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putin has bigger hands so bigger moobs

NETHERLANDS / JAN 17, 2017 6:35 PM EST

in response to: How come the Russians have Trump by his balls?
If they cannot handle you for being your own self, then they were never meant for you.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 1:00 AM EST

in response to: I don't get what I do wrong when it comes to relationships or guys. I'm straight forward, I say what I want to save time, and I still get ignored? Even with the dotting and spoiling I'm willing to do. I'm sure it's my face, or the way I dress, but I don't see why.
I get excited when I slide my hand in my jeans.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 5:29 PM EST

in response to: When I wake in the morning lite I put on my jeans and I feel alright
a handy.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 9:04 PM EST

in response to: when did you last get what you wanted and what was it?
[thoughtfully written response worded or expressed in the hopes to clarify the subject matter at hand]

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 6:41 PM EST

in response to: [sentence worded or expressed so as to elicit information]
Exceptionally obviously an ABSOLUTELY loud enough to reverberate! to your interrogative sentence. The previously mentioned male human being is in a state of mind that prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction. That is some frightening material, the idea or opinion produced by thinking of a person exhibiting extreme symptoms of wild behavior of that nature as a person who leads or commands a group panhandlers acceptance that a statement is true......

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 9:21 AM EST

in response to: http://www.sublimedirectory.com/stimes/rave.wmv is this guy insane?
not going to select that individual article or unit in a graphical user interface by pressing a button on a small handheld device that is dragged across a flat surface to move the cursor on a computer screen

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2017 1:55 PM EST

in response to: szt5ey674t5 http://www.shopafricanmango.com buy african mango
Insert an instrument composed of a blade fixed into a handle into the cavity in the skull that encloses an eyeball with its surrounding muscles on the side of your human body that is to the west when you are facing north. That will protect your unintelligent buttocks from feeling weary because you are unoccupied.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2017 1:04 PM EST

in response to: Willy, wallie, wally, wallie woooooooooooo! 😝 Am bored! 😩
Raise your right hand and say...UGH!

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2017 10:46 AM EST

in response to: please somebody tell me how to start a conversation with a stranger indian girl who lives in front of my house . she gets out of her house almost daily around 6pm for park. i cannot go to park for some reason but i can whistle on her and hide only SO WHAT SHOULD I DO START THE CONVERSATION WITH HER. please answer my question nicely and think yourself in place of mine before typing the answer
Stick your hand down your pants and find out.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2017 9:24 PM EST

in response to: I dont know if im a man or a woman today. Help.
It really sounds to me like you can handle it.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2017 7:44 PM EST

in response to: I know it might be hard for you to believe, but some of us actually have real problems. If you're just going to call everyone fake and bring people down, go to hell.
Oh I can handle it, I'm just trying to prove my point that some of these adults on JC aren't right in the head.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2017 7:40 PM EST

in response to: I know it might be hard for you to believe, but some of us actually have real problems. If you're just going to call everyone fake and bring people down, go to hell.
If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2017 7:39 PM EST

in response to: I know it might be hard for you to believe, but some of us actually have real problems. If you're just going to call everyone fake and bring people down, go to hell.
That's when this guy will jerk off while watching orange ShΓ­tler put his little hand on a book he's never read and lie about defending the Constitution he doesn't understand.

CANADA / JAN 10, 2017 1:06 PM EST

in response to: January 20th πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ‘Œ πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’― πŸ˜‚ πŸ’―πŸ‘ŒπŸ’― πŸ’―πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ’― πŸ’―πŸ’― πŸ‘ŒπŸ’―πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― πŸ˜‚
Sign me up, I'm 4.5" flaccid so you will need a large clamp unless you perform freehand.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2017 9:20 AM EST

in response to: I'll give you a circumcision for only ten shekels and I'll throw in a free Yarmulke. And don't worry about getting herpes from sucking your willy to get the circulation going again, I use a Dyson Super Cyclone vacuum cleaner. lol
my dad just handed me a fΓΉckin condom. so, i gave him the bird XD

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2017 1:47 AM EST

in response to: I have a best friend me and her and both attracted to eachother (I'm a girl) but she just broke up with her gf, which my friend mistook her feelings for as more than just friends, and I really wanna ask her out before its too late what should I do (my friend doesn't wanna be in a relationship rn)
I just got handed a jehovahs witness magazine at the bus stop on how to discipline a 5 y.o. girl . Wheres pedophile? I belief ou want this magazine!

UNITED STATES / JAN 5, 2017 4:01 PM EST

in response to: Let's have a serious discussion about child p0rn shall we? I mean if a man had a thing for redheads and he married a blonde, does he deserve to go to jail? of course not! seriously paedophilia is such a misunderstood term.
I'm wondering how I'm going to prepare it this time.1 whole med sized chicken, cut into pieces, onion, garlic, bay πŸƒ's water to cover and let simmer till cooked. SautΓ©ed onion, garlic, minced red bell pepper in a little evoo. Add flour and stir till cooked through & there isn't a raw flour taste. then add the chicken broth, corn, and cook 20 minutes. By that time, the πŸ₯ will have cooled enough to handle. I'll shred and add to pot, a lil heavy cream to finish. Maybe cheddar too...

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2017 10:57 PM EST

in response to: Should I make chicken corn chowder??
I bet you get to park in the mentally handicapped parking space at Walmart.

UNITED STATES / JAN 1, 2017 1:18 PM EST

in response to: If God made us including the part he made us have sexual desires then I don't think having sex with sexy 5 year old girls is a sin? What do you think?
I have Russian hands, and Roman fingers

CANADA / DEC 30, 2016 3:43 PM EST

in response to: Is Donald Trump America's first Russian president?
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