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UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2015 9:29 PM EST

in response to: Is Harrison Forrd dead?
my dick in my hand

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2015 6:16 PM EST

in response to: You can hold it in your hand.
You're a minor, and you probably should not have gotten involved in this situation in the first place. This guy could be trying to exploit you, ESPECIALLY if you ever tried meeting in person. I don't want to sound mean, but this is a dangerous situation if handled the wrong way, even if he does have good intentions... I'd ask your parents' advice about it, because even if you get in trouble it's better than not knowing if you're safe.

UNITED STATES / MAR 2, 2015 9:06 PM EST

in response to: I started talking to this guy that I met online and I recently found d out that he's 20 years old which is 5 years older than I am. We're really good friends, but my parents don't want me talking to boys and they have no idea about our friendship. I'm having a hard time time trying to figure out what to do about this situation.
I wonder how many people are actually raising their hands.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 4:10 PM EST

in response to: Ok....ok....ok....anyone with an IQ high than 65 please raise your hand.
I have two hands.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 3:39 PM EST

in response to: Ok....ok....ok....anyone with an IQ high than 65 please raise your hand.
Fun fact: people with an IQ lower than 65 are always eager to raise their hands. Put your hands in the air like you just don't care!

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 2:47 PM EST

in response to: Ok....ok....ok....anyone with an IQ high than 65 please raise your hand.
U K will take care of their problems and we will handle ours. U K is far more civilized than you will ever be.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 11:16 AM EST

in response to: There are more illegal immigration protests happening in the UK after some Arabs tried to rob a store. Looks like history is repeating itself. You White Illegals came over and stole native land, and you Limey Eurotrash are only getting what you deserve. So quit your bitching and take the punishment like a good society. You deserve this.
I just had a small handful... ;) I still have a bag of M&M's I bought a couple nights ago... I'm learning not to eat everything in one go! I must learn that the food's not going anywhere, and i don't need to scarf down so much in one sitting! Yup. :)

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2015 7:17 PM EST

in response to: I don't wanna talk about me being nice or mean... You wouldn't know nice if it walked up to you, and slobbered you with kisses! Anyway, my question is... Ya know Ruffles? Like Ruffles Have Ridges? Like the potato chips? Why are they sooo good!? Theyre like perfectly cut, round, thick, potato chips... Not like Lays, where it's a thin, greasy, almost wet chip! These are perfect! I'm having the cheddar and sour cream, and just noticed how good they are..
Hope you have that shoebox of receipts handy.

/ FEB 24, 2015 9:41 PM EST

in response to: I have to see the tax accountant tomorrow. Why do I feel so fuсked after I see him?
OK, sooo, I never told this story before so here goes... I went to the flicks w/ this dude who really liked me, and during the movie, you know, there really isn't room for holding the soda, candy, popcorn, whatever... So, I had this huge freaking jug of soda in between my legs to keep it stable and my hands free... Well, later during the movie, dude doesn't ask for the soda, he turns and sorta bends and drinks from the soda in between my legs! It was highly erotic ... Yerp!

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:25 PM EST

in response to: What should I do if the guy I am going with to the movies happens to put his arm around me? Look at him happy? Rest my head on his shoulder? We are going to see a cartoon and his friend is coming, so the chances are unlikely but I just wanna check. :)
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 11:34 AM EST

in response to: Were you ever considered a special snowflake?
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 10:59 AM EST

in response to: The word Jurassic is named after a mountain in France. Why do the French have such a great way with words?
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. ITALY/Feb 23, 2015 03:25 AM
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You can't fućk a rock. ITALY/Feb 23, 2015 03:28 AM
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: What's the difference between a copycúnt and a dweeb?
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... I already told her twice.. ITALY/Feb 23, 2015 03:31 AM
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: Will you ever have a girlfriend that will stay longer with you than two minutes?
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: What does a tampon and Soh have in common? They're both stuck up cunts. ITALY/Feb 23, 2015 03:36 AM
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: Did you know that copycúnts don't have an imagination of their own?
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: What's the most positive thing about black people? HIV ITALY/Feb 23, 2015 03:36 AM
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