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Large parts of the Netherlands are not manmade.

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2015 8:03 PM EST

in response to: "God created the Earth, but the Dutch created the Netherlands." - CM.
Work. I've eaten too much over the years and my stomach is very large. It protrudes.

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2015 8:36 AM EST

in response to: OK, what are we up to today? I think it's 102... I can hardly wait. How about you?
She was sleeping. Her large sagging boobs plopped up on her face and she suffocated. How horrible.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2015 7:08 PM EST

in response to: Dear All, it is my sad duty to inform you that Ahuva aka "Israel" unexpectedly, but peacefully, passed away a few days ago. RIP dear friend and teacher.
soh do you like them big or small and what is the largest thing you put up your ass? Just sayin.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2015 10:23 PM EST

in response to: Here is a fact that will bring it all into perspective: When Soh was born: Pope John Paul II was the pope, the Panama Саnal was still controlled by the US, Hong Kong was still British Territory, the Cold War was still going on, the Berlin Wall split West and East Germany, and Michael Jackson was black. Yet Soh acts as if she was born 5 years ago...
And.....remember this one simple rule ....put nothing larger than a softball up there.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2015 10:16 PM EST

in response to: I bought a Kong toy to put up my ass
I'm thinking about having my butthole enlarged. Can you call me and tell me what you think? 443-869-1920

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2015 3:52 AM EST

in response to: I insist that you use my toilet
I only weigh 8st and my metabolism is very fast so I still lose weight when I eat large amounts of food. I also have severe phobias of some foods, I am absolutely terrified of these foods: Anything greasy Boiled sweets Crisps Sausages Doughnuts BBQ/Tomato/Brown sauces Milkshakes Ice lollies and more

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2015 4:05 PM EST

in response to: So lonely.. Must remember to work on my weight instead of eat (I just ate 2 donuts and 2 pizza pockets)
Steven Beerсock's Children's Hospital - the largest children's hospital in the world. I'm going to dress up as a surgeon. I'm going to perform operations on them. Sew little cocks and little clitorises into their little hands. So when I'm holding hands with them, I'm actually abusing the little bastards

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2015 3:03 PM EST

in response to: Tell me about your craziest dream.
It *is* extremely sad. of course. But my mum would have liked it, I think. She wanted her ashes thrown in the river by her home. The one of "My Cathedral," Then we chucked in a few weeds after the ashes and I thought they looked quite poetic, so I photoed them. I think it will make a good large canvas...alla Monet...ish. Then I'll send smaller (0.5cm x 0.5cm) prints and a magnifying glass to my family as they seem to like it.

UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2015 10:37 PM EST

in response to: Do you have any fuсking talent at all?
Cry baby. Try having a large chunk of glass embedded into your knee, straight to the bone. Then tell me about your pain.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2015 8:50 PM EST

in response to: It hurts!
Ah, get over it. Just wait until the customers ask for something that isn't clearly on a extremely large menu and then act like they are holier than you.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2015 8:42 PM EST

in response to: Ok, so first day of work (think major coffee chain full of hipsters), working with a super cute girl, asks me to heat up a brownie for a customer, I mistakenly touch it while pulling it out of the oven, she proceeds to give me the dirtiest look ever and kinda ignores my apologies. This was the worst first impression I could've ever given, I really don't want her to see me as that guy who touched a brownie during training. Goddamnit
No, almost everyone goes a few miles to a larger town. Nothing here exciting.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2015 12:18 PM EST

in response to: Does the population in your town triple on a Saturday night?
Big Mac, large fry, 10 piece McNugget with spicy mustard, bottle o' Trader Joes aka Charles Shaw Sauvignon Blanc.

/ JUL 26, 2015 9:13 PM EST

in response to: If you were going to get food from McDonalds or BurgerKing where would you go and what would you get? Plus which wine goes best with that?
I know how to coax him back. I have real large boobs.

/ JUL 13, 2015 4:13 PM EST

in response to: Where's the original Italy dude? He was fun. This guy is a jerk.
A large pretend imagination however. Dumbass.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2015 8:56 PM EST

in response to: My friend is literally crying like a river in my car cause i dont know what happened whit his girlfriend, i dont give a fuk but what can i do now?
You might google it and see if there are any ratings. I would guess that a larger cruise line would have more choices but I've never been on a cruise. Would like to.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2015 8:31 PM EST

in response to: Which cruise line should I use? Deciding between Royal Caribbean, Norwegian, and Princess. Going as a young couple who isn't into much sports, music, dancing or drinking.
I know, I'll do the floors and sort the laundry. :) I caved and bought another challah bread. Sliced, I'm going to let it dry, and make another baked French toast tomorrow (on my other day off!:). This time, I'll bake it in the larger pan so everything cooks evenly and it doesn't fall in the middle. There is almond extract in the pantry, and I think there are oranges in the kitchen. I'll zest the oranges and add it to the egg custard. :) I'm so excited.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 1:06 PM EST

in response to: will someone make this kordashian/jenner BS go away please. They're like soh on steroids...GAWD!
They did that sht too. I even saw one of them pull out a gun thing with a large cone at the end for listening in on convos

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2015 7:48 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time two men in black suits and shades rang your door bell?
I like to imagine a very large man. Covered in dark fur. I think he smells of booze and cigarettes. So funking gross

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2015 6:35 PM EST

in response to: What do you reckon Darren the original owner of GP looks like?
Personally feeding him give him the opportunity to show how large an ass the really is and thus more entertaining. So I say feed the little mothers.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2015 12:18 PM EST

in response to: Are you depending on mass confusion?
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