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I love all those on gp telling her how beautiful she is. She begs for that. They would tell anyone that they are beautiful that posts a photo. Italy is "handsom", Neth is "beautiful and all the artwork is magnificent. The only ones they don't like are conservatives.

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2017 9:08 PM EST

in response to: Still mad at me, huh?? πŸ˜–
You can't handle the truth!

CANADA / APR 23, 2017 12:16 PM EST

in response to: Posted something on GP and no one even noticed... πŸ˜–
Try doing the paper work with a broken right hand.

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2017 9:39 AM EST

in response to: I hate when you think your Das POOP time is over an you complete the paper work only to have a round 2. Don't you?
Then she took Rebecca's other hand and placed it on my сock. Rebecca was giggling away and loving every minute. I gently slipped the tip of my сock into Rebecca's tiny little anus. My girlfriend's hands were still in panties and she was close to orgasm. Rebecca let out a little squeal and me and my girlfriend both came at the same time

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2017 10:58 AM EST

in response to: Me and my girlfriend have a loving sexual relationship. However, I never forget that she's a 9 year old girl and has to enjoy her childhood. I always make sure that she has plenty of friends her own age to play with. Last Friday she brought her new friend, Rebecca, home for tea. She was wearing a light blue dress and silver glittery flip flops. Rebecca sat with her legs apart and flashed me her bright pink panties to show me that she wanted a dicking....
you tease!! please reconsider!!!! whats the harm?? its only a handjob... and OMG you talking like you do in the posts?? who would get a raging hard on to that?????????????????????

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 10:26 PM EST

in response to: Ain't got no sperm, ya moo!
I would love you to give me a hand job while talk to me like the posts you make. that would be soooooooooooooo hot

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 10:24 PM EST

in response to: Ain't got no sperm, ya moo!
With my hands, as usual

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 10:11 PM EST

in response to: How're you feeling? ☺️
With my hands, as usual

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 10:11 PM EST

in response to: How're you feeling? ☺️
I have given many a hand job, thank you.. πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ˜

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 10:09 PM EST

in response to: Ain't got no sperm, ya moo!
Well I didn't think it would be yours you silly minx! But I figured some one as sexually exciting as you are has had sperm on her monitor before. I mean seriously! You must have given your boy friend a hand job while watching p0rn.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 9:35 PM EST

in response to: Ain't got no sperm, ya moo!
Sigh, you stupid ass boys (men? lol) know nothing. It is totally typical annnd normal for a woman to have this problem. Might I add, it's typically the less dominant hand that the boob is slightly larger. If you are right handed, the left boob is a tiny bit larger than the right, and it makes perfect sense, because she uses her right hand/side more... πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ˜

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 12:50 PM EST

in response to: Do you have lopsided boobs? If so get the fixed because that's just gross.
They couldn't handle the truth.

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2017 10:25 PM EST

in response to: Why Did The Vatican Remove 14 Books From The Bible in 1684?
*holds out my hand* hop on

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2017 1:30 AM EST

in response to: I jack it for the pigeons at the local park
It's a lot better than the sex you have with your hand.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 12:46 PM EST

in response to: So, what is sex like with you morbidly obese, cream fed, Jewess?
Put your hands on a hot stove and you won't feel the wrist slitting.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 11:26 PM EST

in response to: where do I find painkillers strong enough for slitting my wrists without it hurting
Is she a big girl....because big girls are easy. Just slide your hand between her big fat butt cheeks and rub her clit until she moans and shakes like a bowl of Jello.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 1:39 PM EST

in response to: Me and my girlfriend are going to the beach. I want to give her pleasure on th beach but not have sex, any tips?
I ate six handfuls of shredded cheese from the fridge today

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 4:28 AM EST

in response to: You eat, you're happy?
You can question your faith without losing it. In fact, I'd say it's desperately important to ask questions and seek out a better understanding. In that case, if she doesn't accept you, she's behaving badly. On the other hand, if you have lost your faith, you can certainly be upset, but it is reasonable that she might not want to continue a relationship.

CANADA / APR 9, 2017 2:21 AM EST

in response to: My wife is a Christian and she said that if I am questioning my faith and don't believe in god anymore, she can't love me anymore. Should I be upset or should I accept as is?
Dude, you're dodging the question at hand. Tell me, in detail, how in the boinkity boink did I ever put you down (this has to be a personal put down, not a general one) and talk about this new way of arguing I have developed. Because I think you're full of it.

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 7:44 PM EST

in response to: I'll sleep well tonite, I will. 😊
I have something in my hand, It's long and hard and it has a head on it. What do you think it is?

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 4:41 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, what ha doin?? ☺️
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