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Jesus=God

UNITED STATES / MAR 9, 2017 7:02 PM EST

in response to: OK got it! Take all your sins yourself. When Jesus comes back what do you expect: it's a trick! He was god/good at it!
Only thing you can do now is to turn to the Lord and saviour Jesus. He will help get you through this.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 6:48 PM EST

in response to: My past month? Gf has an abortion and breaks up with me for zero reason, I move out. Reach out to my ex gf who previously was helpful and not tells me to go away, I send her 6 texts and she tries to get me done for harassment. I'm not not allowed to see my daughter. I'm homeless - sofa surfing.I have little to no money I still have my job. I have no car - or blew up and barely worth anything. My friends aren't people you can talk to
dearest interesting lovely majestic lover, have you heard of jesus? he came into my bedroom last night and gave me the hand job of my life. he resurrected my erection 4 times before i jizzed in his holy holes causing him to hoe back to his stony cave ... winky face? yours sincerely, sexypants disciple #69.420.BLAZEIT.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 6:20 PM EST

in response to: (PLEASE BE SERIOUS HERE) I wanted to know if an elephant would do anything to me if i decided to wrap myself up in its trunk. If you know what it would do please tell me but if you dont try to guess but please be serious in your answer
Jesus Christ is Lord

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2017 9:26 AM EST

in response to: what do you know for sure?
You woke up. No Saints, no angels, no Jesus. It was Ahura Mazda who woke you up. Oopsie.

NETHERLANDS / FEB 28, 2017 6:45 PM EST

in response to: When I wake up in the land of Glory, with the Saints I will tell my story. There will be one name I will proclaim. Jesus. Where will you be?
The one, the only, Jesus the lord.

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2017 3:34 PM EST

in response to: Is Jesus the way?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Jesus, kid! Not even women shave their eyebrows clean off!

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2017 4:33 AM EST

in response to: I wanna shave my eyebrows off, like no brow. What can I do about my parents and school? Or what can I do to get rid of them, as I'm scared of doing it. I'm a 15 y/o boy
Jesus Christ, wasn't that clear from the start?!!

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2017 8:17 AM EST

in response to: Did you know? Trump admires Putin's kleptocratic autocracy. That's what he wants for the US as well. There is no room for deplorables in that picture. Their vote is needed and that's it.
oh my baby jesus, I thought this was an actual question lmao

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2017 5:50 PM EST

in response to: I've been talking to this girl almost 2 months. We've gone out a few times and I really spending time with her. Valentine's day is coming up very soon. Would it be appropriate to get her flowers for Valentine's day or is it too much (she's only 8 years old)? If not flowers what should I get her? I was thinking about just getting her some Skittles. She was prepared to stroke my сock after I bought her a 14 ounce bag, do you think she will let me molest her properly if I get her a 41 ounce bag?
It is one thing to say that you're a Christian and totally different to actually live the life style in which Jesus preached. Yes is the old testament it does say for one man to lay with another man is an abomination. In the new testament it tells us that we should love and not judge one another.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2017 4:14 PM EST

in response to: Why does LGBTQ community support Islam even though real muslims kill gays?
Country fresh Jesus.

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2017 2:47 PM EST

in response to: Big butter Jesus?
No Jesus Christ you shouldn't commit suicide at all find help okay??

UNITED STATES / JAN 3, 2017 1:30 AM EST

in response to: Should I commit suicide on my ex's b-day? (She's the reason. She said I "wasn't good enough")
IKR. JESUS CHRIST.

/ JAN 3, 2017 8:08 PM EST

in response to: Some people on this website need to STOP being mean. Some people are actually trying to ask legitimate questions...
Jesus is just mexican.

UNITED STATES / JAN 3, 2017 6:06 PM EST

in response to: What is one of your favorite conspiracy theories?
Jesus?

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2016 9:17 PM EST

in response to: Duckies, I found something... 😊
New years might be a little bit intense.....Christmas lights are chill and you might see Jesus! =)

UNITED STATES / DEC 15, 2016 12:25 PM EST

in response to: Should I drop and look at Christmas Lights, or save for new years fireworks?
I walk ON the river. I'm Jesus, baby!

CANADA / DEC 14, 2016 8:38 PM EST

in response to: Should I walk down University tonight? ☺️
jesus

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2016 7:54 AM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: What does the J in Donald J. Trump stand for? The J stands for "Jackass".
You all need Jesus!

UNITED STATES / OCT 27, 2016 1:34 PM EST

in response to: We grounded our daughter from her prom for something we later found out she didn't even do. It's been 6 months but she's still a little regretful about missing her prom. Her birthday's in October and she's indicated that she would really appreciate a prom-themed birthday party for herself and a few friends. We want to do this for her but it sounds expensive. How can we do it without totally breaking the bank?
Jesus was NOT a follower of John the Baptist. Infact John was his cousin. When John baptized people they would ask him if he was Christ, and John would always say that he was not, and that Christ would soon come. Jesus by no means was a follower of John. If anything it was the vice versa. We do believe that Jesus died, we just believe he rose again because it is what scripture tells us and scripture is always right.

UNITED STATES / OCT 18, 2016 10:42 PM EST

in response to: how jesus die? who kill him?
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