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I'd keep my phone in my own hands or pockets.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2017 5:49 PM EST

in response to: Whilst using cleavage as storage seems great at first. There comes the issue where she refuses to retrieve my phone from her bosom because she finds it embarrassing in public, I need my phone damn it. Maybe using someone else's cleavage is where I'm going wrong?
The dogs that I find on the street. There is nothing sexier than seeing them four legs show you who's boss. Dogs are great lovers, they only last a couple months in my hands but some last longer. (I am an undercover cop, no reason to say that. just wanted to show off my mad credentials)

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2017 11:09 PM EST

in response to: What makes you real wet?
You really need to stop stalking my girlfriend and telling people you held hands with her. She does not want anything to do with you, you are not her best friend and the only thing she dropped a hint about was your bo. Take a shower. Bye Felicia!


in response to: i think have a crush on my best friend. she confessed to me on a walk that if someone asked if i was her girlfriend, she wouldn't say no; and we held hands as we walked back to my house. she's amazing; but i don't know if us holding hands was just a bestfriend thing. she's dropped hints but i want to be sure she likes me for sure. any advice?
All that I get my hands on.

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2017 10:07 PM EST

in response to: How much olanzapine do you take in one day?
I'd say get a pistol...and shot his arms...then what can he type with? Once you shot his arms...cut his hands off with a chain-saw...then...I'd run before the cops found out

/ JAN 26, 2017 11:00 PM EST

in response to: My friend keeps on editing his face on my photos (im really buff) and saying its him irl to his internet friends. How do i stop him?
What kind of foreplay would follow a handshake?

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2017 6:25 PM EST

in response to: why do people hug when they first meet? what happened to the hand shake?
putin has bigger hands so bigger moobs

NETHERLANDS / JAN 17, 2017 6:35 PM EST

in response to: How come the Russians have Trump by his balls?
I have Russian hands, and Roman fingers

CANADA / DEC 30, 2016 3:43 PM EST

in response to: Is Donald Trump America's first Russian president?
Are their hands bloody?

UNITED STATES / DEC 30, 2016 11:10 AM EST

in response to: How can I tell if I'm dating a psycho? What are some of the signs?
He's handsome, she's attractive, you're ugly. Leave yourself out of the equation and everything will be all right.

NETHERLANDS / DEC 29, 2016 1:17 PM EST

in response to: my wife has planned to meet a guy friend to have drinks when she was out with friends. he's a jock type and handsome. i found out and called her out, she gets very defensive and says i shouldn't interfere with her friendships. what should i think of all this? (my wife is very attractive)
i am crying now my hands and keyboard is wet. though my mother hates me (and says so) i know that there is someone there who does i want to run away should i? i have been making a plan slowly for some year now. i just dont want to leave my friend ellis. he is my joy. sorry for the disjointed entry

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2016 6:51 PM EST

in response to: What does having depression feel like? Describe it. Vent. Get your feelings out.
99s hands down.

UNITED STATES / DEC 12, 2016 8:30 PM EST

in response to: What, in your opinion, is the best iPhone out of these choices: 4 4s 5 5s 6 6s 7 7s
The simple things. Walking through a forrest, holding hands with someone, smell of pine, the sounds of a wave crashing.

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2016 10:03 PM EST

in response to: What things in life do you find enjoyable?
I'll bet the palms of yer hands are rough? 😝


in response to: Tips for all males who màsturbàte: it feels so much better with a glove. You can either use a latex glove or a smooth regular glove.
I just washed them... my hands are clean in every sense of the word... boinkers.

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2016 5:06 PM EST

in response to: t least my hands are clean...
They use their hands to wipe their butts

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2016 3:22 PM EST

in response to: I'll go to the Indian specialty shop after this and snag some stuff... ☺️
That depends. I measured different parts of mens hands (most of them strangers) for "making men's mittens". It was half getting enough measurements to find what the average male hand size was (to actually make mittens) and to see what the large and small ends of my datta where. But then the other half was a social experiment to make myself more comfortable approaching men.

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2016 1:03 AM EST

in response to: Are "social experiments" just an excuse to go around being a dick to everyone around you?
She would if she could, she will hire a hit man though because she doesn't want to get her hands dirty. Throw someone else under the bus like she always does.

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2016 8:09 PM EST

in response to: How long before Killary Killinton goes all Vince Foster on Donald Trump?
They go good with his small hands.


Yes I have. In school my friends touch me, hug me, put their hands on my thighs, and it makes me uncomfortable. I ask them to stop and they don't. But I don't like telling on them.

UNITED STATES / NOV 7, 2016 11:00 AM EST

in response to: Have you experienced casual sexual harassment? If so tell me the story
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