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Y'all need Jesus.

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2016 5:21 AM EST

in response to: my boyfriend enoys role playing when we make love and he wants me to buy some handcuffs the problem is that daddy says that i can't have a raise in my pocket money until i am 12 so i cant afford to buy them i know that i am very lucky to have a 35 year old boyfriend and i dont want to loose him does any one have any ideas about what to do?
Sweet Jesus, this was exactly what I needed. Thanks.

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2016 6:27 PM EST

in response to: Bent Shafts new album Bust My Flange, an album of oversampled hi-speed mixed and mashed love ballades is now on itunes.
Jesus is always here.

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2016 10:20 PM EST

in response to: Why didn't Jesus return in the year 1975 or He did come but in Spiritual form?
Jesus

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2016 6:56 AM EST

in response to: Who would you make you happy to see in person?
Christian* & it's whatever you feel is best. Do you want to believe in "God" and "Jesus Christ" as your savior and protector, or would you rather not worry about religion and get on with your daily life?

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2016 3:23 AM EST

in response to: Christen or atheist?
Jesus probably loves your filthy mouth!

UNITED STATES / DEC 25, 2015 10:25 PM EST

in response to: The dirty whore doesn't even celebrate Christmas 😢
So what if Jesus is a nìgger at Christmas.

UNITED STATES / DEC 25, 2015 4:46 PM EST

in response to: MERRY CHRISTMAS NlGGER CUNTS
Jesus lives

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2015 5:49 PM EST

in response to: What will always be your favorite conspiracy theory?
Jesus was delusional. He may have exited, but why on earth did he think he was the son of some god?

NETHERLANDS / DEC 18, 2015 10:36 AM EST

in response to: Jesus amply provides for us here and in Heaven
Well...i think its the bad stuff that has been catching up to me...i have no social life, my familly is poor, and we are currently trying to scavenge the money tp get my stepdad out who threatend to hang me...i really just dont know what to do and i am being serious. I swear on jesus christ himself.

UNITED STATES / DEC 17, 2015 6:54 PM EST

in response to: I have deression and anxiety and i have been bullied for 9 years about my looks...the only good side that people like is my art...but lately i have been thinking of giving up. I think i might be better off dead... Any advice?
step below jesus

UNITED STATES / DEC 15, 2015 9:32 PM EST

in response to: If someone has my router password, WPS Pin, and credentials for full access to the admin functions at 192.168.0.1 is hard-wired into my router port 1, has accessed a cmd prompt and inserted a USB drive in my router, what capabilities would he have in this "private" network to data on my pc laptop -- worse case scenario?
Jesus death prayers to all who love the skank.

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2015 9:09 PM EST

in response to: I received my Black Friday packages in the post today, and I have to say, I am totally floored with the Ibiza flight tote. Snagged it in the olive green color, and it's better then expected. The quality is gorgeous, and on its own, it's quite heavy! Originally $198, Hayden and Hartnett is having a sale and it was 30% off. I still have to try on the Kick boot jeans from American Eagle, but Black Friday totally rocks!
Jesus death prayers to all who put her down.

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2015 8:43 PM EST

in response to: I received my Black Friday packages in the post today, and I have to say, I am totally floored with the Ibiza flight tote. Snagged it in the olive green color, and it's better then expected. The quality is gorgeous, and on its own, it's quite heavy! Originally $198, Hayden and Hartnett is having a sale and it was 30% off. I still have to try on the Kick boot jeans from American Eagle, but Black Friday totally rocks!
Jesus Christ, you're stating the obvious.

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2015 7:18 AM EST

in response to: Do you like ▋ ▋ Nigeria ▋ ▋ ?
Even if there's a god, that doesn't necessarily mean he had a son called Jesus.

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2015 3:19 AM EST

in response to: the problem is that jesus is a liar because there is no god
No Jesus saved soul.

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2015 1:10 AM EST

in response to: Are you really a lesbian?
No Jesus saved soul.

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2015 1:10 AM EST

in response to: Are you really a lesbian?
No Jesus saved soul.

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2015 1:10 AM EST

in response to: Are you really a lesbian?
Goddamn freak. WTF did I just post? Are you stupid too? Stop being to goddamn freakish. Jesus. Freaks and weirdos. STFU!

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2015 7:18 PM EST

in response to: The falling leaves.... reach by the window. The falling leaves of red and gold. I see your lips, the summer kisses. The summer hands... I used tohold... Since you went away, eyes go low... But still I'll here cold winters song... Still I miss you most, my darling, when autumn leaves start to fall....
You started the thread - jesus..

UNITED STATES / OCT 18, 2015 1:20 AM EST

in response to: I'm sucking down the water and green tea tonite like mad... Hopefully I won't wake in the middle of the night and snack... 😩
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