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You have two hands.

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2014 8:36 PM EST

in response to: I'm changing makeup bags... I love them both, but can't carry 2 makeup bags...
I'm already fighting the devil each night... I have enough on my hands. Boinker... Speaking of the devil...

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 10:05 PM EST

in response to: I call on Satan to take authority over Soh's spirit.
Yes but the list would be so long that my hands would cramp from typing.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 2:18 PM EST

in response to: Any regrets to share?
Always remember to wash your hands so you don't catch no disease.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 3:25 PM EST

in response to: My bf had to borrow my car and now I'm stuck at home for the next 5 hours. What to do?
Was it the JOKE OF THE WEEK A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10. He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter. “Can I help you?” she asks with a knowing smile. “I was wondering,” whispers the man. “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” “Yes,” she purrs. “I am.” “Well, wash your hands,” he says. “I want a cheeseburger.”

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 4:58 PM EST

in response to: So, I went on the little store this morning. Two customers were in front of me. The cashier starts telling them a some lame jokes. It went like this: Blah, blah. Ha-ha. Yada-yada. Snicker, snort, ha,ha. Meanwhile a line forming behind me and in a hurry to leave, while they were taking their time. Why is that morning people are so damn cheerful?
My hands are quicker then you eyes.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 3:02 PM EST

in response to: Are you good with your hands?
A 2000 year old carpenter guides my hands.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2014 11:10 AM EST

in response to: You have no power here.
Jobby balls slide down your trousers onto the street. You go to pick them up with your hands and eat them.

/ JUL 20, 2014 7:15 PM EST

in response to: Sheesh!! How DARE you!!
TSO hands down.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 1:26 AM EST

in response to: Would you rather listen to Trans Siberian Orchestra, or Opera?
The container of my stuff is all mine since I built it with my own two hands.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 7:19 PM EST

in response to: How much of your stuff that is around you, that is of your own creation?
I had a choice burrito from a food truck that was hands down the best ever.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 5:22 PM EST

in response to: What sandwich have you eaten that was THE BEST sandwich you have ever eaten?
USA hands down; more to do and see than any other free country on the planet. Plus the woman are amazing. All different shapes, sizes and races and the majority are freaking beautiful.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 2:27 PM EST

in response to: What is better: USA, UK, or Australia
Are you sexy? If yes, then they will accept you hands down. Never underestimate the power of the sexiness...

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2014 2:56 AM EST

in response to: do you think it would harm my future chances of a career if I'd post a photo of my hairy butthole on the internet?
If you will also be broadcasting over the internet, please be sure to let us know! You have your hands full for sure, friend. Good luck with everything.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2014 11:19 AM EST

in response to: Pretty sure I'm gonna buy a piano/keyboard today. Any of you play a musical instrument?
My husband is like an older, dorkier version of Clint Mauro. Tall, dark, and handsome, but his ears stick out a little too far and his teeth aren't perfect. He's still a supermodel to me though.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2014 5:21 PM EST

in response to: Is your wife or girlfriend classically beautiful like Catherine Zeta Jones or just averagely pretty like Jenifer Aniston or is she just butt ugly like Mamma June of Honey Boo-Boo?
My dad was handsome and so I look like mom.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2014 12:18 PM EST

in response to: Do you look like your mom or your dad?
Do reality checks throughout the day. Look at your hands or check the time. Eventually in your dream you will do this and it will be a trigger to realize you're dreaming. If your hands look weird or if the time changes when you look then look back you should realize you're dreaming. That's how people lucid dream.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 9:50 AM EST

in response to: How can I make my dreams more interesting
DOG HANDSDOWN

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 4:56 PM EST

in response to: Which would you prefer to have as a pet: a tank full of fish, a bird, a cat, a snake, rabbit, gerbil, hamster, or a dog?
Saw where a guy in California lost both of his hands setting off fireworks and a couple of other guys working together blew off several fingers of their hands.

UNITED STATES / JUL 6, 2014 11:21 PM EST

in response to: Are they still letting off fireworks?
The Twilight Zone:To Serve Man. 1962. In this episode, The Human Race looks forward to a banquet, but misinterprets the message. A bit like religion really. Man hands over his power to the aliens/angels and then they come to rule. Man finds that HE HIMSELF is the banquet on the table TO BE SERVED. The leader of the aliens asks his wife, C. When YOUR FUTURE LEADER HILLARY CLINTON asks, "How long before the food is done on the grill?", heed the warnings.

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2014 2:59 PM EST

in response to: How long before the food is done on the grill?
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