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But Jesus is.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2017 10:23 PM EST

in response to: Help is not coming.
Jesus

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2017 12:59 PM EST

in response to: who has been most influential in your life?
Barring everything written about Jesus doing good works, setting moral ideals and miracles, the satanists have never laid claim to to Jesus as the son of the Devil.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 9:02 AM EST

in response to: What if, the reason the Romans killed Jesus, was that he was actually the son of the devil?And when they crucified him, all the evils on the word was forever unleashed?
Barring everything written about Jesus doing good works, setting moral ideals and miracles, the satanists have never laid claim to to Jesus as the son of the Devil.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 9:02 AM EST

in response to: What if, the reason the Romans killed Jesus, was that he was actually the son of the devil?And when they crucified him, all the evils on the word was forever unleashed?
Barring everything written about Jesus doing good works, setting moral ideals and miracles, the satanist have never laid claim to to Jesus as the son of the Delvil

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 9:01 AM EST

in response to: What if, the reason the Romans killed Jesus, was that he was actually the son of the devil?And when they crucified him, all the evils on the word was forever unleashed?
Jesus H. Christ is this what the world has come to. Time for another fukin flood.

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2017 4:40 PM EST

in response to: im writing a story about a solider that just woke up and i need to make it so a wolve saves his life after he has been shot in the shoulder and is bleeding badly how can a freaking wolf save a mans life!?!?
Jesus

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 5:14 PM EST

in response to: who has been most influential in your life?
This guy makes a point I too suffered from suicidal thoughts i later found out that jesus was what i was missing in my life so please just go to your nearest church and talk to someone (dont go to a catholic church they are boring)

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 11:43 AM EST

in response to: Why should I live? Why should anyone live? What is the reason to live? What is the end result? Why shouldn't we all just commit suicide and not be tortured anymore? Is there a point to living? Life is truly hopeless. It's meaningless. Give me one reason why any of this is wrong and why I shouldn't kill myself. If I am not convinced by 12:00 PM EST on April 17, 2017, I will commit suicide by overdosing my prescription pills.
Friend, no matter how bad things are in your life, there is a God of love who is waiting for you to let Him guide you through your tunnel of despair and out into His marvelous light. He is your sure hope. His name is Jesus.identifies with you in your time of rejection and humiliation.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 11:40 AM EST

in response to: Why should I live? Why should anyone live? What is the reason to live? What is the end result? Why shouldn't we all just commit suicide and not be tortured anymore? Is there a point to living? Life is truly hopeless. It's meaningless. Give me one reason why any of this is wrong and why I shouldn't kill myself. If I am not convinced by 12:00 PM EST on April 17, 2017, I will commit suicide by overdosing my prescription pills.
Jesus will come again but luckly you will be dead before he comes once more so this question is irrelevant

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 11:37 AM EST

in response to: Should we kill Jesus?
Did Jesus fuсk the monkeys?

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 11:30 AM EST

in response to: If we didn't evolve from monkeys then where did humans come from?
God created Adam and Eve and they had a son named Jesus

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 10:55 AM EST

in response to: If we didn't evolve from monkeys then where did humans come from?
Oh yeah and some how we got from black to Snow White . Doubt it mate u need Jesus

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2017 10:09 AM EST

in response to: THE FIRST HUMANS WERE ACTUALLY NlGGERS. WE ALL DESCENDED FROM NSlGGERS IN AFRICA
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're a cunt.

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2017 12:24 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump's press secretary said that Hitler never used chemical weapons on his enemies. As it is a well known fact that he did, did the Trump administration literally deny the Holocaust?
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're a cunt.

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2017 5:09 PM EST

in response to: On Good Friday Jesus looked down from his cross, and spoke out to his disciples... "none of you cunts touch my chocolate, i'll be back on Monday"
The blood of Jesus is against you.

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 6:49 PM EST

in response to: I'll sleep well tonite, I will. 😊
Jesus Christ, don't you get bored by yourself?

NETHERLANDS / MAR 27, 2017 5:58 PM EST

in response to: Ok... so there's this guy, call him zach. Zach and I have been talking in class and texting alot! My friend mentioned a while ago that he may like me... at the time I saw him as only a friend. Recently I looked him up online and found out his family was really ruich, he hasn't mentioned it with me. I know it shouldn't change my thoughts, but should I date him? BTW he's the sweetest personal alive, we talk alot, but he's not the best looking.
Jesus=God

UNITED STATES / MAR 9, 2017 7:02 PM EST

in response to: OK got it! Take all your sins yourself. When Jesus comes back what do you expect: it's a trick! He was god/good at it!
Only thing you can do now is to turn to the Lord and saviour Jesus. He will help get you through this.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 6:48 PM EST

in response to: My past month? Gf has an abortion and breaks up with me for zero reason, I move out. Reach out to my ex gf who previously was helpful and not tells me to go away, I send her 6 texts and she tries to get me done for harassment. I'm not not allowed to see my daughter. I'm homeless - sofa surfing.I have little to no money I still have my job. I have no car - or blew up and barely worth anything. My friends aren't people you can talk to
dearest interesting lovely majestic lover, have you heard of jesus? he came into my bedroom last night and gave me the hand job of my life. he resurrected my erection 4 times before i jizzed in his holy holes causing him to hoe back to his stony cave ... winky face? yours sincerely, sexypants disciple #69.420.BLAZEIT.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 6:20 PM EST

in response to: (PLEASE BE SERIOUS HERE) I wanted to know if an elephant would do anything to me if i decided to wrap myself up in its trunk. If you know what it would do please tell me but if you dont try to guess but please be serious in your answer
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