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The coming Of Our and Savior Jesus Christ.

IRELAND / JUL 27, 2014 7:03 PM EST

in response to: What is the most amazing thing you have witnessed?
Jesus. The why I think is rather obvious.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 10:19 AM EST

in response to: If you could hang out with a famous person, who would that person be and why?
Fix it Jesus.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2014 10:30 PM EST

in response to: I can fix all those lies... My heart is in pain, but I'm smiling for you.
Sorry. Just as asinine the second time around. Go swallow Jesus's man meat. Weirdo.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2014 3:18 PM EST

in response to: Significance in a female is rated by size; breast size, ass size, etc. Most of the really significant ones donít live very long as they tend hook up with societal lowlifes who feed their compulsive need for oral pleasure. They either become brood mares for the societal bottom of the barrel or they get so fat that they die of heart disease by age 40. Human females are not too far removed from swine
I knew a girl that was so into man meat that she would of sucked off Jesus as he hanged on the cross.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2014 3:02 PM EST

in response to: List of significant females who arenít dead?
As long as they've been saved and given their life over to Jesus Christ.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2014 11:00 AM EST

in response to: Would you date an ex sex worker?
5.Notice the state of this planet and suffering,war and disease. Also notice the lack of miraculous events of today, unlike in the bible. In the bible it says that Jesus could not perform miracles because of the people's lack of belief. NO PROXY BELIEF WAS REQUIRED IN ORDER TO CREATE THE WORLD AND ADAM, THE FIRST MAN. BUT WAS ADAM SIMPLY THE FIRST OF A NEW TRIBE?

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2014 2:37 PM EST

in response to: Happy Birthday America, you are no longer little sweet sixteenÖNor are you a dainty ballerina or a beauty queen. Having joined in the stoning of His prophets and saints, Your make-upís make-up clearly resembles war-paint! If you could see all things from beginning to endÖ To which side, Godís or Satan's would your knees bend?
First 1149: It is the 3rd version. The first version was the Jewish religion. The sequel involved Jesus, and the third in series introduced Allah. Pay no attention to the Book of Mormon. Think of it as the Star Wars prequels.

UNITED STATES / JUN 17, 2014 11:52 AM EST

in response to: Who is this bloody Allah idiot anyway?
Jesus Christ saved me

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2014 9:29 AM EST

in response to: How has JC improved your life?
Jesus shaves.

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2014 6:42 PM EST

in response to: Did Jesus Christ like cats?
Jesus was a God damn smelly hippie vegaterian liberal cunt.

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2014 6:35 PM EST

in response to: Did Jesus Christ like cats?
Because God is contradictory. God's logic is like a Moebius strip. One example: Jesus was unhappy, because the people would not see(understand him). It also says: God blinded them so that they would not see. God made them ignorant and sinful. The other example is God telling Satan to kill Job's daughters as a test. (thou shalt not kill - eh God?). So, Satan, whose evil acts are called a test by God is testing us is another example of God's Moebius strip logic.

UNITED KINGDOM / MAY 30, 2014 11:07 PM EST

in response to: If homosexuality is such an abomination to God, why doesn't it disappear when someone becomes a Christian?
who the fuk is darling around here jesus h christ

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2014 3:40 PM EST

in response to: This guy cancelled 20 minutes before a date because he says he met someone else that was better looking. If things don't work out he said he'd call me back. That was two days ago. How long should I wait before moving on?
I'd tell you to get down on your knees and start pleasing Jesus.

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2014 1:14 PM EST

in response to: If you had the power of persuasion for a day (tell anyone to do anything) what would you do?
Jesus loves me

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2014 5:53 PM EST

in response to: kaz is a faggot
Jesus was gay

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2014 11:46 PM EST

in response to: He is risen! Happy Easter JC!
jesus would nail your bitch ass easy.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2014 10:35 PM EST

in response to: if jesus did exist did he screamed like a bitch when they nailed his ass to that cross!?!
Jesus is a fairy tale about a person who never existed, the whole story is ripped off from other religions.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2014 4:18 PM EST

in response to: He is risen! Happy Easter JC!
Yeah Heart-Shaped Box' is a damn fine novel. A page-turner, by God. Good work, Joe.Call me crazy, but I was kinda groovin' on Kevin Bacon in the leindag role. He's gotta be old enough to play Jude, and he's got some chops on the ax, too.Give him some long black hair a few threads of gray. Give him a good old Jesus-beard. Bang! You got yourself a rock star.

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2014 7:30 PM EST

in response to: I can't wait until it comes out about how Mary paid Judas to kill Jesus. How will this little bit of info change the world once it becomes released?
Jesus, I missed a lot. Are you speaking of Italy of Cali?

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2014 2:59 PM EST

in response to: Hey there are admins. the Phone and address is gone. A little late people. Where were you when all the other personal crap was posted? Thanks for nothing.
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