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UNITED STATES / MAY 28, 2015 11:14 PM EST

in response to: Name 5 things women look for in a man, in priority
And now she's gone. Yet you still let her have a hold on you. That bottle isn't helping you.

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2015 2:50 AM EST

in response to: You can eat a slap on the wrist from the "mother" without a roof for me, not yet. She abused emotionaly and his family, my father was my brothers and sisters crazy, sexual concerns, I wanted to kill her several times neglect, hatred, next to the beer, unless WHO сock, what lack of Gunna believed it near сunt. Fukk the wrist or slap a bitch?
What purpose is there in holding onto the anger that plagues you? There is always going to be assholes and bitches in this world. The choices is up to you whether you want to continue to wallow in the hate that they spew out. Or you can let it go and move on.

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2015 8:21 PM EST

in response to: You sound like a butthurt wimp desperate to "show them what for." Do you have nothing to offer here other than your pathetic whining? What do you think JC is for? ...Italy
You're very lucky. These are both things that you can change. I grew up poor and stayed poor a long time. I was out of shape. Determined not to let these things that I could change hold me back, I lost wait, got rid of anything I didn't need. Clutter and junk can make any home look more dirty than it is and for a long time I would regularly use the same utensils, glass, bowl or plate to eat and wash each after every meal.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2015 8:25 PM EST

in response to: How can I date if I'm obese and live in squalor?
I'm going to dress up as a surgeon. I'm going to perform operations on them. Sew little cocks and little clitorises into their little hands. So when I'm holding hands with them, I'm actually abusing the little cunts

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2015 8:33 AM EST

in response to: Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital - the biggest children's hospital in the world.
Don't hold your breath on that.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 12:48 PM EST

in response to: 70 years ago the U.S. saved Europe's butt. You can thank us anytime.
Stop using it to hold your coffee cup


in response to: Somehow I broke the CD player on my laptop last night. It's all bent and won't go back in all the way.
don't flush until you are FINISHED wiping. you never know what surprises your ass may hold .

CANADA / MAY 2, 2015 12:33 PM EST

in response to: I'm just wiping my ass *FLUSSSSSHHHHHH!*
Probably not enough positive influence in their lives. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2015 2:40 AM EST

in response to: If someone who is jealous of another one's beauty or someone who is better looking than her is an insecure person if so why?
How do I get over childhood emotional trauma? I feel like it is the reason why I have trouble opening myself to others, especially to women. And it is horrible because I seek to hold positions of leadership but I feel like my childhood development is just weighing me down. I feel behind socially, as if I missed the lesson where I was supposed to learn how to socialize effectively. I don't know what to do.

/ APR 21, 2015 1:07 AM EST

in response to: Trapper Creek, Alaska
Beauty is in the eyes if the beholder

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 9:08 AM EST

in response to: Is Jabba the Hutt hott?
Hold on to a paperclip. I have a magnet!

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2015 7:54 PM EST

in response to: HEY ATTRACT ME
No your not a bad person now u know what you like in forplay i love it when my bf holds me down and gives it 2 me hard listen to his heart beat after

/ APR 13, 2015 12:16 PM EST

in response to: Im 15 and me my boyfriend was hanging out and he just started toungue kissing me and then biting my neck hard i never done anything like this but he started grabbing my but i started getting really turned on and then he was taking my clothes off but i felt like i was high or hypnotized So i let him he just put it in he hurted so badd and i was pushing him off me and he just pinned my arms down but then i started to like it my question is am i a bad person 4 liking this ?
They help hold us upright. Notice when you crouch or lean, your toes spread. Without that we wouldn't be able to stand or even walk. What do your toes do when you walk? Try walking without using them.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2015 10:56 PM EST

in response to: Why the hell do we have toes?
Time to grow up junior. There are plenty of teenagers who hold jobs and go to school.


in response to: How to avoid one arm hugs? Sometimes I feel depressed and just need a long warm hug. I live with my cousin(she feeds me). Anyway, whenever I ask for a hug se just puts out one arm; so we just meet for a breif moment. She never gives me a real hug; it seems like she really doesnt want to hug me at all. What can I do or say to show her I want a closer hug? I want to wrap our arme around eachother and hold her tight. How can i show her i feel starved of affection?
Well, i might if you... hold on... I can't say thing in a public forum... Don't respond if you don't care to, but I'm sending another one now... brb.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 10:51 PM EST

in response to: Is Sam around tonite?
No. I got a machine gun and took it out on the chilli paste. Yes it opened it. But I accidentally took the kitchen shelving down with it. That's what the second noise was about. The wife's gonna kill me when she comes back. Hold on, I can hear police sirens. Sh!t! Who's that African-American guy running down the street? Gotta get away...Goodbye house...Logging off now...


in response to: RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!-RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-TAT. AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! What am I? (1)A WWI pilot in a dogfight? (2)An ape with a machine gun on a Planet of the Apes film? (3)A lion rattling a cage in a zoo? or (4) Barack Obama trying to break in to a house to sexually assault someone?
Swiss women holding Swiss army knives and holding a block of Swiss cheese will slice your c*ck off before they offer you a slice of cheese.

CANADA / MAR 21, 2015 9:49 PM EST

in response to: swiss women get me sexually fustrated.
That would be impossible for a female mammal species to do. I think eight is the limit of what the womb can hold, even then it needed assistance in the removal of the babies.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 9:44 PM EST

in response to: Did you hear about the bovine giving birth to quadruplets?
A knight is sworn to valor. His heart knows only virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the weak. His word speaks only truth. His wrath undoes the wicked.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 5:17 PM EST

in response to: O brother were art thou?
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