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It was the Jewish hierarchy of the time who asked for Jesus to be executed, I don't think a country like American whose predominate religion is Christianity would ever allow a nation that was responsible for killing the person that started their religion become part of their country, the Christ Killers would never be accepted.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2015 5:19 PM EST

in response to: When Israel becomes the 51st State, would that retroactively make Jesus Christ an American?
Les me guess, your name is Jesus?

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2015 4:52 PM EST

in response to: How much sleep are you getting lately?
Jesus Christ was a pescetarian.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2015 12:14 PM EST

in response to: Jesus christ I need a hamburger
If you want Jesus to get you a hamburger then pray for one.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2015 11:42 AM EST

in response to: Jesus christ I need a hamburger
...I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain, made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, but what's puzzling you is the nature of my game...

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2015 11:03 PM EST

in response to: Here is a fact that will bring it all into perspective: When Soh was born: Pope John Paul II was the pope, the Panama Саnal was still controlled by the US, Hong Kong was still British Territory, the Cold War was still going on, the Berlin Wall split West and East Germany, and Michael Jackson was black. Yet Soh acts as if she was born 5 years ago...
He's just like a modern day Jesus, unlike the conservative Nero's.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2015 1:48 PM EST

in response to: How corrupt is Barack Jewssein Obama bin Laden al-Baghdadi?
Jesus, how many times can you post a picture of some effin petunia in your garden???

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2015 5:03 PM EST

in response to: I had so many pictures for GP today, guess I will have to wait.
Jesus cries

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 9:12 PM EST

in response to: Should I ask my daughter-in-law to beat up my wife?...I can't stand her anymore. I know my daughter-in-law will be glad to kick her ass. My son isn't here, he works in Canada, so this could be a secret between my daughter-in-law and me..what do you think?
did you get my jesus death prayers?

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2015 9:05 PM EST

in response to: Hi, duckies... Am here for a lil while. :) Are you still mad at me?
I got banned after posting a comment about the ChildFree community. Those idiots thought I was advocating for child abuse. I tried posting from several areas in my town, the library, thee McDonald's wi-fy, local mall's wi-fi, even went to a Subway restaurant in a nearby town, and they were ALL blocked from GP. That Jesus killer must have banned my entire state from posting!

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2015 4:38 PM EST

in response to: How many of you are banned from ghostposter?
our lord and savior jesus christ god bless

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2015 6:16 AM EST

in response to: what female do you masterbate to
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UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2015 5:52 AM EST

in response to: how do i find DEEZ NUTS
To be at peace 24/7. To see Jesus in every living soul. To let Him shine through me at all times. That's what makes my soul happy, (I'm so far from this)

UNITED STATES / MAY 3, 2015 8:12 PM EST

in response to: What is your wildest, wierd fantasy?
Jesus Puncher!

CANADA / MAY 2, 2015 1:06 PM EST

in response to: How can I get more creative in my cursing?
Jesus that's big bitch.

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2015 4:53 PM EST

in response to: How well do you know your wife or girlfriend; do you even know what size bra she wears?
Lying cunt. He only managed to kill six million kikes. With the resources at his disposal he should have been able to rid the world of the cunting Jesus-killing vermin. The ćunt was a closest Jew lover

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2015 5:24 AM EST

in response to: HitIer did nothing wrong.
amen 6:30 PM EST. You're not Jesus Christ. Your way isn't the only correct way. Or.. are you Jesus? Baby came back!

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2015 6:38 PM EST

in response to: I often try to delegate tasks to adult members of my family, and, although I am a perfectionist, I've been trying to trust them to get it right on their own. However, 90% of the time it goes so wrong. Should I just explain everything to them in minute detail like they're children, or would that be demeaning?
jesus

UNITED STATES / MAR 2, 2015 9:00 AM EST

in response to: Does anyone else think that dinosaurs probably talked? Did they wear clothes?
Jesus Christ

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2015 6:52 PM EST

in response to: What do you savoir?
To the Lord Jesus?

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 10:28 AM EST

in response to: Is your girl faithful?
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