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My hands and some Astro-Glide usually.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2014 9:20 PM EST

in response to: Oh! *burps*... how are you doing? What are you doing?
All brides are beautiful but on the otherhand, all wives are not.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2014 6:17 PM EST

in response to: Are fat brides considered just a beautiful as thin ones.
Seriously, who would want to drink the water from that tower after the girls had bathed in it? On the other hand ..... the thought of 3 hot chicks bathing together .....

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2014 4:54 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever watched Petticoat Junction?
yeah he has a temper. probably got outta hand

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2014 6:56 PM EST

in response to: Tony Stewart did it on purpose. Discuss
Moy Moy were here regularly help you with your hands free loaders and Game

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2014 10:26 PM EST

in response to: ...etc
Never liked her but I don't wish death for anyone although if she recovers I would hope she wouldn't be handicapped.

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2014 8:05 PM EST

in response to: Joan Rivers has been put on life support, TMZ reports. According to sources, the comedian's family maintains faith in Rivers' ability to bounce back even if they decide to turn off the machines. They still have a few days to make a decision whether or not they will take Rivers off life support.
not here. here no-one is safe from the police. they seem to be a privileged race unto themselves. enforcing the laws of our government, however they please. it's such a pity when people hand over their consciences like that. non-whites do have it worse, it's true.

SOUTH AFRICA / AUG 30, 2014 6:53 AM EST

in response to: Because of white privilege, you’ll never have to worry about becoming the victim of law enforcement officers.
Tuco is handsome compared to you.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2014 8:49 PM EST

in response to: HaPpY BiRtHdAy, ducky!! I hope you have a nice day, and I know youre traveling... Hopefully you see this in a day or two... :) *huGs*
My neighbor leaves about 5:30 a.m. (earlier when it is very hot) and gets home about 2:30 p.m. and he works as a farm hand.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2014 1:36 PM EST

in response to: Wow 4:30 am and my neighbor is off to work already (he works in a mine)
I'm left handed and wipe my butt with my right hand.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 8:29 PM EST

in response to: Where did the greeting of a handshake originate from?
People wiped their butt with their bare left hand. That's why we shake the right hand.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 8:01 PM EST

in response to: Where did the greeting of a handshake originate from?
I barely make ends meet but I think that no one should get welfare that is capable of working. If you have kids, then get a sitter. Blind people and severely handicapped people often work so there is no excuse for anyone not working.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 7:40 PM EST

in response to: 109,631,000 on Welfare. Wow- this really is change I can believe in.
I don't know where or when but it seemed to be to show you didn't have a weapon in your hand.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 5:49 PM EST

in response to: Where did the greeting of a handshake originate from?
So why don't you quit fuсking your hand and start fuсking your wife?

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 8:18 PM EST

in response to: Is it normal for a 60 year old guy to have sex every day?
What does that have to do with anything? I have a wife too. Sex with your hand doesn't count.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 8:11 PM EST

in response to: Is it normal for a 60 year old guy to have sex every day?
Sex with your hand doesn't count, 7:14.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 7:22 PM EST

in response to: Is it normal for a 60 year old guy to have sex every day?
So why not put your head in his lap. when he's getting worked up take matters in to your own hands...or mouth and see where it leads?

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:44 PM EST

in response to: My husband has been watching adult videos 10+ hours a week but WE haven't had sex in 6 months. What should I do?
Mouh? What's that? No. Karma is bollocks. Why wait centuries for karma to work? It's nonsense. The only karma is the Justice Field. Get this idiot: if you raise your hand to someone, it strikes you in the face. Instant Karma, in seconds, not centuries. Much better than you're silly karma. You'd better get on the phone to god to sort it out.

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 18, 2014 5:38 PM EST

in response to: So, if you're spewing your hate to white man, maybe you were always this way, re-incarnating in the same state, between races. How would you know who you've been you moaning slob?
Your lies are sewering this website. Go ahead. Accuse others of what you do yourself. Bill Gates, and the WHO and Dr.Margaret Chan are rubbing their hands and looking at the Roche shares right now. WHO and Bill Gates. Made in America.

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 18, 2014 5:12 PM EST

in response to: In thirteen months the ebola=e-bola=e-bollocks?(internet lie spreads like a plague through the internet?) will have wiped out the entire human race unless the human collective immune system of the species kicks in like it always does. Every month the deaths increase at a rate where the increase=mathematical constant x1.8635 (my computation). Original data could be in error? Discuss.
Why don't you go to an ebola-infested area and make sure you get infected? I'm looking forward to getting first-hand information about the disease's progress from you.

NETHERLANDS / AUG 18, 2014 4:14 PM EST

in response to: In thirteen months the ebola=e-bola=e-bollocks?(internet lie spreads like a plague through the internet?) will have wiped out the entire human race unless the human collective immune system of the species kicks in like it always does. Every month the deaths increase at a rate where the increase=mathematical constant x1.8635 (my computation). Original data could be in error? Discuss.
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