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UNITED STATES / MAR 2, 2015 9:00 AM EST

in response to: Does anyone else think that dinosaurs probably talked? Did they wear clothes?
Jesus Christ

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2015 6:52 PM EST

in response to: What do you savoir?
To the Lord Jesus?

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 10:28 AM EST

in response to: Is your girl faithful?
They don't eat during sun up. Once the sun goes down then they can eat. I think the fish is a connection to the part in the bible where Jesus took a loaf of bread and two fish and managed to feed a whole group of people.

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2015 1:26 AM EST

in response to: Will you be eating fish for Lent?
Jesus

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 12, 2015 4:51 PM EST

in response to: Who deserves a warm welcome?
Jesus Christ?

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2015 5:25 PM EST

in response to: Are you free of obsessions and compulsions?:Answer:JC
coherence is an issue. jesus luvs you i'm sure.

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2015 4:35 PM EST

in response to: Is the sun is God's asshole?
Theyre ok but a little too much jesus for my liking.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2015 9:25 AM EST

in response to: Ever listen to P.O.D. ?
And Jesus.

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2015 5:16 PM EST

in response to: GOD said 'let there be faggots' and there was you.
Track down Jesus and kill him for starting it all.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2015 1:13 PM EST

in response to: Liberalism is a cult. What should be done about it?
Jesus was the original liberial, take out a dictionary and check up the correct meaning of the word, you uneducated moron.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2015 1:39 PM EST

in response to: Liberals will still defend Islam, no matter how many violent attacks they carry out.
Jesus Christ wasn't a liberal.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2015 11:50 AM EST

in response to: Liberals will still defend Islam, no matter how many violent attacks they carry out.
You obviously don't under the correct meaning of the word liberal, don't forget the most famous liberal even was Jesus Christ.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2015 11:44 AM EST

in response to: Liberals will still defend Islam, no matter how many violent attacks they carry out.
Use the power of Jesus.

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2015 7:46 PM EST

in response to: how do I say the f word on justcurio
I have a ♥ on for Jesus.

UNITED STATES / DEC 28, 2014 1:08 PM EST

in response to: Have you let Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior into you heart?
you killed jesus

UNITED STATES / DEC 25, 2014 11:48 PM EST

in response to: Hey JC fam, how did your xmas go?
Obama is the second coming of Our Lord Jesus Christ.

IRELAND / DEC 23, 2014 11:36 PM EST

in response to: Obama is racist and then other posts and North Korea can anyone else. Seeing that he thinks all Germans are Nazis. Obama is for real or jerking off. double-dog dare you want to say whatever the type of the banks, the stuff about panties: ノಠ益ಠ Do you want to test me? Obama is 'Murica, dammit, and see what I look like when I look like when I don't speak German, but you might be a trigger for our first discomfort-related post.
Jesus is a dead Arab.

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2014 10:34 AM EST

in response to: I pray to Jesus you all die.
I DIDN'T ASK WHO EATS THEM I ASKED WHICH ONE YOU LIKE BETTER JESUS CHRIST

/ DEC 14, 2014 11:28 AM EST

in response to: Do you prefer chocolate chip or peanut butter cookies?
They don't stew in the vag they bubble up through it and dissipate into the air Jesus Christ get it right

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2014 10:52 PM EST

in response to: oh god I just burped so long and loudly. Man that felt so good
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