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I like to imagine a very large man. Covered in dark fur. I think he smells of booze and cigarettes. So funking gross

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2015 6:35 PM EST

in response to: What do you reckon Darren the original owner of GP looks like?
Personally feeding him give him the opportunity to show how large an ass the really is and thus more entertaining. So I say feed the little mothers.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2015 12:18 PM EST

in response to: Are you depending on mass confusion?
There is no best type. Only what best suit you and your lifestyle. For example: a large dog would work well with a home with a yard. Small dog with an apartment. Some breeds work well with kids. Some don't. Some are okay with you being gone for several hours out of the day. Some require you to be around them constantly.

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2015 3:28 AM EST

in response to: What's your fav. dog breed? (I getting a puppy and I don't know which type is the best)
I was in the mini mart. All I was trying to do is simply give the clerk a one time opertunity to continue having a head without a hole in it in exchange for a large sum.of US currency which may or may not have been in the register. Next thing I know im being arrested! The nerve of police! Fuk dat bit©h nigge® shˇt

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2015 5:59 PM EST

in response to: What are some of your experiences with being racially profileed as an African American? like #aliveandblack (it exists)
I'd rather have a large soda, but thanks anyways. :)

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2015 3:43 AM EST

in response to: What do you think about Minnesota?
Having a large shaft

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2015 1:23 PM EST

in response to: What is your unique talent.
Get a large taxi.

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 18, 2015 1:15 PM EST

in response to: how can we get along with each other ?
I have a housekeeper that comes twice a week. My wife is too large to clean the house so this works out good for us.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2015 2:44 PM EST

in response to: Wow now that I'm paying someone to come clean the house instead of doing it myself it's amazing how they now respect a clean house. My sister even bent down and picked up a piece of food she dropped on the floor!
Your body goes through great changes during this time, and swollen/slightly enlarged breasts/tenderness is one of them. :) Be happy you aren't a man, with all your junk hanging out.... flapping about. Your girl parts are *neatly* tucked away inside.

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 4:51 PM EST

in response to: Why are my breasts tender before my period?
I'm afraid of large black women.

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2015 9:46 AM EST

in response to: Are you afraid of mice?
I'm afraid you're wrong. As you know, there is a much larger market for the product in question. But in all honesty you'd be better off leaving the toaster unplugged during copulation.

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 2:59 AM EST

in response to: Kentucky fried chicken. Do the people who eat that crap also get a bog with 1000 packs of glue to stick it to their arse? If the bog was transparent plastic, after a curry you would see it slide down the tubes. The bogs which are glued to people's backs are painfully separated from the body with surgery, then disposed of at 20,000 feet using an old IAI Westwind cargo plane.
How large are your hooters?

UNITED STATES / FEB 14, 2015 3:51 PM EST

in response to: I have a successful career, a car, my own flat, I'm well educated and have many friends - yet I still find a girlfriend. I've been single for 10 years. Every Valentines day I want to kill myself (after I've killed half the people around me).
It was put by a Canadian. And it went something like.. god.. v.large.. sucks. I laugh for hours.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 2:04 PM EST

in response to: What is the most taboo question in the world?
FYI. All the guys like my fine booty and large boobs, too. Your just jealous cause ain't no wants blow your micro-dick. Lmfao.

UNITED STATES / FEB 2, 2015 1:54 AM EST

in response to: What is your preferred brand?
Felt the urge to check this out today; am glad i did! Look forward to more and more poems and songs and books and films and posts and cmetonms etc arising from the culture at large about liberation And freedom's heartbeat

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2015 1:48 PM EST

in response to: "Some Native American tribes held war captives as slaves prior to and during European colonization, some Native Americans were captured and sold by others into slavery to Europeans, and a small number of tribes, in the late eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, adopted the practice of holding slaves as chattel property and held increasing numbers of African-American slaves." Shame on the Natives?
I've never seen that before and it looks so cool! Though I do have a rmbooa, I don't think I'd buy one of these. Our yard isn't large enough to justify it and if we had a super huge yard, I'd get a riding lawnmower. LOL So my 45 minute work out while mowing is safe while we live here. lol

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 11:02 AM EST

in response to: Todaу iѕ great. Тractor parade day right past my home and about 50 old tractors just went by and the newest one was probably 50 years old. Every one in like new condition. After they went by a pleasant surprise was old riding lawn mowers and the same with them. Beautiful condition and cunting right along.
No, I am not as large as a room.

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2015 8:32 PM EST

in response to: Are you bedroomy?
I'm case you haven't noticed there more older baby boomers. Before tv became popular, people read books and those who were older couldn't read the smaller print. The solution was larger printed books. Same thing with tv. Large screen means they can see a better image.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2015 5:45 PM EST

in response to: Why are there so many TV shows about hambeasts and their pathetic lives right now? What's with this fascination with extreme obesity?
Oh come now. There are several breeds of large swine that your little willy would fit into.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2015 8:50 PM EST

in response to: I want to fuсk a pig.
The police there will take you in for questioning if you have extra large muscles, to check if you are taking sterods, they are very strict, it is common place to be stopped in the street and arrested for further question because of your muscles. Strangely I've never heard of anybody in the region causing any trouble or complaing about the old religions.

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2015 4:38 PM EST

in response to: Someone at one time did burn down a church. Varg Vikerness of the Nordic Black Metal scene burned down an 11th Century church in Norway in 1991 because he didn't agree with how Christianity replaced Scandanavian Paganism in the Middle Ages. He eventually went to prison, though.
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