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Jesus you people are so stupid on here. I see what that person is asking for and it's as simple as providing them a link. They asked for a link or links that provides proof that Trump is any of that. I myself not a Trump supporter, am ashamed that I am associated with any of you.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2018 5:11 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump will go down in history as the neediest, most narcissistic, least intelligent, bigoted, poorly educated, least empathetic, most moronic, waffling excuse for a POTUS in the history of the USA.
If Jesus was here he would beat the shіt out of Donald Trump.

UNITED STATES / APR 1, 2018 1:27 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump is an agent of satan...jealous of Easter, so wants to drag others down into his misery. To hell with him.
This website is a scam in regards to getting serious answers. Nobody on here wants to help anybody. It's seriously sad cause Jesus wouldn't stand for this. I just don't get it. Why don't people want to help others on here? The sad pedophilia comments about ràping 4 year olds. The trolls who give false information because they get a kick out of others doing what they mentioned only for the advice to backfire. It's sickening on here.

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2018 2:12 AM EST

in response to: Is this website a scam?
8:54 Thank you for the kind words but you gotta admit that's it's very true. This place is gross the way people treat each other. Jesus would not be proud. Our Lord and savior Jesus of Nazareth has provided us with light and we seek the dark. I see trolls on here wanting to pretend to be pedophiles, doctors giving poor advice on purpose, the rude trolls with insults, political trolls on both parties. It's a mess. Jesus is pure love and this place is pure evil. I'm so sorry Jesus we failed you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2018 12:48 PM EST

in response to: My mom, brother and I are going to have to move at the end of the school year, and I'm devastated. I've built a friend circle and a support group- relationships with my teachers, and I'm even in two clubs and the theatre program. If we move, we might even have to give away our dog. Theres a chance we won't move, but it would burden our family and I don't want that.
You've come to the wrong place for advice. Nobody on this platform cares to help. We got trolls everywhere on here and then you just got your straight nasty rude people who speak against our savior Jesus Christ himself. This man died for us and for what? For all of us not to help one another? This is just disgusting how people are.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2018 8:51 PM EST

in response to: My mom, brother and I are going to have to move at the end of the school year, and I'm devastated. I've built a friend circle and a support group- relationships with my teachers, and I'm even in two clubs and the theatre program. If we move, we might even have to give away our dog. Theres a chance we won't move, but it would burden our family and I don't want that.
Religion is man-made and even dangerous. Try to mirror the behavior of the great masters of humanity like Jesus, Buddha, Moses etc.... They all had one thing in common: love.

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2018 10:34 PM EST

in response to: I’m starting to doubt the religion I was raised in and the necessity of obeying all the rules that came with it but if I leave I don’t know what else I’ll believe in. I’ve searched other religions but I don't see anything special in them. Does anyone have any advice for me on how to deal with this situation?
(Jesus Christ, the conshmerv is worse than an ignorant fool. My God.)

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2018 5:37 PM EST

in response to: Liberals: "Kim Jong ill is a dictator! Kill him! Democracy is freedom!" Also liberals: "impeach Trump! Obama president 5ever!" 😅🤣😅🤣🤔👌🏻😂
No, I am requesting that the Jewish preacher Jesus Christ does not perform the previously mentioned action!

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2018 12:30 PM EST

in response to: I borrowed my neighbor's phone to make a prank 911 call and now my neighbor is mad at me.
No, don't do that! Jesus!

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2018 3:30 AM EST

in response to: I borrowed my neighbor's phone to make a prank 911 call and now my neighbor is mad at me.
Jesus H. Christ!

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2018 2:46 AM EST

in response to: What happens if you microwave a baby?
It hurts because you have committed a sin and a demon entered and possessed your lower member during this heathenous act. the devil has branded thine sacred area as his own property to carry out any dastardly deed he and his servant demon see fit. And after he is done with you on this Earth, you will be condemned to hell where u must spend the rest of eternity being defiled by the Lord of sin. Unless of course you repent, because baby Jesus is all about forgiveness.

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2018 2:45 AM EST

in response to: Why do my privates hurt after intercourse with my sister?
I don't think that people would create the term God just like that.I mean you are right about one thing,and that's that people would lie about some things just to become popular,but i don't think that they would lie about this.I mean i don't think that people would also lie about ressurection of Jesus if they have seen him appear to them.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2018 6:06 PM EST

in response to: Why do people believe in fairy tales like god, devils, and souls?
Jesus was a middle eastern man, but not a "son of god" or whatever.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2018 5:15 PM EST

in response to: Why do people believe in fairy tales like god, devils, and souls?
So,probably according to you Jesus never existed too,right?

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2018 5:14 PM EST

in response to: Why do people believe in fairy tales like god, devils, and souls?
Halaluya Jesus.

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2018 5:51 PM EST

in response to: Welcome to hell
The biggest miracle Jesus ever did was was being a white man.

UNITED STATES / DEC 31, 2017 3:40 PM EST

in response to: this just in;God doesnt like trump but he likes guts and guns! Wow... read the bible much?
No, I turn the tide on them by forcing them to take me to their base and then suicide bombing it screaming "PRAISE JESUS!"

UNITED STATES / DEC 30, 2017 9:10 AM EST

in response to: If ISIS tells you you must break it, do you say "fuсk no! I'm too busy eating cat sht out of my sister's ćunt "?
Jesus is a trans person?

UNITED STATES / DEC 14, 2017 1:37 PM EST

in response to: How come I can't tell a rude trans person to leave me alone without people yelling at me for being "transphobic"? I'm not at all, I'm dating a trans person. Jesus.
Everyone is named Joseph and Mary and they ride asses into Bethlehem so they can be counted, all the inns are full, all the Mary's are pregnant so they all have to stay in a stable and all the babies are named Jesus and they are all put in mangers and only about half of them die.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2017 4:44 PM EST

in response to: What is daily life like in Jerusalem, Israel?
Jesus, dude.

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2017 5:04 PM EST

in response to: Does anyone know where I can get a used bariatric walking hoist for my 640lb pregnant wife? I need it at a reasonable price. Most new ones are anywhere from $1550 to $3000. I'm looking to spend about $2000 for an 1100lb cap model.
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