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The simple things. Walking through a forrest, holding hands with someone, smell of pine, the sounds of a wave crashing.

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2016 10:03 PM EST

in response to: What things in life do you find enjoyable?
I'll bet the palms of yer hands are rough? 😝

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2016 8:48 PM EST

in response to: Tips for all males who màsturbàte: it feels so much better with a glove. You can either use a latex glove or a smooth regular glove.
I just washed them... my hands are clean in every sense of the word... boinkers.

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2016 5:06 PM EST

in response to: t least my hands are clean...
They use their hands to wipe their butts

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2016 3:22 PM EST

in response to: I'll go to the Indian specialty shop after this and snag some stuff... ☺️
That depends. I measured different parts of mens hands (most of them strangers) for "making men's mittens". It was half getting enough measurements to find what the average male hand size was (to actually make mittens) and to see what the large and small ends of my datta where. But then the other half was a social experiment to make myself more comfortable approaching men.

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2016 1:03 AM EST

in response to: Are "social experiments" just an excuse to go around being a dick to everyone around you?
She would if she could, she will hire a hit man though because she doesn't want to get her hands dirty. Throw someone else under the bus like she always does.

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2016 8:09 PM EST

in response to: How long before Killary Killinton goes all Vince Foster on Donald Trump?
They go good with his small hands.

UNITED STATES / NOV 8, 2016 1:53 AM EST

in response to: TRUMP GREW A MASSIVE PAIR OF BALLS: DISCUSS?
Yes I have. In school my friends touch me, hug me, put their hands on my thighs, and it makes me uncomfortable. I ask them to stop and they don't. But I don't like telling on them.

UNITED STATES / NOV 7, 2016 11:00 AM EST

in response to: Have you experienced casual sexual harassment? If so tell me the story
*Claps hands and sways from side to side* ♫ Going Cunto down in Cuntapulco, if you stay too long. Yes, you'll be going Cunto down in Cuntapulco, the Cunters down there are so Cuuuuuunt! ♫

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2016 2:14 AM EST

in response to: *Claps hands and sways from side to side* ♫ Going çunto down in Çuntapulco, if you stay too long. Yes, you'll be going çunto down in Çuntapulco, the çunters down there are so çuuuuunt! ♫
donald trumps small hands

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2016 11:04 PM EST

in response to: What does your pussy taste like?
She would grab anything just to get her hands on a man. She is desperate.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2016 11:41 PM EST

in response to: Does soh grab men by the cock?
What I like to do to make myself feel better about me is to help others in need. it doesn't have to be life changing, even the small things make me feel good about me. Hold the door for someone who has their hands full. Pay it forward (if you can) in the line at Starbucks. Send a friend a "You're awesome!" card. It puts sunshine in their day and you get to feel good about yourself.

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2016 4:55 PM EST

in response to: I have really low self esteem and I don't know how to fix it. I've tried affirmations and they just feel silly and fake. I THINK I'm a decent person who deserves love and respect, but I feel like I might just be kidding myself. I actually feel bad for the people who do treat me well, because I feel like maybe they're misplacing their kindness on someone who doesn't deserve it. I don't know what to do.
Am I exploiting hands by discussing jerking off?

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2016 3:37 PM EST

in response to: Did you get any last night?
Bjorn is a tall handsome Swede.

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2016 7:04 PM EST

in response to: Do you prefer the name Bjorn or Emrys ? What type of person do you imagine to own these names ?
She hands out money (in return for votes) to those that don't like to work.

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2016 2:21 PM EST

in response to: When are they going to get those fücking retärds out of here?” The infamous words of Hillary Merkel – also known as Arkansas’ “Mother of the Year” in 1984 – when Hillary grew frustrated that handicapped children weren’t collecting their Easter eggs quickly enough on the lawn of the Arkansas governor’s mansion. Why do people still support her after this?
Switching hands doesn't do it for me.

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2016 6:11 PM EST

in response to: I've been with the same women for thirty years and I would like something different should I have an affair or just switch hands?
Yeah, stick both of your hands in a blender right now.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2016 7:44 AM EST

in response to: My boyfriend finishes very quickly every time we do it, and as soon as he's 'finished' he immediately starts doing something else, whether I've "finished" or not. Even if I just ask him to help me "finish"-- he says he's going to... but really takes his time or sometimes even just falls asleep. Is that normal? Or fair?
Noooooooooo. Stop it right now. You haven't been posting this cancerous garbage for a while now so don't start now. Get a real hobby or something. Ask a real question. Everybody knows that this shlt you spew is fake and only comes from one person. Stick both of your hands in a blender right now.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2016 11:13 PM EST

in response to: My boyfriend finishes very quickly every time we do it, and as soon as he's 'finished' he immediately starts doing something else, whether I've "finished" or not. Even if I just ask him to help me "finish"-- he says he's going to... but really takes his time or sometimes even just falls asleep. Is that normal? Or fair?
Cut off your hands so you can't type anymore.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2016 2:18 PM EST

in response to: theres all these people on here tryin to get theys dates on, all i got is a watermelo'n
I don't think a drug store may resell meds some stranger off the street hands over... Where's yer noggin?!

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2016 8:18 PM EST

in response to: If you shouldn't flush unused prescribed meds down the toilet, what should you do w them?
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