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Everyone is named Joseph and Mary and they ride asses into Bethlehem so they can be counted, all the inns are full, all the Mary's are pregnant so they all have to stay in a stable and all the babies are named Jesus and they are all put in mangers and only about half of them die.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2017 4:44 PM EST

in response to: What is daily life like in Jerusalem, Israel?
Jesus, dude.

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2017 5:04 PM EST

in response to: Does anyone know where I can get a used bariatric walking hoist for my 640lb pregnant wife? I need it at a reasonable price. Most new ones are anywhere from $1550 to $3000. I'm looking to spend about $2000 for an 1100lb cap model.
8:31 is the most dangerous pedophile. These types of pedophiles are non American and are labeled as liberal. As you can see, they love bashing their president due to the fact that they watch all these liberally bias news stations and call themselves political people. They're dangerous cause liberals get away with everything nowadays. So a liberal pedophile would get away with having sex with a minor. 8:31 needs Jesus in their life.

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2017 8:38 PM EST

in response to: Who do you think is the most dangerous pedofile
Jesus Christ, it gets more and more boring. "What should I do?"

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2017 10:53 PM EST

in response to: I grabbed my cousin's p*nis unintentionally: We were swimming, my nail was big, I started to scratch him and him to get away from me, at that I tried to grab his belly, I just grabbed that place ... He just stood there, staring at my hand. I pulled my arm, n shouted "WHERE DID I PLACE MY HAND?", He just laughed, n denied that I grabbed HERE. But I felt the shape, barely able to look into his eyes now. I don't want to stay w/o talking to him, but that doesn't leave my head. What should I do?
Jesus made you beautiful just the way you are you are made in his image! Not ugly!

UNITED STATES / NOV 13, 2017 1:27 PM EST

in response to: Why, jesus, why did you make me so ugly?
Jesus Christ and Opie Cunningham.

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 11:52 AM EST

in response to: Do you think that people suffer because of nіgger cunts? They are tempting God by making all people different in some way.I mean you have ugly nіggers nіggers' diseases, nіgger rapers,killer nіggers, nіgger criminals,nіgger terrorists and many more nіgger cunts.And do you think if one day nіggers vanish from existence,that all of those things will change?
I don't care anymore, what you think. So many people hate me, too many of them despise me. I have nothing to loose, I will give whatever is left of my life completely to Jesus. He will vindicate me, I know my God is alive and he will have mercy on his creation. The rest of you can hate me all you want, I have never known anything but hatred.

SOUTH AFRICA / OCT 20, 2017 3:25 AM EST

in response to: soh you are vile, soh you are evil, soh you are a pig, soh you are disgusting.
All lives matter. Atleast that's what Jesus thought... ...get off this platform Warlock 69 calling people nig-ers.

SOUTH AFRICA / OCT 18, 2017 9:18 AM EST

in response to: Why is the slogan "black lives matter" acceptable, whereas "white lives matter" not acceptable?
Indeed, to see a child as merely a vehicle for your own immortalisation denies the individuality of that child. But do we know that Jesus didn't have children?

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2017 4:54 AM EST

in response to: Do men know that leaving a child behind won't really immortalise you or leave some special part of you behind. For all you know that's another man's kid(sorry 4 loughing) or the kid will die young and you might too. Living life to the fullest is not just about having kids, it's about how much you obeyed God. Jesus lived his life fuller than anyone in recorded history and he never had kids.
Jesus Christ seriously. Women are annoying. All they do is bitch and complain about how they have it bad. Like God damn. You're not the only one on this earth. Men have problems too. You don't see us using you as emotional tampons. Look, women are always going to be that way. You're best bet is to try and become a loner. That's such a better life. God I miss that so much.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2017 2:42 AM EST

in response to: Women out there! What kind of a man do you want?
You are still not ok. A demonic entity from America, synagogue of satan perhaps(would explain the black hair) or a satanic super soldier. You are powerless against the name of Jesus.

SOUTH AFRICA / OCT 10, 2017 9:15 AM EST

in response to: You are despicable! SOUTH AFRICA / OCT 10, 2017 6:02 AM EST.................STRONG WORDS COMING FROM A NlGGER CUNT
She maybe realize Jesus is the one who can satisfy....

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2017 5:11 AM EST

in response to: K so I was f-ckin this girl and I got m d-ck stuck in her and now she's wanting to cut it off??? Help???
Jesus Christ, thank you guys.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2017 6:24 AM EST

in response to: I am lesbian and don't know how to tell my family. HELP ME PEOPLE.
She wont, another night's cold turkey. May the Lord Jesus send you to hell before 8pm tonight.

SOUTH AFRICA / SEP 21, 2017 9:11 AM EST

in response to: I hope soh spreads em for me today
do something you love, that's what I've learned about the son of God(Jesus Christ)

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2017 2:02 AM EST

in response to: I have been trying to educate myself on minorities so I could be more tolerant so I thought I'd go straight to the source. But the more I read Muslim forums, the more I dislike Muslims. The more I read negro forums, the more I dislike negroes. The more I read lgbt forums, the more I dislike lgbts. Where can I learn about them in a better way?
Jesus gave food to 2000 people with just 5 loaves and 2 fish

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2017 5:29 AM EST

in response to: Jesus Christ might have fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.
Call for Jesus

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2017 5:24 AM EST

in response to: ARRRRGH! Ok, so I've just come out of the shower and my face feels very tight, stinging and it feels like someone has peeled a layer of skin off it! I looked in the mirror and it's gone bright red and has tiny bumps all over it, what do I do to help calm it?! Please help!!!!
Look at Jesus

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2017 5:21 AM EST

in response to: I am tired of you redneck halfwit temper tantrum crybaby bitch-ass whiny racist assholes. Fuсk you and your lizard brain idiot king upon us. You fuсkers are so blind that you think Trump is God. Fuсk you for being weak-minded irresponsible idiots. Fuсk you for being racist assholes just because you grew up that way. At least your goddamn idiocracy is going to die with you.
Your god don't love you but my God always love you.nDinald trump is just a mere man that can't defeat death like Jesus did

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2017 5:19 AM EST

in response to: Donald Trump is my God. I will worship no other .
It is connected to sin but Jesus already took care of that sin

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2017 10:15 PM EST

in response to: If god is omnipotent, how do explain the apple and the flood?
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