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AND AFTER THAT IT ATE ME. ONCE EATEN I BECAME CREATURE SHlT. SS I DECOMPSED I FURTELIZED THE GROUND AND WHAT I HELPED GROW BECAME LARGER AND FULLER OF LIFE THAN I EVER WAS

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2014 12:39 PM EST

in response to: Lets do a story! We'll make it a mystery. Lets see where it goes. I will start ... It was a dark stormy night... OK your turn, post a line
AND AFTER THAT IT ATE ME. ONCE EATEN I BECAME CREATURE SHlT. SS I DECOMPSED I FURTELIZED THE GROUND AND WHAT I HELPED GROW BECAME LARGER AND FULLER OF LIFE THAN I EVER WAS

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2014 12:39 PM EST

in response to: Lets do a story! We'll make it a mystery. Lets see where it goes. I will start ... It was a dark stormy night... OK your turn, post a line
Cats are very flexible creatures. My grandmother had large feet. She was also very tall, which would have made her more odd looking if she had tiny feet.

UNITED STATES / DEC 15, 2014 12:20 PM EST

in response to: My cat is trying to curl up in my shoe.
The weird thing is that, while yes I have quite large feet for a woman, I still don't think a 13lb cat can cram herself into a shoe.

UNITED STATES / DEC 15, 2014 11:51 PM EST

in response to: My cat is trying to curl up in my shoe.
I have large balls.

UNITED STATES / DEC 12, 2014 7:24 PM EST

in response to: i don't like clowns they scare me
So its a small one, but still large enough to cause you to gag. And evidently you are over your obsession over wrinkled ballsacks.

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2014 9:17 PM EST

in response to: NEWS FLASH... Sam... or Fatman (what I like to call him) is a fat, old man, LOsER who's tiny wenis (the thought of it) makes me GAG! Don't misunderstand, you loser's of JC... I am NOT interested in a man older than 45... Hahahahaha!! LMAO @ you LOSERS!!! Especially a loser like the obese creature called FM who posts on JC... That is all. :D
If you have smaller hooters you think more logical, larger more emotional. now answer me

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2014 10:42 PM EST

in response to: ACCOUNTING OR LINGUISTICS?!?!?! WHICH ONE. JUST PICK ONE.
Does she have large hooters?

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2014 3:21 PM EST

in response to: What is your opinion about a girl that is in a committed relationship, but somehow inadvertently allows other men on QQ Messenger to use her picture as 'getting off' material? She didn't allow them to do it, but didn't stop them either (mostly because she has over a thousand pictures of herself uploaded on her QQ Space).
"Hamish de Bretton-Gordon, a former commander of Britainís chemical weapons regiment, said that al-Muthanna has large stores of weaponized and bulk mustard gas and sarin, most of which has been put beyond ready use in concrete stores."

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2014 7:27 AM EST

in response to: Oh dear! The New York Times has a story about all the chemical weapons found in Iraq that was kept secret for years. Hmmmmm ..... I thought all the Obamatrons said there weren't any.
You Europeans always start wars that the US military (which has a large Native population by the way) always have to end. That says a lot about how brutal the Europeans are. I wouldn't be surprised if the Boyfriend in this story was one.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2014 1:42 PM EST

in response to: I love my boyfriend and don't want to leave, but how can I make him see what a monster he is?
National Felons at Large......nah.

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2014 5:30 PM EST

in response to: Has the current round or problems with thug players changed your opinion of the NFL?
Look up IBM. The brought about the PC Revolution, along with Apple, Microsoft, and Texas Instruments, all American companies. And the Internet was created by DARPA, and since the military has a large Native enrollment, I can safely say that the Internet was invented by us "savage redskins". Get your racist head out of your ass and do some research.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 6:51 AM EST

in response to: No. The computer was not invented in America, and not by Indians. You now give credit to white Americans to defend your argument, switching your sides to suit the moment. The computer was not invented, because it was a gradual evolution of older technology. There is no defining starting point. Antikythera or Charles Babbage difference engine? There's no line.
My weener is very large.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 9:49 PM EST

in response to: Who have you told about this place?
Here are some easy steps to insure a proper view of your anus. 1. Get hand held mirror. 2. Get a big black dildo. 3. Get jar vaseline. Take all three of these items to your bedroom or bathroom, whichever is more comfortable for you. remove all clothing. Take the vaseline, rub a large amount on your anus. Next bend over and insert the dildo into your anus. Next spread your legs, hold the mirror between them. Now look into the mirror and you will see what you're searching for.

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2014 3:04 AM EST

in response to: I want to see my fuсking butthole.
You seem to be living large and stepping easy.

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2014 11:26 PM EST

in response to: It sure feels good to be a Conservative. Comments?
If they have the roast at my supermarket, I'll make this tomorrow. I don't have a dutch oven, so I'm gonna do it on the stovetop. :) I'll buy the burgandy wine and a small cheap brandy or cognac.. A large baguette, and I'll roast baby red potatoes, skin on. This time, instead of brown rice, I'll make egg noodles. Maybe heat up a frozen corn souffle or creamed spinach. I'll call Pia and see if she'll come over for dinner, then send her home with a generous doggy bag. I'm drooling!

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2014 12:33 PM EST

in response to: Walked by with Bella this morning. Looks really nice. I love when new shops open! Especially coffee shops. Oh, and there is a street with nearly all the businesses closing or already closed. So sad. They come and go. FUĆKING NlGGER CUNT
Walmart is the biggest rebate retailer on the planet and was founded by Samuel Walton in 1962 nd currently is one of the largest employers in the United States.

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2014 7:24 AM EST

in response to: What is walmart?
The world's largest medieval tournament and theater is held in southern Germany. :)

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2014 3:54 AM EST

in response to: Have you been to a dinner theater?
No, the egg thing doesn't have a crust... It's basically a large, baked egg, ham, cheese, and tomato omlet... :)

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 6:02 PM EST

in response to: Bonjourno! I'm making the egg thing again... :) This time, it's different... No gooky stuff! No taters, broccoli, and peas.... eww.. This one is simpler... eggs, cheese, ham and my fav... tomatoes. :) I'll post a pic on GP when it's done. And how are you doing?
I had to buy an extra large wallet just to hold all the store loyalty cards. What a joke.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 4:21 PM EST

in response to: What's in your waIIet?
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