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My hands are warm and my heart is warm. My heart feels warm; but thats from the weed

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2015 10:18 PM EST

in response to: warm hands, warm heart?
Don't let her fool you. She puts on an act whenever she's here. She really loves grappling it with her greedy chunky hands. She makes pig noise as she's gobbling it. While she's doing the deed, she is also filming the action. And sells it online. How else do think she has the $$$ to be a material girl?

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2015 8:37 PM EST

in response to: I did it. I met up with someone today that I've been talking to online for years. It turned out pretty cool.
anything causes great harm in the hands of the negro

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2015 4:28 AM EST

in response to: Isn't it funny that religion (including Christianity) causes so much harm and misery in the world?
I feel the same way even if there isn't a girl with a nice butt around: I feel with my hands

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2015 9:20 PM EST

in response to: (For the boys) I was wondering how do you guys feel when you see a girl with a nice butt ?… I just wanna know 😛👀
Don't give me no lines. And keep your hands to yourself.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2015 9:40 PM EST

in response to: do you like it when I do that?
Dog hands down. Kids are annoying and their hands are always sticky.

/ JUL 21, 2015 7:41 PM EST

in response to: Would you rather some one go on about their kid or dog?
if it were up your ass, you'd know my secret handshake

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2015 8:02 AM EST

in response to: Do you have a secret handshake?
super moisturized, i not only apply goodies to my face (ie the tea mask, tarte's pure maracuja oil, and olay's regenerist night cream) i put it on my hands/cuticles too! love it, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much! i have a routine, damnnit!


UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 8:09 PM EST

in response to: im fresh;ly showered, and shampoo'd! yay! I feel good! ill read my book later. yerp
Resident idiot hands down.

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2015 1:38 PM EST

in response to: Who is the biggest blight on JC?
changed hands?

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2015 1:25 PM EST

in response to: My shaft has found a significant other
Sorry... their hands...

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2015 3:41 PM EST

in response to: I can't believe there are people out there who still think guns don't kill people. Why do you think we arm our soldiers with guns and not feather dusters? Cos guns kill! DUH!! Wake the hell up, idiots.
And why do we need to keep guns out of there hands? cos _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ people ... fill in the blanks... I bet you can do it

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2015 3:39 PM EST

in response to: I can't believe there are people out there who still think guns don't kill people. Why do you think we arm our soldiers with guns and not feather dusters? Cos guns kill! DUH!! Wake the hell up, idiots.
and if that asshole went into the church un armed no one gets shot. It's people like you who put the gun in his hand with your bullshėt logic. The victims blood are as much on your hands as the asshole who pulled the trigger

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2015 2:54 PM EST

in response to: I can't believe there are people out there who still think guns don't kill people. Why do you think we arm our soldiers with guns and not feather dusters? Cos guns kill! DUH!! Wake the hell up, idiots.
I want my long slender figure back... let alone my slim fingers... my hands are so chubby, if I look at them long enough, I don't recognize them. :( Something i never thought about.

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2015 4:56 PM EST

in response to: This fat chick needs to start eating better, healthier, cleaner, smarter. What are you thinking of doing these days?
I'm going to dress up as a surgeon. I'm going to perform operations on them. Sew little cocks and little clitorises into their little hands. So when I'm holding hands with them, I'm actually abusing the little cunts

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2015 8:33 AM EST

in response to: Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital - the biggest children's hospital in the world.
I will give you a foot massage but i wont use my hands..

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2015 7:20 PM EST

in response to: I want a foot massage because my feet are very sore because I walk too much and now I am in pain
Dunno, but I'm on my hands and knees trying to find them on the carpet right now.

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2015 7:04 PM EST

in response to: When did you lose your marbles?
Yes. Killing involves hurting another person. Everyone will die eventually, and it's nice to do it without blood on my hands. And anyone with a heart will find it difficult to live knowing that you once killed someone.

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2015 8:09 PM EST

in response to: better to die than to kill?
Probably.. LOL wash your hands?

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2015 1:28 PM EST

in response to: Is it a problem if I fapfapfap to sexy ladies before I head out to my fast food job?
mingling hands and mingling glances...

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2015 11:00 PM EST

in response to: What's the best way to get off (I am a lesbian)
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