there weren't any.
Handle what?

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2014 10:37 AM EST

in response to: Whadup g? you can\'t handle it.
hand party

GERMANY / OCT 11, 2014 7:36 PM EST

in response to: What's the most dangerous hobby a person can have?
So here's the deal-I give you zero pies for $20.00. Since you think that zero has value, you give me the $20.00 and in return I give you zero pies. You gained zero product for your $20.00 or nothing. I on the other hand gained $20.00 for giving you zero pies or nothing. Care to buy property in Florida? Haha!

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2014 1:45 PM EST

in response to: ls zero an odd or even number>?
Wipe with the bare hand. Go make dinner. Doom for sure.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2014 1:03 PM EST

in response to: Ebola will ravage the over-populated 3rd world over the next couple of years. India, as much as it pretends to be an industrialized 1st world nation, is an over-populated, shіt-in-the street, archaic and under-educated cesspool. Good riddance - the world will be a much MUCH more stable, less disgusting place if about 60-90% of that nation's population is eradicated. Same for all 3rd world nations incapable of sustaining human life in any semblance of dignity.
Swearing with your hand on the Bible is just as useless.

NETHERLANDS / OCT 6, 2014 10:04 AM EST

in response to: Did you know that a Congress man is going to be sworn in with his hand on the kuran (sp) NOT OUR BIBLE???? What is wrong with this friking picture guys. Why has the US lowered itself and elected these kind of folks?
If you replace "marriage" with "SIGNING A MARRIAGE CONTRACT" in all of your conversations, you will be amazed the punch it packs. The use of the word "contract" strips "marriage" of ALL of that romantic / white dress / flowers from her mind.... like ripping the bouquet out of her hand and stomping on it metaphorically. Say "marriage contract" in a sentence and her wedding vagіna dries up on the spot.

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2014 8:47 PM EST

in response to: What are the advantages of being married?
After you wash your hands.

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2014 6:08 PM EST

in response to: We need world peace. Let's all hold hands. The Beatles. The Beatles.
handcuffs

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2014 3:32 PM EST

in response to: What qualities should a good cop have?
give your hand a rest and go meet a real woman

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2014 4:37 PM EST

in response to: Soh has been committed.
Now, now don't let things get out of hand.

UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2014 11:16 PM EST

in response to: ihateyouyoubaldfatsmellyalbinoyoumakemesickwithyeradvancesitmakesmewanttovom
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Did you know that people that milk cows by hand have great strength in their hands?

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2014 7:26 PM EST

in response to: Did you know it takes 345 squirts from a cow's udder to make a gallon of milk?
Some people can only handle brainless drivel.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2014 1:00 PM EST

in response to: Why do we like gossip?
Time does not exist. Panties, on the other hand, do.

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2014 5:09 PM EST

in response to: Time does not exist. Clocks exist.
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