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It’s a line from Edward scissors hands. ☺️

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2018 9:17 PM EST

in response to: Ding Dong... Avon calling!
What did you do? Change your proxy to say United States now? And that idea is terrible. Instead of resorting to killing people, I suggested moving. You on the other hand want death and you're suppose to represent good and happiness like all liberals and Democrats claim they are?

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2018 3:22 PM EST

in response to: Was there anyone in the world who really thought that the dotard would meet Kim Jong-un?
Well ...that may be something you have to handle yourself

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2018 8:33 AM EST

in response to: I need sex 😭 with ...him...
Observe his gestures first if you're uncomfortable being blunt honest with him right away. See if he checks you out or maybe he is physically playful with you. These are signs of aggressive guys. Shy guys will be quiet or will barely look at you. These are signs of shy guys interested. If he does none of these, it does not mean he doesn't like you back. That is when you want to playfully mention the subject as a joke such as grabbing his hand and saying "now we're together forever. JK!"

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2018 8:16 PM EST

in response to: So there's this guy at my school. Last year, he joined in the middle of the year. Now, we are pretty close friends. He is probably my second closest friend. I'm not sure he feels the same way, though. And recently, I have some feelings for him, as in a boy-girl relationship, but I don't know if I should, or how. Please help if you have any experience with this sort of thing. Thanks!
Yes I'm serious..ypu want to do this the professional way, the cia would handle, you can ask, ask me.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2018 5:07 PM EST

in response to: How can I make someone be mean to me without them realising so I can use it against them?
Soh will darn well care if a tornado tanks that tote out of her hands and chucks it into a river

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2018 11:04 AM EST

in response to: Soh.. br careful.severe weather is on the way
Or do what I did when getting my 'special Rx's sent UPS or FEDEX... I say packages from mail order pharmacies ARE HELD AT F3D EX OFFICE... I WILL GET THERE TO PICK UP... DO NOT DELIVER... . that way when I getvemaul "it's at office" I drive there and say... "hand me my package"..

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2018 10:15 AM EST

in response to: Darliiings!! Good morning and salutations, 🤗 I have a good news. ☺️ You know I am ruthless, 😠.. I’m just after keeping tabs and chatting w USPS, I did file a claim w are lerrvly United States postal service, those moos...Anyway, I rang Peg and Awl annd spoke to someone l. She said she could totally send out a new 👜 tote!! Said that there wasn’t any in stock, they have to make it first.. Oh my gracious, I’m so happy, I could 😢
If you wanna ask a girl out, you get chlorophyll, a ski mask, and handcuffs. Let your mind run wild with thought on ideas.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2018 7:20 PM EST

in response to: How to ask a girl out in school?
This is just a way for liberals and Democrats to keep pushing gun laws. Having strict gun laws will only harm people as the bad people will always get their hands on a gun.

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2018 8:11 PM EST

in response to: How about we introduce a law that makes parents criminally liable for their underage shìtheads shooting up schools? Ten years for every person their kid kills. That might make them monitor little johnny a bit more closely.
With your hand doesn’t count. Or with sheep.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2018 5:29 PM EST

in response to: serious question; the anti-Trumper. What are the % odds he's had actual sex with a girl (stroking to poŕn doesn't count).. my guess is 15% likely?
1) apologies, are like I'm sorry is meaningless "he lady, I'm sorry I ran over your kid"... doesn't mean much under that circumstance. 2).an amends is on the inside, you decide then & there you'll never mistreat another kid. .. and then you pray & leave the rest in God's hands. If you can make a real amends, what happens after is okay, you'll deal with it.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2018 8:20 AM EST

in response to: I'm an 8th grader and I accidentally bullied a 7th grader, what should I do? He told a teacher and I apologized and he said it's fine but I'm scared that I'll be shot or expelled? Will I die or?
Stop sending jack in the hand vids to Soh, she is unhappy.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2018 6:12 PM EST

in response to: Attention lisers, please stop sending ypur crude "stroke-n-jerk" crude videos to certain unnamed ypung ladies. No names will be used... but you crude dudes "you know Who... Sho
Aw, I love you guys!! I would leeerv to send you handwritten scented letters. 🤗

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2018 9:41 AM EST

in response to: All I really need is a good worn pair of black Frye boots, my water tumbler, waiting for my Peg and Awl all black canvas tote, w a zipper (!) due to arrive tomorrow, me Lorena Mckennitt albums... and a pack of smokes.. leaves of unlined paper and scented pots of ink. Fûck this place..
Yeah, I recall Canada saying Reagan was the worst thing ever... . if re-elected he'll destroy the whole world..... tears... sobbing & hand wringing and pants pissing... Canadians predicted with 2000% positive certainty Reagan would stay a global nuclear war by summer 1985... all life in north America, over by 1985 ..because Reagan was the worst force in the universe ...

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2018 8:33 PM EST

in response to: Trump got outplayed by Lil rocket man!!🤣🤣👍😂
Is it weird if I want to strangle women? I just love the feeling of their hands. So soft, I'll keep their hand and treat them like a wife. Is this weird? And should I get help?

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2018 1:12 PM EST

in response to: Anywho, I gotta go now... Am leaving! 😊
Forget french fries; what pissed french off McDonalds pamphlets handed to euro-customers: on "how to chew American food properly" .. . . those infuriated french.. i dont blame them. French culture is 1100yrs old, we can assume they know how to chew food by now

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2018 8:26 AM EST

in response to: What do you think about McDonald's in France Clearly the word "french" in french fries is redundant.
No why do you think they make fluffy hand cuffs

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2018 4:39 AM EST

in response to: I was walking to school and the cops stopped me. Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jail anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?
"greetings, There is a possibility that I, and the rest of the group of human beings that includes you and me, will have the opportunity to obtain drinks made from the roasted and ground beanlike seeds of a tropical shrub at some unspecified point in time and you will have the opportunity to use words to communicate information to me regarding the reason for which you did not move your hand to and fro in greeting in return to the motion of my hand to and fro in greeting"

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2018 10:32 AM EST

in response to: Hey peeps, i need sum advice. I like this shy guy in my school and we haven't had one convo everr. I've tried waving multiple times but he looks away too fast for him to see me...Wat shud i do, pls help me lovelies thank u
Massage would be a stepup, Now being a part time cashier is all she can handle.

CANADA / MAY 9, 2018 6:49 PM EST

in response to: Hey gang. Stop laughing at Soh. Maybe she didn't want us to know she works giving sexy rub massage. We may not always agree but this time let's save soh
Put all the pills in your hand and swallow, vomit. Better yet, chase those bottles of pills w a btl of vodka.. ha ha...


in response to: Am going to become a math 🧙‍♂️ wirard, you boinking moos!! 😠
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