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So why not put your head in his lap. when he's getting worked up take matters in to your own hands...or mouth and see where it leads?

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:44 PM EST

in response to: My husband has been watching adult videos 10+ hours a week but WE haven't had sex in 6 months. What should I do?
Your lies are sewering this website. Go ahead. Accuse others of what you do yourself. Bill Gates, and the WHO and Dr.Margaret Chan are rubbing their hands and looking at the Roche shares right now. WHO and Bill Gates. Made in America.

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 18, 2014 5:12 PM EST

in response to: In thirteen months the ebola=e-bola=e-bollocks?(internet lie spreads like a plague through the internet?) will have wiped out the entire human race unless the human collective immune system of the species kicks in like it always does. Every month the deaths increase at a rate where the increase=mathematical constant x1.8635 (my computation). Original data could be in error? Discuss.
Bloody phone? I'm a fat ugly bastard, but next to my Atari Flashback 4, I look like a handsome Prince Philip.

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 18, 2014 12:55 PM EST

in response to: Yeah yeah .... rioting in Missouri .... terrorists taking over Iraq ..... yawn. What about the truly important things? When will the iPhone 6 be released? I have to have it so I can look cool.
my hands don't dominate

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 4:47 AM EST

in response to: What is your dominate hand?
You Limeys have no right to talk. Your brutal imperialism is directly responsible for all of the BS us "colored" people have to deal with on a daily basis. You Limeys conquered Africa, and made a mess of it. You brought Slaves to the New World, and abused them. These riots in the City of Ferguson are a direct result of nearly 500 years of abuss at the hands of you EUROTRASH! I hope you are happy, you filthy Euro.

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2014 12:32 PM EST

in response to: When an injustice has been done to a person it is a terrible thing. However, to go and attack your neighborhood and the local businesses it sends a message of just who is wrong in this situation. Where is the logic in raiding and looting the business, as well as destroying the neighbor you live in?
You're absolutely right, Iz. Can we all hold hands now and pray for Soh's skinless sister, hmm? Let's hope the baby was well cooked though. ITALY/Aug 10, 2014 01:41 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2014 11:42 AM EST

in response to: How often do you recall your dreams?
You're absolutely right, Iz. Can we all hold hands now and pray for Soh's skinless sister, hmm? Let's hope the baby was well cooked though. ITALY/Aug 10, 2014 01:41 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2014 11:41 AM EST

in response to: Italy, this seems almost a personal attack. I understand that it is done in good humour and I trust Soh to laugh it off. She has a healthy sense of humour and is smart enough not to take what you say too seriously. Nevertheless, please be careful not to attack people personally.
You're absolutely right, Iz. Can we all hold hands now and pray for Soh's skinless sister, hmm? Let's hope the baby was well cooked though. ITALY/Aug 10, 2014 01:41 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2014 11:41 AM EST

in response to: The snake farm is the Pentagon and the White House.
You're absolutely right, Iz. Can we all hold hands now and pray for Soh's skinless sister, hmm? Let's hope the baby was well cooked though. ITALY/Aug 10, 2014 01:41 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2014 11:40 AM EST

in response to: Italy, this seems almost a personal attack. I understand that it is done in good humour and I trust Soh to laugh it off. She has a healthy sense of humour and is smart enough not to take what you say too seriously. Nevertheless, please be careful not to attack people personally.
Yes, twice. When I was younger I have the chance to meet a politician, who later moved up in office. I remembered he had cold clammy hands.

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2014 3:15 AM EST

in response to: Have you ever met someone famous in person?
Wash your hands people and stay at home as much as possible.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 6:08 PM EST

in response to: Well it's starting folks. The first suspected case of Ebola is being treated in NYC. We should be in full pandemic in a few weeks. Kiss your asses goodby and give your loved ones a hug.
Something in town-oh Something in town-eh Ebola. Ebola in town. Its dangerous-o. Ebola is very wicked. It can kill you quick quick Be careful how you shaking hands-o Be careful who you touch Ebola is more than HIV/AIDS It can kill you quick quick It can kill you fast fast Ebola. Dont touch your friend. Ebola! I say it will kill you-o.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 6:06 PM EST

in response to: Well it's starting folks. The first suspected case of Ebola is being treated in NYC. We should be in full pandemic in a few weeks. Kiss your asses goodby and give your loved ones a hug.
Something in town-oh Something in town-eh Ebola. Ebola in town. Its dangerous-o. Ebola is very wicked. It can kill you quick quick Be careful how you shaking hands-o Be careful who you touch Ebola is more than HIV/AIDS It can kill you quick quick It can kill you fast fast Ebola. Dont touch your friend. Ebola! I say it will kill you-o.

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2014 5:48 AM EST

in response to: Something happen Something in town Oh yeah the news I said something in town Ebola Ebola in town Dont touch your friend! No touching No eating something Its dangerous! Ebola Ebola in town Dont touch your friend! No kissing! No eating something Its dangerous!
You have two hands.

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2014 8:36 PM EST

in response to: I'm changing makeup bags... I love them both, but can't carry 2 makeup bags...
I'm already fighting the devil each night... I have enough on my hands. Boinker... Speaking of the devil...

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 10:05 PM EST

in response to: I call on Satan to take authority over Soh's spirit.
Yes but the list would be so long that my hands would cramp from typing.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 2:18 PM EST

in response to: Any regrets to share?
Always remember to wash your hands so you don't catch no disease.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 3:25 PM EST

in response to: My bf had to borrow my car and now I'm stuck at home for the next 5 hours. What to do?
Was it the JOKE OF THE WEEK A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10. He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter. Can I help you? she asks with a knowing smile. I was wondering, whispers the man. Are you the one who gives the hand jobs? Yes, she purrs. I am. Well, wash your hands, he says. I want a cheeseburger.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 4:58 PM EST

in response to: So, I went on the little store this morning. Two customers were in front of me. The cashier starts telling them a some lame jokes. It went like this: Blah, blah. Ha-ha. Yada-yada. Snicker, snort, ha,ha. Meanwhile a line forming behind me and in a hurry to leave, while they were taking their time. Why is that morning people are so damn cheerful?
My hands are quicker then you eyes.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 3:02 PM EST

in response to: Are you good with your hands?
A 2000 year old carpenter guides my hands.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2014 11:10 AM EST

in response to: You have no power here.
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