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See that guy crashed his car into parked police cars. Gets out holds up his phone w stupid smile on his face. Who will be the first innocent cyclists to fall victim?

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2016 5:32 PM EST

in response to: It hasn't been a month yet, and Pokemon Go managed to generate more lore and urban legends than Polybius, ET 2600, Legend of Zelda and even Sonic R combined. What is it about this game that attracts strange events to it?
Hate to say this, but it ain't gonna happen. Hillary is still coated in Teflon, meaning nothing sticks. She could be found standing over Obama's dead body, holding a smoking gun, covered in GSR and nothing would happen to her.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2016 9:43 AM EST

in response to: Donald J. Trump! He's our next president. Your thoughts?
I just can't control my sneezes if I sneeze I sneeze loud and violent and can't hold it in

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2016 8:04 AM EST

in response to: Do you hold in your sneezes, or just let them rip?
Welp, this is it *holds gun to head* goodbye world KABEWM!!

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2016 4:28 AM EST

in response to: Hello, my sweet bean pie... How are you?
And we won't hold our breath, either!

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2016 10:15 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, if I ever DO find the person am gonna merry, I wouldn't go barking it to you Moo's!
Another politician that will do anything to get elected and hold power.

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2016 12:04 PM EST

in response to: Waving a "fagged up" Canada flag - a disgrace to the nation - the Prime Minister of Canada leads the sodomy parade waving a Canada flag that has a rainbow through it.
Matthew 7:1-3King James Version (KJV) 7 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. 3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2016 5:34 PM EST

in response to: If you were killed in the gay night club. Would your cause of death be clubbed to death?
Matthew 7:1-3King James Version (KJV) 7 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. 3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2016 5:33 PM EST

in response to: If you were killed in the gay night club. Would your cause of death be clubbed to death?
Don't hold your breath. He will soon be back and you know he is reading everything, everywhere.

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2016 9:11 PM EST

in response to: Hey Steve, you stank as a dad, too! Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out!
Your ego is holding you back

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2016 2:35 AM EST

in response to: I am a smart engineer , with four years of work experience . I am now doing my masters degree in Germany. I love engineering, I am a smart student and dedicated worker. Still I am always running very low on cash, I barely can pay my dorm rent. Why ?
If I said yes, would u hold it against me?

UNITED STATES / JUN 8, 2016 12:20 PM EST

in response to: Do I have a good body? c1.staticflickr.com/9/8196/8136242961_f90c26b60c_o.jpg
Go ahead and hold your breath until it happens.

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2016 5:55 PM EST

in response to: WHAT THE FUСK AILS YOU YOU RACIST WHITE EUROTRASH?!? YOU DISRESPECTED ME, MY NATION, AND MY RACE, AND I WANT TO SEE SOME FUСKING PUNISHMENT DISHED OUT TO YOU RACIST PIECES OF SHÌT!
Here's what you must do: Take your "shaft" and link the cut off part. Stick it back into place. The spit will hold it there long enough for you to take two sporks and make a lightswhich out of them. Then, using the excrement of a baby velocirator, attach the lightswhich to your shaft. Then flip it on and presto! Fixed! YOUR WELCOME.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2016 9:56 AM EST

in response to: i accidentally castrated my shaft help
I would say that he is prob already an addict of some kind prob tobacco got him into smoking and he can,t afford or can't get hold of any cigs this is why he smokes teabags. Tell him to quit before his addiction gets any worse just try explaining that he is to young.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2016 1:10 PM EST

in response to: How do I get my brother to stop acting like a stoner. He is 13 years old and thinks he is so cool, smoking everything he sees. He never (at least I hope he didn't) have any contact with weed or pot or any kind of drug. He literally smokes tea bags. I am scared to tell my parents because he is strong enough to beat my ass.
Great question! Seems to me that would be a good way to keep the ol' household budget under control.

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2016 12:06 PM EST

in response to: Do any of you make your own tampons?
No, although after this year who knows what the future holds?

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2016 11:07 AM EST

in response to: is Pennsylvania the only state you vote for delegates?
Only get one if you are prepared to be constantly feeding them and cleaning their cages or they will stink. Maybe your parents don't like the sound of Guinea pigs squeekin at 4 in the morning or every time you hold a carrot or some celery? You could always paint a pet rock and spend your time scrubbing the enclosure and feeding it imaginary food

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 10:57 AM EST

in response to: How do I convince my parents to let me have a guinea pig? They say I'm not 'responsible' enough. What?!
Grace- if you want to play get hold of me at ronfromjc@hotmail.com Next week can work as well.

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 10:42 AM EST

in response to: Are there any guys out there willing to do chat sex with me on here? If so answer and tell me your first name and what you want me to do sexton wise.
Cool :) I love holding nice boobs. And kissing nice nipples too. Do you enjoy having that done?

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 9:58 AM EST

in response to: Are there any guys out there willing to do chat sex with me on here? If so answer and tell me your first name and what you want me to do sexton wise.
Already told you how to get hold of me.

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 6:41 AM EST

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