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If Jesus saves, he better save himself

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2016 6:48 PM EST

in response to: Oh! Jesus save me
The same speed as the faggotsexual Jesus.

ROMANIA / JUN 21, 2016 5:39 PM EST

in response to: How fast do gays go to hell?
You need Jesus

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2016 4:39 PM EST

in response to: I am fine with Cristians, as long as they don't try yo convert me.
Get on your knees and please Jesus.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2016 11:46 AM EST

in response to: Should I become a rapist for Jesus?
Jesus was cirumcised!

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2016 7:29 PM EST

in response to: Are you circumсised?
Jesus died!

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2016 6:46 PM EST

in response to: This site is still here? Why?
"I don't know if I still like him." Jesus Christ, move on. Don't be a drama queen, will ya?!

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2016 10:02 AM EST

in response to: I used to like this guy but now he semi likes this girl but the girl doesn't like him back. But I don't know if I still like him, how do you know when you like a guy?
Jesus is stoned?

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2016 4:53 PM EST

in response to: Whut be stoppin' ya' right now fum givin' yo' life t'Jesus Christ? Acts 4:11-12 Jesus be ‘de stone ya' builders rejected, which gots become da damn co'nerstone.’ Salvashun be found in no one else, fo' dere be no oda' dojigger unda' heaven given t'mankind by which we gots'ta be saved.”
Nobody cares about god anymore you robot. It's funny how religious people, who believe in souls, often act like soulless machines when talking about jesus.

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 3:10 PM EST

in response to: What is stopping you right now from giving your life to Jesus Christ? Acts 4:11-12 Jesus is ‘the stone you builders rejected, which has become the cornerstone.’ Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved.”
We are helpless on our own. You would never get mad at a blind person for not being able to drive a car, yet some "Christians" get mad at unbelievers for the sinful life they lead. They are still blind, they need Jesus to come and set them free, so they can see He is the only way. Acts 11-12 Jesus is ‘the stone you builders rejected, which has become the cornerstone.’ Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved.”

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 11:20 AM EST

in response to: I made a deal to God that I won't watch a specific inappropiate Youtube channel so he can help me recover from a private issue. Is this useless??
Okay; yes I will admitt I was asking about sex and boyfriends but I did not ask the question about dad having sex with daughter. I'm going to stop asking questions about sex and boyfriends. I would never ever commit suicide. Jesus loves all to much for us to kill ourselves and was crusified and died on the cross for all of us to save us from our sins. The one and only true God loves us all. Because of him if we accept him we will have eternal life with him when we die. I will pray for you.

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2016 8:14 PM EST

in response to: i really want to finger myself. im tight though. i want somethng tiny and hollow to stick up there. Suggestions? no sex toys plz.
I pooped on jesus in hEavEn

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2016 12:11 PM EST

in response to: I'm thinking about becoming Jesus's apprentice. I've studied all of his songs and I taught my friends some. I just need to climb a hill and put on my nun pants and that will finalize everything. Am I ready?
Find Jesus.

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2016 3:26 PM EST

in response to: I hate my life, I thought my ex and I would marry each other but turns out he was always confused about me cause his ex was on his mind! What do I do? Do I just rebound with anyone who wants to have just a good time? Or do I drink it away?
Jesus christ. These replies. Like, really?? How does liking more than one gender and/or sex make me "a weirdo"?? It's my sexuality not your's. I was just asking for the name (or term for) of the sexuality, not to be judged. I'm sorry I'm "ew." Nice to know. If it makes you even more uncomfortable: I'm in love with females more than I'm in love with males, I only like a couple males, I like several girls :")))) -me, aka the person who asked this question

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2016 4:50 AM EST

in response to: So here's a question. I'm female, what sexuality would I be if I was in love with females, males, and non-binary people??
Why are you doing this. Jesus forgives you. Please pray for yourself and know that I am praying for you since same sex love is wrong. It is all lust. I'm not mad at you but your actions

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2016 4:31 AM EST

in response to: So here's a question. I'm female, what sexuality would I be if I was in love with females, males, and non-binary people??
No! Jesus rejects you.

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2016 3:57 PM EST

in response to: Jesus fuсk me
Yall need Jesus

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2016 8:52 PM EST

in response to: I got a text from my girlfriend from Dubai. She is fine and healthy, and she said that she passed her exam in the suicide bombing class she signed up for. She just left Belgium not too long ago, and she is coming home to get ready for her graduation. I'm so proud of her. :)
Three Mormon missionaries from the U.S. are among the injured after terror attacks in Brussels on Tuesday, according to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints .

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2016 1:33 PM EST

in response to: In light of the attacks in Belgium, I'd just like to say that the real victims here are the moderate Muslims who will undoubtedly be the target of Islamophobia. Islam is a religion of peace and these terrorists do not represent the whole religion.
no because jesus isn't real hunni get off this website and do something productive

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2016 10:16 PM EST

in response to: did Jesus bite his nails?
Jesus doesn't want you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 2, 2016 12:46 PM EST

in response to: we need jesus more than ever
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