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I'm going to dress up as a surgeon. I'm going to perform operations on them. Sew little cocks and little clitorises into their little hands. So when I'm holding hands with them, I'm actually abusing the little cunts

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2015 8:33 AM EST

in response to: Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital - the biggest children's hospital in the world.
I will give you a foot massage but i wont use my hands..

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2015 7:20 PM EST

in response to: I want a foot massage because my feet are very sore because I walk too much and now I am in pain
Dunno, but I'm on my hands and knees trying to find them on the carpet right now.

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2015 7:04 PM EST

in response to: When did you lose your marbles?
Yes. Killing involves hurting another person. Everyone will die eventually, and it's nice to do it without blood on my hands. And anyone with a heart will find it difficult to live knowing that you once killed someone.

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2015 8:09 PM EST

in response to: better to die than to kill?
Probably.. LOL wash your hands?

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2015 1:28 PM EST

in response to: Is it a problem if I fapfapfap to sexy ladies before I head out to my fast food job?
mingling hands and mingling glances...

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2015 11:00 PM EST

in response to: What's the best way to get off (I am a lesbian)
No hands were raised.

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2015 9:11 PM EST

in response to: Raise your hand if you *still* think Zidane is hot.
YOU IS HANDSOME

UNITED STATES / MAR 27, 2015 9:10 PM EST

in response to: ANSWER 'YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL' IF YOU ARE AGAINST BULLYING
I wonder how many people are actually raising their hands.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 4:10 PM EST

in response to: Ok....ok....ok....anyone with an IQ high than 65 please raise your hand.
I have two hands.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 3:39 PM EST

in response to: Ok....ok....ok....anyone with an IQ high than 65 please raise your hand.
Fun fact: people with an IQ lower than 65 are always eager to raise their hands. Put your hands in the air like you just don't care!

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 2:47 PM EST

in response to: Ok....ok....ok....anyone with an IQ high than 65 please raise your hand.
OK, sooo, I never told this story before so here goes... I went to the flicks w/ this dude who really liked me, and during the movie, you know, there really isn't room for holding the soda, candy, popcorn, whatever... So, I had this huge freaking jug of soda in between my legs to keep it stable and my hands free... Well, later during the movie, dude doesn't ask for the soda, he turns and sorta bends and drinks from the soda in between my legs! It was highly erotic ... Yerp!

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:25 PM EST

in response to: What should I do if the guy I am going with to the movies happens to put his arm around me? Look at him happy? Rest my head on his shoulder? We are going to see a cartoon and his friend is coming, so the chances are unlikely but I just wanna check. :)
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 11:34 AM EST

in response to: Were you ever considered a special snowflake?
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 10:59 AM EST

in response to: The word Jurassic is named after a mountain in France. Why do the French have such a great way with words?
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. ITALY/Feb 23, 2015 03:25 AM
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You can't fućk a rock. ITALY/Feb 23, 2015 03:28 AM
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: What's the difference between a copycúnt and a dweeb?
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... I already told her twice.. ITALY/Feb 23, 2015 03:31 AM
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: Will you ever have a girlfriend that will stay longer with you than two minutes?
Still frustrated because a black guy/Jewish guy/smart guy/handsome guy once boned the cat’s shít out of your girlfriend’s cúnt, the only one you ever had in your life?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:06 AM EST

in response to: What does a tampon and Soh have in common? They're both stuck up cunts. ITALY/Feb 23, 2015 03:36 AM
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