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...I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain, made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, but what's puzzling you is the nature of my game...

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2015 11:03 PM EST

in response to: Here is a fact that will bring it all into perspective: When Soh was born: Pope John Paul II was the pope, the Panama Саnal was still controlled by the US, Hong Kong was still British Territory, the Cold War was still going on, the Berlin Wall split West and East Germany, and Michael Jackson was black. Yet Soh acts as if she was born 5 years ago...
Lean back hands in pocket playing with dick......do you swallow?

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2015 10:18 PM EST

in response to: Here is a fact that will bring it all into perspective: When Soh was born: Pope John Paul II was the pope, the Panama Саnal was still controlled by the US, Hong Kong was still British Territory, the Cold War was still going on, the Berlin Wall split West and East Germany, and Michael Jackson was black. Yet Soh acts as if she was born 5 years ago...
Somebody stepped on her hands. That's why she draws like that.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2015 8:17 PM EST

in response to: That fuсk from the Netherlands is a useless piece of shīt with no talent in anything
Did you remember to wash your hands?

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2015 12:57 PM EST

in response to: I cut off my dick and flushed it down the toilet
Steven Beerсock's Children's Hospital - the largest children's hospital in the world. I'm going to dress up as a surgeon. I'm going to perform operations on them. Sew little cocks and little clitorises into their little hands. So when I'm holding hands with them, I'm actually abusing the little bastards

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2015 3:03 PM EST

in response to: Tell me about your craziest dream.
I like to put my hands on my buns...and shaft...

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2015 11:35 PM EST

in response to: In the wake of the James Holmes Bat Man Killer Cinema Shootings Trial... is it now the time we all reluctantly announce that we must all hand in our buns?
No one wants to put their hands on YOUR buns...

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2015 11:34 PM EST

in response to: In the wake of the James Holmes Bat Man Killer Cinema Shootings Trial... is it now the time we all reluctantly announce that we must all hand in our buns?
No one is putting their hands on my buns!!!

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2015 11:15 PM EST

in response to: In the wake of the James Holmes Bat Man Killer Cinema Shootings Trial... is it now the time we all reluctantly announce that we must all hand in our buns?
My hands are warm and my heart is warm. My heart feels warm; but thats from the weed

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2015 10:18 PM EST

in response to: warm hands, warm heart?
Don't let her fool you. She puts on an act whenever she's here. She really loves grappling it with her greedy chunky hands. She makes pig noise as she's gobbling it. While she's doing the deed, she is also filming the action. And sells it online. How else do think she has the $$$ to be a material girl?

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2015 8:37 PM EST

in response to: I did it. I met up with someone today that I've been talking to online for years. It turned out pretty cool.
anything causes great harm in the hands of the negro

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2015 4:28 AM EST

in response to: Isn't it funny that religion (including Christianity) causes so much harm and misery in the world?
I feel the same way even if there isn't a girl with a nice butt around: I feel with my hands

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2015 9:20 PM EST

in response to: (For the boys) I was wondering how do you guys feel when you see a girl with a nice butt ? I just wanna know 😛👀
Don't give me no lines. And keep your hands to yourself.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2015 9:40 PM EST

in response to: do you like it when I do that?
Dog hands down. Kids are annoying and their hands are always sticky.

/ JUL 21, 2015 7:41 PM EST

in response to: Would you rather some one go on about their kid or dog?
if it were up your ass, you'd know my secret handshake

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2015 8:02 AM EST

in response to: Do you have a secret handshake?
super moisturized, i not only apply goodies to my face (ie the tea mask, tarte's pure maracuja oil, and olay's regenerist night cream) i put it on my hands/cuticles too! love it, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much! i have a routine, damnnit!


UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 8:09 PM EST

in response to: im fresh;ly showered, and shampoo'd! yay! I feel good! ill read my book later. yerp
Resident idiot hands down.

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2015 1:38 PM EST

in response to: Who is the biggest blight on JC?
changed hands?

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2015 1:25 PM EST

in response to: My shaft has found a significant other
Sorry... their hands...

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2015 3:41 PM EST

in response to: I can't believe there are people out there who still think guns don't kill people. Why do you think we arm our soldiers with guns and not feather dusters? Cos guns kill! DUH!! Wake the hell up, idiots.
And why do we need to keep guns out of there hands? cos _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ people ... fill in the blanks... I bet you can do it

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2015 3:39 PM EST

in response to: I can't believe there are people out there who still think guns don't kill people. Why do you think we arm our soldiers with guns and not feather dusters? Cos guns kill! DUH!! Wake the hell up, idiots.
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