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*hand shoots up* ME!!!! ooh!!! pick me!!!

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2015 3:54 AM EST

in response to: has anyone heard the song will you by there by skillet ?
I don't think you can handle this. My body is so boodylicious.

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2015 2:40 AM EST

in response to: can u handle this?
Hey you know what else is funny? Getting kicked in the balls. Shame how women only get to watch and inflict that joke not experience it first hand. Inequality is just the best!

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 10:45 AM EST

in response to: Wanna hear a joke?
The sex life on my hand is none of your business.

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2015 11:19 AM EST

in response to: your hand doesn't count
your hand doesn't count

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2015 9:45 AM EST

in response to: seriously, stop with the creepy posts you f˙cking loser
Bring it on, I can handle you easily.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2015 12:16 PM EST

in response to: You can dish it out. But how much can you take?
Probably.. LOL wash your hands?

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2015 1:28 PM EST

in response to: Is it a problem if I fapfapfap to sexy ladies before I head out to my fast food job?
mingling hands and mingling glances...

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2015 11:00 PM EST

in response to: What's the best way to get off (I am a lesbian)
There's a monster living under my bed whispering in my ear "you're dead". There's an angel, with a hand on my head she say's "I'm going to die". There's a darkness living deep in my soul I've lost my purpose to live.

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2015 3:13 PM EST

in response to: Are you very creative in making up stories?
Your mother is probably stressed from all this, but she needs to realize the dire consequences of handling a situation when emotionally overwhelmed. She needs to cool down before confrontation

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2015 10:33 AM EST

in response to: Is this not bs? My mother yelled at my little sister like she had done something disrespectful and called her dumb when she found out she was cutting her wrist. Oh yeah, that helps. Then when her boyfriend's dad relayed to my mom that she felt uncomfortable when Mom's boyfriend jokingly smacked her butt, she screeched at her, "You think he would want YOU?" No, Mom, all she said was she hated it when he did that. Not he fault if it makes her uncomfortable.
No hands were raised.

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2015 9:11 PM EST

in response to: Raise your hand if you *still* think Zidane is hot.
Yes and no. Change is heavy and is hard to handle sometimes.

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2015 9:32 PM EST

in response to: Can you handle change?
YOU IS HANDSOME

UNITED STATES / MAR 27, 2015 9:10 PM EST

in response to: ANSWER 'YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL' IF YOU ARE AGAINST BULLYING
I'd like a dark blue background, aaaand blue river stones on the bottom... :) A blue top light, I'll snag a handful of the oranda and panda goldfish of all different colors and shapes. Aaaaand, I really think the albino lil frogs will look almost a bright neon against the deep, deep, blue of the aquarium. :)

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2015 9:51 PM EST

in response to: Made room for the future water pups. Had to pull the 2nd desk in the center of the room, and move this clothing rack thing to the foot of the bed, near the window. I'm having them centered in the middle of the far wall, straight across from my bed. I want the fish tank/aquarium to be a focal point your eyes fall on when you enter the room! Already been to Petco in Union Square and have my eye on this lovely 29 gallon tank and stand. Now do I want a cherry wood finish or a black finish!?
There are very few that I do hate. Among those: Animal and child abusers. The majority I tolerate and a handful I love.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2015 4:11 PM EST

in response to: Nothing but hate in your head. Lowering your vibrations, allowing entities to possess and control you. A subtle energy change. Eventually you are self-defeating. After a long period of time your aura is sick and your DNA density increases leading to limited coding of the light signal and you devolve into a retarded miserable demon.
It depends on how they handle order of operations. But 1x1x1x1... etc is always 1. 1 is exactly 1 more life than I have. I 1der why I was ever born. Okay, that was a bit of a stretch. But if I do the math, I'll realize I'm statistically unlikely to ever be happy or content. I'm going to die alone, sad, and unfulfilled. Why is life so meaningless and tragic?

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2015 10:53 PM EST

in response to: Tomorrow is the 22nd. There are 7 days in a week. 22 divided by 7 is approximately equal to π, but not quite. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 10 right now. I'm pretty 1337. 10π% of 1337 is 420. The difference between 1337 and 420 is 917. 917 is the sum of five consecutive primes (173 + 179 + 181 + 191 + 193). 5 is the first digit in 58008, which looks like "BOOBS" on a calculator. I'm so mature. 58008 divided by 69 is approximately 840.
it means a girlfriend, sorry for using shorthand

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2015 10:25 PM EST

in response to: i got reall close to this guy and after 3 months i found out he has a gf. cant get over him. help?
I hope you can handle the truth.

UNITED STATES / MAR 9, 2015 8:56 PM EST

in response to: Can someone explain to me why my older brother is an asshole?
hand job

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2015 9:29 PM EST

in response to: Is Harrison Forrd dead?
my dick in my hand

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2015 6:16 PM EST

in response to: You can hold it in your hand.
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