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I have Roman hands.

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2017 6:14 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy... am all alone.. ☺️
Would you like me to come and hold your hand?

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2017 6:12 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy... am all alone.. ☺️
Here's a suggestion. Be nice to her. Make her feel loved. Make her happy and just keep talking to her. Girls eat that up. On the other hand, it's not very nice to have sex with a fat girl just cause she's easy. You should be having sex because you love her for her body. There are bars out there that cater to men who like bbw. Why can't you just be one of them?

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2017 11:03 PM EST

in response to: There is a huge fat girl in my summer history class and she is a prime candidate for a good hogging. Sort of plain, tats, a lot of piercings, bigger around than she is tall. I could win a lot of moola with her. Unfortunately she is the suspicious type. I have a feeling she has been hogged before. I need some tips for putting her at ease so I can get her in the sack. Any suggestions?
I went to a comedy show just last week. The comedian asks "who here are Trump fans?" me and one other person raise our hands. Among 30 people. I get told at the end of the show "you should reconsider your politics" by a liberal. Moral of the story. You're just as bad as that person.

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2017 10:29 PM EST

in response to: LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. MAKE NlGGERS PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH SIX CHAMBERS LOADED. MAKE THE NlGGER CUNTS PAY FOR THE BULLETS. USE THE DEAD NlGGERS TO BUILT A WALL ACROSS THE BORDER. MAKE THE MEXICANS PAY FOR IT. WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
Do they even make scooters to handle people that fat? Wouldn't it be better for her to lose a little weight?

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2017 10:51 AM EST

in response to: I'm starting a "go fund me" page to help finance my 600lb wife's mobility scooter. Anyone here care to spare a few dimes?
Everyone I know just gives hand jobs.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2017 3:14 PM EST

in response to: Should 13 year olds really be going around giving blow jobs?
On the other hand, Prague is amazing if you're looking for culture and experience abroad over money; they have a rich history, beautiful language and architecture and truly spectacular people. Their economy is not one famed for billionaires (unlike Switzerland, which really is unopposed) however you would certainly be able to make the same amount of money, it just isn't as elite.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2017 2:52 PM EST

in response to: Which should I take: the internship in Basel, Switzerland or the one in Prague, Czech Republic?
No hand guns but should fired missiles are ok.

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2017 8:18 PM EST

in response to: Before a long trip with a ship, for example a cruise, is there a check-in at the port? If the answer is yes, what kind of chek-in? Is it like the airports?
Fat chicks are easy. Handling the smell Coming out of the ming is hard.

UNITED STATES / JUN 9, 2017 4:04 PM EST

in response to: What are your plans for the weekend?...Me, I intend to do some hogging on Saturday night. The pots up to $250 bucks and I got my eye on a sure winner.
My hand is raised.

UNITED STATES / JUN 9, 2017 3:24 PM EST

in response to: Who likes big fat dumb fat chicks? Raise your hand.
I relish my nightly visits to Mr. Handjob.

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2017 10:44 PM EST

in response to: So tired.. 😣
I'd rather you'd stitch her mouth shut and tie her hands so she can't type. She can't spell so she shouldn't type.

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2017 10:21 PM EST

in response to: who wants to hold soh down while I stitch her pussy shut?
Some people are just made to be fat gluttons. Just feed her what she wants, love her, keep her safe from mean people and be there for her when she has the inevitable health issues. Hold her hand when she eventually has the heart failure that will end her gluttonous life. Just enjoy your time together because it's going to be short.

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2017 6:02 PM EST

in response to: My SSBBW girlfriend who I love dearly has a social anxiety disorder because of her weight. She is frightened of going out in public because she thinks people stare at her. What can I do to help her get over this fear?
No shaking of hands.

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2017 1:08 PM EST

in response to: Would you shake Bill's hand?
she sat opposite me and opened her legs to flash her panties (pink with white poker-dots and a white frilly trim). She wanted a dicking. She didn't complain when I touched her legs, so I gradually slid my hand up her dress. She giggled when I reached her prepubescent vag. I asked her stroke my сock while I played with her and she didn't resist. Suddenly she went from happy to delirious her eyes rolled back she shivered and orgasmed. I came immediately.

UNITED STATES / MAY 30, 2017 9:45 AM EST

in response to: I saw a sexy 9 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...
If she can't bathe, can she handle the stench in another way? A simple wet soapy sponge may do the job. All else fails, throw a pool party with "bubbles in it. You could also serve pungent food to disguise it.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 7:28 PM EST

in response to: A good friend of the family has horrendous body odor due to not bathing (she does not bathe for a couple of reasons) and whenever she is around her stench permeates the area. We normally meet at her place of residence or in a public place but I really want to have my son's first birthday in my own home for a variety of reasons. There will be many people here for his party and I can't not invite her but I do not want everyone's strongest memory to be that of her offensive odor.
My hand is sore from texting an imbecile yesterday.

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2017 4:38 PM EST

in response to: Mkay, it's ... things have to be different, I quess..? 😒
I ordered the pens from Amazon, 533.They were 17.00 for a pack of 50, not 25.they're coming from the U.K., should be arriving sometime next week.. and I ordered some girly things from from Victoria secret, an $8.00 black tote bag from Amazon, and Pia's bday present from HSN.. can't wait till they arrive!! Last November, my dad (who had then gone to Italy) sends me a hand bound leather journal w my name embossed... some asspipe stole it! I never got it..

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 6:08 PM EST

in response to: Anywhoo... where is my fûcking mailman!??? Ugh, I can't! 😝🖕🏼
Maybe I'll marry here and take her off your hands. What's her bra size and can you send me some pics.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 5:19 PM EST

in response to: I'm trying to get my parents to disown my sister. She's morbidly obese, unemployed, and lazy as hell. She has had two mixed breed children that child services has placed in foster care and she is currently dating some uneducated, unemployed black guy. Do you think I'm over reacting?
I want to hit you up with a pick handle.

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 10:22 AM EST

in response to: Girls that want to give a guy a makeover hit me up
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