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He's immortal like Jesus.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2016 4:55 PM EST

in response to: Italy hit by earthquake... Hope Italy on GP yucks it up over all the dead wops!
OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE AND APPALLING YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS AND GET HIM IN YOUR LIFE!

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2016 6:13 PM EST

in response to: Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.
I'm gonna regret telling you dreamt, last night, that I was fishing from a high point in this town that looked familiar but was odd. I was spinning and began to pull gly smiling Jesus on the front pointing at me and looking like some billionaire Evangelist. I have painted three paintings in his honour today. Okay, that last bit was a fib, but hey, a bible, hey? ITALY/Aug 07, 2016 11:32 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2016 8:23 PM EST

in response to: In the resurrection morning, When the trump of God shall sound, We shall rise, Hallelujah! we shall rise! Then the saints will come rejoicing And no tears will e’er be found, We shall rise, Hallelujah! we shall rise. We shall rise, Hallelujah! we shall rise! Amen! We shall rise! Hallelujah! In the resurrection morning, When death’s prison bars are broken, We shall rise, Hallelujah! We shall rise.
This muthafuka need JESUS

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2016 10:59 PM EST

in response to: how do you get back your inocense after you have sinned ?
If Jesus saves, he better save himself

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2016 6:48 PM EST

in response to: Oh! Jesus save me
The same speed as the faggotsexual Jesus.

ROMANIA / JUN 21, 2016 5:39 PM EST

in response to: How fast do gays go to hell?
You need Jesus

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2016 4:39 PM EST

in response to: I am fine with Cristians, as long as they don't try yo convert me.
Get on your knees and please Jesus.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2016 11:46 AM EST

in response to: Should I become a rapist for Jesus?
Jesus was cirumcised!

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2016 7:29 PM EST

in response to: Are you circumсised?
Jesus died!

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2016 6:46 PM EST

in response to: This site is still here? Why?
"I don't know if I still like him." Jesus Christ, move on. Don't be a drama queen, will ya?!

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2016 10:02 AM EST

in response to: I used to like this guy but now he semi likes this girl but the girl doesn't like him back. But I don't know if I still like him, how do you know when you like a guy?
Jesus is stoned?

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2016 4:53 PM EST

in response to: Whut be stoppin' ya' right now fum givin' yo' life t'Jesus Christ? Acts 4:11-12 Jesus be ‘de stone ya' builders rejected, which gots become da damn co'nerstone.’ Salvashun be found in no one else, fo' dere be no oda' dojigger unda' heaven given t'mankind by which we gots'ta be saved.”
Nobody cares about god anymore you robot. It's funny how religious people, who believe in souls, often act like soulless machines when talking about jesus.

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 3:10 PM EST

in response to: What is stopping you right now from giving your life to Jesus Christ? Acts 4:11-12 Jesus is ‘the stone you builders rejected, which has become the cornerstone.’ Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved.”
We are helpless on our own. You would never get mad at a blind person for not being able to drive a car, yet some "Christians" get mad at unbelievers for the sinful life they lead. They are still blind, they need Jesus to come and set them free, so they can see He is the only way. Acts 11-12 Jesus is ‘the stone you builders rejected, which has become the cornerstone.’ Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved.”

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 11:20 AM EST

in response to: I made a deal to God that I won't watch a specific inappropiate Youtube channel so he can help me recover from a private issue. Is this useless??
Okay; yes I will admitt I was asking about sex and boyfriends but I did not ask the question about dad having sex with daughter. I'm going to stop asking questions about sex and boyfriends. I would never ever commit suicide. Jesus loves all to much for us to kill ourselves and was crusified and died on the cross for all of us to save us from our sins. The one and only true God loves us all. Because of him if we accept him we will have eternal life with him when we die. I will pray for you.

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2016 8:14 PM EST

in response to: i really want to finger myself. im tight though. i want somethng tiny and hollow to stick up there. Suggestions? no sex toys plz.
I pooped on jesus in hEavEn

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2016 12:11 PM EST

in response to: I'm thinking about becoming Jesus's apprentice. I've studied all of his songs and I taught my friends some. I just need to climb a hill and put on my nun pants and that will finalize everything. Am I ready?
Find Jesus.

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2016 3:26 PM EST

in response to: I hate my life, I thought my ex and I would marry each other but turns out he was always confused about me cause his ex was on his mind! What do I do? Do I just rebound with anyone who wants to have just a good time? Or do I drink it away?
Jesus christ. These replies. Like, really?? How does liking more than one gender and/or sex make me "a weirdo"?? It's my sexuality not your's. I was just asking for the name (or term for) of the sexuality, not to be judged. I'm sorry I'm "ew." Nice to know. If it makes you even more uncomfortable: I'm in love with females more than I'm in love with males, I only like a couple males, I like several girls :")))) -me, aka the person who asked this question

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2016 4:50 AM EST

in response to: So here's a question. I'm female, what sexuality would I be if I was in love with females, males, and non-binary people??
Why are you doing this. Jesus forgives you. Please pray for yourself and know that I am praying for you since same sex love is wrong. It is all lust. I'm not mad at you but your actions

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2016 4:31 AM EST

in response to: So here's a question. I'm female, what sexuality would I be if I was in love with females, males, and non-binary people??
No! Jesus rejects you.

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2016 3:57 PM EST

in response to: Jesus fuсk me
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