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It's not. I just had to do some plumbing of my own a few days ago. A better site for instructions on how to do remodeling or household repairs is: ehow.com.

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2014 8:41 PM EST

in response to: How hard is it to hook up a bathroom sink?
you holding?

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2014 6:15 PM EST

in response to: Do you agree that you smoke pot?
I had to buy an extra large wallet just to hold all the store loyalty cards. What a joke.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 4:21 PM EST

in response to: What's in your waIIet?
Hold on 6:15. Lemme get the microscope.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2014 6:22 PM EST

in response to: Do you need a massage?
JOKE OF THE WEEK An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, "You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad." The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, "What is it, Doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight." "Well," says the doctor, "you have cancer and you have Alzheimers." The man replies, "Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer."

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 5:05 PM EST

in response to: Don't you have a better joke than that one?
Um, No. You cannot stop me from expressing love. Only you can hold onto your bitterness. That is what stops you from fully enjoying life.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 6:31 AM EST

in response to: Will you take my hand and let me lead on marvelous dance, that we can do in our minds, to the music playing in our hearts?
So I was going to respond with something like "Go to illuminati dot org and sign up. Be sure to get mom's permission before using her credit card." Then on an impulse I tried it. Lo and behold, IlluminatiOfficial dot org pops up. Sign up on the site. Still get mom's permission.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 4:01 PM EST

in response to: How do I join the Illuminati?
Holding boards would be fun. I wish it was beer day but I'm sticking to the sober train.

/ JUL 19, 2014 3:44 PM EST

in response to: Not sure what to do today?
You can come to work with me and hold some boards while I screw them together. Sound like fun? I didn't think so either, but it still has to be done.

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2014 1:29 PM EST

in response to: Not sure what to do today?
Maybe their ass wiping dwarf helps hold their gut out of the way?

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 7:00 PM EST

in response to: If they're both fat can a man still lay pipe from behind or will his hanging gut get in the way?
I turned an old cylindrical flower vase into a spare toilet paper holder.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 2:43 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever turned old objects in "new" useful items?
I'm done holding on.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 8:40 PM EST

in response to: Hold on...
4:46 is really angry. Watch out he doesn't take out his 9 hold it sideways and shoot up the place.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 4:49 PM EST

in response to: The Afro-Baboons are all up in arms about being replaced by a new dependent class of people. Illegals are rapidly becoming the people to exploit by the leftwing politicians and the jigga-boos donít like the competition. What should we do about that?
It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 3:45 PM EST

in response to: Yep, first the silver run out, then the people run out, then the whiskey run out, then the beer run out.
There is love in your body but you can't hold it in... It pours from your eyes and spills from your skin... Tenderest touch leaves the darkest of marks... And the kindest of kisses break the hardest of hearts... Darling heart, I loved you from the start... But you'll never know what a fool I've been... Darling heart, I loved you from the start... But that's no excuse for the state I'm in

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2014 9:48 PM EST

in response to: Hello! I'm here... I'm just dropping by... how are you guys doing? :)
There is love in your body but you can't hold it in... It pours from your eyes and spills from your skin... Tenderest touch leaves the darkest of marks... And the kindest of kisses break the hardest of hearts... Darling heart, I loved you from the start... But you'll never know what a fool I've been... Darling heart, I loved you from the start... But that's no excuse for the state I'm in

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2014 9:47 PM EST

in response to: Darling heart, I've loved you from the start....
i don't like holding people in contempt

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2014 2:57 AM EST

in response to: Are there relatives of yours that you hold in contempt?
No-one ever does. But you're a member of the public. What would you know? The secrecy pyramid: Some people are addicted to finding out the biggest of secrets. The answer lies in something that Nikola Tesla said. A way to get hold of all kinds of information.

UNITED KINGDOM / JUL 9, 2014 2:15 PM EST

in response to: Do you believe everything you read?
It would be cool if we could have a big ol' reunion with all of our deceased loved ones. But I'm not holding my breath.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 10:24 PM EST

in response to: There are loved ones in the glory Whose dear forms you often miss. When you close your earthly story, Will you join them in their bliss? Will the circle be unbroken By and by, by and by? Is a better home awaiting In the sky, in the sky?
I'm not Jewish. The other guys hold back until I'm satisfied.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 7:31 PM EST

in response to: Should he postpone his orgasm so I can gain more pleasure?
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