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I'll hand wash them tonight. I'll even shower! Lol.. 😝

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2017 8:59 PM EST

in response to: You guys, to celebrate an 18 lb. ☺️ weight loss, I went to VS and snagged the prettiest panties... I wish I had a bf I could show them to.. 😞
I'd keep my phone in my own hands or pockets.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2017 5:49 PM EST

in response to: Whilst using cleavage as storage seems great at first. There comes the issue where she refuses to retrieve my phone from her bosom because she finds it embarrassing in public, I need my phone damn it. Maybe using someone else's cleavage is where I'm going wrong?
she sat opposite me and opened her legs to flash her panties (pink with white poker-dots and a white frilly trim). She wanted a dicking. She didn't complain when I touched her legs, so I gradually slid my hand up her dress. She giggled when I reached her prepubescent vag. I asked her stroke my сock while I played with her and she didn't resist. Suddenly she went from happy to delirious her eyes rolled back she shivered and orgasmed. I came immediately.

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2017 6:52 AM EST

in response to: I saw a sexy 10 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...
Just remember,guys.....The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, Rules The World.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2017 12:15 PM EST

in response to: Should women have rights?
His tiny little Hand will be too big on your teeny dick

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2017 9:38 PM EST

in response to: I need Donald's orange hand to touch my shaft
Lol, handle what? Sitting next to some one by a fire? I think I am equipped not to freak out as long as you don't try to jump me bones! Lol... 😝

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 4:08 PM EST

in response to: Am here... 😞 I dont know why I come. It's always the same .. always mean and nasty to me, always having to defend myself and become mean and nasty to you. I hate it!! Am tired of it!! 😫
I wish you could too but I don't think you could handle it.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 4:04 PM EST

in response to: Am here... 😞 I dont know why I come. It's always the same .. always mean and nasty to me, always having to defend myself and become mean and nasty to you. I hate it!! Am tired of it!! 😫
yeah sure. that's it. and look who is accusing whom of not being able to interact with people normally?? seriously?? you?? please! you cant even handle interacting with people normally here. you must be a real basket case in real life situations.

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2017 12:13 PM EST

in response to: Am here duckiesπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜„expect some attention πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜„damn it give it to me!!
How can your right hand give you oral?

UNITED STATES / FEB 11, 2017 4:14 PM EST

in response to: I'm dating a girl who is bi and she loves when I give her oral or we have sex but she says she's "not straight enough to give me oral". what
The dogs that I find on the street. There is nothing sexier than seeing them four legs show you who's boss. Dogs are great lovers, they only last a couple months in my hands but some last longer. (I am an undercover cop, no reason to say that. just wanted to show off my mad credentials)

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2017 11:09 PM EST

in response to: What makes you real wet?
A BOY was hunting for locusts. He had caught a goodly number, when he saw a Scorpion, and mistaking him for a locust, reached out his hand to take him. The Scorpion, showing his sting, said: If you had but touched me, my friend, you would have lost me, and all your locusts too!"

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2017 9:12 PM EST

in response to: A CHARCOAL-BURNER carried on his trade in his own house. One day he met a friend, a Fuller, and entreated him to come and live with him, saying that they should be far better neighbors and that their housekeeping expenses would be lessened. The Fuller replied, β€œThe arrangement is impossible as far as I am concerned, for whatever I should whiten, you would immediately blacken again with your charcoal.”
You really need to stop stalking my girlfriend and telling people you held hands with her. She does not want anything to do with you, you are not her best friend and the only thing she dropped a hint about was your bo. Take a shower. Bye Felicia!

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2017 2:43 AM EST

in response to: i think have a crush on my best friend. she confessed to me on a walk that if someone asked if i was her girlfriend, she wouldn't say no; and we held hands as we walked back to my house. she's amazing; but i don't know if us holding hands was just a bestfriend thing. she's dropped hints but i want to be sure she likes me for sure. any advice?
If it was any bigger you couldn't handle it.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2017 11:47 AM EST

in response to: My partner and I are arguing due to the lack of sex in our relationship. Now fellas understand women wanna f**k as much as any guy - we truly do. The issue is he has been so nasty and snappy, rude comments, belittling me in front of friends and he says its because hes sexually frustrated. But I cant bring myself to f**k him because he is so damn awful to be around? So if he was nicer he would get the 'nunny'... but its a vicious circle...help!
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UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2017 11:44 AM EST

in response to: Are statements just (cereal) fillers for this site?
For someone to have the level of intelligence as you do, in all the years of frequenting this place the best insult you can give is CUNTS. Whereas I on the other hand have come up with the following: Dickweed, Asshole, Douchbag, ass wipe, as well as several others.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2017 9:39 AM EST

in response to: NlGGER CUNTS ARE RUINING AMERICA
All that I get my hands on.

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2017 10:07 PM EST

in response to: How much olanzapine do you take in one day?
I am not an artist but I have seen painter use a long wooden rod to rest their hand on while they paint to not smear their painting. I think it would be something you'd have to get used to doing.

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2017 6:06 PM EST

in response to: I bought a sketchpad with fine toothed paper and the pencil I use is HB. The problem I have is that when I sketch something dark the pencil smears all over the place and gets the page next to it dirty and I hate having to erase it all the time. Is there any recommendations on how to fix this or what pencil I should get?
O have yet to meet a stranger that I couldn't strike up a conversion with. You on the other hand I will make an exception. 😸

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2017 9:26 PM EST

in response to: If I'm a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you, it's either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you. Or I really hate you and don't care if you know it. Good luck figuring out which one. 😼
I would too except I don't want to get my hand shltty before I get my hand shltty.

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2017 4:15 PM EST

in response to: πŸ•‹β˜ͺ️I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE ISLAMIC STATE OF IRAQ AND SYRIA AND TO THE CALIPHATE FOR WHICH IT STANDS ONE WORLD RULED UNDER THE HOLY QURAN ALLAH WILLING πŸ•‹β˜ͺ️
Lick your hand after you wipe

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2017 8:58 AM EST

in response to: How do I wipe my butt without getting poop on my hand
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