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UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2016 7:54 AM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: What does the J in Donald J. Trump stand for? The J stands for "Jackass".
You all need Jesus!

UNITED STATES / OCT 27, 2016 1:34 PM EST

in response to: We grounded our daughter from her prom for something we later found out she didn't even do. It's been 6 months but she's still a little regretful about missing her prom. Her birthday's in October and she's indicated that she would really appreciate a prom-themed birthday party for herself and a few friends. We want to do this for her but it sounds expensive. How can we do it without totally breaking the bank?
Jesus was NOT a follower of John the Baptist. Infact John was his cousin. When John baptized people they would ask him if he was Christ, and John would always say that he was not, and that Christ would soon come. Jesus by no means was a follower of John. If anything it was the vice versa. We do believe that Jesus died, we just believe he rose again because it is what scripture tells us and scripture is always right.

UNITED STATES / OCT 18, 2016 10:42 PM EST

in response to: how jesus die? who kill him?
Idk if you're serious or not but Jesus Christ, a historical figure and important role in Christianity, died of Crucifixion (being nailed to a cross) to save us for our sins. He claimed that he would 'break down the temple and rebuild it in three days' which he did metaphorically to the Kingdom of God. Though Ponticus Pilate is the one that sentenced him to death, it was a compilation of all of our sins, and a choice of the people of Jerusalem. Even some of his own people.

UNITED STATES / OCT 18, 2016 10:40 PM EST

in response to: how jesus die? who kill him?
I will kill your dog forJesus too.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2016 12:28 PM EST

in response to: Praise Jesus! Of course I will kill my goddamn dog for Him!
Praise Jesus! Of course I will kill my goddamn dog for Him!

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2016 6:17 AM EST

in response to: Would you want Donald J. Trump to grab you by the shaft?
Praise Jesus! Of course I will kill my goddamn dog for Him!

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2016 6:08 AM EST

in response to: Would you kill your dog for Jesus?
Jesus Christ, Chris, give it up. Get your own ideas!

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2016 11:26 PM EST

in response to: We grounded our pet locust from her prom for something we later found out she didn't even do. We thought she'd ripped off our baby's head. Turned out our eldest son did it. Oopsie. Now, her birthday's in October and she said she wants a prom-themed birthday party for herself and some fellow locusts. It sounds expensive. WE DON'T WANT TO BREAK THE BANK. What can we do?
You don't trust in Jesus and go to hell when you die

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2016 9:34 PM EST

in response to: What's the worst that can happen?
No, Jesus Christ is.

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2016 12:02 PM EST

in response to: Is Dr. Phil the second coming?
Jesus Christ how horrifying

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2016 6:46 PM EST

in response to: A mother has been arrested for trying to arrange three-way sex with her own 14-year-old daughter. The daughter told police that her mother asked for a three-way, to which she said, ‘No’, before Harris replied, ‘You know we need the money’. In one alleged incident, a naked man walked into the daughter’s bedroom in Baton Rouge, along with Mamie Harris, 39, who was also naked. Google Mamie Harris to see her mugshot.
Jesus was a half naked Jew nailed to a piece of wood.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2016 2:22 PM EST

in response to: Do you believe that Jesus chose America to destroy nonbelievers and brown people?
I'm gonna kill my dog for Jesus, thank you!

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2016 8:22 AM EST

in response to: We grounded our daughter from her prom for something we later found out she didn't even do. It's been 6 months but she's still a little regretful about missing her prom. Her birthday's in October and she's indicated that she would really appreciate a prom-themed birthday party for herself and a few friends. We want to do this for her but it sounds expensive. How can we do it without totally breaking the bank?
Jesus I hate people

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2016 2:23 PM EST

in response to: This place clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education. Trailer trash site if there ever was one. Good day.
Jesus christ girl, you need to chill, Jacob Saggytits will never love you. And neither will anyone else. By the way, please go to school and learn how to spell. P.S. tell me how old you are cause I'm seriously curious if the Jacob fandom is worse than FNaF.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2016 4:04 PM EST

in response to: IF U DONT LIK JACOB SARTORIOS DEN I ILL COME TO UR HAOS & KIL UR HOL FAMLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe in Jesus so I'm going to heaven when I die

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2016 9:58 AM EST

in response to: Where do you go when you díe?
study jesus

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2016 4:46 PM EST

in response to: How can I become a mage?
Did Jesus fill you with his cummies?

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2016 11:40 AM EST

in response to: I wandered so aimless, life filled with sin I wouldn't let my Dear Savior in Then Jesus came like a stranger in the night Praise the Lord I saw the light I saw the light, I saw the light No more darkness, no more night Now I'm so happy, no sorrow in sight Praise the Lord, I saw the light
Jesus...

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2016 1:36 AM EST

in response to: jc is sus
Lippy gloss is mammon. Give your life to jesus.

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2016 3:31 PM EST

in response to: Give up your worship of overpriced cosmetics and jewellry now.
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