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I wash my hands before I take a shіt everytime.

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 8:46 PM EST

in response to: I don't like shaking hands. Partly cause my hands are always sweaty 😩 and, people don't always was their hands, so.. That's that.
You keep your damn hands to yourself.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 10:06 PM EST

in response to: Would we have a healthier and less traumatized society if we touched each other more often?
I shook hands with a lot of people back then.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 9:22 PM EST

in response to: Would we have a healthier and less traumatized society if we touched each other more often?
Yes. Back is the sixties having sex was like shaking hands.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 9:19 PM EST

in response to: Would we have a healthier and less traumatized society if we touched each other more often?
Yes he was an amazing president and a great guy. Mister tiny-hands-brags-about-sexual-assault-needs-to-lay-off-the-fake-tan-and-shav
e-off-the-little-bits-of-corn-silk-from-his-head is going to destroy all good that was here


UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2017 12:29 PM EST

in response to: Obama was pretty great wasn't he?
go wash your hands first.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 11:50 AM EST

in response to: Hey can I have one of those cookies?
The expensive grocery store doesn't want *your* dirty hands.

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 3:01 AM EST

in response to: I'm sorry but the thought of a muslum putting their nasty, ass-wiped hands all over my produce? No. Just - ugh. I'll go to the expensive grocery store, thanks.
My sign is vital, my hands are cold...

UNITED STATES / FEB 27, 2017 1:25 PM EST

in response to: Are we human, or are we dancer?
Because if he was handsome and slim he would be the devil in disguise.

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2017 11:34 AM EST

in response to: Why do women marry fat ugly men?
I'd keep my phone in my own hands or pockets.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2017 5:49 PM EST

in response to: Whilst using cleavage as storage seems great at first. There comes the issue where she refuses to retrieve my phone from her bosom because she finds it embarrassing in public, I need my phone damn it. Maybe using someone else's cleavage is where I'm going wrong?
The dogs that I find on the street. There is nothing sexier than seeing them four legs show you who's boss. Dogs are great lovers, they only last a couple months in my hands but some last longer. (I am an undercover cop, no reason to say that. just wanted to show off my mad credentials)

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2017 11:09 PM EST

in response to: What makes you real wet?
You really need to stop stalking my girlfriend and telling people you held hands with her. She does not want anything to do with you, you are not her best friend and the only thing she dropped a hint about was your bo. Take a shower. Bye Felicia!

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2017 2:43 AM EST

in response to: i think have a crush on my best friend. she confessed to me on a walk that if someone asked if i was her girlfriend, she wouldn't say no; and we held hands as we walked back to my house. she's amazing; but i don't know if us holding hands was just a bestfriend thing. she's dropped hints but i want to be sure she likes me for sure. any advice?
All that I get my hands on.

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2017 10:07 PM EST

in response to: How much olanzapine do you take in one day?
I'd say get a pistol...and shot his arms...then what can he type with? Once you shot his arms...cut his hands off with a chain-saw...then...I'd run before the cops found out

/ JAN 26, 2017 11:00 PM EST

in response to: My friend keeps on editing his face on my photos (im really buff) and saying its him irl to his internet friends. How do i stop him?
What kind of foreplay would follow a handshake?

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2017 6:25 PM EST

in response to: why do people hug when they first meet? what happened to the hand shake?
putin has bigger hands so bigger moobs

NETHERLANDS / JAN 17, 2017 6:35 PM EST

in response to: How come the Russians have Trump by his balls?
I have Russian hands, and Roman fingers

CANADA / DEC 30, 2016 3:43 PM EST

in response to: Is Donald Trump America's first Russian president?
Are their hands bloody?

UNITED STATES / DEC 30, 2016 11:10 AM EST

in response to: How can I tell if I'm dating a psycho? What are some of the signs?
He's handsome, she's attractive, you're ugly. Leave yourself out of the equation and everything will be all right.

NETHERLANDS / DEC 29, 2016 1:17 PM EST

in response to: my wife has planned to meet a guy friend to have drinks when she was out with friends. he's a jock type and handsome. i found out and called her out, she gets very defensive and says i shouldn't interfere with her friendships. what should i think of all this? (my wife is very attractive)
i am crying now my hands and keyboard is wet. though my mother hates me (and says so) i know that there is someone there who does i want to run away should i? i have been making a plan slowly for some year now. i just dont want to leave my friend ellis. he is my joy. sorry for the disjointed entry

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2016 6:51 PM EST

in response to: What does having depression feel like? Describe it. Vent. Get your feelings out.
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