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"New proposals are expected next spring to outlaw dozens of household electrical devices that European officials regard as using too much electricity, as part of plans to meet EU targets on energy efficiency." DOPEY FUĆKING CUNT

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2014 7:07 AM EST

in response to: "New proposals are expected next spring to outlaw dozens of household electrical devices that European officials regard as using too much electricity, as part of plans to meet EU targets on energy efficiency."
"New proposals are expected next spring to outlaw dozens of household electrical devices that European officials regard as using too much electricity, as part of plans to meet EU targets on energy efficiency."

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2014 6:10 AM EST

in response to: Hair dryers, kettles, lawn mowers higher power being banned by EU legislation. You'll still need the same power to do the job. It will just take longer. Stupid EU Nazis. When they ban plates and cups and cookers, how will you eat?
Hold your horses.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 3:23 AM EST

in response to: Whhhhhhoa
old and new are relative concepts. since we're talking about things and not not sentient entities, they matter only in the eyes of the beholder- i.e. you. Change the beholder, they are new. Forget, they are new. Change the context, new. So there. Yes it is.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2014 12:55 PM EST

in response to: Is everything old new, again?
I use oatmeal and milk as my base for holding it all together. Among other things, my own recipe. But I got that base on this site and I've used it every since. It was extremely helpful and delicious. Folks are always asking for it. But at six dollars a pound for 90% ground steak who can afford it?

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2014 8:26 PM EST

in response to: What do you put in your meatloaf?
Order all women to withold sex until their soldier boys stiop fighting

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 7:12 PM EST

in response to: How would you work on world peace?
My wife grew up in a household where everything had sugar and ketsup on it and a lot of carbs. Consequently she is enormous (almost 600lbs) and addicted to carbs. I wish I could help her but it's a little too little too late.

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2014 3:03 PM EST

in response to: I remember when I was a fat little kid, my friend's dad saw me putting sugar on already sugary cereal and told me I didn't need to add sugar. I was really grateful to him because at my house it was just normal to put sugar on everything. It was like a revelation.
You're absolutely right, Iz. Can we all hold hands now and pray for Soh's skinless sister, hmm? Let's hope the baby was well cooked though. ITALY/Aug 10, 2014 01:41 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2014 11:42 AM EST

in response to: How often do you recall your dreams?
You're absolutely right, Iz. Can we all hold hands now and pray for Soh's skinless sister, hmm? Let's hope the baby was well cooked though. ITALY/Aug 10, 2014 01:41 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2014 11:41 AM EST

in response to: Italy, this seems almost a personal attack. I understand that it is done in good humour and I trust Soh to laugh it off. She has a healthy sense of humour and is smart enough not to take what you say too seriously. Nevertheless, please be careful not to attack people personally.
You're absolutely right, Iz. Can we all hold hands now and pray for Soh's skinless sister, hmm? Let's hope the baby was well cooked though. ITALY/Aug 10, 2014 01:41 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2014 11:41 AM EST

in response to: The snake farm is the Pentagon and the White House.
You're absolutely right, Iz. Can we all hold hands now and pray for Soh's skinless sister, hmm? Let's hope the baby was well cooked though. ITALY/Aug 10, 2014 01:41 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2014 11:40 AM EST

in response to: Italy, this seems almost a personal attack. I understand that it is done in good humour and I trust Soh to laugh it off. She has a healthy sense of humour and is smart enough not to take what you say too seriously. Nevertheless, please be careful not to attack people personally.
Here are some easy steps to insure a proper view of your anus. 1. Get hand held mirror. 2. Get a big black dildo. 3. Get jar vaseline. Take all three of these items to your bedroom or bathroom, whichever is more comfortable for you. remove all clothing. Take the vaseline, rub a large amount on your anus. Next bend over and insert the dildo into your anus. Next spread your legs, hold the mirror between them. Now look into the mirror and you will see what you're searching for.

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2014 3:04 AM EST

in response to: I want to see my fuсking butthole.
Don't hold your breath on that one.

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2014 10:22 PM EST

in response to: Obama orders airstrikes on Iraq. Wait...what?
I plan on sitting in my lawn chair; while holding a hair dryer pointed at the vehicles going by and yelling at them to slow down!

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2014 3:03 PM EST

in response to: Do you wan't to live as long as you can, or do you have other plans?
holds 1/2 stick? stupid

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 10:47 PM EST

in response to: Look what I found at Anthro today!! :) A lil butter dish, and 2 lil ceramic egg holders, half dozen... :) Omg, theyre so small and delicate looking, yet sturdy, I love them! I bought two egg things cause I'm planning on gifting one. :) The butter dish will hold half a stick of USDA butter or 1 stick Plugra. :) I really wanted their mini ceramic colender in blue motif, but they were sold out... As were the whale tail measuring cups I have my eye on. :)
My wife hates having her pussy touched (ain't menopause great? I haven't seen a snatch up close in 4-5 years). We have reached "accomodation" whereas once in awhile she'll hold my balls while I jerk off.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 3:46 PM EST

in response to: Are you sexually immoral ?
It's not. I just had to do some plumbing of my own a few days ago. A better site for instructions on how to do remodeling or household repairs is: ehow.com.

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2014 8:41 PM EST

in response to: How hard is it to hook up a bathroom sink?
you holding?

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2014 6:15 PM EST

in response to: Do you agree that you smoke pot?
I had to buy an extra large wallet just to hold all the store loyalty cards. What a joke.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 4:21 PM EST

in response to: What's in your waIIet?
Hold on 6:15. Lemme get the microscope.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2014 6:22 PM EST

in response to: Do you need a massage?
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